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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Apparently drinking vodka is the best way to do it, although technically it's best to then not get in your car with your grandson and roll it over, while declaring... Watch this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure all this makes sense once you've worked-out what it actually means....

But I'm still at the puzzled stage......

It's not that I'm a total thick'O..... it's just sometimes I need more clues....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he's rolled his car pissed on vodka that's how I read it.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Rula Lenska did exactly that on her way to winning a sixteen month driving ban.

Those Polish contessas are pure class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't quite get this either

Need more info

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Rula Lenska did exactly that on her way to winning a sixteen month driving ban.

Those Polish contessas are pure class "

Ah now it makes sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polish builder drinks vodka then gets in car and rolls it into a fence ?????

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Not sure what you mean but hopefully your grandson and you are unharmed

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I'm really, really hoping he didn't get into his car with a child, pissed, and then drove it so badly he had an accident.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Is the significance lying in it being a guy has a drink and rolls a car, or is it because he is Polish and then has a drink and rolls a car?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm still trying to understand the celebrating a new fence bit,,,,

I mean is it like getting the Queen too launch a ship...

I name this fence..... (insert fence name) and god bless all who sit on it....

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!!!!???!!!??!!!

I AM APPALLED Xxxxxxx

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE. Xxxxxxxxx

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm still trying to understand the celebrating a new fence bit,,,,

I mean is it like getting the Queen too launch a ship...

I name this fence..... (insert fence name) and god bless all who sit on it.... "

How about "I name this face, God bless all who sit on it"?

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Is the significance lying in it being a guy has a drink and rolls a car, or is it because he is Polish and then has a drink and rolls a car? "

I think the significance is in toasting a job well done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is the OP d*unk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just going to sit on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still trying to understand the celebrating a new fence bit,,,,

I mean is it like getting the Queen too launch a ship...

I name this fence..... (insert fence name) and god bless all who sit on it....

How about "I name this face, God bless all who sit on it"?"

It wouldn't work,,,,,,, People would just think it's a typo....

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out "

I also have polish relatives and have no idea what you are on about.

Just because he mentioned the word polish, doesn't mean a) it is anything to do with you and b) you have to be offended.

The op asked how he may toast the completion of a particular job. How do you know this is not a common thing amongst polish fence builders?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out "

.

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I thought my post after explained all for you OP. It just goes to show how many people actually read on down the thread.

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism "

Racism isn't funny ...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out "

You certainly don't sit on the fence with your opinion

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ..."

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No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought my post after explained all for you OP. It just goes to show how many people actually read on down the thread. "
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I honestly thought the story was well known?.

Otherwise I'd have been tempted to explain it better

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Is this thread a fence post

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour "

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have topping out parties when a building is finished and bbqs when a garden has been renovated. It's tradition,but we don't drink drive after. Well I don't

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

"

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No one's poking fun at you!

You've just got the wrong end of the stick about the post!.

If you look up rula lenska on the bbc it will all become clearer!

Honest

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

"

You'd better apologise op. the lady's taken great ofence

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

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No one's poking fun at you!

You've just got the wrong end of the stick about the post!.

If you look up rula lenska on the bbc it will all become clearer!

Honest "

You climb down ...no I havnt the wrong end of the stick at all...its the fact the nationality. ..polish ...i don't like bigoted racists im proud of my routes an been taught to accept people from all nations an traditions

I stick up for what I believe in ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is going well

A d*unk grandmother gets into a car with her young grandson and rolls it over

Thank goodness her grandson is still alive

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"This is going well

A d*unk grandmother gets into a car with her young grandson and rolls it over

Thank goodness her grandson is still alive

"

Better without the racism slur

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

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No one's poking fun at you!

You've just got the wrong end of the stick about the post!.

If you look up rula lenska on the bbc it will all become clearer!

Honest

You climb down ...no I havnt the wrong end of the stick at all...its the fact the nationality. ..polish ...i don't like bigoted racists im proud of my routes an been taught to accept people from all nations an traditions

I stick up for what I believe in ..."

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Climb down off what!!! I was never up there?.

Why don't you read the story on the bbc like I said and then you might not feel as outraged...

Although I doubt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Apparently drinking vodka is the best way to do it, although technically it's best to then not get in your car with your grandson and roll it over, while declaring... Watch this "

Are you saying you got into a car with your grandchild while d*unk?

And then you come on here and appear to be bragging about it?

I'd be to ashamed to tell anybody

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

.

No one's poking fun at you!

You've just got the wrong end of the stick about the post!.

If you look up rula lenska on the bbc it will all become clearer!

Honest

You climb down ...no I havnt the wrong end of the stick at all...its the fact the nationality. ..polish ...i don't like bigoted racists im proud of my routes an been taught to accept people from all nations an traditions

I stick up for what I believe in ....

Climb down off what!!! I was never up there?.

Why don't you read the story on the bbc like I said and then you might not feel as outraged...

Although I doubt it "

Lol im not wasting my breathe or time on you ...not worth it in my book ...can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I give up.... I'd put my head in the oven and end it all but it's electric and I'm in the middle of a souffle

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Very well known Polish Contessa and actress employs Polish builders to build fence in her garden. Afterwards she joins in British tradition(don't know for sure if it's also a polish one too although I suspect it's fairly universal) and drinks enough Polish vodka to end up mildly shitfaced (English expression) and then attempts to stuff her German car into another and end up on its side. Neither her nor her 3year old grandson riding shotgun (probably a Wild West expression) were hurt.

The magistrate banned her from driving for 16 months.

I don't think I can make the story any clearer unless I find a news report on S4C to cut and past too

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If anybody Polish or not drove my three year old while over the limit a driving ban would be way down their list of problems.

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By *rs DCouple
over a year ago

Malvern


"THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!!!!???!!!??!!!

I AM APPALLED Xxxxxxx

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE. Xxxxxxxxx"

no caps please its in the rules

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Very well known Polish Contessa and actress employs Polish builders to build fence in her garden. Afterwards she joins in British tradition(don't know for sure if it's also a polish one too although I suspect it's fairly universal) and drinks enough Polish vodka to end up mildly shitfaced (English expression) and then attempts to stuff her German car into another and end up on its side. Neither her nor her 3year old grandson riding shotgun (probably a Wild West expression) were hurt.

The magistrate banned her from driving for 16 months.

I don't think I can make the story any clearer unless I find a news report on S4C to cut and past too"

cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give up.... I'd put my head in the oven and end it all but it's electric and I'm in the middle of a souffle "

I prefer cake, perhaps a battenburg, at the risk of being racist against the Germans....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread highlights how badly some people read a post and how people become offended from something inoffensive. I thought my brain was bad at times but this takes the biscuit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give up.... I'd put my head in the oven and end it all but it's electric and I'm in the middle of a souffle

I prefer cake, perhaps a battenburg, at the risk of being racist against the Germans....

"

Don't mention the war (quoted from a well known television series)

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

hahaha this is so funny, people taking offence (or, a fence) when they've clearly not read the post through, nor read any mainstream media report about it.

It's the same when having conversations in real life. Many people don't listen, they just wait for their opportunity to interrupt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread highlights how badly some people read a post and how people become offended from something inoffensive. I thought my brain was bad at times but this takes the biscuit "

I "may" have noticed such a thing on a well know "thursday" post yesterday.

Funny. Just plain funny.

Some people seem to hoover the forums, looking for something to take umbrage over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread highlights how badly some people read a post and how people become offended from something inoffensive. I thought my brain was bad at times but this takes the biscuit

I "may" have noticed such a thing on a well know "thursday" post yesterday.

Funny. Just plain funny.

Some people seem to hoover the forums, looking for something to take umbrage over. "

Spelling Hoovers will be on your case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give up.... I'd put my head in the oven and end it all but it's electric and I'm in the middle of a souffle

I prefer cake, perhaps a battenburg, at the risk of being racist against the Germans....

Don't mention the war (quoted from a well known television series)"

For god's sake don't talk about Garibaldi biscuits.

Oh shit, I just opened the God door....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread highlights how badly some people read a post and how people become offended from something inoffensive. I thought my brain was bad at times but this takes the biscuit

I "may" have noticed such a thing on a well know "thursday" post yesterday.

Funny. Just plain funny.

Some people seem to hoover the forums, looking for something to take umbrage over.

Spelling Hoovers will be on your case "

Twas a deliberate spelling. They suck the life out of the forums.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"hahaha this is so funny, people taking offence (or, a fence) when they've clearly not read the post through, nor read any mainstream media report about it.

It's the same when having conversations in real life. Many people don't listen, they just wait for their opportunity to interrupt

"

I resemble that remark!

If I say I would prefer a slice of Dundee cake over battenburg would it be seen as either a vote to leave the EU or an endorsement for Scottish independence? If yes in either case can I have a slice of Victoria sponge instead?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"hahaha this is so funny, people taking offence (or, a fence) when they've clearly not read the post through, nor read any mainstream media report about it.

It's the same when having conversations in real life. Many people don't listen, they just wait for their opportunity to interrupt

I resemble that remark!

If I say I would prefer a slice of Dundee cake over battenburg would it be seen as either a vote to leave the EU or an endorsement for Scottish independence? If yes in either case can I have a slice of Victoria sponge instead?"

Cake you say........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread highlights how badly some people read a post and how people become offended from something inoffensive. I thought my brain was bad at times but this takes the biscuit

I "may" have noticed such a thing on a well know "thursday" post yesterday.

Funny. Just plain funny.

Some people seem to hoover the forums, looking for something to take umbrage over.

Spelling Hoovers will be on your case

Twas a deliberate spelling. They suck the life out of the forums."

I thought that but then I thought hovering looked more feasible. I should stop thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread highlights how badly some people read a post and how people become offended from something inoffensive. I thought my brain was bad at times but this takes the biscuit

I "may" have noticed such a thing on a well know "thursday" post yesterday.

Funny. Just plain funny.

Some people seem to hoover the forums, looking for something to take umbrage over.

Spelling Hoovers will be on your case

Twas a deliberate spelling. They suck the life out of the forums.

I thought that but then I thought hovering looked more feasible. I should stop thinking."

Pop back on Thursday and have a rant..... Some people like that kind of thing.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Damn thread is turning into a home economics class. Cake and hoovering, what ever next, how to decorate a dado rail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn thread is turning into a home economics class. Cake and hoovering, what ever next, how to decorate a dado rail?"

You know who are good at decorating?

The pol.....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Don't say it Markoh, don't say it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't say it Markoh, don't say it!"

Whistles innocently......

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down


"I thought my post after explained all for you OP. It just goes to show how many people actually read on down the thread. "

Don't worry, it is the same with people's profiles.

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

My grandad was Polish, but I'm not offended... OP do not think everyone that has Polish relatives thinks like that.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Very true Rachel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Damn thread is turning into a home economics class. Cake and hoovering, what ever next, how to decorate a dado rail?

You know who are good at decorating?

The pol..... "

Police?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"My grandad was Polish, but I'm not offended... OP do not think everyone that has Polish relatives thinks like that. "

I think this country should be indebted to the Poles, if it hadn't been for your grandad, we wouldn't have to to per I mean admire

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"I give up.... I'd put my head in the oven and end it all but it's electric and I'm in the middle of a souffle "

How did the souffle turn out?

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"This is going well

A d*unk grandmother gets into a car with her young grandson and rolls it over

Thank goodness her grandson is still alive

Better without the racism slur "

Rula Lenska is polish and her fence erectors could have been too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is going well

A d*unk grandmother gets into a car with her young grandson and rolls it over

Thank goodness her grandson is still alive

Better without the racism slur

Rula Lenska is polish and her fence erectors could have been too "

*Sniggers at the mention of erectors on a swingers site.....

Oh come on, you were all thinking it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I give up.... I'd put my head in the oven and end it all but it's electric and I'm in the middle of a souffle

How did the souffle turn out?"

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Deflated like my life's ambitions.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the fuck is that facepalm emote I voted for?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"This is going well

A d*unk grandmother gets into a car with her young grandson and rolls it over

Thank goodness her grandson is still alive

Better without the racism slur

Rula Lenska is polish and her fence erectors could have been too "

They were Polish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give up.... I'd put my head in the oven and end it all but it's electric and I'm in the middle of a souffle

How did the souffle turn out?.

Deflated like my life's ambitions.

"

That's so racis..... Nope.

That's so condescend..... Nope.

That's so fun..... yep, that's the one, funny.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'll drink to that, nostrovia!

Or whatever the Polish equivalent is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It was just a post about utterly shit excuses for getting plastered and drink driving!.

Worse still im half Irish... We love anything made from potatoes and doing fencing for cash..

Racist xenophobe..... I'm sorry...I wish I'd never mentioned nationality's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just going to sit on it "

You have no idea the effect those few words had on me ..

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Rula Lenska did exactly that on her way to winning a sixteen month driving ban.

Those Polish contessas are pure class "

Hope Rula's fence didn't get blown over in those high winds yesterday, she may have to call the Poles back again to fix it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was just a post about utterly shit excuses for getting plastered and drink driving!.

Worse still im half Irish... We love anything made from potatoes and doing fencing for cash..

Racist xenophobe..... I'm sorry...I wish I'd never mentioned nationality's. "

Cake???

I'd love a Danish right now... oops...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was just a post about utterly shit excuses for getting plastered and drink driving!.

Worse still im half Irish... We love anything made from potatoes and doing fencing for cash..

Racist xenophobe..... I'm sorry...I wish I'd never mentioned nationality's.

Cake???

I'd love a Danish right now... oops... "

Belgian Bun?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was just a post about utterly shit excuses for getting plastered and drink driving!.

Worse still im half Irish... We love anything made from potatoes and doing fencing for cash..

Racist xenophobe..... I'm sorry...I wish I'd never mentioned nationality's.

Cake???

I'd love a Danish right now... oops... "

.

I have to confess...a penchant for gingernuts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was just a post about utterly shit excuses for getting plastered and drink driving!.

Worse still im half Irish... We love anything made from potatoes and doing fencing for cash..

Racist xenophobe..... I'm sorry...I wish I'd never mentioned nationality's.

Cake???

I'd love a Danish right now... oops... .

I have to confess...a penchant for gingernuts! "

Gingernuts? Depends where they're from, I don't want any of that foreign shit....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was just a post about utterly shit excuses for getting plastered and drink driving!.

Worse still im half Irish... We love anything made from potatoes and doing fencing for cash..

Racist xenophobe..... I'm sorry...I wish I'd never mentioned nationality's.

Cake???

I'd love a Danish right now... oops...

Belgian Bun?"

I get cravings for those things. I have to eat them until it goes or I'm pulling my hair out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was just a post about utterly shit excuses for getting plastered and drink driving!.

Worse still im half Irish... We love anything made from potatoes and doing fencing for cash..

Racist xenophobe..... I'm sorry...I wish I'd never mentioned nationality's.

Cake???

I'd love a Danish right now... oops... .

I have to confess...a penchant for gingernuts!

Gingernuts? Depends where they're from, I don't want any of that foreign shit.... "

.

No UK gingernuts,well I say UK I mean English... I say English I mean northern English well I mean south northern English close to Manchester, when I say close I mean Eccles... What the fuck I don't even mean gingernuts,I mean Eccles cake... Wait a minute isn't that secretly in Lancashire... Where's my spitting emoticon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was just a post about utterly shit excuses for getting plastered and drink driving!.

Worse still im half Irish... We love anything made from potatoes and doing fencing for cash..

Racist xenophobe..... I'm sorry...I wish I'd never mentioned nationality's.

Cake???

I'd love a Danish right now... oops... .

I have to confess...a penchant for gingernuts!

Gingernuts? Depends where they're from, I don't want any of that foreign shit.... .

No UK gingernuts,well I say UK I mean English... I say English I mean northern English well I mean south northern English close to Manchester, when I say close I mean Eccles... What the fuck I don't even mean gingernuts,I mean Eccles cake... Wait a minute isn't that secretly in Lancashire... Where's my spitting emoticon "

Is Lancashire in Poland?

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By *hagulikeMan
over a year ago

Essex

I think the fence is for a garden of 50 acres

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!!!!???!!!??!!!

I AM APPALLED Xxxxxxx

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE. Xxxxxxxxx no caps please its in the rules "

Apologies, the post was a parody.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

.

No one's poking fun at you!

You've just got the wrong end of the stick about the post!.

If you look up rula lenska on the bbc it will all become clearer!

Honest

You climb down ...no I havnt the wrong end of the stick at all...its the fact the nationality. ..polish ...i don't like bigoted racists im proud of my routes an been taught to accept people from all nations an traditions

I stick up for what I believe in ....

Climb down off what!!! I was never up there?.

Why don't you read the story on the bbc like I said and then you might not feel as outraged...

Although I doubt it

Lol im not wasting my breathe or time on you ...not worth it in my book ...can't be arsed "

You have missed the point of all of this. The op was not being racist. That is a simple fact. If that sort of thing offends you, then you deserve to be offended.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my how to take offence in one easy step...

What have we become?

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

.

No one's poking fun at you!

You've just got the wrong end of the stick about the post!.

If you look up rula lenska on the bbc it will all become clearer!

Honest

You climb down ...no I havnt the wrong end of the stick at all...its the fact the nationality. ..polish ...i don't like bigoted racists im proud of my routes an been taught to accept people from all nations an traditions

I stick up for what I believe in ....

Climb down off what!!! I was never up there?.

Why don't you read the story on the bbc like I said and then you might not feel as outraged...

Although I doubt it

Lol im not wasting my breathe or time on you ...not worth it in my book ...can't be arsed

You have missed the point of all of this. The op was not being racist. That is a simple fact. If that sort of thing offends you, then you deserve to be offended."

Bloody hell this was yesterday an still carry on about it jeez

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

.

No one's poking fun at you!

You've just got the wrong end of the stick about the post!.

If you look up rula lenska on the bbc it will all become clearer!

Honest

You climb down ...no I havnt the wrong end of the stick at all...its the fact the nationality. ..polish ...i don't like bigoted racists im proud of my routes an been taught to accept people from all nations an traditions

I stick up for what I believe in ....

Climb down off what!!! I was never up there?.

Why don't you read the story on the bbc like I said and then you might not feel as outraged...

Although I doubt it

Lol im not wasting my breathe or time on you ...not worth it in my book ...can't be arsed

You have missed the point of all of this. The op was not being racist. That is a simple fact. If that sort of thing offends you, then you deserve to be offended.

Bloody hell this was yesterday an still carry on about it jeez "

Yes. And?

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

.

No one's poking fun at you!

You've just got the wrong end of the stick about the post!.

If you look up rula lenska on the bbc it will all become clearer!

Honest

You climb down ...no I havnt the wrong end of the stick at all...its the fact the nationality. ..polish ...i don't like bigoted racists im proud of my routes an been taught to accept people from all nations an traditions

I stick up for what I believe in ....

Climb down off what!!! I was never up there?.

Why don't you read the story on the bbc like I said and then you might not feel as outraged...

Although I doubt it

Lol im not wasting my breathe or time on you ...not worth it in my book ...can't be arsed

You have missed the point of all of this. The op was not being racist. That is a simple fact. If that sort of thing offends you, then you deserve to be offended.

Bloody hell this was yesterday an still carry on about it jeez

Yes. And?"

I'm bored .maybe u have nothing else better to do than have a argument jeez

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my how to take offence in one easy step...

What have we become? "

Offence aside, I'm quite pleased I found this little community, all brought together over sex, who can turn a post about a drink driver and make it about cakes instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!!!!!???!!!??!!!

I AM APPALLED Xxxxxxx

SOMETHING MUST BE DONE. Xxxxxxxxx"

As I read "THINK OF THE CHILDREN" I had this picture of Michael Jackson at the Brit awards and Jarvis Cocker jumping about on the stage. Dunno why

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

.

No one's poking fun at you!

You've just got the wrong end of the stick about the post!.

If you look up rula lenska on the bbc it will all become clearer!

Honest

You climb down ...no I havnt the wrong end of the stick at all...its the fact the nationality. ..polish ...i don't like bigoted racists im proud of my routes an been taught to accept people from all nations an traditions

I stick up for what I believe in ....

Climb down off what!!! I was never up there?.

Why don't you read the story on the bbc like I said and then you might not feel as outraged...

Although I doubt it

Lol im not wasting my breathe or time on you ...not worth it in my book ...can't be arsed

You have missed the point of all of this. The op was not being racist. That is a simple fact. If that sort of thing offends you, then you deserve to be offended.

Bloody hell this was yesterday an still carry on about it jeez

Yes. And?

I'm bored .maybe u have nothing else better to do than have a argument jeez "

An argument requires two idiots. I am only one of the idiots.

Besides if you say clatteringly stupid things, it is no surprise when people respond now is it?

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

.

No one's poking fun at you!

You've just got the wrong end of the stick about the post!.

If you look up rula lenska on the bbc it will all become clearer!

Honest

You climb down ...no I havnt the wrong end of the stick at all...its the fact the nationality. ..polish ...i don't like bigoted racists im proud of my routes an been taught to accept people from all nations an traditions

I stick up for what I believe in ....

Climb down off what!!! I was never up there?.

Why don't you read the story on the bbc like I said and then you might not feel as outraged...

Although I doubt it

Lol im not wasting my breathe or time on you ...not worth it in my book ...can't be arsed

You have missed the point of all of this. The op was not being racist. That is a simple fact. If that sort of thing offends you, then you deserve to be offended.

Bloody hell this was yesterday an still carry on about it jeez

Yes. And?

I'm bored .maybe u have nothing else better to do than have a argument jeez

An argument requires two idiots. I am only one of the idiots.

Besides if you say clatteringly stupid things, it is no surprise when people respond now is it?"

Thanks im not stupid I find this immature tbh an wanting a row i wont give u what u want an that is give u a row im better than that to sink to your level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

"

He called me stupid which im not going to have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody Poles. Coming over here drinking our vodka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought Rula Lenskas character, Nancy "Q" Cunard de Longchamps was the least believable of the Rock Follies trio....

I will not be challenged on that.... so Rasssssp too anyone who disagrees...

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"Bloody Poles. Coming over here drinking our vodka "

Unbelievable

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

He called me stupid which im not going to have "

I called myself stupid.

Any allusions to your stupidity are all inferred.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

.

No one's poking fun at you!

You've just got the wrong end of the stick about the post!.

If you look up rula lenska on the bbc it will all become clearer!

Honest

You climb down ...no I havnt the wrong end of the stick at all...its the fact the nationality. ..polish ...i don't like bigoted racists im proud of my routes an been taught to accept people from all nations an traditions

I stick up for what I believe in ....

Climb down off what!!! I was never up there?.

Why don't you read the story on the bbc like I said and then you might not feel as outraged...

Although I doubt it

Lol im not wasting my breathe or time on you ...not worth it in my book ...can't be arsed

You have missed the point of all of this. The op was not being racist. That is a simple fact. If that sort of thing offends you, then you deserve to be offended.

Bloody hell this was yesterday an still carry on about it jeez

Yes. And?

I'm bored .maybe u have nothing else better to do than have a argument jeez

An argument requires two idiots. I am only one of the idiots.

Besides if you say clatteringly stupid things, it is no surprise when people respond now is it?

Thanks im not stupid I find this immature tbh an wanting a row i wont give u what u want an that is give u a row im better than that to sink to your level "

You are doing a good job of it.

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

He called me stupid which im not going to have

I called myself stupid.

Any allusions to your stupidity are all inferred."

This post was put on yesterday an people are carrying on arguing ....which I don't understand why ...today is another day...The post the op put is yesterday's news

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"I don't get this op tbh some people who are polish may be offended by it..why is the significance to this why does this have to be a polish person why not English or another nationality ...is this funny tbh Erm nope

With someone who has polish relatives why is this funny

Relating to the polish drinking vodka ...am being d*unk have u ever seen the English louts on a night out .

It was rula lenskas excuse at court today where she lost her licence for drink driving!.

Still don't stop that you from being outraged at my obvious racism

Racism isn't funny ....

No your right it's not!.

That's the trouble with the poles no bloody sense of humour

Omg how racist can you get im part english/polish/welsh that surprise you ...i have a polish grandad ...so u going to poke at me being Welsh too

.

No one's poking fun at you!

You've just got the wrong end of the stick about the post!.

If you look up rula lenska on the bbc it will all become clearer!

Honest

You climb down ...no I havnt the wrong end of the stick at all...its the fact the nationality. ..polish ...i don't like bigoted racists im proud of my routes an been taught to accept people from all nations an traditions

I stick up for what I believe in ....

Climb down off what!!! I was never up there?.

Why don't you read the story on the bbc like I said and then you might not feel as outraged...

Although I doubt it

Lol im not wasting my breathe or time on you ...not worth it in my book ...can't be arsed

You have missed the point of all of this. The op was not being racist. That is a simple fact. If that sort of thing offends you, then you deserve to be offended.

Bloody hell this was yesterday an still carry on about it jeez

Yes. And?

I'm bored .maybe u have nothing else better to do than have a argument jeez

An argument requires two idiots. I am only one of the idiots.

Besides if you say clatteringly stupid things, it is no surprise when people respond now is it?

Thanks im not stupid I find this immature tbh an wanting a row i wont give u what u want an that is give u a row im better than that to sink to your level

You are doing a good job of it.

"

Gosh yawn

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Good God is this still dribbling on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought Rula Lenskas character, Nancy "Q" Cunard de Longchamps was the least believable of the Rock Follies trio....

I will not be challenged on that.... so Rasssssp too anyone who disagrees... "

I strongly disagree

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

This is carrying on an tbh it's done ...about what the op put. It should be put to bed...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was just a post about utterly shit excuses for getting plastered and drink driving!.

Worse still im half Irish... We love anything made from potatoes and doing fencing for cash..

Racist xenophobe..... I'm sorry...I wish I'd never mentioned nationality's.

Cake???

I'd love a Danish right now... oops... .

I have to confess...a penchant for gingernuts!

Gingernuts? Depends where they're from, I don't want any of that foreign shit.... "

They are from red headed males. Where else would you get gingernuts from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is carrying on an tbh it's done ...about what the op put. It should be put to bed..."

And so should Rula... at least until she sobers up.

Anyone fancy a stiff drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought Rula Lenskas character, Nancy "Q" Cunard de Longchamps was the least believable of the Rock Follies trio....

I will not be challenged on that.... so Rasssssp too anyone who disagrees...

I strongly disagree "

Objection overruled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought Rula Lenskas character, Nancy "Q" Cunard de Longchamps was the least believable of the Rock Follies trio....

I will not be challenged on that.... so Rasssssp too anyone who disagrees...

I strongly disagree

Objection overruled "

You win. 2 childish squabbles on one thread would have me running to the Haribos

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By *anda2Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Yet another great topic on a shining site. Any body remember swinging?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I always thought Rula Lenskas character, Nancy "Q" Cunard de Longchamps was the least believable of the Rock Follies trio....

I will not be challenged on that.... so Rasssssp too anyone who disagrees...

I strongly disagree

Objection overruled

You win. 2 childish squabbles on one thread would have me running to the Haribos "

Oop's my-bad ..... I didn't realise this thread already had a heated grammatical discourse in progress .....

Please disregards my earlier comments about Rock Follies as I feel its a subject worthy of it own thread and I shall rekindle the subject at a later date,,,

Even though your so obviously wrong about Rula,,,,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yet another great topic on a shining site. Any body remember swinging? "

Plenty of us are fucking,we're not obsessed with it and talk about other subjects.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

He called me stupid which im not going to have "

Oh blah blah...

Grow up.

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

He called me stupid which im not going to have

Oh blah blah...

Grow up."

This still going on for goodness sake drop it gosh ive moved on lots of uppity people today im happy life is far too short

An don't get narky with me you don't even know me ...

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Yet another great topic on a shining site. Any body remember swinging? "

That's what the swingers chat forum is for. This is the lounge so you are in the wrong forum.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

another classic

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol i wish I'd never mentioned the bloody thing.

What struck me while listening to it on radio 5 was that she had the nerve to give it as an alibi in court.

I thought it might be worth a laugh on here but I had no idea it would be this racist, xenophobic, homophobic to mention it!

Although I've got this other great story about this lesbian Latvian/Chinese/welshman who was...

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"Lol i wish I'd never mentioned the bloody thing.

What struck me while listening to it on radio 5 was that she had the nerve to give it as an alibi in court.

I thought it might be worth a laugh on here but I had no idea it would be this racist, xenophobic, homophobic to mention it!

Although I've got this other great story about this lesbian Latvian/Chinese/welshman who was... "

Was she/he from the island of Lesbos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

He called me stupid which im not going to have

Oh blah blah...

Grow up.

This still going on for goodness sake drop it gosh ive moved on lots of uppity people today im happy life is far too short

An don't get narky with me you don't even know me ..."

The Green arrow suggests you manage to take offence at just about every thread you participate in, on just about every subject.

It's clearly a gift......

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

He called me stupid which im not going to have

Oh blah blah...

Grow up.

This still going on for goodness sake drop it gosh ive moved on lots of uppity people today im happy life is far too short

An don't get narky with me you don't even know me ...

The Green arrow suggests you manage to take offence at just about every thread you participate in, on just about every subject.

It's clearly a gift......

"

Damn, I was trying for that accolade ... I wanted to be known for being offended by everything ... gotta love a forum persona

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

He called me stupid which im not going to have

Oh blah blah...

Grow up.

This still going on for goodness sake drop it gosh ive moved on lots of uppity people today im happy life is far too short

An don't get narky with me you don't even know me ...

The Green arrow suggests you manage to take offence at just about every thread you participate in, on just about every subject.

It's clearly a gift......

Damn, I was trying for that accolade ... I wanted to be known for being offended by everything ... gotta love a forum persona "

Would you be happy with second place and cake?

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"This is carrying on an tbh it's done ...about what the op put. It should be put to bed..."

Yet you keep posting.

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Ok it might be best to drop it now

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

He called me stupid which im not going to have

Oh blah blah...

Grow up.

This still going on for goodness sake drop it gosh ive moved on lots of uppity people today im happy life is far too short

An don't get narky with me you don't even know me ...

The Green arrow suggests you manage to take offence at just about every thread you participate in, on just about every subject.

It's clearly a gift......

Damn, I was trying for that accolade ... I wanted to be known for being offended by everything ... gotta love a forum persona

Would you be happy with second place and cake? "

Since I haven't joined in on this 'debate' because my OH is actually repairing a fence and has been all day, grrrrr, I felt it was too close to home, I guess I will have to. Certain topics, call for my high horse though, certainly those where others are already on theirs and need to be knocked off ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

He called me stupid which im not going to have

Oh blah blah...

Grow up.

This still going on for goodness sake drop it gosh ive moved on lots of uppity people today im happy life is far too short

An don't get narky with me you don't even know me ...

The Green arrow suggests you manage to take offence at just about every thread you participate in, on just about every subject.

It's clearly a gift......

Damn, I was trying for that accolade ... I wanted to be known for being offended by everything ... gotta love a forum persona

Would you be happy with second place and cake?

Since I haven't joined in on this 'debate' because my OH is actually repairing a fence and has been all day, grrrrr, I felt it was too close to home, I guess I will have to. Certain topics, call for my high horse though, certainly those where others are already on theirs and need to be knocked off ...."

So how are you gonna celebrate the repaired fence...

... just asking...

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

He called me stupid which im not going to have

Oh blah blah...

Grow up.

This still going on for goodness sake drop it gosh ive moved on lots of uppity people today im happy life is far too short

An don't get narky with me you don't even know me ...

The Green arrow suggests you manage to take offence at just about every thread you participate in, on just about every subject.

It's clearly a gift......

Damn, I was trying for that accolade ... I wanted to be known for being offended by everything ... gotta love a forum persona

Would you be happy with second place and cake?

Since I haven't joined in on this 'debate' because my OH is actually repairing a fence and has been all day, grrrrr, I felt it was too close to home, I guess I will have to. Certain topics, call for my high horse though, certainly those where others are already on theirs and need to be knocked off ....

So how are you gonna celebrate the repaired fence...

... just asking...

"

Your just bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ffs!!!!

I knew what OP meant, I've read a fucking paper today!!!

CHILL OUT PEOPLE.

He called me stupid which im not going to have

Oh blah blah...

Grow up.

This still going on for goodness sake drop it gosh ive moved on lots of uppity people today im happy life is far too short

An don't get narky with me you don't even know me ...

The Green arrow suggests you manage to take offence at just about every thread you participate in, on just about every subject.

It's clearly a gift......

Damn, I was trying for that accolade ... I wanted to be known for being offended by everything ... gotta love a forum persona

Would you be happy with second place and cake?

Since I haven't joined in on this 'debate' because my OH is actually repairing a fence and has been all day, grrrrr, I felt it was too close to home, I guess I will have to. Certain topics, call for my high horse though, certainly those where others are already on theirs and need to be knocked off ....

So how are you gonna celebrate the repaired fence...

... just asking...

"

French cognac.

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Ledbury

Head, meet desk...

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By *at69driveMan
over a year ago

Herrtord


"Apparently drinking vodka is the best way to do it, although technically it's best to then not get in your car with your grandson and roll it over, while declaring... Watch this "
. This was an unfortunate experience , ,but no one came to any harm. It would appear that the daughter asked her mother to return her grand daughter , otherwise she had not intended to drive ..

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Law and Order!

Will you be having a party with vodka and cake once the fence is finished and provide the taxis home to save us all doing a "Rula" ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What have the Poles (sic) ever done for us eh?

Fences

Alright, besides fences what have the Poles ever done for us?

Cheap vodka

Alright, but besides fences and cheap vodka what ha...

Car washes

Right then, besides.....

You all know the sketch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another reason to quit eu,British fencers for British fences!??

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"Apparently drinking vodka is the best way to do it, although technically it's best to then not get in your car with your grandson and roll it over, while declaring... Watch this . This was an unfortunate experience , ,but no one came to any harm. It would appear that the daughter asked her mother to return her grand daughter , otherwise she had not intended to drive .."

ahhhh so its the daughters fault...righteo then

and breaking the law and endangering loved ones and anyone else on your route is ok if no one was harmed, should she have escaped punishment simply because no one was harmed...this time??

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Jim Davidson was once asked why he drove while he was d*unk he answered "because I was pissed"

That's what happens, rational thought goes out the window

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"What have the Poles (sic) ever done for us eh?

Fences

Alright, besides fences what have the Poles ever done for us?

Cheap vodka

Alright, but besides fences and cheap vodka what ha...

Car washes

Right then, besides.....

You all know the sketch. "

I'm part polish ...so i find that racist. ..have u ever got to know a polish person an spoke to them ...an they are hard working people ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What have the Poles (sic) ever done for us eh?

Fences

Alright, besides fences what have the Poles ever done for us?

Cheap vodka

Alright, but besides fences and cheap vodka what ha...

Car washes

Right then, besides.....

You all know the sketch.

I'm part polish ...so i find that racist. ..have u ever got to know a polish person an spoke to them ...an they are hard working people ..."

In that case surely you only find it partly racist?

I know I know, stop calling you Shirley.....

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"What have the Poles (sic) ever done for us eh?

Fences

Alright, besides fences what have the Poles ever done for us?

Cheap vodka

Alright, but besides fences and cheap vodka what ha...

Car washes

Right then, besides.....

You all know the sketch.

I'm part polish ...so i find that racist. ..have u ever got to know a polish person an spoke to them ...an they are hard working people ...

In that case surely you only find it partly racist?

I know I know, stop calling you Shirley....."

Pathetic an im disappointed people are racist towards the polish ...i thought we lived in a society where acceptance of others ...

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"Law and Order!

Will you be having a party with vodka and cake once the fence is finished and provide the taxis home to save us all doing a "Rula" ? "

We would have a party, and as I am half French, your idea of Cognac was a good idea, plus I have lived into he USA for ten years so the English mustard on the American hot dogs was also a good call. Party can't be at home though, because it was our teens climbing over the fence when they forgot their front door key that broke the darn thing.

On the Polish question, I am sure lots of people here have met Polish people, why wouldn't they have? I work in an industry that brings me into immigrants from all over the world. Lumping all Polish people together and saying, as a race, they are hard-working or not, is surely racist. I am often one of the first to call someone up on the issue of racism (yes, feel free to press the green arrow now) but I can assure you, there are far more insidious issues of racism here and everywhere else than this issue about Polish builders. Try bringing up mixed race kids .... told you I can be 'offended from Surbiton'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What have the Poles (sic) ever done for us eh?

Fences

Alright, besides fences what have the Poles ever done for us?

Cheap vodka

Alright, but besides fences and cheap vodka what ha...

Car washes

Right then, besides.....

You all know the sketch.

I'm part polish ...so i find that racist. ..have u ever got to know a polish person an spoke to them ...an they are hard working people ...

In that case surely you only find it partly racist?

I know I know, stop calling you Shirley.....

Pathetic an im disappointed people are racist towards the polish ...i thought we lived in a society where acceptance of others ..."

We do live in a society where we accept others.

We're less tolerant of the silly.... We do tend to mock them, don't know if you've ever noticed that.

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I give up tbh as I can't be bothered on this post any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I give up tbh as I can't be bothered on this post any more "

You said that yesterday too.....

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"I give up tbh as I can't be bothered on this post any more

You said that yesterday too..... "

Do u know u won't get a rise out of me..Water of a ducks back ...lol so u won't get me to bite ...react to u it shows to me how immature u are

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I give up tbh as I can't be bothered on this post any more

You said that yesterday too.....

Do u know u won't get a rise out of me..Water of a ducks back ...lol so u won't get me to bite ...react to u it shows to me how immature u are "

I have only recently seen this whole fence-gate thing and to be honest, if you dont want to extend it and keep it going, why do you keep replying ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment "

You won't get a rise out of her you know.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment "

You dont have to be part anything to decry something that you feel is bad, in fact I think to think that qualifies you is indeed racist in itself. I am a middle aged white woman who hates racism ... some people say I don't have the right to though. (Colgate, I am agreeing with you, by the way)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how is this still going. Popcorn?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment

You dont have to be part anything to decry something that you feel is bad, in fact I think to think that qualifies you is indeed racist in itself. I am a middle aged white woman who hates racism ... some people say I don't have the right to though. (Colgate, I am agreeing with you, by the way)

"

If there's any ladies who would like a little English in them.....

Right, must go, I've just ordered an Indian.

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment

You dont have to be part anything to decry something that you feel is bad, in fact I think to think that qualifies you is indeed racist in itself. I am a middle aged white woman who hates racism ... some people say I don't have the right to though. (Colgate, I am agreeing with you, by the way)

If there's any ladies who would like a little English in them.....

Right, must go, I've just ordered an Indian. "

I do love an Indian, but we've discovered a brilliant Thai locally ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment

You dont have to be part anything to decry something that you feel is bad, in fact I think to think that qualifies you is indeed racist in itself. I am a middle aged white woman who hates racism ... some people say I don't have the right to though. (Colgate, I am agreeing with you, by the way)

If there's any ladies who would like a little English in them.....

Right, must go, I've just ordered an Indian.

I do love an Indian, but we've discovered a brilliant Thai locally .... "

What have you got against Indians?

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment

You dont have to be part anything to decry something that you feel is bad, in fact I think to think that qualifies you is indeed racist in itself. I am a middle aged white woman who hates racism ... some people say I don't have the right to though. (Colgate, I am agreeing with you, by the way)

If there's any ladies who would like a little English in them.....

Right, must go, I've just ordered an Indian.

I do love an Indian, but we've discovered a brilliant Thai locally ....

What have you got against Indians? "

At one point I considered living with one because I love the food so much, but I wasn't sure how good he were at cooking as he only brought me his mum's food, plus he was 25 and I was in my early forties ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment

You dont have to be part anything to decry something that you feel is bad, in fact I think to think that qualifies you is indeed racist in itself. I am a middle aged white woman who hates racism ... some people say I don't have the right to though. (Colgate, I am agreeing with you, by the way)

If there's any ladies who would like a little English in them.....

Right, must go, I've just ordered an Indian.

I do love an Indian, but we've discovered a brilliant Thai locally ....

What have you got against Indians?

At one point I considered living with one because I love the food so much, but I wasn't sure how good he were at cooking as he only brought me his mum's food, plus he was 25 and I was in my early forties .... "

You're ageist as well?

Joking obviously. I know you know, but others won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment

You dont have to be part anything to decry something that you feel is bad, in fact I think to think that qualifies you is indeed racist in itself. I am a middle aged white woman who hates racism ... some people say I don't have the right to though. (Colgate, I am agreeing with you, by the way)

If there's any ladies who would like a little English in them.....

Right, must go, I've just ordered an Indian.

I do love an Indian, but we've discovered a brilliant Thai locally ....

What have you got against Indians? "

What have YOU got against Indians, ordering them about like that. Surely it would be more polite to ask nicely.

I know, I know, I called you Shirley.

Guess I picked a bad week to give up taking amphetamines.

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

I uploaded my builders photo

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London


"I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment

You dont have to be part anything to decry something that you feel is bad, in fact I think to think that qualifies you is indeed racist in itself. I am a middle aged white woman who hates racism ... some people say I don't have the right to though. (Colgate, I am agreeing with you, by the way)

If there's any ladies who would like a little English in them.....

Right, must go, I've just ordered an Indian.

I do love an Indian, but we've discovered a brilliant Thai locally ....

What have you got against Indians?

At one point I considered living with one because I love the food so much, but I wasn't sure how good he were at cooking as he only brought me his mum's food, plus he was 25 and I was in my early forties ....

You're ageist as well?

Joking obviously. I know you know, but others won't. "

I am though, after a slew of fuck buddies in their twenties and thirties, I have settled down with a guy in his fifties .....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment

You dont have to be part anything to decry something that you feel is bad, in fact I think to think that qualifies you is indeed racist in itself. I am a middle aged white woman who hates racism ... some people say I don't have the right to though. (Colgate, I am agreeing with you, by the way)

If there's any ladies who would like a little English in them.....

Right, must go, I've just ordered an Indian.

I do love an Indian, but we've discovered a brilliant Thai locally ....

What have you got against Indians?

At one point I considered living with one because I love the food so much, but I wasn't sure how good he were at cooking as he only brought me his mum's food, plus he was 25 and I was in my early forties ....

You're ageist as well?

Joking obviously. I know you know, but others won't.

I am though, after a slew of fuck buddies in their twenties and thirties, I have settled down with a guy in his fifties ....."

im glad you clarified the agreeing with me part. I was just about to spit out my Chilean red

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment

You dont have to be part anything to decry something that you feel is bad, in fact I think to think that qualifies you is indeed racist in itself. I am a middle aged white woman who hates racism ... some people say I don't have the right to though. (Colgate, I am agreeing with you, by the way)

If there's any ladies who would like a little English in them.....

Right, must go, I've just ordered an Indian.

I do love an Indian, but we've discovered a brilliant Thai locally ....

What have you got against Indians?

What have YOU got against Indians, ordering them about like that. Surely it would be more polite to ask nicely.

I know, I know, I called you Shirley.

Guess I picked a bad week to give up taking amphetamines. "

How dare you nick my joke.

Offended of Berkshire.

I shall write to my MP.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm still laughing at the "I'm part Polish " comment

You dont have to be part anything to decry something that you feel is bad, in fact I think to think that qualifies you is indeed racist in itself. I am a middle aged white woman who hates racism ... some people say I don't have the right to though. (Colgate, I am agreeing with you, by the way)

If there's any ladies who would like a little English in them.....

Right, must go, I've just ordered an Indian.

I do love an Indian, but we've discovered a brilliant Thai locally ....

What have you got against Indians?

What have YOU got against Indians, ordering them about like that. Surely it would be more polite to ask nicely.

I know, I know, I called you Shirley.

Guess I picked a bad week to give up taking amphetamines.

How dare you nick my joke.

Offended of Berkshire.

I shall write to my MP. "

I only borrowed it, if you're going to be like that about it you can have it back.

Some people are so precious....

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