FabSwingers.com forum: Clean for the Queen

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'm in.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.......

I'm a butler, but I'm happy to direct the maids in.there endeavours, and maybe, give them a thoroughly good spanking, to highlight their shortcomings in service

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in.......

I'm a butler, but I'm happy to direct the maids in.there endeavours, and maybe, give them a thoroughly good spanking, to highlight their shortcomings in service

Bad Soxy searches feverishly for his kinky maids outfit......

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By *otblondewife hornyMrCouple
over a year ago

Cambuslang

Jingoistic pish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet the money is shite LoL

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've got my diamond encrusted marigolds and my ermine trimmed bin-bag ready and in waiting ,,,,,, all I need know is to fashion an imitation crown and a paper-mache corgi and I'll be fully sorted....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in.......

I'm a butler, but I'm happy to direct the maids in.there endeavours, and maybe, give them a thoroughly good spanking, to highlight their shortcomings in service

Bad Soxy searches feverishly for his kinky maids outfit......

I actually own a butlers outfit, my ex girlfriend bought it for me when we went away for the weekend, along with her maids outfit, I doubt that hotel room had ever been so clean lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

She can put her own bins out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She can put her own bins out!

You've changed......

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"She can put her own bins out!

You've changed......

Parasitic free loaders

boot them out, I say!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"She can put her own bins out!

You've changed......

Oh, you meant my biceps.....lickable, methinx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She can put her own bins out!

You've changed......

Parasitic free loaders

boot them out, I say!

Wot ...... on her 90th birthday,,,,, that's just mean..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She can put her own bins out!

You've changed......

Oh, you meant my biceps.....lickable, methinx

Steve..... is this your way of announcing a new found Oxster fetish........

How rather unusual........

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

You will be campaigning to leave the EU next

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Hove, mainly…

"You will be campaigning to leave the EU next

When I first heard the term 'brexit' it was on the early morning news when I was having breakfast and I thought it was something to do with leaving the EU early on....like at breakfast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I support her workers striking for minimum wage.

No more freebies for the queen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The campaign is a crock of shit, that photo of Michael Gove is cringeworthy. That said, I clean up the rubbish outside my house on a regular basis and will keep doing so. Not because of the Queen, though I'm a big fan, just because I think it's good to take a bit of pride in where you live. So many of the people living near me (*cough* students *cough*) really don't, and it pisses me off.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"You will be campaigning to leave the EU next

When I first heard the term 'brexit' it was on the early morning news when I was having breakfast and I thought it was something to do with leaving the EU early on....like at breakfast. "

One consequence of leaving the EU will be higher wages. Why is that a bad thing?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Jingoistic pish"

Huzzah!

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

macdonalds are on this bandwagon if you live near its mostly their cartons that litter the streets anyway, if we do clean up for the queen we should maintain that standard, but if people didnt drop shite we wouldnt have to clean up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The streets were nice and clean in the 70s, now there's rubbish everwhere, I blame inadequate recycling, and convenience food

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

"The streets were nice and clean in the 70s, now there's rubbish everwhere, I blame inadequate recycling, and convenience food "
recycling old days glass milk bottles returned, soft drinks returnable bottles got deposit back, as kids taking empties back meant more pocket money, fast food was fish n chips sold in paper bio degradable, not polystrine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But I've already got myself a house maid

(Oh you meant THAT queen)

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I'll tidy up because I'm like that. I might even do extra tidying if my mum's coming round since she is ridiculously tidy. But not for anyone else specifically and the Queen (and Michael Gove) can fuck right off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll tidy up because I'm like that. I might even do extra tidying if my mum's coming round since she is ridiculously tidy. But not for anyone else specifically and the Queen (and Michael Gove) can fuck right off."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah and then I will send her an invoice!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Clean for the queen? Bollocks.

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