FabSwingers.com forum: It seems we are only Women's play things

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men show the Women why they need/want us

Show them your best pic (Get them wet and begging for you)

Tell them your best joke and make them laugh,

Swoon them with your best chat up line

although it could backfire and they might end up wetting themselves with laughter at us all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are only their play things. They will choose the best from the box to match their mood

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men show the Women why they need/want us

Show them your best pic (Get them wet and begging for you)

Tell them your best joke and make them laugh,

Swoon them with your best chat up line

although it could backfire and they might end up wetting themselves with laughter at us all

Oi, are you whinging?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"No."

That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.

Now dance, monkey, dance.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I'd love to be a woman's plaything. I'm more than happy with that arrangement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.

Now dance, monkey, dance.

Classical or Latin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.

Now dance, monkey, dance.

Anyway, it's not hard to get. It's to lazy to get!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"No.

That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.

Now dance, monkey, dance.

Classical or Latin?"

Flamenco with a touch of interpretive shape throwing please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.

Now dance, monkey, dance.

Classical or Latin?

Flamenco with a touch of interpretive shape throwing please."

I can do "d*unken 40 year old that thinks he's 24 when pissed"..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No.

That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.

Now dance, monkey, dance.

Classical or Latin?

Flamenco with a touch of interpretive shape throwing please.

I can do "d*unken 40 year old that thinks he's 24 when pissed"..

I can vouch for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love to be a woman's plaything. I'm more than happy with that arrangement."

Noted.

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By *oobsandballsMan
over a year ago

st andrews

"No.

That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.

Now dance, monkey, dance.

Classical or Latin?

Flamenco with a touch of interpretive shape throwing please.

I can do "d*unken 40 year old that thinks he's 24 when pissed"..

That could probably come under interpretive

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No.

That's the spirit. Blokes, take note. Playing hard to get is the way forward.

Now dance, monkey, dance.

Classical or Latin?

Flamenco with a touch of interpretive shape throwing please.

I can do "d*unken 40 year old that thinks he's 24 when pissed"..

That's what they all want to see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't play. I torment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't play. I torment

I'll be your dog....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I don't play. I torment

I'll be your dog...."

Woof! Woof!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We are only their play things. They will choose the best from the box to match their mood

Only problem with playing hard to get is that it doesn't work with those that are hard to get

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"I'd love to be a woman's plaything. I'm more than happy with that arrangement."

Grab your coat...you've pulled

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"I don't play. I torment

I'll be your dog....

Woof! Woof! "

Will you be requiring some weak orange drink?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't play. I torment

I'll be your dog....

Woof! Woof!

Will you be requiring some weak orange drink?

Ten points to Totton!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't play. I torment

I'll be your dog....

Woof! Woof!

Will you be requiring some weak orange drink?

Ten points to Totton!"

are go on mr Fandango

i need cheering up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't play. I torment

I'll be your dog...."

You would be put straight on a lead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't play. I torment

I'll be your dog....

Woof! Woof!

Will you be requiring some weak orange drink?

Ten points to Totton!

are go on mr Fandango

i need cheering up "

Why wassup Foxy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't play. I torment

I'll be your dog....

You would be put straight on a lead

It would seem only right, and correct.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't play. I torment

I'll be your dog....

Woof! Woof!

Will you be requiring some weak orange drink?

Ten points to Totton!

are go on mr Fandango

i need cheering up

Why wassup Foxy?

tripped over the rowing machine at the gym banged my leg on it b4 faling on the floor

result badly bruised leg from ankle to knee

that swollen carnt even get my slipper never mind a shoe on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't play. I torment

I'll be your dog....

Woof! Woof!

Will you be requiring some weak orange drink?

Ten points to Totton!

are go on mr Fandango

i need cheering up

Why wassup Foxy?

tripped over the rowing machine at the gym banged my leg on it b4 faling on the floor

result badly bruised leg from ankle to knee

that swollen carnt even get my slipper never mind a shoe on

This is exactly why i don't "do" gyms. Well, that and almost crippling apathy and laziness. Have you tried ibuprofen and cold packs? (i refused all frozen vegetable metaphor, are you proud of me?!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't play. I torment

I'll be your dog....

Woof! Woof!

Will you be requiring some weak orange drink?

Ten points to Totton!

are go on mr Fandango

i need cheering up

Why wassup Foxy?

tripped over the rowing machine at the gym banged my leg on it b4 faling on the floor

result badly bruised leg from ankle to knee

that swollen carnt even get my slipper never mind a shoe on

This is exactly why i don't "do" gyms. Well, that and almost crippling apathy and laziness. Have you tried ibuprofen and cold packs? (i refused all frozen vegetable metaphor, are you proud of me?!)"

yes im on the ibuprofen

and wheyaye im proud of you

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