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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

How to make friends and influence people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i also had a full english breakfast and some southern fried style chicken and potato slices

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

...and tomorrow so shall I, should I feel like it...My diet is not an everyday one so has some days I can indulge a little...

I hope that all went down in a most spiffing manner!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

you'll need to look for guys with huge cocks now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well i would forfeit any of that for how losing weight has changed my life you can keep them and have my share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had my porridge and a banana was a good girl followed by a dog walk, gym work out and a long swim was a good girl today x

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I slipped the donuts or just had one I could stay on track even when eating well x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you'll need to look for guys with huge cocks now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"you'll need to look for guys with huge cocks now

I don't think I'll have much trouble finding one of them around here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had my porridge and a banana was a good girl followed by a dog walk, gym work out and a long swim was a good girl today x"

I prefer porridge but it was a birthday breakfast with my granddaughter. I feel a bit sick now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am on a muscle mass diet, so I can basically eat what I want lol

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

You've just reminded me, I have chocolate covered fresh cream choux buns in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well i would forfeit any of that for how losing weight has changed my life you can keep them and have my share"

I couldn't eat it twice. It's actually quite difficult to eat that much crap in one day,I feel ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmm nom nom. Food porn.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Well i would forfeit any of that for how losing weight has changed my life you can keep them and have my share

I couldn't eat it twice. It's actually quite difficult to eat that much crap in one day,I feel ill. "

amateur!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've just reminded me, I have chocolate covered fresh cream choux buns in the fridge

How can you forget something like that in your fridge?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well i would forfeit any of that for how losing weight has changed my life you can keep them and have my share

I couldn't eat it twice. It's actually quite difficult to eat that much crap in one day,I feel ill.

amateur!!!

It's so annoying when I go out to an all you can eat buffet. I can't eat much in one sitting. My slim sister eats twice as much as me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havent eaten since lunch

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i would forfeit any of that for how losing weight has changed my life you can keep them and have my share

I couldn't eat it twice. It's actually quite difficult to eat that much crap in one day,I feel ill.

amateur!!!

lmao!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya"

you could be onto something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

I had an all day breakfast with extra sausage!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

you could be onto something

Trademark VIEW

okay, £100 a pop

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"You've just reminded me, I have chocolate covered fresh cream choux buns in the fridge

How can you forget something like that in your fridge?

Quite easily (I'm a bit of a lazy eater), but I might have one later tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya"

Your sex life must be very interesting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

you could be onto something

Trademark VIEW

okay, £100 a pop"

How big are your hands?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

Your sex life must be very interesting

no, my biology is shit. I did chemistry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You've just reminded me, I have chocolate covered fresh cream choux buns in the fridge

How can you forget something like that in your fridge?

Quite easily (I'm a bit of a lazy eater), but I might have one later tonight

Cream goes off you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

Your sex life must be very interesting

no, my biology is shit. I did chemistry"

It gets better

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

I hate you worse than poison!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

Your sex life must be very interesting

no, my biology is shit. I did chemistry

It gets better

honestly, someone told me once that a chinese/japenese woman's vagina went east to west, not north to south...... and I believed him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd normally be jealous, but I've had pizza, some garlic bread and some birthday cake tonight after being super healthy for 2 weeks and I feel sick as a dog now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

My gallstones start complaining even at the thought of the doughnuts and cream these days...

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"You've just reminded me, I have chocolate covered fresh cream choux buns in the fridge

How can you forget something like that in your fridge?

Quite easily (I'm a bit of a lazy eater), but I might have one later tonight

Cream goes off you know

In that case I had better get started then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only had to read that and I bet I've put on 4lb... I'll stick to my salad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

Your sex life must be very interesting

no, my biology is shit. I did chemistry

It gets better

honestly, someone told me once that a chinese/japenese woman's vagina went east to west, not north to south...... and I believed him

No one is that gullible surely?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

Your sex life must be very interesting

no, my biology is shit. I did chemistry

It gets better

honestly, someone told me once that a chinese/japenese woman's vagina went east to west, not north to south...... and I believed him

No one is that gullible surely?

I swear, only for about 30 mins, but I did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

My gallstones start complaining even at the thought of the doughnuts and cream these days...

I'm getting terrible reflux,seemed like a good idea at the time

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

Your sex life must be very interesting

no, my biology is shit. I did chemistry

It gets better

honestly, someone told me once that a chinese/japenese woman's vagina went east to west, not north to south...... and I believed him

No one is that gullible surely?

I swear, only for about 30 mins, but I did"

That's really made me laugh! How old were you?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

Your sex life must be very interesting

no, my biology is shit. I did chemistry

It gets better

honestly, someone told me once that a chinese/japenese woman's vagina went east to west, not north to south...... and I believed him

No one is that gullible surely?

I swear, only for about 30 mins, but I did

That's really made me laugh! How old were you?

in my 30's

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

I'm on a diet an i can resist what u have eaten all I can think of is that u have eaten fatty food an can lead to gall stones which I have .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

but can you fit that gorgeous dress you have hanging in the wardrobe

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

Your sex life must be very interesting

no, my biology is shit. I did chemistry

It gets better

honestly, someone told me once that a chinese/japenese woman's vagina went east to west, not north to south...... and I believed him

No one is that gullible surely?

I swear, only for about 30 mins, but I did

That's really made me laugh! How old were you?

in my 30's

Shut up! Lol You must have led a sheltered life

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well i would forfeit any of that for how losing weight has changed my life you can keep them and have my share"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

but can you fit that gorgeous dress you have hanging in the wardrobe

What gorgeous dress?? Even when I was a size 10 I wore trousers. I'm not a dress person

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

Your sex life must be very interesting

no, my biology is shit. I did chemistry

It gets better

honestly, someone told me once that a chinese/japenese woman's vagina went east to west, not north to south...... and I believed him

No one is that gullible surely?

I swear, only for about 30 mins, but I did

That's really made me laugh! How old were you?

in my 30's

Shut up! Lol You must have led a sheltered life

yes...... I brought up in a Tibetan Monastery upto the day before, that;s my excuse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"a couple of strong elastic bands and a good fisting, job done..... DIY Gastric Band and the weight will drop off ya

Your sex life must be very interesting

no, my biology is shit. I did chemistry

It gets better

honestly, someone told me once that a chinese/japenese woman's vagina went east to west, not north to south...... and I believed him

No one is that gullible surely?

I swear, only for about 30 mins, but I did

That's really made me laugh! How old were you?

in my 30's

Shut up! Lol You must have led a sheltered life

yes...... I brought up in a Tibetan Monastery upto the day before, that;s my excuse"

Lucky you realised and didn't ask a Chinese woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just feel better eating healthy diabetes under control, have more energy and far less depressed a lot says on what you eat. I have come off my anti depressants still on my mood stabilizes and feeling a lot better about myself x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

Removes of hotlist

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

Removes of hotlist

Like I was ever on it in the first place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I just feel better eating healthy diabetes under control, have more energy and far less depressed a lot says on what you eat. I have come off my anti depressants still on my mood stabilizes and feeling a lot better about myself x"

I'll pay my penance later when I get really bad heartburn. I don't usually eat that much fat in a week. Sugar is my pitfall

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

Removes of hotlist

Like I was ever on it in the first place

You never know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

Removes of hotlist

Like I was ever on it in the first place

You never know

I'm still there aren't I

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This afternoon I had a rather nice sausage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I ate most of my daughters Thorntons nuts and praline chocolates and had to replace them x

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

Removes of hotlist

Like I was ever on it in the first place

You never know

I'm still there aren't I

Well in my teasing about food list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im starving. Damn it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes. Thanks for sharing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

Removes of hotlist

Like I was ever on it in the first place

You never know

I'm still there aren't I

Well in my teasing about food list "

Got many on that one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Im starving. Damn it"

Have some tomatoes wrapped in lettuce

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

did you swallow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

did you swallow?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had bagels and creme cheese but I've just had risotto Milanese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teeny, tiny porridge, banana smoothie and a salad.

But, lost a kilo in a week, so I guess the fried breakfast can weight....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

Good for you, hope you enjoyed it!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

I had to put up with loads of this kind of shit when I was a fat fuck trying to lose weight.

The bitterness that some people must feel to deliberately try to negatively influence a total strangers life....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had to put up with loads of this kind of shit when I was a fat fuck trying to lose weight.

The bitterness that some people must feel to deliberately try to negatively influence a total strangers life...."

Lol you ok? You sound rather bitter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

Good for you, hope you enjoyed it!"

Not as much as I should for a fat fuck. I don't enjoy fatty food that much. I like my veg and salad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

did you swallow?

Every last mouthful

got acid reflux now though

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

Quelle Suprise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Today I had a full English breakfast,two doughnuts and strawberries and cream.

Quelle Suprise"

Because I'm fat you think I eat this kind of food regularly? Assumptive aren't you,there's no surprises there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slimming world here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slimming world here

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sexy bum its obviously working

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had ready Brek .... But I dreamt about a fry up followed by a Danish pastry lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slimming world here

sexy bum its obviously working

I was thinking the same

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had ready Brek .... But I dreamt about a fry up followed by a Danish pastry lol

I'm going to have porridge. I overdosed on crap yesterday,I feel like I put on a stone in my sleep

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By *ingle Beds LassWoman
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

Porridge and a whitworth toffee pecan shot mmmmmmmm 5 syns but worth every single one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Slimming world here

sexy bum its obviously working

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Mmmmmm love that thought to x

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