FabSwingers.com forum: An unexpected finger in the ass....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A naughty pleasure, or a worry the finger owner will need a nail brush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the title of the next Harry Potter book

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naughty pleasure, or a worry the finger owner will need a nail brush?"

Have you been eating sweetcorn again??

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Whilst travelling alone on the no 57 circular bus a huge worry.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Which supermarket did this happen in?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Or the title of the next Harry Potter book "

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Adds a little unexpected piquancy defo!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

What about the expected finger in the ass?

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

only finger belongs to a Dr and during a yearly BUPA medical

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

and I expect it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends which finger!

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't see the point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I expect it

I bet you still tense though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as long as it's lubed.

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Depends which finger!

Sarah "

...and which arse!

Though I do quite like it...I do wonder, though, whether the notion of 'unexpected' needs to be defined more clearly

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"and I expect it

I bet you still tense though

I am not happy at all

but needs must.

and not even a fucking engagement ring after, just used and abused and sent on my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naughty pleasure, or a worry the finger owner will need a nail brush?"

personally find it bloody rude if someone does this without asking.. For one I do not like anyone but Mr playing with my arse... and we have found quite a lot of women trying to do this to Mr and he doesn't like it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Nobody wants a sharp finger nail in the hemorrhoid..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor thumbs never get any action.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Poor thumbs never get any action."

Never had the thumbs up from anyone then Lib?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is this a footballer, mp or dj?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 03/03/16 17:42:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I've heard this somewhere ...... Nobody ever expects the

'Unexpected finger in position'

..... ummmm. Maybe not. I probably misheard what they said.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unexpected no, at least warm the area up a bit first...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An unexpected anything in the bottom is never a good thing, I need warning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I get an unexpected finger in my ass n they pull out a turd well it's thier fault for going where the sun don't shine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Finger removed by poster at 03/03/16 17:42:29]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i was 17 my first did this when i was least expecting. I think my reaction was a scream

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Depends which finger!

Sarah

...and which arse!

Though I do quite like it...I do wonder, though, whether the notion of 'unexpected' needs to be defined more clearly"

Can be quite nice now and then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This made me giggle so much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or the title of the next Harry Potter book "

Love a good chamber of secrets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's one way to get a swift donkey kick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and I expect it

I bet you still tense though

I am not happy at all

but needs must.

and not even a fucking engagement ring after, just used and abused and sent on my way"

Doctors are like that,no manners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A naughty pleasure, or a worry the finger owner will need a nail brush?"

I douche,,why only one finger

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A naughty pleasure, or a worry the finger owner will need a nail brush?

I douche,,why only one finger"

If you douché, you're expecting it...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"[Finger removed by poster at 03/03/16 17:42:29]"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An unexpected anything in the bottom is never a good thing, I need warning! "

This for me also

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By *hocoholicWoman
over a year ago

The big D

I don't mind a slippery finger but It's the 'accidental' slip of a cock in my ass that 'cracks' me up.

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By *hekaiserMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

I dont mind it....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a tongue.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

"A naughty pleasure, or a worry the finger owner will need a nail brush?"

Gladys the customs officer strikes again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooo that would be nice xx

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

"A naughty pleasure, or a worry the finger owner will need a nail brush?"

A mutual , sensual , hot, soapy shower before fun ..solves many potential problems.

Fun way to acquaint one another with each other's bodies while also ensuring an acceptable level of hygiene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tripped and fell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I tripped and fell"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not as unexpected as a fist, I'll wager.

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