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By *empnbunk OP   Couple
over a year ago

south coast

"MALE SENSITIVITY TEST...."

1. In the company of females, intercourse should be referred to as:

A. Lovemaking.

B. Screwing.

C. Taking the pigskin bus to tuna town.

2. You should make love to a woman for the first time only after

you've both shared:

A. Your views about what you expect from a sexual relationship.

B. Your blood-test results.

C. Five tequila slammers.

3. You time your orgasm so that:

A. Your partner climaxes first.

B. You both climax simultaneously.

C. You don't miss ESPN Sports Center.

4. Passionate, spontaneous sex on the kitchen floor is:

A. Healthy, creative love-play.

B. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend would agree to.

C. Not the sort of thing your wife/girlfriend needs to ever find outabout.

5. Spending the whole night cuddling a woman you've just had sex with

is:

A. The best part of the experience.

B. The second best part of the experience.

C. $100 extra.

6. Your wife/girlfriend says she's gained five pounds in the last

month. You tell her that it is:

A. Of no influence on your affectionate feelings for her.

B. Not a problem, she can join your gym.

C. A conservative estimate.

7. You think today's sensitive, caring man is:

A. A myth.

B. An oxymoron.

C. A moron.

8. Foreplay is to sex as:

A. An appetizer is to entree.

B. Primer is to paint.

C. A long line is to an amusement park ride.

9. Which of the following are you most likely to find yourself saying

at the end of a relationship?

A. "I hope we can still be friends."

B. "I'm not in right now, please leave a message at the beep."

C. "Welcome to Dumpsville. Population, YOU."

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate:

A. Probably needs a little more time before she can cope with that

sort of intimacy.

B. Is uptight and a waste of time.

C. Shouldn't have sat next to you on the bus in the first place.

Evaluating Results:

If you answered "A" more than 7 times, check your pants to make sure

you really ARE a man.

If you answered "B" more than 7 times, check into therapy. You're a

little confused.

If you answered "C" more than 7 times, "YOU DA MAN!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooooooo thats a big un

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

taking the pigskin to tuna town??????????????? im stunned

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By *ne ShotMan
over a year ago

Manchester

i prefer the mexican sandwich to tuna baguttes..tuna makes me barf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not man enough to read all that

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay

i like point 10 lol

10. A woman who is uncomfortable watching you masturbate!!

well if she is she shouldnt be in asda when im in the frozen section lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Real men don't do surveys lol

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By *ornwall-maleMan
over a year ago

newquay


"Real men don't do surveys lol "

or know what a survey is lol

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Computer says no!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real men don't do surveys lol "

only cos they are $100 extra.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"taking the pigskin to tuna town??????????????? im stunned "

and oh so stunningly stunned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Real men don't do surveys lol

or know what a survey is lol "

haha typical response from a bloke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a weird woman coz I sat and did it and counted up the answers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha made me giggle x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bugger me, I scored all sevens

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bugger me, I scored all sevens"

ho ho ho - you didna oughta said that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bugger me, I scored all sevens

ho ho ho - you didna oughta said that "
oopps, wasn't me, somebody else used my log on honest

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