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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm 3 weeks into my new job at a local newsagents,

There is this attractive woman comes in every morning browses the magazines etc. and buys her newspaper, I take her money and say good morning etc. But I really fancy her, can't help notice that she keeps glancing at me when she is selecting her magazines etc.

Couldn't find her on Facebook to have a little peek to see if she's attached.

Would an attached person look and be smiley?

I have sexual fantasies about taking her into the store room, cant help myself obviously I can't do anything but fantasise.

How do I find out if she is single, and progress this from smiling at each other to getting naked together?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see what you did there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gender makes little difference to the advice I would offer, but an interesting experiment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant find her on facebook

Stalker alert

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has the smack of a forum social experiment so.....I'd wait for the next time she comes into the shop, sound an air horn, let off a load of party poppers, strip naked then approach her telling her that she is the 100,000th customer and as such has won the right to give me a bj!

You sexist pig, just because she smiles at you doesn't mean she's interested.

Just say hi and start a conversation.

Be more professional at work you perv!

Follow her home and post a pic of your cock through her letterbox with the fabswingers web address written on it plus your username

There, think that covers it

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Next time she comes in, let a little dribble run from the side of your mouth as you serve her - then she'll really know how you feel and I'm sure romance will blossom!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she buy haribos? Tangtastics are the giveaway ...

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This has the smack of a forum social experiment so.....I'd wait for the next time she comes into the shop, sound an air horn, let off a load of party poppers, strip naked then approach her telling her that she is the 100,000th customer and as such has won the right to give me a bj!

You sexist pig, just because she smiles at you doesn't mean she's interested.

Just say hi and start a conversation.

Be more professional at work you perv!

Follow her home and post a pic of your cock through her letterbox with the fabswingers web address written on it plus your username

There, think that covers it"

lol im in stitches here.

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

How about giving her a note with your mobile number on with her change.

Cal

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"Next time she comes in, let a little dribble run from the side of your mouth as you serve her - then she'll really know how you feel and I'm sure romance will blossom!! "

That made me snort! My roomie wants to know what I'm laughing at!

OP... you should make sure she sees you have a boner when she's in next. She'll come in twice a day after that.

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By *-4pleasureCouple
over a year ago

Belfast


"I'm 3 weeks into my new job at a local newsagents,

There is this attractive woman comes in every morning browses the magazines etc. and buys her newspaper, I take her money and say good morning etc. But I really fancy her, can't help notice that she keeps glancing at me when she is selecting her magazines etc.

Couldn't find her on Facebook to have a little peek to see if she's attached.

Would an attached person look and be smiley?

I have sexual fantasies about taking her into the store room, cant help myself obviously I can't do anything but fantasise.

How do I find out if she is single, and progress this from smiling at each other to getting naked together?"

I'd grab her attention. Something like "Put that magazine down love. This is a newsagents not a fucking library'..

That should do it

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Norris?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does she have a big fanny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe point to the range of condoms on the shelf and say with a wink

"Something for the weekend"

Either that or the batteries

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

If she wears trousers make sure you stare long and hard to see if she has a cameltoe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This has the smack of a forum social experiment so.....I'd wait for the next time she comes into the shop, sound an air horn, let off a load of party poppers, strip naked then approach her telling her that she is the 100,000th customer and as such has won the right to give me a bj!

You sexist pig, just because she smiles at you doesn't mean she's interested.

Just say hi and start a conversation.

Be more professional at work you perv!

Follow her home and post a pic of your cock through her letterbox with the fabswingers web address written on it plus your username

There, think that covers it"

Brilliant lol xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to find out if attached or not...ask her is the magazine for herself or her partner....hence finding out if she has one or not...

There you go. An answer without taking the piss.

Or just ask if her hubby is a cuck and if he wants you to come round and show him how it's done? (This one does, like most of the rest here, take the piss)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you want to find out if attached or not...ask her is the magazine for herself or her partner....hence finding out if she has one or not...

There you go. An answer without taking the piss.

Or just ask if her hubby is a cuck and if he wants you to come round and show him how it's done? (This one does, like most of the rest here, take the piss)"

It's not a genuine situation he's taking the piss out of the thread I started where I was asking for advice.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"If you want to find out if attached or not...ask her is the magazine for herself or her partner....hence finding out if she has one or not...

There you go. An answer without taking the piss.

Or just ask if her hubby is a cuck and if he wants you to come round and show him how it's done? (This one does, like most of the rest here, take the piss)

It's not a genuine situation he's taking the piss out of the thread I started where I was asking for advice. "

It is a little bit funny though isn't it?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

You should of waited a week before posting if then see what the reaction would of been

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are. "

Yes it is but I hope you are taking it in good humour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join your local gym...Maybe she works there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tried that thing that most humans are capable of doing.. what's it called.. communicate? Ask her if she's got any plans and if she says no ask her out then if she says yeah sure ask to take her into the store room. I'm a smily and I do notice if I'm being watched but I'm attached and always make conversation with my local till people. I like to think I cheer up their day a little bit.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Join your local gym...Maybe she works there! "

Hahaha!!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are. "

Aw, but it's with affection, you are a forum legend now!! I think you just have to twinkle madly at your man to encourage him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha this is brilliant

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Join your local gym...Maybe she works there!

Hahaha!! "

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Just be friendly. Don't push things nor let her feel she's being penetrated, whilst she's just browsing for a mag. Her glances may indicate that she's feeling under scrutiny, at the least.

It's an easy way to push someone away. Smiling is one of the easiest to draw someone closer. But not whilst drooling and rubbing your cock.

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

next time she comes in quickly lock the shop door.. when she goes to leave make out the door must have jammed and you're going to have to call a locksmith, while she's waiting offer her a cup of coffee and then you can get chatting...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not a genuine situation he's taking the piss out of the thread I started where I was asking for advice. "

I hope this didn't really offend, you did have several good answers before I put this up, not to take the piss out of you but to test the 'what if a man posted this question' and to generally have a laugh.

Obviously to be scientific I should have waited a month... but that wouldn't have been so funny!

To be fair, the answers that appear genuine, do pretty much say the same thing, i.e. talk and flirt, see where it goes. So perhaps the forums are not so female biased as some would suggest.

Can't PM you, so will just wish you good luck with the guy in the gym. My advice, let the smile reach your eyes and just make small talk see where it goes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres is almost an identical post already running in the lounge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like people laughing at my expense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres is almost an identical post already running in the lounge. "

Its called "right quick help please"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres is almost an identical post already running in the lounge.

Its called "right quick help please""

Yeah it's my thread which I started this morning, this one is just taking the piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Parody thread a sign youve made it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like people laughing at my expense. "

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Just ignore it.. I'd be pissed off too.. But what can you do.. *shrug*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Theres is almost an identical post already running in the lounge.

Its called "right quick help please"

Yeah it's my thread which I started this morning, this one is just taking the piss. "

Oh I see ...like a swingers war

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like people laughing at my expense.

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Just ignore it.. I'd be pissed off too.. But what can you do.. *shrug*

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It's not just me then? I thought it's cos I'm due on and have zero patience!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gaze into her eyes instead of ogling her tits x

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly


"I don't like people laughing at my expense. "

I don't believe they are hun, they're just pointing out the different response to a male and female posting the same issue. It's referred to in many threads.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"Theres is almost an identical post already running in the lounge.

Its called "right quick help please"

Yeah it's my thread which I started this morning, this one is just taking the piss. "
it is a piss take he was doing an experiment to see what reaction it would get posted by a man and in fairness you do your fair share about guys cocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This has the smack of a forum social experiment so.....I'd wait for the next time she comes into the shop, sound an air horn, let off a load of party poppers, strip naked then approach her telling her that she is the 100,000th customer and as such has won the right to give me a bj!

You sexist pig, just because she smiles at you doesn't mean she's interested.

Just say hi and start a conversation.

Be more professional at work you perv!

Follow her home and post a pic of your cock through her letterbox with the fabswingers web address written on it plus your username

There, think that covers it"

Lmfao....I've given my fabswingers username on a piece of paper to the pizza/deli lad at asda sadly he then went on to blank me after flirting with me for weeks before doh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just light hearted banter, The op has offered a sort of apology if it has offended the op of the original thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Norris?! "

I fuckin attually loled at this! Excellent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like people laughing at my expense.

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Just ignore it.. I'd be pissed off too.. But what can you do.. *shrug*

It's not just me then? I thought it's cos I'm due on and have zero patience!"

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I don't think he intentially did it to take the piss out of you though...

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I'm 3 weeks into my new job at a local newsagents,

There is this attractive woman comes in every morning browses the magazines etc. and buys her newspaper, I take her money and say good morning etc. But I really fancy her, can't help notice that she keeps glancing at me when she is selecting her magazines etc.

Couldn't find her on Facebook to have a little peek to see if she's attached.

Would an attached person look and be smiley?

I have sexual fantasies about taking her into the store room, cant help myself obviously I can't do anything but fantasise.

How do I find out if she is single, and progress this from smiling at each other to getting naked together?"

Can you tell if her fanny is bucket size ? , but if she is the one you need to eat right , and groom your man garden for at least 6 months so your ready for her xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are. "

I thought you belived everything you read

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

it took me ages to click, god I am thick at times

both pointless to be honest

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By *manda63Woman
over a year ago

Southampton


"I'm 3 weeks into my new job at a local newsagents,

There is this attractive woman comes in every morning browses the magazines etc. and buys her newspaper, I take her money and say good morning etc. But I really fancy her, can't help notice that she keeps glancing at me when she is selecting her magazines etc.

Couldn't find her on Facebook to have a little peek to see if she's attached.

Would an attached person look and be smiley?

I have sexual fantasies about taking her into the store room, cant help myself obviously I can't do anything but fantasise.

How do I find out if she is single, and progress this from smiling at each other to getting naked together?"

Wouldn't you smile and say hello to the customers anyway? And in answer to your question, if I have seen someone I fancied in the past, then yes as a attached person, I would look and smile. It got me where I am today

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"I don't like people laughing at my expense. "

Then seriously stop posting very provocative threads on a public sex forum xxxx you are not stupid or naive you know exactly what you're doing when you carefully craft every word of your forum posts xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like people laughing at my expense.

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Just ignore it.. I'd be pissed off too.. But what can you do.. *shrug*

It's not just me then? I thought it's cos I'm due on and have zero patience!

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I don't think he intentially did it to take the piss out of you though... "

No but it will give people the oppurtunity to take the piss out of me whilst pretending to answer this replica thread.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"I don't like people laughing at my expense. "

You might not want to admit that on here.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"I don't like people laughing at my expense.

You might not want to admit that on here."

this..

ignore it, smile and move on..

it'll be 'chip paper' this time tomorrow..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I bet she keeps looking at you because she's checking to see if you are still staring at her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like people laughing at my expense.

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Just ignore it.. I'd be pissed off too.. But what can you do.. *shrug*

It's not just me then? I thought it's cos I'm due on and have zero patience!

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I don't think he intentially did it to take the piss out of you though...

No but it will give people the oppurtunity to take the piss out of me whilst pretending to answer this replica thread. "

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I know.... Just try to stay off the thread now.. No point getting wound up..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

I thought you belived everything you read"

What the absolute fuck are you on about?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like people laughing at my expense.

You might not want to admit that on here."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

I thought you belived everything you read

What the absolute fuck are you on about?"

Ding dong. .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Poor effort OP

3/10

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

this is all a bit unpleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

I thought you belived everything you read

What the absolute fuck are you on about?

Ding dong. ....."

Don't take the piss love cos your resemblance to her is much more than mine.

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

Start a conversation..???or is that too formal an approach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

I thought you belived everything you read

What the absolute fuck are you on about?

Ding dong. .....

Don't take the piss love cos your resemblance to her is much more than mine. "

Witch one hahahaha

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

I thought you belived everything you read

What the absolute fuck are you on about?"

Just before I mention attention seeking and trolling , have you ever started a thread assuming and bemoaning that Noone missed you as you had not posted for three days

Xxxxx

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Gosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

I thought you belived everything you read

What the absolute fuck are you on about?

Just before I mention attention seeking and trolling , have you ever started a thread assuming and bemoaning that Noone missed you as you had not posted for three days

Xxxxx "

Yeah and what? I think people on here are intelligent enough to know when I'm serious and when I'm taking the piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

I thought you belived everything you read

What the absolute fuck are you on about?

Ding dong. .....

Don't take the piss love cos your resemblance to her is much more than mine.

Witch one hahahaha"

Ursula

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this is all a bit unpleasant"

Just what I was thinking

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

I thought you belived everything you read

What the absolute fuck are you on about?

Just before I mention attention seeking and trolling , have you ever started a thread assuming and bemoaning that Noone missed you as you had not posted for three days

Xxxxx

Yeah and what? I think people on here are intelligent enough to know when I'm serious and when I'm taking the piss. "

They are intelligent enough to know when a person suggests stalking a person on Facebook that they're being deliberately provoking xxx

Your threads are fun but don't pretend you don't know the exact reactions you will get xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"this is all a bit unpleasant"

Seems to have gone to rat shit since I apologised to the other thread that I mimicked.

But still the advice that is coming through seems comparable so proving that advice to males is not different in the forums.

P.S. no harm was intended to other persons or threads in this social experiment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

I thought you belived everything you read

What the absolute fuck are you on about?

Just before I mention attention seeking and trolling , have you ever started a thread assuming and bemoaning that Noone missed you as you had not posted for three days

Xxxxx

Yeah and what? I think people on here are intelligent enough to know when I'm serious and when I'm taking the piss.

They are intelligent enough to know when a person suggests stalking a person on Facebook that they're being deliberately provoking xxx

Your threads are fun but don't pretend you don't know the exact reactions you will get xxx "

You're a grown man are you not, so what's with all the childish kisses? I didn't suggest stalking the geezer on facebook I just said I had a quick search of his name to see if there was any sign of a significant other, I genuinely didn't see it as being as bad as what you're making it sound. I wasn't provoking shit. You're just getting wind in your sail now cos a fucking bird is conversing with you. Melt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

I thought you belived everything you read

What the absolute fuck are you on about?

Ding dong. .....

Don't take the piss love cos your resemblance to her is much more than mine.

Witch one hahahaha

Ursula "

Yea......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well this escalated slowly.

Seen this somewhere before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well this escalated slowly.

Seen this somewhere before. "

I'm ex member. Got banned remember.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

I thought you belived everything you read

What the absolute fuck are you on about?

Just before I mention attention seeking and trolling , have you ever started a thread assuming and bemoaning that Noone missed you as you had not posted for three days

Xxxxx

Yeah and what? I think people on here are intelligent enough to know when I'm serious and when I'm taking the piss.

They are intelligent enough to know when a person suggests stalking a person on Facebook that they're being deliberately provoking xxx

Your threads are fun but don't pretend you don't know the exact reactions you will get xxx

You're a grown man are you not, so what's with all the childish kisses? I didn't suggest stalking the geezer on facebook I just said I had a quick search of his name to see if there was any sign of a significant other, I genuinely didn't see it as being as bad as what you're making it sound. I wasn't provoking shit. You're just getting wind in your sail now cos a fucking bird is conversing with you. Melt "

Childish no pure sarcasm

Regardless of your protestations you knew how your words would be interpreted

The op of this thread sadly for your ego had no thought of you he was genuinely testing the concept , what if a male had posted such regarding female infatuation in his work place and had continued to use confidential work related data to stalk on face book . He should have waited a couple of weeks xx but your ego thinks it's a personal attack lol no Hunny it's not

Who knows if you tell the truth we don't , this is cyber space but if you wish to post personal dilemmas on a public forum and you are as intelligent as you seem you will be perfectly aware of the reactions and thus by default you are provoking known reactions pm you can respond to them xxxxx

My kisses mean , I'm chilled lol

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"Yeah this is clearly taking the piss but there we are.

I thought you belived everything you read

What the absolute fuck are you on about?

Just before I mention attention seeking and trolling , have you ever started a thread assuming and bemoaning that Noone missed you as you had not posted for three days

Xxxxx

Yeah and what? I think people on here are intelligent enough to know when I'm serious and when I'm taking the piss.

They are intelligent enough to know when a person suggests stalking a person on Facebook that they're being deliberately provoking xxx

Your threads are fun but don't pretend you don't know the exact reactions you will get xxx

You're a grown man are you not, so what's with all the childish kisses? I didn't suggest stalking the geezer on facebook I just said I had a quick search of his name to see if there was any sign of a significant other, I genuinely didn't see it as being as bad as what you're making it sound. I wasn't provoking shit. You're just getting wind in your sail now cos a fucking bird is conversing with you. Melt

Childish no pure sarcasm

Regardless of your protestations you knew how your words would be interpreted

The op of this thread sadly for your ego had no thought of you he was genuinely testing the concept , what if a male had posted such regarding female infatuation in his work place and had continued to use confidential work related data to stalk on face book . He should have waited a couple of weeks xx but your ego thinks it's a personal attack lol no Hunny it's not

Who knows if you tell the truth we don't , this is cyber space but if you wish to post personal dilemmas on a public forum and you are as intelligent as you seem you will be perfectly aware of the reactions and thus by default you are provoking known reactions pm you can respond to them xxxxx

My kisses mean , I'm chilled lol "

Have to say I agree with all of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a shame it went downhill and people clicked cause it could have been interesting experiment.

I didnt take it as a slight or piss take at all. It was funny yeah but not in a laugh at you way seawitch. Unfortunately its gone down hill with other people being too personal and provocative bit hey thats the nature of a forum right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a shame it went downhill and people clicked cause it could have been interesting experiment.

I didnt take it as a slight or piss take at all. It was funny yeah but not in a laugh at you way seawitch. Unfortunately its gone down hill with other people being too personal and provocative bit hey thats the nature of a forum right?"

I feel bad for taking it so seriously now

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

Blimey!

"lighthearted thread goes horribly wrong on fabs shocker"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blimey!

"lighthearted thread goes horribly wrong on fabs shocker""

Shit happens

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford


"Blimey!

"lighthearted thread goes horribly wrong on fabs shocker"

Shit happens "

Iceberg captain, ICEBERG DEAD AHEAD!

But this ship is unsinkable.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blimey!

"lighthearted thread goes horribly wrong on fabs shocker""

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Its a shame it went downhill and people clicked cause it could have been interesting experiment.

I didnt take it as a slight or piss take at all. It was funny yeah but not in a laugh at you way seawitch. Unfortunately its gone down hill with other people being too personal and provocative bit hey thats the nature of a forum right?

I feel bad for taking it so seriously now "

Dont feel bad, your advice was so good I am considering really getting a job in a newsagent so I can implement it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Its a shame it went downhill and people clicked cause it could have been interesting experiment.

I didnt take it as a slight or piss take at all. It was funny yeah but not in a laugh at you way seawitch. Unfortunately its gone down hill with other people being too personal and provocative bit hey thats the nature of a forum right?

I feel bad for taking it so seriously now "

You hit the nail on the head though was an experiment

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london


"I'm 3 weeks into my new job at a local newsagents,

There is this attractive woman comes in every morning browses the magazines etc. and buys her newspaper, I take her money and say good morning etc. But I really fancy her, can't help notice that she keeps glancing at me when she is selecting her magazines etc.

Couldn't find her on Facebook to have a little peek to see if she's attached.

Would an attached person look and be smiley?

I have sexual fantasies about taking her into the store room, cant help myself obviously I can't do anything but fantasise.

How do I find out if she is single, and progress this from smiling at each other to getting naked together?"

When she comes into the shop just mentally send her a cloud of love.

P.S. Invite me to the wedding.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't like people laughing at my expense.

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Just ignore it.. I'd be pissed off too.. But what can you do.. *shrug*

It's not just me then? I thought it's cos I'm due on and have zero patience!

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I don't think he intentially did it to take the piss out of you though...

No but it will give people the oppurtunity to take the piss out of me whilst pretending to answer this replica thread. "

Seawitch ~ this kind of 'experiment' has been done in the forums before to see the different reactions to women / men's post.

Personally, I don't think it's intentionally meant to take the piss ( I might be wrong ) I dont think its particularly the done thing as it can be perceived in different ways.

I pointed that out last time and was told to chill out so will expect the same again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When she comes into the shop just mentally send her a cloud of love.

P.S. Invite me to the wedding."

To late, turns out she was only looking at me so she could shop lift Haribos, and once the shop owner discovered I was on fab it became Haribogate and I was impeached and dismissed in disgrace

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

I have to agree with Sea witch, even if it was done as an "experiment" it is too close to the original thread that it looks like a piss take that isn't being well received.

Might be time to shut.

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