FabSwingers.com forum: Arsebiscuits.

By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

Give me your best insults please people, I simply can't refer to *that person* by name anymore, I need to insult it third hand to stop me from being thoroughly unpleasant to it.

Cockwomble

Twattybollocks

Cuntfumble

...you get the picture.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Douchenozzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buttwinnet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turbo mong

Crocadillapig

Single cell

Fucktard

Oxygen thief

I could go on......

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Turbo mong

Crocadillapig

Single cell

Fucktard

Oxygen thief

I could go on......"

Yep, please do, I need lots of ammo.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Hoofwanking bunglecunt.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nincompoop is often underrated.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Knobwaffle

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

"Nincompoop is often underrated.

I hear you Tina but it needs to be more moody.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always liked donkey raping shit eater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a cockup

fartbreather

turdgobbler

i'm better at this than i thought

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Cuntpuffin

Arsehoover

Faecesmuncher

Doucheweasel

Gangrenelicker

Ballrot

Vomitdrinker

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

You're all so lovely

More!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current favourite is cockdouching sap sucker.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute thunder cunt.

Shit muncher.

Fuck-tard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wankstain pigfucker

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Wankstain pigfucker"

This reminds me:

David Cameron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

off topic sorry but LOL (

) arse biscuits is what my niece calls poo's that won't flush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waste of a good facial

Turd eating dickwad

Human shaped syphilis

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Tosspot

Fuckwit

Nobber

Twunt

Twatbag

Wazzock

And Wasp's amazing wankpuffin from the other day.

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By *c-ukMan
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Anything that carries the "tard" connotation is normally considered a quality put down. Wank-Tard, Fuck-Tard. I don't have to explain those.

Personally I like the word "weasel" as you can really get your tongue round it and convey displeasure.. For example it can be rewarding to call someone a fucking "Jizzweasel"

But put them together then you have a very powerful combination of put down. As an example if someone pulled out on your vehicle. You may use the following phrase..

"Oi you fucking jizzweasle, fucktard, motherfucker".

I advise caution if your going to use this full phrase as its very powerful. You may want to access if the recipient is a big chap or liable to chase you if you use it. I urge you not use this phrase indiscriminately.

Hope this helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turdburglar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should have been a sheetstain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"off topic sorry but LOL (

) arse biscuits is what my niece calls poo's that won't flush

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Air biscuit has always been a fart

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Cockface

Dickbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twunt

You can get great emphasis on both T's x

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Clarkson......a reference to a person that I attach to anyone who is annoying and irritating and likely to fade into obscurity

eg. He is a bit of a Clarkson.

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By *aul DeUther-OneMan
over a year ago

Sussex

Along with "oxygen thief" to describe someone who is a "waste of space" ie. "neither use nor ornament" we now have "shit pump" as a term for a "low achiever"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Dirty little gobshite

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Hopefully this won't offend or upset, but I once heard someone referred to as a failed abortion .... It satisfied the need at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hopefully this won't offend or upset, but I once heard someone referred to as a failed abortion .... It satisfied the need at the time"

Tacking onto that, my friend when he was really upset called someone the "posterchild for abortion" which was quite nasty.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"Hopefully this won't offend or upset, but I once heard someone referred to as a failed abortion .... It satisfied the need at the time

Tacking onto that, my friend when he was really upset called someone the "posterchild for abortion" which was quite nasty."

And also funny

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

Double-cunting fuck

Is quite good.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My current fave... Wankpuffin.

Knob jockey

And sometimes you just have to throw a well timed CUNT in there.

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"Hopefully this won't offend or upset, but I once heard someone referred to as a failed abortion .... It satisfied the need at the time

Tacking onto that, my friend when he was really upset called someone the "posterchild for abortion" which was quite nasty.

And also funny"

That's even better

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By *uietlyBohemianCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Scruntfuttock

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Having seen a few moose knuckles in my time (especially in "Asdas"), it's quite a good one to throw out at someone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch bastard slag whore cunty buckles... All one sentence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What you want is a nickname that will catch on so everyone calls him that, like clitdick, fester etc so you will never hear his name again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ballbag

Fucktard

Cunt cheese

Rectum wart

Shitler - shit hitler

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

bollock face

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

The best of you dribbled down your mother's leg

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe

"Sloppy bollocks". It's for those who have absolutely no pride in their work.

Him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The best of you dribbled down your mother's leg

Rather like the...you would have been better as a sheet Stain!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat Munta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nitwit.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I don't seem to have the varied vocabulary I thought I did

Knob jockey

Knob cheese

Twat faced gobshite

Silly little man

Tosser

Turd Face

Are ones I have used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arse wank

Cock cushion

Spunk bucket

Jam rag

Fanny batter....

The list can go on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunktrumpet

Spunknuts

Or my fave. I was in Baghdad when you were in your dads bag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockgoblin and Bumlord are two I'm using a lot lately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst insult on this thread still has to be David Cameron, I mean there's no need for that kind of insult

How about

Rhinosapog

Trogzilla

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

I heard someone called this the other day, made me chuckle... 'Fun sponge' and he was f@?!ing miserable alright

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"You're ugly and your mother dresses you funny" is my favourite heard insult...really like wankpuffin now though

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By *ertsguy2000Man
over a year ago

hertford

Wankmuzzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maggoty fuckhole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tosspot

Fuckwit

Nobber

Twunt

Twatbag

Wazzock

And Wasp's amazing wankpuffin from the other day."

I just came here looking for wankpuffin. Sod pampas grass, people saying wankpuffin is going to be the identifier of a fabber from now on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gussett munching spunk bubble is my normal one

closely followed by Geez and your the sperm that won!

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By *opsy Rogers OP Woman
over a year ago

London

I've used five of these in one conversation about the wankpuffin tonight and it feels goooooood!

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

Twunt

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Architect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"off topic sorry but LOL (

) arse biscuits is what my niece calls poo's that won't flush

...ok - so ive not been on forums for a while and the first thread i pick on has me choking on my brew - why did i ever have a break from this place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dopey bollocks

For someone who is couple of French fries short of a happy meal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snot licking donkey fart.

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

south birmingham

"I always liked donkey raping shit eater"
classic..

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By *andsCouple
over a year ago

south birmingham

"off topic sorry but LOL (

) arse biscuits is what my niece calls poo's that won't flush

...ok - so ive not been on forums for a while and the first thread i pick on has me choking on my brew - why did i ever have a break from this place

"
same here, funny guy's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hoofwanking bunglecunt.

Hahaha I fucking love this

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Spunkrag

Cuntface

Twatbag

Asshat

Cockgobbler

Twatnuts

Spunkmonkey

Cockbreath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Badgerwanking pissweasel

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Jeremy Clarkson

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best put down I've heard in a while was between 2 kids in a class at work..I managed to keep a straight face until I got out of the classroom..

" you should have been Swallowed".

bloody priceless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocksmokin'fuckwit usually does it for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue waffle

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By *AA123Couple
over a year ago

Lichfield

Cuntwhip

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