FabSwingers.com forum: Whopper: and it’s not on the menu at Burger King (a hypothetical question for the girls)

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You’ve done the appropriate chit chat/social meet (if appropriate) and arranged to meet a guy for some hot steamy sexiness. You’ve been playful and one thing leads to another and whilst he’s pretty much still dressed, you find yourself naked and he’s giving you an erotic massage…. oh boy you are ready for it….you’re wet…. you’re throbbing and aching in the bean…. you want him. He starts to strip off and there before you is the biggest cock you have ever seen…. it’s like someone wrapped skin around a 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper and topped it off with half a gala melon.

What would you do?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kin run

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smile x

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Kin run

Where? You're at home!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

put my ball gag on

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out the fooking door

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

carry on steamin

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lube up a 3 litre bottle and leave 'them' to it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldnt go in i tell ya

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

smile and say be gentle

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

lie back and think of England...

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at phone to pretend to check time. Log into fab forums and post a thread asking for advice on the situation.....

... are you alright polo???

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kin run

follow her ^^^^

i dont do huge cocks lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

And that ladies, is the case for cock shots!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Massage him into a state of euphoric bliss and hope he drifts off to sleep!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always inspect the cock first.

No ugly ones

No supersized - Require Hazard warning lights

No tidly ones

No extreme bends that need indicators

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish

"And that ladies, is the case for cock shots!

when it is actually a pic of their cock...lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im with peaches, run for dem ills!!!

ps nice to look at but not for me! I know when im outta my depth

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"im with peaches, run for dem ills!!!

ps nice to look at but not for me! I know when im outta my depth

I think it is he who would be out of your depth.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seldom meet a new gent without face and cock pics first to avoid any surprises!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smile and get the lube..

If a guy is bigger than my biggest toy.. damn.. lol

Katie.

*Owned and Collared Slave to her Master*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

What would you do?

Get on my knees and thank the lord

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get on my knees and thank the lord

You just like being on your knees

Katie.x

*Owned and Collared Slave to her Master*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been there!

Gulped, popped my eyes back into their sockets, gritted my teeth and braced myself. I've never been one to back away from a challenge!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Get on my knees and thank the lord

You just like being on your knees

Katie.x

*Owned and Collared Slave to her Master*"

Hee hee there is that

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Not a massive fan of HUGE cocks but I'd give it a go... would be rude not to! I'd probably rule out anal though!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What would you do?

Book the next day off work and lube up

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I found a 12" one at chams one night, well i had to take one for the team didnt i

Also had a few other surprises. One guy was so wide ive never seen anything like it but it fitted in lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper is approx 14 inches long and 13 inches in circumference.... I know for a fact it's not going to fit in any of my holes.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"A 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper is approx 14 inches long and 13 inches in circumference.... I know for a fact it's not going to fit in any of my holes."

Nothing worse than a quitter.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper is approx 14 inches long and 13 inches in circumference.... I know for a fact it's not going to fit in any of my holes."

So not a lot of use then .. so what you see before your eyes is true.. Seeing is believing - Take hold of it don't let go and proceed forward with your lips.

Kiss it - suck it and put your hands together around it and think ..... (for what you are about to receive may the lord make you truly thankfull)

Don't say it - then just fuck it,if you were to shake a bottle in such a way it would get tense and feel very firm.

To release the pressure may be best to take it outside and put your hand around the top and 'twist'

To avoid waste or mess simultaneously put your mouth over the top and savour every drop...

If it tastes good and feels good keep shaking it while you do...

At this point squeeze slightly harder and swirl your tongue furiously,pull it away and pop it back where it belongs ..

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"A 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper is approx 14 inches long and 13 inches in circumference.... I know for a fact it's not going to fit in any of my holes.

So not a lot of use then .. so what you see before your eyes is true.. Seeing is believing - Take hold of it don't let go and proceed forward with your lips.

Kiss it - suck it and put your hands together around it and think ..... (for what you are about to receive may the lord make you truly thankfull)

Don't say it - then just fuck it,if you were to shake a bottle in such a way it would get tense and feel very firm.

To release the pressure may be best to take it outside and put your hand around the top and 'twist'

To avoid waste or mess simultaneously put your mouth over the top and savour every drop...

If it tastes good and feels good keep shaking it while you do...

At this point squeeze slightly harder and swirl your tongue furiously,pull it away and pop it back where it belongs .. "

I shall never look at a bottle of Dr Peppers in quite the same way now!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper is approx 14 inches long and 13 inches in circumference.... I know for a fact it's not going to fit in any of my holes.

Nothing worse than a quitter."

Nothing worse than a fucked up pussy. If u can take a dr pepper bottle then u can start judging

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

go for it - I never back down from a challenge!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"go for it - I never back down from a challenge!!

*fills in another page in his note book*

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he_original_polo OP Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"A 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper is approx 14 inches long and 13 inches in circumference.... I know for a fact it's not going to fit in any of my holes.

Nothing worse than a quitter."

I'd sooner be a quitter and live to fuck another day than be a splitter and need stitches

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"A 2 litre bottle of Dr Pepper is approx 14 inches long and 13 inches in circumference.... I know for a fact it's not going to fit in any of my holes.

Nothing worse than a quitter.

I'd sooner be a quitter and live to fuck another day than be a splitter and need stitches

@ splitter

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky24big35Couple
over a year ago

blackpool

id give it a damn good go and hope for the best!lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always inspect the cock first.

No ugly ones

No supersized - Require Hazard warning lights

No tidly ones

No extreme bends that need indicators"

When is a cock NOT ugly!?!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"Always inspect the cock first.

No ugly ones

No supersized - Require Hazard warning lights

No tidly ones

No extreme bends that need indicators

When is a cock NOT ugly!?!

When I get bored with dressing my cock up as important characters through history, I sometimes frivolously dress it up as Dolly Parton with my balls as her knockers.

I don't mind saying, It looks very pretty.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Always inspect the cock first.

No ugly ones

No supersized - Require Hazard warning lights

No tidly ones

No extreme bends that need indicators

When is a cock NOT ugly!?!

When I get bored with dressing my cock up as important characters through history, I sometimes frivolously dress it up as Dolly Parton with my balls as her knockers.

I don't mind saying, It looks very pretty."

HAHA very good

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would politely direct him to tis thread and tell him to contact one of you who has said they would!

I definately wouldn't, but I would ask him to bring me off manually and offer to do the same, in the meantime.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i would give it a good go first

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What makes you think it's a hypothetical?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were at a party and Kate pulled a guy who had the biggest cock I've seen that didn't belong to a horse.

Anyway she tried to give him a bj but couldn't get it in her mouth, so said she wouldn't even try to shag him.

Apparently, it's an "unwritten lady rule" but I've never heard of it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread