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Just a little prick (a hypothetical question for the boys)

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You meet up with a young lady and have a bloody good time in the sack. Over the next few months she invites you back for seconds and thirds. One night she invites you around and instead of dragging you straight to bed, she sits you down and tells you “you’re going to be a daddy”……… apparently she had been poking pin holes in the condoms.

Would you feel obliged to step up to the plate or cough up some cash?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

awwww, that's so sweet ... entrapment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I going to be a Daddy?? Hoo Hoo...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had the snip 20yrs ago, so I'd just laugh and walk away

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"

You meet up with a young lady and have a bloody good time in the sack. Over the next few months she invites you back for seconds and thirds. One night she invites you around and instead of dragging you straight to bed, she sits you down and tells you “you’re going to be a daddy”……… apparently she had been poking pin holes in the condoms.

Would you feel obliged to step up to the plate or cough up some cash?

"

I would ring Jezza and see if he could fit me in on Thursdays show!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

I use my own hyperthetical condoms for hyperthetical meets so she can kiss my hyperthetical white ass.

Hell, I even used a 'text' condom earlier!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You meet up with a young lady and have a bloody good time in the sack. Over the next few months she invites you back for seconds and thirds. One night she invites you around and instead of dragging you straight to bed, she sits you down and tells you “you’re going to be a daddy”……… apparently she had been poking pin holes in the condoms.

Would you feel obliged to step up to the plate or cough up some cash?

I would ring Jezza and see if he could fit me in on Thursdays show! "

You would have to "dress down" and cover the pirate up

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"

You meet up with a young lady and have a bloody good time in the sack. Over the next few months she invites you back for seconds and thirds. One night she invites you around and instead of dragging you straight to bed, she sits you down and tells you “you’re going to be a daddy”……… apparently she had been poking pin holes in the condoms.

Would you feel obliged to step up to the plate or cough up some cash?

I would ring Jezza and see if he could fit me in on Thursdays show!

You would have to "dress down" and cover the pirate up "

I know the regs for jezza.

1/Get pissed at 8am.

2/Put on a trakki that is grubby.

3/Find a baseball cap and put it on mi edd.

4/Swear like a trooper!

I have watched

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

You meet up with a young lady and have a bloody good time in the sack. Over the next few months she invites you back for seconds and thirds. One night she invites you around and instead of dragging you straight to bed, she sits you down and tells you “you’re going to be a daddy”……… apparently she had been poking pin holes in the condoms.

Would you feel obliged to step up to the plate or cough up some cash?

I would ring Jezza and see if he could fit me in on Thursdays show!

You would have to "dress down" and cover the pirate up

I know the regs for jezza.

1/Get pissed at 8am.

2/Put on a trakki that is grubby.

3/Find a baseball cap and put it on mi edd.

4/Swear like a trooper!

I have watched

"
normal day then huh?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"

You meet up with a young lady and have a bloody good time in the sack. Over the next few months she invites you back for seconds and thirds. One night she invites you around and instead of dragging you straight to bed, she sits you down and tells you “you’re going to be a daddy”……… apparently she had been poking pin holes in the condoms.

Would you feel obliged to step up to the plate or cough up some cash?

I would ring Jezza and see if he could fit me in on Thursdays show!

You would have to "dress down" and cover the pirate up

I know the regs for jezza.

1/Get pissed at 8am.

2/Put on a trakki that is grubby.

3/Find a baseball cap and put it on mi edd.

4/Swear like a trooper!

I have watched

normal day then huh?"

Fek uff n drink ur white lightning

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

You meet up with a young lady and have a bloody good time in the sack. Over the next few months she invites you back for seconds and thirds. One night she invites you around and instead of dragging you straight to bed, she sits you down and tells you “you’re going to be a daddy”……… apparently she had been poking pin holes in the condoms.

Would you feel obliged to step up to the plate or cough up some cash?

I would ring Jezza and see if he could fit me in on Thursdays show!

You would have to "dress down" and cover the pirate up

I know the regs for jezza.

1/Get pissed at 8am.

2/Put on a trakki that is grubby.

3/Find a baseball cap and put it on mi edd.

4/Swear like a trooper!

I have watched

normal day then huh?

Fek uff n drink ur white lightning "
bite me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a little prick xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

crikey....Sox suffers hot flush..

OMG......

OMG......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think it is fair to expect a woman to provide condoms, so I like Vic always take my own, then I know that mine is the only prick that has been anywhere near them, so hypothetically,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i was a guy, id ask for dna. if proven i was the dad id step up to my role

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if i was a guy, id ask for dna. if proven i was the dad id step up to my role "
I think that is where the Jezzer comment came in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think it is fair to expect a woman to provide condoms, so I like Vic always take my own, then I know that mine is the only prick that has been anywhere near them, so hypothetically, "

You might take you're own, but unless you take them away after too - well, sure you get my drift!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

You meet up with a young lady and have a bloody good time in the sack. Over the next few months she invites you back for seconds and thirds. One night she invites you around and instead of dragging you straight to bed, she sits you down and tells you “you’re going to be a daddy”……… apparently she had been poking pin holes in the condoms.

Would you feel obliged to step up to the plate or cough up some cash?

"

I would step upto to the plate for the child by investing fatherhood as well as cash because I believe your children are soooo important and are the only thing that will matter when your dead and long gone, but I would do nothing for her beyond courtesy. Pins in condoms, naughty.

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Does "step up to the plate" mean "grab a coat-hanger"?

Actually, I'd be over the moon, but only if it was a son. I need a son and heir.

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By *ne ShotMan
over a year ago

Manchester


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You meet up with a young lady and have a bloody good time in the sack. Over the next few months she invites you back for seconds and thirds. One night she invites you around and instead of dragging you straight to bed, she sits you down and tells you “you’re going to be a daddy”……… apparently she had been poking pin holes in the condoms.

Would you feel obliged to step up to the plate or cough up some cash?

"

sounds like a pre meditated plan ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use my own hyperthetical condoms for hyperthetical meets so she can kiss my hyperthetical white ass.

Hell, I even used a 'text' condom earlier!! "

So hypertetically

If you meet a woman with your own condoms and she said she couldn't use them as she has to use latex free ones that she happily suplies, would you use them or go without?

I've done that regular as men never seem to turn up latex free ones so I always have my own

I don't pole holes in them tho lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Hypothetically...wouldn't I have noticed that the condom wasn't airtight during tidy up?

I'd have thought that it would split as a result - making the problem more obvious and immediate.

However, if the lady doesn't then take the morning after pill, gets pregnant AND wants to keep it...whether she engineered the original failure or not, she's made a conscious decision, which she will have to live with. And as she didn't include me in those decisions, she won't be including me in anything else either...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"you meet a woman with your own condoms and she said she couldn't use them as she has to use latex free ones that she happily suplies, would you use them or go without?

I've done that regular as men never seem to turn up latex free ones so I always have my own

I don't pole holes in them tho lol"
I carry some latex free ones, thanks to this site, as well as normal condoms, used to be a boy scout, so always be prepared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Entrapment of any kind is despicable IMHO!

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