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Is there anything as useless as ...Balls on a Dildo?

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suppose at least you will know when you are 'balls-deep' in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest! "

depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!

depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently."

Isn't it just a waste of latex? I mean if you get down to the balls shouldn't they have used it to make it longer?

I can only presume they are there for scratching!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!

depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently.

Isn't it just a waste of latex? I mean if you get down to the balls shouldn't they have used it to make it longer?

I can only presume they are there for scratching! "
that reminds me ..the clone a willy set

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!

depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently.

Isn't it just a waste of latex? I mean if you get down to the balls shouldn't they have used it to make it longer?

I can only presume they are there for scratching! "

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I did see a dildo on my travels once which had pubes.... nylon pubes ffs!

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!

depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently.

Isn't it just a waste of latex? I mean if you get down to the balls shouldn't they have used it to make it longer?

I can only presume they are there for scratching!

"

Hey a good nut scratch beats just about anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!

depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently.

Isn't it just a waste of latex? I mean if you get down to the balls shouldn't they have used it to make it longer?

I can only presume they are there for scratching! "

I turn em round the other way so that rub on my clitty bits.

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!

depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently.

Isn't it just a waste of latex? I mean if you get down to the balls shouldn't they have used it to make it longer?

I can only presume they are there for scratching!

I turn em round the other way so that rub on my clitty bits. "

Ahhh now that's a plausible reason. Hang on though if you've got that much of it inserted, what are you supposed to hold onto?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"I did see a dildo on my travels once which had pubes.... nylon pubes ffs!"

At least you can use it to get the mud off your wellies

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"

I turn em round the other way so that rub on my clitty bits.

Ahhh now that's a plausible reason. Hang on though if you've got that much of it inserted, what are you supposed to hold onto? "

Sit on it and go hands free

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was talking with a friend the other night, and suddenly it occurred to me to wonder: why the hell would anybody put balls on a dildo? They don't make a proper flange for harness use, nor do they make a toy any easier to grab like a hammer handle and ram away. That's about as useless as balls on a priest!

depends where you are coming from. a female viewpoint may see it differently.

Isn't it just a waste of latex? I mean if you get down to the balls shouldn't they have used it to make it longer?

I can only presume they are there for scratching!

I turn em round the other way so that rub on my clitty bits.

Ahhh now that's a plausible reason. Hang on though if you've got that much of it inserted, what are you supposed to hold onto? "

yer hat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also, since my is a sucker it has a lovely cushioning effect when bouncing up and down on it , much better than a space hopper.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

I turn em round the other way so that rub on my clitty bits.

Ahhh now that's a plausible reason. Hang on though if you've got that much of it inserted, what are you supposed to hold onto?

Sit on it and go hands free"
they have bluetooth as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I turn em round the other way so that rub on my clitty bits.

Ahhh now that's a plausible reason. Hang on though if you've got that much of it inserted, what are you supposed to hold onto?

Sit on it and go hands freethey have bluetooth as well? "

bldy owch!

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