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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

Heard Rihanna's new song on the radio earlier and think it has to have the laziest lyrics ever:

Work, work, work, work, work, work

He said me haffi

Work, work, work, work, work, work

He see me do mi

Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt

So me put in

Work, work, work, work, work, work

Ner ner ner ner ner ner

When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn

Before the tables turn turn turn turn turn turn

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By *-angel-XWoman
over a year ago

hell

Umber Ella Ella Ella

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 unlimited??

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

Marc Bolan. Deborah.

"Deborah, you look like a zerbra"

I love you Marc, but really??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god some of today's music is shit. I rarely listen to the radio and when I do it's nation which plays oldies! Heard some bollocks the other day by olly murs, Stevie don't wonder, Stevie don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god some of today's music is shit. I rarely listen to the radio and when I do it's nation which plays oldies! Heard some bollocks the other day by olly murs, Stevie don't wonder, Stevie don't!"

Oldies you say?!

Who put the bomp

In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Who put the ram

In the rama lama ding dong?

Who put the bop

In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

Who put the dip

In the dip da dip da dip?

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By *ecretlyASoftie OP Woman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"2 unlimited??

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You all ready for this? Classic!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Bad manners

Ne ne na na na na noo noo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 unlimited??

"

No no no no no no no no no no no no there's no limit. No no limits we reach for the sky no valley too deep no mountain too high, no no limit won't give up the fight we do what we want and we do it with pride!

Awesome song!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad manners

Ne ne na na na na noo noo "

I found out the other day that not only is Fatty Buster Bloodvessel still alive, he's still gigging with Bad Manners. I was a little surprised.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heard Rihanna's new song on the radio earlier and think it has to have the laziest lyrics ever:

Work, work, work, work, work, work

He said me haffi

Work, work, work, work, work, work

He see me do mi

Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt

So me put in

Work, work, work, work, work, work

Ner ner ner ner ner ner

When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn

Before the tables turn turn turn turn turn turn

"

Lady Gaga's arent much better

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

De doo doo doo

De dah dah dah

Who the fuck said Sting wrote great lyrics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bad manners

Ne ne na na na na noo noo

I found out the other day that not only is Fatty Buster Bloodvessel still alive, he's still gigging with Bad Manners. I was a little surprised."

And he isn't fatty anymore...

They used to do the scooter runs.. don't know if they still do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cotton-eye Joe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those that write instrumentals.. I mean how lazy is that!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"De doo doo doo

De dah dah dah

Who the fuck said Sting wrote great lyrics"

That's the first one that come to mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"2 unlimited??

No no no no no no no no no no no no there's no limit. No no limits we reach for the sky no valley too deep no mountain too high, no no limit won't give up the fight we do what we want and we do it with pride!

Awesome song!"

But the lyrics are primary school stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the current number one 7 yrs then when i was 12,30,60 yrs old ,dreadful drivel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love to love...... button my baby just loves to dance.... loves to dance.......who the fuck is Button .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All that current pop crap that takes 16 people to write 'Oh baby I love you.'

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Bad manners

Ne ne na na na na noo noo

I found out the other day that not only is Fatty Buster Bloodvessel still alive, he's still gigging with Bad Manners. I was a little surprised.

And he isn't fatty anymore...

They used to do the scooter runs.. don't know if they still do."

He's fatter than ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the current number one 7 yrs then when i was 12,30,60 yrs old ,dreadful drivel

"

This! I literally get angry when it comes on!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Oh bla dee

Oh bla da

Life goes on woah

LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm as serious as cancer when I say rythm is a dancer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the current number one 7 yrs then when i was 12,30,60 yrs old ,dreadful drivel

This! I literally get angry when it comes on! "

Your wrong.

I always had that dream like my daddy before me

So I started writing songs, I started writing stories

Something about that glory just always seemed to bore me

Cause only those I really love will ever really know me

Brilliant!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Na na na na

Na na na na

Yeah yeah

Goodbye

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

How could anyone forget this infamous gem from the song Life by Des'ree...

I don't want to see a ghost

It's a sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

And watch the evening news

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How could anyone forget this infamous gem from the song Life by Des'ree...

I don't want to see a ghost

It's a sight that I fear most

I'd rather have a piece of toast

And watch the evening news"

There's this thing on YouTube a vine with people shouting, "what are those!!!"

When I see those colourful socks it pops into my head all the time lol!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Heard Rihanna's new song on the radio earlier and think it has to have the laziest lyrics ever:

Work, work, work, work, work, work

He said me haffi

Work, work, work, work, work, work

He see me do mi

Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt

So me put in

Work, work, work, work, work, work

Ner ner ner ner ner ner

When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn

Before the tables turn turn turn turn turn turn

"

well not everyone can be "Lennon and McCartney" now can they....

only so much talent to go around..... and Ri Ris talent is..... erm.....okay... so not everyone can be "Simon and Garfunkel" now.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Aerosmith song pink features the lyrics

"Pink,it's like red but not quite"

Easily the worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trio

Da da da...

50cent

I love you like a fat kid love's cake.

(genius)

Kajagoo

Too shy hush hush eye to eye.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Ole ole ole ole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me, entertain you..

What a fucking joke.

Overhyped prick.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Not sure if anyone remembers the song

I've got the key.

Not a lot of thought went into that song either.

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"Cotton-eye Joe."

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By *errygTV/TS
over a year ago

denton

status quo in the army now, that was boring still 3 chords, but they made their money

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Oh god some of today's music is shit. I rarely listen to the radio and when I do it's nation which plays oldies! Heard some bollocks the other day by olly murs, Stevie don't wonder, Stevie don't!

Oldies you say?!

Who put the bomp

In the bomp bah bomp bah bomp?

Who put the ram

In the rama lama ding dong?

Who put the bop

In the bop shoo bop shoo bop?

Who put the dip

In the dip da dip da dip?

"
Ay Shakespeare

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Ole Ola

Ole Ola

We're gonna bring that World Cup back from over thar

Shite lyrics from Rod the mod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I love to love...... button my baby just loves to dance.... loves to dance.......who the fuck is Button .

"

It's "But" my baby just wants to dance, you daft sod.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Seh wa do dem a dem a wah do dem

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Eek a mouse at his most eloquent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Seh wa do dem a dem a wah do dem

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Eek a mouse at his most eloquent "

Isn't that every Eek a mouse tune?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Aerosmith song pink features the lyrics

"Pink, it's like red but not quite"

Easily the worst "

I'm no Aerosmith fan but that's a great tune ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the current number one 7 yrs then when i was 12,30,60 yrs old ,dreadful drivel

This! I literally get angry when it comes on!

Your wrong.

I always had that dream like my daddy before me

So I started writing songs, I started writing stories

Something about that glory just always seemed to bore me

Cause only those I really love will ever really know me

Brilliant!"

well obviously some ppl do like it but i don't its awful

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By *inell1Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

Lazy lyrics! Paul Johnson was his name I think and the song was called get down? Down down down down down down down down etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ole ole ole ole"

Coutinho o o...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heard Rihanna's new song on the radio earlier and think it has to have the laziest lyrics ever:

Work, work, work, work, work, work

He said me haffi

Work, work, work, work, work, work

He see me do mi

Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt

So me put in

Work, work, work, work, work, work

Ner ner ner ner ner ner

When you a gon' learn, learn, learn, learn, learn

Before the tables turn turn turn turn turn turn

"
da da da dar

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Not sure if anyone remembers the song

I've got the key.

Not a lot of thought went into that song either."

I've got the key/i've got the secret/i've got the key to another way

That one?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure if anyone remembers the song

I've got the key.

Not a lot of thought went into that song either.

I've got the key/i've got the secret/i've got the key to another way

That one?! "

Urban cookie collective. Classic 90's dance. Love it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"De do do do, de da da da

Is all I want to say to you

De do do do, de da da da

Their innocence will pull me through

De do do do, de da da da

Is all I want to say to you

De do do do, de da da da

They're meaningless and all that's true."

He even admits it.

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By *ex-a-frolicsCouple
over a year ago

Brizzle

"Bad manners

Ne ne na na na na noo noo

I found out the other day that not only is Fatty Buster Bloodvessel still alive, he's still gigging with Bad Manners. I was a little surprised.

And he isn't fatty anymore...

They used to do the scooter runs.. don't know if they still do.

He's fatter than ever again"

Saw them live on Boxing Day in local pub, still a great performer. Yes he's big but not as big as he used to be. A bit of pop trivia for you, his real name is Douglas Trendle and he once had a hotel in Margate called Fatty Towers which catered for larger people.

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By *rman82Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Boom shake shake shake the room

Boom shake shake shake the room

Boom shake shake shake the room

Tick tick tick

Boom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Cranberries

With their tanks and their bombs

and their bombs and their guns.

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By *ylonesqueMan
over a year ago

Near Aberystwyth

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah!

She loves you, yeah, yeah, yeah.......yeeeeaaah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Cranberries

With their tanks and their bombs

and their bombs and their guns. "

Shurrup, Zombie is an absolute classic!

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"The Aerosmith song pink features the lyrics

"Pink, it's like red but not quite"

Easily the worst

I'm no Aerosmith fan but that's a great tune ...

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Yes, yes it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not a bird,

It's not a plane,

It must be Dave,

Who's on the train.

How Scooter sold albums is beyond me lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Cranberries

With their tanks and their bombs

and their bombs and their guns.

Shurrup, Zombie is an absolute classic!"

I'm not disputing it's social status as a song, but it's pretty lazy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who let the dogs out.... Who, who, who, who?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vindaloo!

Need I say more? Drivel!xx

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By *ukepastMan
over a year ago

Newport

I'm listening to nation radio - switched from radio 2 when they turned Richard Alinson's slot into reruns of the worst of radio 2

Radio 2 in the car though

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I can't believe that you've missed the most obvious one.....

The Crash Test Dummies -- Mmmm mmmm mmmm mmmm

This actually holds the record for having the longest song title only containing one letter too.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about "the Calendar Song" by the Trinidad Oil Company. Those lyrics took some writing!!! (YouTube it)

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

We can swing together, we can have a wee wee

We can have a wet on the wall

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"Not sure if anyone remembers the song

I've got the key.

Not a lot of thought went into that song either.

I've got the key/i've got the secret/i've got the key to another way

That one?!

Urban cookie collective. Classic 90's dance. Love it. "

So do I, love 90s dance. But have to agree the lyrics are lazy!

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