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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

...today for a full check up etc. and as I was leaving the (absolutely lovely) lady asked me if I wanted some condoms, I said yes please! and she gave me one of the pre-packed bags. I gave her my thanks and went to leave and she went 'OOOH stop! You swing don't you? You'll be needing some more!'

So now I have about 50 free condoms! What a doll

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...today for a full check up etc. and as I was leaving the (absolutely lovely) lady asked me if I wanted some condoms, I said yes please! and she gave me one of the pre-packed bags. I gave her my thanks and went to leave and she went 'OOOH stop! You swing don't you? You'll be needing some more!'

So now I have about 50 free condoms! What a doll "

That woman is a legend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...today for a full check up etc. and as I was leaving the (absolutely lovely) lady asked me if I wanted some condoms, I said yes please! and she gave me one of the pre-packed bags. I gave her my thanks and went to leave and she went 'OOOH stop! You swing don't you? You'll be needing some more!'

So now I have about 50 free condoms! What a doll "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you just need 50 cocks to put them on!

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast


"...today for a full check up etc. and as I was leaving the (absolutely lovely) lady asked me if I wanted some condoms, I said yes please! and she gave me one of the pre-packed bags. I gave her my thanks and went to leave and she went 'OOOH stop! You swing don't you? You'll be needing some more!'

So now I have about 50 free condoms! What a doll "

Proper Durex / branded ones or economy no name style ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe she was a manc trying to make you feel better for Sunday

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By *elaxedsexyfunMan
over a year ago

Northants

If you need any help using them,,,

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock


"...today for a full check up etc. and as I was leaving the (absolutely lovely) lady asked me if I wanted some condoms, I said yes please! and she gave me one of the pre-packed bags. I gave her my thanks and went to leave and she went 'OOOH stop! You swing don't you? You'll be needing some more!'

So now I have about 50 free condoms! What a doll "

You should have got some free lube from her too.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...today for a full check up etc. and as I was leaving the (absolutely lovely) lady asked me if I wanted some condoms, I said yes please! and she gave me one of the pre-packed bags. I gave her my thanks and went to leave and she went 'OOOH stop! You swing don't you? You'll be needing some more!'

So now I have about 50 free condoms! What a doll

Proper Durex / branded ones or economy no name style ones?"

All of them are the blue durex ones! And I've just counted, 66 I ended up with!

Bless her she called me 'adventurous' hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of my friends in real life fuck more people than I do and they don't swing,I'm sure they'd appreciate a bigger bag of free condoms just as much

It makes me laugh regarding the presumed promiscuity because you choose a different route to have sex

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some of my friends in real life fuck more people than I do and they don't swing,I'm sure they'd appreciate a bigger bag of free condoms just as much

It makes me laugh regarding the presumed promiscuity because you choose a different route to have sex "

Not that I don't agree that many of my 'normal' friends have lots of sex, the lady didn't presume my promiscuity at all, I had spent the past hour with her discussing my entire sexual history.

In a sexual health clinic there is no judgement or presumption at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some of my friends in real life fuck more people than I do and they don't swing,I'm sure they'd appreciate a bigger bag of free condoms just as much

It makes me laugh regarding the presumed promiscuity because you choose a different route to have sex "
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True that. Have a couple of friends who are disgusted that I meet guys off here for sex....until I point out that they take randoms home from bars, while they're shitfaced.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I just get a pack of 3 so they don't go out of date

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I just get a pack of 3 so they don't go out of date "

Awww hunnnnnn xoxoxoxox

Hahhaa the expiry date on these ones is 2020, so I've 4 years to get through my 66 condoms!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blue ? Extra safe or performa

Can be a bit tight .. not boasting or anything like that haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Blue ? Extra safe or performa

Can be a bit tight .. not boasting or anything like that haha "

I've always bullshitted the 'my dick's too big for a condom' thing, because obviously they're so stretchy, but on a meet recently, no matter what I did I couldn't get the condom on this guy, so he had to get one of his magnum ones and even that was a tight fit!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"I just get a pack of 3 so they don't go out of date

Awww hunnnnnn xoxoxoxox

Hahhaa the expiry date on these ones is 2020, so I've 4 years to get through my 66 condoms!"

Well it's ma birthday on Saturday and I'm off to Sheffield social so I'm hoping to use at least one then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Blue ? Extra safe or performa

Can be a bit tight .. not boasting or anything like that haha

I've always bullshitted the 'my dick's too big for a condom' thing, because obviously they're so stretchy, but on a meet recently, no matter what I did I couldn't get the condom on this guy, so he had to get one of his magnum ones and even that was a tight fit! "

Pretty average tbh... but this pack was tight..

Magnum did he pull out his shooter

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Just checked the date on the last pack I bought. Expired last October

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"...today for a full check up etc. and as I was leaving the (absolutely lovely) lady asked me if I wanted some condoms, I said yes please! and she gave me one of the pre-packed bags. I gave her my thanks and went to leave and she went 'OOOH stop! You swing don't you? You'll be needing some more!'

So now I have about 50 free condoms! What a doll

Proper Durex / branded ones or economy no name style ones?"

Why does the brand matter?

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Not being ungrateful but my local clinc seem to only give out one size fits all condoms these days .

Used to get a mix of large and regular... cut backs hmmhmm lol.

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By *atnat85Woman
over a year ago

northwest

In my younger days I went with a friend to the gum clinic so she could get the pill. After much discussion she got it, and one bag of condoms. The nurse then turned and gave me three bags!....I'd kept quiet during the consultation, wasn't have sex at that stage but I must have had a look about me

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"...today for a full check up etc. and as I was leaving the (absolutely lovely) lady asked me if I wanted some condoms, I said yes please! and she gave me one of the pre-packed bags. I gave her my thanks and went to leave and she went 'OOOH stop! You swing don't you? You'll be needing some more!'

So now I have about 50 free condoms! What a doll

Proper Durex / branded ones or economy no name style ones?

Why does the brand matter?"

As long as they ain't Skyns Elite, they're rubbish. Tried to use them a couple of times and they keep rolling back up.

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"...today for a full check up etc. and as I was leaving the (absolutely lovely) lady asked me if I wanted some condoms, I said yes please! and she gave me one of the pre-packed bags. I gave her my thanks and went to leave and she went 'OOOH stop! You swing don't you? You'll be needing some more!'

So now I have about 50 free condoms! What a doll

Proper Durex / branded ones or economy no name style ones?

Why does the brand matter?

As long as they ain't Skyns Elite, they're rubbish. Tried to use them a couple of times and they keep rolling back up. "

I personally find the entire durex brand to be crap, and also find they split more than the lesser brands

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"...today for a full check up etc. and as I was leaving the (absolutely lovely) lady asked me if I wanted some condoms, I said yes please! and she gave me one of the pre-packed bags. I gave her my thanks and went to leave and she went 'OOOH stop! You swing don't you? You'll be needing some more!'

So now I have about 50 free condoms! What a doll

Proper Durex / branded ones or economy no name style ones?

Why does the brand matter?

As long as they ain't Skyns Elite, they're rubbish. Tried to use them a couple of times and they keep rolling back up.

I personally find the entire durex brand to be crap, and also find they split more than the lesser brands"

Ok let's not talk abou the condoms I'm going to be using splitting!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...today for a full check up etc. and as I was leaving the (absolutely lovely) lady asked me if I wanted some condoms, I said yes please! and she gave me one of the pre-packed bags. I gave her my thanks and went to leave and she went 'OOOH stop! You swing don't you? You'll be needing some more!'

So now I have about 50 free condoms! What a doll

Proper Durex / branded ones or economy no name style ones?

Why does the brand matter?

As long as they ain't Skyns Elite, they're rubbish. Tried to use them a couple of times and they keep rolling back up.

I personally find the entire durex brand to be crap, and also find they split more than the lesser brands

Ok let's not talk abou the condoms I'm going to be using splitting! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For Xl girth try Passante- they are Wider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah!!! Well done for check up!! It's not discussed enough for my liking!! Freebies a bonus. X

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