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fat men and their willies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

A question that has puzzled me for some time now and maybe some of the more experienced folk have the answer?

If a woman puts on weight, her boobies get bigger, and also her pussy changes in shape and sometimes in size.

why does this not happen to a fat man...Im not fat so will never find out...but the logic is that the fat tissue on a dick must surely get bigger the more weight you put on?

The question is do fat men have bigger willies?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nature is cruel... While women have all there bits head south.. all us guys see is the willie seemingly going north eh..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Willie??? Ok Cock, Dick for the lesser minded fems around lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fat men always seem to have smaller willies.....seems their belly hides it.....plus the bloody belly suffocates you when your trying to give them a blow job

never seen a fat guy with a big willy yet. can anyone disprove this....i dont mind any private viewings to dispute this

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

in my experience of having a partner who got very large no it didnt get fatter, but it did appear to get shorter as the bit closest to the body got covered up x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Now there begs another question...why so many remarks or nicknames for the good old penis and only a few for the ladies genitalia?

Who wants to name them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lots of pics with fat guys and little willies on here, keeps me amused for hours pointing and laughing

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Can't say as I've noticed, but maybe they are like feet, no matter how your body shape changes feet always stay the same size

xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A question that has puzzled me for some time now and maybe some of the more experienced folk have the answer?

If a woman puts on weight, her boobies get bigger, and also her pussy changes in shape and sometimes in size.

why does this not happen to a fat man...Im not fat so will never find out...but the logic is that the fat tissue on a dick must surely get bigger the more weight you put on?

The question is do fat men have bigger willies? "

From what I can gather, fat men willies get smaller as the area around them gets fatter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now there begs another question...why so many remarks or nicknames for the good old penis and only a few for the ladies genitalia?

Who wants to name them all"

cant they get upset when I say cunt on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ah no feet do get fat...ive seen that in a large woman I work with and she had to have shoes specifically made for her

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By *teve_SoleilCouple
over a year ago

Malaysia

they are not fat tissue....they are muscles...so...not they don't get bigger...also don't get smaller....just looks shorter/smaller....:D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"cant they get upset when I say cunt on here "

say what ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man's penis doesn't shrink but a recent study revealed for every 10lb of bulk a man loses 1/2" in length. So therefore if you belly is getting bigger your penis is still the same size, so it appears to shrink. Good job I started off with a monster chopper as I've put on a fair bit over the last year or two and I'd be fookin crying now! hehehe

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"A man's penis doesn't shrink but a recent study revealed for every 10lb of bulk a man loses 1/2" in length. So therefore if you belly is getting bigger your penis is still the same size, so it appears to shrink. Good job I started off with a monster chopper as I've put on a fair bit over the last year or two and I'd be fookin crying now! hehehe "

yep and add that to the amount of bulk you might have between you when trying to get jiggy...you get even less useable length

thank goodness for tongues and fingers and womens nerve endings being int he front few inches lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So long as I can still see both ends when standing up who cares...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

yep you know when you're getting to fat when the blob obscures your knob

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, can we change the subject now coz I'm getting really fookin insecure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didn't mention the leaning over lol...

Your safe wishy mate... Shhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god fat dick thin dick small cock big cock very fucking big cock who gives a crap just head over to me as i have no cock for a week or so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"god fat dick thin dick small cock big cock very fucking big cock who gives a crap just head over to me as i have no cock for a week or so "

Well I'll be blowed!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

DO YA FEEL SORRY FOR ME ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"DO YA FEEL SORRY FOR ME ? "

Abso-defo-lutely... I have a cock with me all the time and it's grrrrrreat, so I understand ya frustration honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WELL I HAVE TITS WITH ME ALL THE TIME YOU WANT TO TRADE?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WELL I HAVE TITS WITH ME ALL THE TIME YOU WANT TO TRADE?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IS THAT A YES THEN

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ron jeremy had a big un

and he was no skinny minny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ron jeremy had a big un

and he was no skinny minny "

Was that in the early years or when his name was just enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IS THAT A YES THEN "

Is that to me, I would love to meet you for a chat, but the distance is a bit too far for any regular fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IS THAT A YES THEN

Is that to me, I would love to meet you for a chat, but the distance is a bit too far for any regular fun "

But all she's asking for is a bluddy good rodgering!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"IS THAT A YES THEN

Is that to me, I would love to meet you for a chat, but the distance is a bit too far for any regular fun

But all she's asking for is a bluddy good rodgering! "

Yes, and a great face too

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

As the man gets fatter you can move that fat aside - and beneith it all is the same old dick that there always was!!!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"IS THAT A YES THEN "

Mmmmm peaches and cream

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

So by all this reckoning dos it mean if a woman puts on a bit of timber her pussy gets deeper?

Tell you what there is a lot of popularity for that there tape measure here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ewwwww that's gross move the fat aside to see it LOL yuk mmm no a fat guy has a small ding a ling hehe never known any of them to have a larger one .

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"So by all this reckoning dos it mean if a woman puts on a bit of timber her pussy gets deeper?

Tell you what there is a lot of popularity for that there tape measure here "

Dont be so daft lad!!!

The only reason it SEEMS deeper is cos you have to get past the fat first....give the image of that extra few inches....lol

Shame is doesnt work for the fella's really....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So by all this reckoning dos it mean if a woman puts on a bit of timber her pussy gets deeper?

Tell you what there is a lot of popularity for that there tape measure here "

Yes I think so, hence the need for VWE or someone with a PHd, so it stays in

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Nope it don't but if you take pills for low blood pressure it knocks up like a riot baton.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"god fat dick thin dick small cock big cock very fucking big cock who gives a crap just head over to me as i have no cock for a week or so "

Manc is usually 2 hours away, but I reckon with that kind of incentive I could get it down to 20 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yep you know when you're getting to fat when the blob obscures your knob"

should try not shagging a blob then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can see it now new ad on tv

"men join weight watchers, lose 4 stone and see yr cock grow"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can see it now new ad on tv

"men join weight watchers, lose 4 stone and see yr cock grow"

"

Fat men usually equals small cock, in my experience. Plus not enough energy to go fast enough/go for long enough.

So it's "men, join weight watchers, you'll look better and be a better shag!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can see it now new ad on tv

"men join weight watchers, lose 4 stone and see yr cock grow"

Fat men usually equals small cock, in my experience. Plus not enough energy to go fast enough/go for long enough.

So it's "men, join weight watchers, you'll look better and be a better shag!" "

even tho u will still have a small cock

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