FabSwingers.com forum: I dont believe you

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Men who say "I have never measured my cock"

Women who say "If only you lived closer I would"

Is there anything YOU don't believe on here

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

People's profiles - full of nonsense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe anything from anyone I haven't met!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"People's profiles - full of nonsense "

In most cases

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

75% of the compliments I get here.

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're looking for quality.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People's profiles - full of nonsense "

I am Weeble shaped and I am funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"75% of the compliments I get here.

-Courtney "

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

The stupidity of some people often leaves me in disbelief

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im the same as you...dear god, for your sake i hope not

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"People's profiles - full of nonsense

I am Weeble shaped and I am funny

There's fuck all on mine, so there's nowt to lie about

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By *yldstyleWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"75% of the compliments I get here.

-Courtney "

I'd say I'm at about 99 % such a cynic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"75% of the compliments I get here.

-Courtney "

Same, but I'd go so far as 95%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People's profiles - full of nonsense

I am Weeble shaped and I am funny

There's fuck all on mine, so there's nowt to lie about

"Handsome, horny and intelligent."

yes a man of few words. That said I believe you

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"75% of the compliments I get here.

-Courtney

I'd say I'm at about 99 % such a cynic "

Same! Lol

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"People's profiles - full of nonsense

I am Weeble shaped and I am funny

There's fuck all on mine, so there's nowt to lie about

"Handsome, horny and intelligent."

yes a man of few words. That said I believe you

I don;t even particularly agree with the 'handsome' bit but if enough people say something it's gotta be right, right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of the compliments I used to get on here when I was actively looking for meets.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People's claims in profiles. Invariably the only way you know who they really are is by talking in person. The profile is just a cheesy "I liked the product so much,I bought the company" sales patter.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"Men who say "I have never measured my cock"

Women who say "If only you lived closer I would"

Is there anything YOU don't believe on here

There's plenty I don't believe on here I'd say about 80% of what I read.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe anything from anyone I haven't met!!"

I don't believe anything from the people I've met either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most of it.... Or am I being cynical

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who say "I have never measured my cock"

Women who say "If only you lived closer I would"

Is there anything YOU don't believe on here

My wife doesn't understand me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say the moon is make of cheese.......

I mean c'mon get real........ how can that possibly work.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who say the moon is make of cheese.......

I mean c'mon get real........ how can that possibly work.......

*made

I really need to pay more attention before I click post message...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hello. I've just registered. I'm *definitely* a girl. Can I see your cock?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm an ex fraud officer so I rarely believe most of the stuff a lot of the men come out with on here...

and I can often tell if they are lying when we meet in person because of my previous training

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...I have read your profile and you look and sound fantastic!

Lol

Not buying that one.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Men who say "I have never measured my cock"

Women who say "If only you lived closer I would"

Is there anything YOU don't believe on here

There's plenty I don't believe on here I'd say about 80% of what I read.

Same only I'd go as far as saying, 90%.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

97.3% of the pixels on this website are possibly suspect, but I enjoy them so it's all believed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Height, age etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Most of the compliments I used to get on here when I was actively looking for meets. "

And the insults that follow if you say no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldn't believe me either...how else is a sigle girl going to get male attention on here other than by pretending to be a straight male though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me smile every other guy's profile says 'Fun guy and then it's a boring read'

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"I wouldn't believe me either...how else is a sigle girl going to get male attention on here other than by pretending to be a straight male though"

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

As a wise man once said,

"Don't believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Makes me smile every other guy's profile says 'Fun guy and then it's a boring read'"

That reminds me to rewrite my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really don't feel the need to lie, less so on here than day to day life too.

From my personal experience though, I'd appreciate if people were more honest about their age (I'm talking a decade plus, not a year or two for privacy purposes).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw a status that said 'I'm gonna fuck you to death...probably'

I didn't believe that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a wise man once said,

"Don't believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see.""

Which translates to believe all of what you hear

He wasn't that wise

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

"As a wise man once said,

"Don't believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see."

Which translates to believe all of what you hear

He wasn't that wise

It's a line from a Lou Reed song

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe anything from anyone I haven't met!!

I don't believe anything from the people I've met either.

Same here !

But we aren't looking for people to forge long lasting , trusting relationships with . So it doesn't matter really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I take everything I read on here regardless of who says it with a huge pinch of salt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"75% of the compliments I get here.

-Courtney "

95%

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a wise man once said,

"Don't believe none of what you hear and only half of what you see."

Which translates to believe all of what you hear

He wasn't that wise

It's a line from a Lou Reed song"

You know I'm teasing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"75% of the compliments I get here.

-Courtney "
you're gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who say "I have never measured my cock"

Women who say "If only you lived closer I would"

Is there anything YOU don't believe on here

Are you really in a chocolate factory ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe much that's said on here at all

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"75% of the compliments I get here.

-Courtney "

LOVE your new pic sugar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe much that's said on here at all "
you have great tits

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

"75% of the compliments I get here.

-Courtney

LOVE your new pic sugar

Haha, just realised the irony in that LOL, I did mean it though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I take everything I read on here regardless of who says it with a huge pinch of salt."
salts not good for you please refrain from doing that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'you look amazing'

'great profile'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"75% of the compliments I get here.

-Courtney

LOVE your new pic sugar

Haha, just realised the irony in that LOL, I did mean it though

Haha!

Thanks

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the 'I need to be mentally stimulated and a connection on an intellectual level'

and the threads they post on

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When some women say they're fussy

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

that single guys would shag anything that moves but stand in front of the alter and say 'I do'......

and those guys lose that beast like approach to fanny

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"I don't believe much that's said on here at all "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some profile pictures... So far from the real thing

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By *ab femWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

"75% of the compliments I get here.

-Courtney "

This

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

I find it a little sad that some of you ladies don't believe most of the compliments you receive (though I totally understand why). If I pay a compliment I mean it

I don't believe anyone who says they're great or even good at a particular sex act (blowing their own trumpet) ie 'I'm a great kisser', 'she gives a great blowjob', 'I'm guaranteed to make you squirt'. What nonsense

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

I don't believe in unicorns... Single bi ladies are a different matter

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I'm genuine.

I'm a gentleman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men who say "I have never measured my cock"

Women who say "If only you lived closer I would"

Is there anything YOU don't believe on here

I have said a few times "If only you lived closer I would" but it was absolutely the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"that single guys would shag anything that moves but stand in front of the alter and say 'I do'......

and those guys lose that beast like approach to fanny"

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

'Will fill in later'

Yeah. Course you will.....

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I'm told I'm handsome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm traveling to your town for business on Wednesday...( insert weekday) Or I travel to your town often (from Ireland? Why?)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm traveling to your town for business on Wednesday...( insert weekday) Or I travel to your town often (from Ireland? Why?) "

Don't question is motives

Just be ready with your knickers around your ankles for when he arrives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm traveling to your town for business on Wednesday...( insert weekday) Or I travel to your town often (from Ireland? Why?)

Don't question is motives

Just be ready with your knickers around your ankles for when he arrives

He's prob never left his mother's basement....not holding my breath for that "international business man"

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By *ichpickingsMan
over a year ago

London and Essex

Trust none of what you hear, and less of what you see...

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"It's the lady's pleasure that counts, not mine...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is one couple who live miles away from us and given the chance, we'd meet up with them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is one couple who live miles away from us and given the chance, we'd meet up with them

After messaging some of the men who say they're straight on here, they suddenly ask if they can touch Mr Holme's cock .... erm ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im not shreksuglybrother honest!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

95% of men admit to watching porn...the other 5% are liars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are a couple honest but the guy can play alone!!

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"There is one couple who live miles away from us and given the chance, we'd meet up with them

After messaging some of the men who say they're straight on here, they suddenly ask if they can touch Mr Holme's cock .... erm ! Lol "

If you messaged me I would say I am straight because I am

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

People who say they're 'straight'

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I don't believe anything from anyone I haven't met!!"

And everything from everyone you have?

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

"75% of the compliments I get here.

-Courtney

I'd say I'm at about 99 % such a cynic "

This, i think 99-100% compliments given are false and only given in hope getting laid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is why everyone wants to be NSA because lying, feigning ignorance, and anything real is too much effort for them. I pity their shit lives.

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Take everything people say with a pinch of salt, and listen only to yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey are we all so naive as to believe this is a sex site where's the evidence ,some say its a dating site the same as any other ,do single men actually get sex if they pay the exorbitant rate to get in to a club?

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"There is one couple who live miles away from us and given the chance, we'd meet up with them

After messaging some of the men who say they're straight on here, they suddenly ask if they can touch Mr Holme's cock .... erm ! Lol

If you messaged me I would say I am straight because I am

Another fine example

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't believe people who say they never met someone who posts on these forums.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

"I don't believe anything from anyone I haven't met!!"

This is me also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take everything people say with a pinch of salt, and listen only to yourself"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe she's classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't believe she's classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe anything from anyone I haven't met!!

I don't believe anything from the people I've met either.

Exactly this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people say I'm hot, I'll never believe that. But it does make me feel good for a little while

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

When people threaten Sydney university with legal action !

Anyone that has , please pm me with the outcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll definitely meet you there. Looking forward to it"

Yeah, I might have fallen for that one today...

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Men who say "I have never measured my cock"

Women who say "If only you lived closer I would"

Is there anything YOU don't believe on here

People with profiles saying they are smokers who, when you say you don't meet smokers say, 'I gave up months/over a year ago and haven't got round to changing my profile yet'.

A lot of these profiles still, unsurprisingly, say smoker months later.

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By * lick your clitMan
over a year ago

Newcastle upon tyne

Men who measure there cocks and take pics beside remote controls and beer cans are sad people i have never ever measured mine and never will , it does the job its supposed to do and i havnt had any complaints .......

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"Hey are we all so naive as to believe this is a sex site where's the evidence ,some say its a dating site the same as any other ,do single men actually get sex if they pay the exorbitant rate to get in to a club?

Depends on the guy.

It's like I keep repeating - to get meets, follow one golden rule: "Don't be a dickhead" and yet so many single men especally appear unable to do this.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby

Those 4 words (I don,t believe yer) (yer) thou the final word not you..

Are the last 4 words in bob marleys.. Exodus or one of his popular songs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't believe she's classy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

90% of compliments given on here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow you're stunning"...yeah right

"I'm looking for a reg fb"...you just want one night then

"I'll be the first to make u squirt". ..yeah right

"I'll ruin you"...uh..no ya won't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Age

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