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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Did I agree to let my mate stay tonight, moment of bloody weakness when I said he can crash at mine.

I cant be arsed, means I have to go home, tidy up...ish, cook...which means I have to shop first and Asda is a major problem for me at the mo

10 minutes in there and I am dreaming of automatic weapons and blood shed

Any local female want to take my mate out tonight so Im left in peace...he is gorgeous, 6'2", athletic blonde, blue eyes

love him to bits but cant be arsed being happy cheery bird tonight

Any ideas? entertain him please...i will pay you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I agree to let my mate stay tonight, moment of bloody weakness when I said he can crash at mine.

I cant be arsed, means I have to go home, tidy up...ish, cook...which means I have to shop first and Asda is a major problem for me at the mo

10 minutes in there and I am dreaming of automatic weapons and blood shed

Any local female want to take my mate out tonight so Im left in peace...he is gorgeous, 6'2", athletic blonde, blue eyes

love him to bits but cant be arsed being happy cheery bird tonight

Any ideas? entertain him please...i will pay you

Is he bi?

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"Did I agree to let my mate stay tonight, moment of bloody weakness when I said he can crash at mine.

I cant be arsed, means I have to go home, tidy up...ish, cook...which means I have to shop first and Asda is a major problem for me at the mo

10 minutes in there and I am dreaming of automatic weapons and blood shed

Any local female want to take my mate out tonight so Im left in peace...he is gorgeous, 6'2", athletic blonde, blue eyes

love him to bits but cant be arsed being happy cheery bird tonight

Any ideas? entertain him please...i will pay you

only do the bare minimum of tidying, if hes a mate he;ll understand ...

takeaway for dinner, or get him to bring something with him he can cook ( you're providing the bedspace ) ...

stick some porn on and he'll entertain himself then drop off to sleep nicely ...

job done

( of course if i lived further north then i might have a whole other sort of plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs Notts's ears pricked up... but then remembered she's at bingo pmsl..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did I agree to let my mate stay tonight, moment of bloody weakness when I said he can crash at mine.

I cant be arsed, means I have to go home, tidy up...ish, cook...which means I have to shop first and Asda is a major problem for me at the mo

10 minutes in there and I am dreaming of automatic weapons and blood shed

Any local female want to take my mate out tonight so Im left in peace...he is gorgeous, 6'2", athletic blonde, blue eyes

love him to bits but cant be arsed being happy cheery bird tonight

Any ideas? entertain him please...i will pay you

only do the bare minimum of tidying, if hes a mate he;ll understand ...

takeaway for dinner, or get him to bring something with him he can cook ( you're providing the bedspace ) ...

stick some porn on and he'll entertain himself then drop off to sleep nicely ...

job done

( of course if i lived further north then i might have a whole other sort of plan

lol sounds like you know him

DVD player is broken, plus i only have some homemade stuff and thats just a no no lol

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

awww go on...give him a treat

or i could send you some up lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"awww go on...give him a treat

or i could send you some up lol"

lol been there done that many moons ago, i dont go back

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

now ive bloody cut my fucking finger open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS some days are shit!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Birds eye ready made dinners hun ... just nuke it for 9 mins and hey presto

debs xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"now ive bloody cut my fucking finger open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS some days are shit!!!!!!!!!!!"

You only use one particular finger to frig yourself off with? That's a bit limiting innit? hehehe... I've always said I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"now ive bloody cut my fucking finger open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS some days are shit!!!!!!!!!!!"

Jeeze babes.... You ok?? Is it bad???

Is it your wanking hand???

Poor you xxx Mwah xxx

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"now ive bloody cut my fucking finger open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS some days are shit!!!!!!!!!!!"

Send him over this way, just explain that said bed and dinner wasnt actually at your house and that you actually cant make it.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

better being honest just tell him you've changed your mind as girlfriends coming over do it another time LOL

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"Did I agree to let my mate stay tonight, moment of bloody weakness when I said he can crash at mine.

I cant be arsed, means I have to go home, tidy up...ish, cook...which means I have to shop first and Asda is a major problem for me at the mo

10 minutes in there and I am dreaming of automatic weapons and blood shed

Any local female want to take my mate out tonight so Im left in peace...he is gorgeous, 6'2", athletic blonde, blue eyes

love him to bits but cant be arsed being happy cheery bird tonight

Any ideas? entertain him please...i will pay you

Give him a beer when he arrives, drop of rohypnol in it and he will sleep on the sofa till dawn. Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"now ive bloody cut my fucking finger open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS some days are shit!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeeze babes.... You ok?? Is it bad???

Is it your wanking hand???

Poor you xxx Mwah xxx

Yeah its bad

fooking hurts today needs kissing better Notts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"now ive bloody cut my fucking finger open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS some days are shit!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeeze babes.... You ok?? Is it bad???

Is it your wanking hand???

Poor you xxx Mwah xxx

Yeah its bad

fooking hurts today needs kissing better Notts

or better still....do the wank for you???? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"now ive bloody cut my fucking finger open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS some days are shit!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeeze babes.... You ok?? Is it bad???

Is it your wanking hand???

Poor you xxx Mwah xxx

Yeah its bad

fooking hurts today needs kissing better Notts

or better still....do the wank for you???? lol

ooooooh now thats a good idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"now ive bloody cut my fucking finger open!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FFS some days are shit!!!!!!!!!!!

Jeeze babes.... You ok?? Is it bad???

Is it your wanking hand???

Poor you xxx Mwah xxx

Yeah its bad

fooking hurts today needs kissing better Notts

or better still....do the wank for you???? lol

ooooooh now thats a good idea

well if Notts isnt up to it...I am ambidextrous

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

did you survive last night ,,despite the injury lol

xxxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yeah i survived, bit of a sore head this morning tho

was lovely to see him really, got big cuddles, lots of kisses then i sent him off to the spare room lol...

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

"yeah i survived, bit of a sore head this morning tho

was lovely to see him really, got big cuddles, lots of kisses then i sent him off to the spare room lol..."

perfect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yeap it was...now ive just got to ignore the kitchen..looks like a bomb has hit it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"then i sent him off to the spare room lol..."

Your just like us.. why make a mess in the bed your sleeping in eh... spot on girl!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"then i sent him off to the spare room lol...

Your just like us.. why make a mess in the bed your sleeping in eh... spot on girl!

lmao i was being subtle wasnt going to mention i was in there too

you know me too well Notts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeedy do, my wickle sexy one....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

will you kiss my finger better please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you beed diddleing with it??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

its really sore

typical i was writing a review on a new knife and sliced my bloody finger open...they are well sharp blood everywhere lol was running up my arm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its really sore

typical i was writing a review on a new knife and sliced my bloody finger open...they are well sharp blood everywhere lol was running up my arm

Ewwww... don't do blood Sports babes!

Thats the Strange Fetish Thread I think..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

hehehehehehe thats not what you said last time

lol having to re-write it now, i just sent to my editor yesterday "fucking sharp, Im bleeding"

he mailed back and said I need a few more words please lmao...he is a hoot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"its really sore

typical i was writing a review on a new knife and sliced my bloody finger open...they are well sharp blood everywhere lol was running up my arm

That reminds me of the Health & Safety Officer sent to a factory to investigate an incident whereby a man got his hand caught in a machine and it ripped his arm off.... and the same thing happened to the H&E guy too!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"its really sore

typical i was writing a review on a new knife and sliced my bloody finger open...they are well sharp blood everywhere lol was running up my arm

PMSL ......my dads mate lost 3 fingers and part of his hand on a hot forging machine ...he popped em into a brown bag with his lunch calmly walked to the office and said can i have the afternoon off to go see my doctor ...the secretary fainted ....lmfao some tough bastards around

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol when I worked in the timber industry you never knew how many fingers you were goiung to encounter when you shook hands with a customer

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"lol when I worked in the timber industry you never knew how many fingers you were going to encounter when you shook hands with a customer

There are some nasty work situations to work in, always amazed how strong some people can be when things happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"lol when I worked in the timber industry you never knew how many fingers you were going to encounter when you shook hands with a customer

There are some nasty work situations to work in, always amazed how strong some people can be when things happen."

I know I was such a brave lil soldier yesterday hahahahahaha

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

you got it all stitched up then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol nooooooooooooooo wasnt that bad but of superglue does the trick

fooking stings tho lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"lol when I worked in the timber industry you never knew how many fingers you were going to encounter when you shook hands with a customer

There are some nasty work situations to work in, always amazed how strong some people can be when things happen."

yeah me too lots of stuff happens in work, when i was younger, i worked for british rail and i saw a guy lose his hand crushed between the buffers of 2 carriages ,all he said was ..well that's fucked my cricket career up ,it was my wanking hand too ....then he fainted..

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"lol nooooooooooooooo wasnt that bad but of superglue does the trick

fooking stings tho lol"

awww your so brave ....mwah x

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Oooo bet thats giving you right grief! Let me know if you need button help in this heat. Jonny nimble fingers is my middle name

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

tis ok its on my left hand...im right handed

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"tis ok its on my left hand...im right handed

He he he you will be just fine for most things then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

yeap, including the one finger salute to my mate who just drove past

lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

He he he well its not that bad then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He he he well its not that bad then."

is!!!

lol

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"He he he well its not that bad then.

is!!!

lol"

Need it kissing better?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He he he well its not that bad then.

is!!!

lol

Need it kissing better?

yes, but I cant find Notts

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Get a ready cooked chicken from asda and salad. Cheap bottle of wine and let him drink it himself and hopefully it will send him to sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol i bbq'd in the end japanese flower chicken, basil, feta and tomatoe salad and savory rice...lots of wine too, was a lovely evening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hes the lucky one all i got when i sent a pic was awwwwww bless

lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He he he well its not that bad then.

is!!!

lol

Need it kissing better?

yes, but I cant find Notts

Have I missed the boat.... Damn these pesky customers lol..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He he he well its not that bad then.

is!!!

lol

Need it kissing better?

yes, but I cant find Notts

Have I missed the boat.... Damn these pesky customers lol..

ooooh baby the boat is always docked for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He he he well its not that bad then.

is!!!

lol

Need it kissing better?

yes, but I cant find Notts

Have I missed the boat.... Damn these pesky customers lol..

ooooh baby the boat is always docked for you

Is it leaky....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He he he well its not that bad then.

is!!!

lol

Need it kissing better?

yes, but I cant find Notts

Have I missed the boat.... Damn these pesky customers lol..

ooooh baby the boat is always docked for you

Is it leaky....

lmao...no

but can dribble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He he he well its not that bad then.

is!!!

lol

Need it kissing better?

yes, but I cant find Notts

Have I missed the boat.... Damn these pesky customers lol..

ooooh baby the boat is always docked for you

Is it leaky....

lmao...no

but can dribble"

Mmmm Needs more use, if you keep them wet they tend to give less bother....

Maybe best we see it soon... see if it needs a good plugging.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He he he well its not that bad then.

is!!!

lol

Need it kissing better?

yes, but I cant find Notts

Have I missed the boat.... Damn these pesky customers lol..

ooooh baby the boat is always docked for you

Is it leaky....

lmao...no

but can dribble

Mmmm Needs more use, if you keep them wet they tend to give less bother....

Maybe best we see it soon... see if it needs a good plugging.

mmmm well i hope you are both good at plugging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He he he well its not that bad then.

is!!!

lol

Need it kissing better?

yes, but I cant find Notts

Have I missed the boat.... Damn these pesky customers lol..

ooooh baby the boat is always docked for you

Is it leaky....

lmao...no

but can dribble

Mmmm Needs more use, if you keep them wet they tend to give less bother....

Maybe best we see it soon... see if it needs a good plugging.

mmmm well i hope you are both good at plugging

We've been told proficient...

All in the team work...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He he he well its not that bad then.

is!!!

lol

Need it kissing better?

yes, but I cant find Notts

Have I missed the boat.... Damn these pesky customers lol..

ooooh baby the boat is always docked for you

Is it leaky....

lmao...no

but can dribble

Mmmm Needs more use, if you keep them wet they tend to give less bother....

Maybe best we see it soon... see if it needs a good plugging.

mmmm well i hope you are both good at plugging

We've been told proficient...

All in the team work...

woooow a tag team

lol

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