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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... I chekced the end credits from a hospital reality prog i was watching as I recognised the voice over from its geordie twang but couldnt think who it was. Turns out it was Tony Cartlege.. which made me giggle as I felt 'Toe knee Cartilege' was apt for a med prog. I was once in the bank and they called out for a Mrs Argument to step into the managers office.. when I got home I found two other Arguments in the phone directory!

What apt and unusual names have you come across that fit the occupation or situation?

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

There was a Mr Pine-Coffin in the Derby phone book for a while...I would have loved to know what he did.

We have a weather girl on the local news called Sarah Blizzard.

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"... I chekced the end credits from a hospital reality prog i was watching as I recognised the voice over from its geordie twang but couldnt think who it was. Turns out it was Tony Cartlege.. which made me giggle as I felt 'Toe knee Cartilege' was apt for a med prog. I was once in the bank and they called out for a Mrs Argument to step into the managers office.. when I got home I found two other Arguments in the phone directory!

What apt and unusual names have you come across that fit the occupation or situation?"

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By *uro anchorMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"There was a Mr Pine-Coffin in the Derby phone book for a while...I would have loved to know what he did.

We have a weather girl on the local news called Sarah Blizzard. "

seen a mr hamburger one of the refs in the superbowl...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old geography teacher was Miss Woods, then when she got married she became Mrs England.

Theres also a local plumber called Leigh King.. always makes me chuckle.

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By *eighleedsMan
over a year ago

leeds


"... I chekced the end credits from a hospital reality prog i was watching as I recognised the voice over from its geordie twang but couldnt think who it was. Turns out it was Tony Cartlege.. which made me giggle as I felt 'Toe knee Cartilege' was apt for a med prog. I was once in the bank and they called out for a Mrs Argument to step into the managers office.. when I got home I found two other Arguments in the phone directory!

What apt and unusual names have you come across that fit the occupation or situation?"

slightly off topic,

but my real surnasme is so unusual that there are obnly around 300 of us in the uk, and the name traces back teh 13th century accoding to our research

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

theresa green

pete burns

joe king

juan king

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By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

I once had a customer called Wan King her address was just as apt 2 Badgers Mount. also in the phone book there used to be a wan.k.s.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The dentist next door to me is called Mr and Mrs Dentith and yes the wife talks with a lisp

My unmarried cookery teacher at school was called Wendy House

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I once had a customer called Wan King her address was just as apt 2 Badgers Mount. also in the phone book there used to be a wan.k.s."

oops a bit too much info!! Everyone will be heading to hers for tea....

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By *orestersCouple
over a year ago

The Forest

At school, my languages teacher was Dr English, who was Irish and he taught French and German.

At one of the hospitals i worked at there was a gynecologist called Dr Studd, who was ably assisted by Sister Brother.

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By *umourCouple
over a year ago

Rushden

The old Bradford and Bingley Building society used to have a woman called Ms C Cumberpatch

No!! He name was Christine!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

was in MFI in the good old days when you had to wait in a waiting room for your order ...assistant came out with his bit of paper called out "mr and mrs Board"...a voice from the back was heard "we all are !!!!!..... you had to be there !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and i think ive posted before my very favourite name in the global adress book of the huge oil compnay i used to work for

Arie Monster

....honestly ......

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"My unmarried cookery teacher at school was called Wendy House"

hehe Diamonds, thought for a minute it was my address you were givng out

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"was in MFI in the good old days when you had to wait in a waiting room for your order ...assistant came out with his bit of paper called out "mr and mrs Board"...a voice from the back was heard "we all are !!!!!..... you had to be there !!!!"

Nope just as hilarious here!!!!

Some lovely posts thank you for replying everyone xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Theres a shoe shop in the King's Road called

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R.Soles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old dentist was Dr. Pullar.

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By *ipstickCouple
over a year ago

swansea

My old French teacher at school was Mrs France . Have worked with several nurses whose surnames are also Nurse . Also a worked with a Dr Nurse , Dr Pain and Dr D`Eath . Friend from school is Dr Legg .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

talking of nurses on the BBC one morning i think its called 'city hospital' or something and there was a nurse and her name come up on screen.. i was laughing histerically

'Sister Di Quietly'

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

If you live in the Midlands you will know of a local historian called 'Carl Chinn'

Guess what? he has an enooorrrrmous CHIN

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

At my son's school, in P.E., the teacher shouted out bend over ..... which they all promptly did - before remembering that one of the pupils name was Ben Dover.

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