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Bloody Starlings

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts

Nothing against them but they are ganging up and clearing all the smaller birds off our feeder and just decimating it in minutes.

Not so bad other than they don't seem to eat much, just leave the nuts etc on the floor then bugger off.

That's all. Just having a little moan

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

It's only Monday... you're too early!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Nothing against them but they are ganging up and clearing all the smaller birds off our feeder and just decimating it in minutes.

Not so bad other than they don't seem to eat much, just leave the nuts etc on the floor then bugger off.

That's all. Just having a little moan "

They are thugs starlings - I remember they used to go round Gloucester 'poo bombing' cars en masse, not a pretty sight!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I've seen them quite brazenly walk into Greggs when there aren't any pigeons around to mug

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I've seen them quite brazenly walk into Greggs when there aren't any pigeons around to mug "

I believe it!! HUGE gangs!!

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"Nothing against them but they are ganging up and clearing all the smaller birds off our feeder and just decimating it in minutes.

Not so bad other than they don't seem to eat much, just leave the nuts etc on the floor then bugger off.

That's all. Just having a little moan

That's the word. Thugs lol

They are thugs starlings - I remember they used to go round Gloucester 'poo bombing' cars en masse, not a pretty sight! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only Monday... you're too early! "

Some people just can't wait!

Oh shit, just realised what I did there. Facepalm.......

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"It's only Monday... you're too early! "

In my defence It was a moan, not a rant

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Bastards over here feed the little shits. It rains poop on a regular basis

I got mugged by one coming out of the work canteen one day. The little shithead tried to take a macaroon out of my hand. I had no idea what was happening, for a split second I was throwing punches everywhere

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton


"It's only Monday... you're too early! "

what day is Monday then...Thursday=rant friday=facepic can never remember ? #spotrelativeforumnewbie

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"It's only Monday... you're too early!

what day is Monday then...Thursday=rant friday=facepic can never remember ? #spotrelativeforumnewbie "

Moaning Monday

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

They have been doing that for years, I remember seeing one of them pick up a sparrow in its beak and throw it away from the food.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh


"It's only Monday... you're too early!

In my defence It was a moan, not a rant "

Moaning Monday has a bit of a ring to it right enough.

Well while we're having a moan there's no frickin heating in my office!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's how Hannibal Lecter felt

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

We have a big flock flying round our flats on windy tea times they look great.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"We have a big flock flying round our flats on windy tea times they look great. "

More picturesque with the local parakeets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only Monday... you're too early!

In my defence It was a moan, not a rant

Moaning Monday has a bit of a ring to it right enough.

Well while we're having a moan there's no frickin heating in my office! "

But what's the differentiator between a moan and a rant?

I think "someone" needs to append the T's and C's......

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Tina would know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have a big flock flying round our flats on windy tea times they look great. "

A murmuration - always looks great.

Sarah

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By *ichaelangela OP   Couple
over a year ago

notts


"It's only Monday... you're too early!

In my defence It was a moan, not a rant

Moaning Monday has a bit of a ring to it right enough.

Well while we're having a moan there's no frickin heating in my office!

But what's the differentiator between a moan and a rant?

I think "someone" needs to append the T's and C's......"

Think a rant is more like turning purple and steam coming out of the ears

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

They do have a right cocky strut so they do.

It's like they all think they're Marlon Brando or something.

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Only saw a murmouration once, up in Northumberland just before dusk. Hypnotic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One here can mimic the landline phone. I've unplugged it during the daytime as I got fed up with false rings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tina would know! "

Pfffft never around when needed.

That's neither a moan or a rant, merely an observation.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Flies into the thread, announces from upon her magic flying carpet that a moaning is welcome during sex, but ranting isn't and therein lies the difference and then speeds off before any starlings take roost on the upholstery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Flies into the thread, announces from upon her magic flying carpet that a moaning is welcome during sex, but ranting isn't and therein lies the difference and then speeds off before any starlings take roost on the upholstery. "

I might get you to adjudicate on some of Thursday's contributions.....

As always, the Fora are indebted to you.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I rescued a starling from our wood burner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only Monday... you're too early!

what day is Monday then...Thursday=rant friday=facepic can never remember ? #spotrelativeforumnewbie

Moaning Monday "

I like this idea.

Moaning Monday. Tetchy Tuesday. Wanky Wednesday. Rant Thursday. TFI Friday. Sex Saturday. Shagging Sunday.

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By *oachman 9CoolMan
over a year ago

derby


"One here can mimic the landline phone. I've unplugged it during the daytime as I got fed up with false rings. "
Yes they can mimic very well you,d not be able to tell the Difference till you saw them they mimic other birds too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only Monday... you're too early!

what day is Monday then...Thursday=rant friday=facepic can never remember ? #spotrelativeforumnewbie

Moaning Monday

I like this idea.

Moaning Monday. Tetchy Tuesday. Wanky Wednesday. Rant Thursday. TFI Friday. Sex Saturday. Shagging Sunday. "

Can I book you for Saturday and Sunday please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's only Monday... you're too early!

what day is Monday then...Thursday=rant friday=facepic can never remember ? #spotrelativeforumnewbie

Moaning Monday

I like this idea.

Moaning Monday. Tetchy Tuesday. Wanky Wednesday. Rant Thursday. TFI Friday. Sex Saturday. Shagging Sunday. "

Actually I was thinking Tuesday choonesday.

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