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loch ness monster...????? cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Having went there last year and going to loch ness........

I wonder if nessie is really a very very well endowed guy swimming on his back with an exceptionally large erect cock.

Then again how would he get the bends in his cock....???.

Been told there are guys with bends in their cocks but thats up to the women on here to comment on ha ha .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WTF

I have no idea where your coming from

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

If the Loch Ness Monster was a giant cock and on fab, it would probably be shown that the pics were faked by a surgeon and widely available on the net

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"WTF

I have no idea where your coming from "

He is asking this. Is what we call The Loch Ness Monster's neck, really a man swimming on his back with just his cock sticking up. A huge bent cock ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"WTF

I have no idea where your coming from "

loch ness fish bar....wednesbury....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WTF

I have no idea where your coming from

He is asking this. Is what we call The Loch Ness Monster's neck, really a man swimming on his back with just his cock sticking up. A huge bent cock ?"

Yeah I got what he was asking just not where he even thought that idea up

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Having went there last year and going to loch ness........

I wonder if nessie is really a very very well endowed guy swimming on his back with an exceptionally large erect cock.

Then again how would he get the bends in his cock....???.

Been told there are guys with bends in their cocks but thats up to the women on here to comment on ha ha .

"

It's a woman swimming on her back with just the tip of her clit showing above the water.

She does it to a) let men know what a clit looks like. and b) to keep sailors from running aground on rocks.

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Considering the OP started a thread on the past hour asking about people's favourite tipples, I reckon on this posting, he's had one too many of his favourite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Having went there last year and going to loch ness........

I wonder if nessie is really a very very well endowed guy swimming on his back with an exceptionally large erect cock.

Then again how would he get the bends in his cock....???.

Been told there are guys with bends in their cocks but thats up to the women on here to comment on ha ha .

It's a woman swimming on her back with just the tip of her clit showing above the water.

She does it to a) let men know what a clit looks like. and b) to keep sailors from running aground on rocks. "

How the fuck do you stick your clit above water

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"WTF

I have no idea where your coming from

He is asking this. Is what we call The Loch Ness Monster's neck, really a man swimming on his back with just his cock sticking up. A huge bent cock ?

Yeah I got what he was asking just not where he even thought that idea up "

Oh shit. I thought you meant ....

Doh ...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Considering the OP started a thread on the past hour asking about people's favourite tipples, I reckon on this posting, he's had one too many of his favourite! "

ha ha ha ..............

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Having went there last year and going to loch ness........

I wonder if nessie is really a very very well endowed guy swimming on his back with an exceptionally large erect cock.

Then again how would he get the bends in his cock....???.

Been told there are guys with bends in their cocks but thats up to the women on here to comment on ha ha .

It's a woman swimming on her back with just the tip of her clit showing above the water.

She does it to a) let men know what a clit looks like. and b) to keep sailors from running aground on rocks.

How the fuck do you stick your clit above water "

Well if you've only got one of those teeny weeny hidden ones it would be a bit of an ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That would be one seriously bent cock I wouldn't want inside me

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"How the fuck do you stick your clit above water "

Only Nessie can do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are the Pennines really a group of women laying on their backs??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"How the fuck do you stick your clit above water

Only Nessie can do this"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are the Pennines really a group of women laying on their backs?? "

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull


"Considering the OP started a thread on the past hour asking about people's favourite tipples, I reckon on this posting, he's had one too many of his favourite!

ha ha ha .............. "

Well, at least you can laugh at yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Considering the OP started a thread on the past hour asking about people's favourite tipples, I reckon on this posting, he's had one too many of his favourite!

ha ha ha ..............

Well, at least you can laugh at yourself "

Thank you ...and i can laugh at my self thats what the forum is about clean un biased opinion and banter.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

clean ?

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft


"Considering the OP started a thread on the past hour asking about people's favourite tipples, I reckon on this posting, he's had one too many of his favourite!

ha ha ha ..............

Well, at least you can laugh at yourself

Thank you ...and i can laugh at my self thats what the forum is about clean un biased opinion and banter.

"

We can be pretty sure, now that everyone has a camera and video ready at all times, that Nessie does not exist.

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