FabSwingers.com forum: Words or phrases that put you off

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Say you receive a message and you check the profile.

The photos are appealing, they are in your preferred age range and match your preferred build, smoker status, height etc.

What words or phrases in their profile or message could then put you off?

For me, amongst others are:

- they are or prefer to be dominant. (I'm dominant, if anything, and don't want a pissing contest over who's in charge, or someone trying to control me or order me about.)

- heavy cummer

- anything that makes it sound like they have a generally disrespectful attitude towards women.

- anything about wanting a slut, cum dump or similar.

- they don't want to meet overweight women, (they won't like me so why are they even messaging?)

- bareback only, (not for me, thanks).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When guys say they are VWE. It isn't my thing, and I say so on our profile.

-Courtney

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Cash only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any version of want to ruin you puts me right off, or saying they're dominant usually has me clicking onto the next profile.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Telling me that they can lick/fuck for hours or make me squirt! Yawn

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm less likely to reply to someone whose profile says to reply, even if it's with a no thank you, because manners cost nothing, even if I otherwise would have replied.

They chose to message me, I didn't ask them to. I don't like the implication that entitles them to my time, even the few seconds it takes to send a 'no thanks'. They wouldn't have messaged if they didn't want to, so I should be free not to reply if I don't want to.

And I don't like being told what to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm less likely to reply to someone whose profile says to reply, even if it's with a no thank you, because manners cost nothing, even if I otherwise would have replied.

And I don't like being told what to do."

Obstinate.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Telling me that they can lick/fuck for hours or make me squirt! Yawn

Oh, yes, men obsessed with squirting make me think watch too much porn and they're just going to spend ages poking me roughly with their fingers. No thanks!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm less likely to reply to someone whose profile says to reply, even if it's with a no thank you, because manners cost nothing, even if I otherwise would have replied.

And I don't like being told what to do.

Obstinate.

Yup. I'd be the last person to deny it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Each to their own" gets my back up everytime and when they put "lol" at the end of a sentence.Also, "no glove, no love", all instant turn offs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun

Babe

Naughty

Play

Wud

Just a few of many many many

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

""Each to their own" gets my back up everytime and when they put "lol" at the end of a sentence.Also, "no glove, no love", all instant turn offs."

lol

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Hun

Babe

Naughty

Play

Wud

Just a few of many many many"

Gawjus?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A disrespectful description of women, slur, whore etc.

Childish descriptions of women's vaginas, roadkill, axe wound especially

Heavy cummers

Long stayers

Any 'gangsta' type talk in profiles, like they've been listening to too much NWA.

Can make any woman squirt kind of talk

The phrase 'lick you out', only schoolboys say this.

Any domination or submission talk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hun

Babe

Naughty

Play

Wud

Just a few of many many many

Gawjus?"

God yes that also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet hates are

Vwe

Dominant

Wanted a cum slut/ whore

Bareback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pound your pussy

Nice tits

Do you squirt

Hun, babe...

Sup, wyd

I'm not hung but I eat good pussy and can make you cum over and over

And basically 90% of all message content from guys has some about of stupid fuckery that makes no sense and is not sexy or appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who use words like 'nawty' or 'gawjus'...makes my skin crawl.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Most of what others have put plus people who want to do things to me with their 'tounge'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smash your back doors in"

The language of romance is evidently alive and well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any mention of being an expert with 'fingers and tongue' - I'll be the judge of that.

Any mention of 'squirting' - piss off!

Any mention of VWE or 'hung' - biased much?

Any lazy wording like 'gawjus' or 'bbe'

Any mention about being a 'heavy cummer' - comparing themselves to who?

Any mention that they like to 'lick pussy for hours' - yawn.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Any mention of being an expert with 'fingers and tongue' - I'll be the judge of that.

Any mention of 'squirting' - piss off!

Any mention of VWE or 'hung' - biased much?

Any lazy wording like 'gawjus' or 'bbe'

Any mention about being a 'heavy cummer' - comparing themselves to who?

Any mention that they like to 'lick pussy for hours' - yawn.

It's not surprising that many of those men asking for help with profiles so often have one or more of those phrases in their profile...

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

[Removed by poster at 28/02/16 16:39:10]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate the hay nice tan

I love black girls taste sweeter

Do you like whitr cock.

My colour doesn't define who I am and we aren't all the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm it literally turns my stomach! Mmmmm just yuck! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

at this stage how many men have decided to suddenly change their profiles?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Any mention of being an expert with 'fingers and tongue' - I'll be the judge of that.

Any mention of 'squirting' - piss off!

Any mention of VWE or 'hung' - biased much?

Any lazy wording like 'gawjus' or 'bbe'

Any mention about being a 'heavy cummer' - comparing themselves to who?

Any mention that they like to 'lick pussy for hours' - yawn.

All of the above and the ones that ask what am I upto at the moment...... when I'm obviously perving on Fab??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun

Wat r u up2

Bbz

Sexy

Baby

Princess

I'd ruin your ass

Also, complete lack of punctuation in 90% of the messages. Just so damn irritating.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"at this stage how many men have decided to suddenly change their profiles? "

Well if they've removed the offending phrases it'll do no harm to their chances...

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Breathing through their ears... no, you really can't.

Licking pussy for hours... thanks but I'll pass.

Heavy cummer... not an attractive prospect ever.

Calling knickers by their American name... just don't.

Any of those and quite frankly, I'd rather have a wank.

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By *ancyDrewWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Hun/honey/baby etc make me vom.

Also "hows you," hows? Really? How about no.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Interesting lack of comments from men about what puts them off.

C'mon guys, it's open to you too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone whose profile states they are good looking...

So called straight men who say they are choosy ... Yet have verifications from TVs, and bi couples....

When someone says they are clean and disease free... I should jolly well hope they are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm it literally turns my stomach! Mmmmm just yuck! X"

This^^^

Also...

What u upto? Howz ur weekend been?

How u finding fab?

All in one go!

And pretty much everything else mentioned on this thread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men claiming to be Dom put me off

Men saying they are looking for a cum slut put me off

Long stayer and quick repeater puts me off also heavy cummers

Men claiming to be firemen put me off

Black men who ask if I'd like some sexy chocolate put me off...when the fuck did that expression start anyway

Text talk to the extent I have to read the message three times and I'm still none the wiser put me off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Very Choosy" - and no veris since 15 months ago = unlikely to turn up.

"Don't want to jump into bed with just anyone" - and the rest of us do? Arrogant and judgemental.

Profiles where 80% is taken up saying what they don't like or don't want. Makes it look like a Donald Trump application form for a muslim immigrant.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hun/honey/baby etc make me vom.

Also "hows you," hows? Really? How about no."

Almost as bad as ... Heyyyyyyy..How you doin...? (A la Joey from friends)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are you finding fab made me giggle, I just replied "by typing it into google!"

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I have lost my mojo

Any form of rant

Snuggles and other forms of baby talk by an adult

Nom Nom

He he he by any older than 7

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Some of these comments are so funny!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another pet hate is 'I'm not here to shag the whole site'!

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

[Removed by poster at 28/02/16 16:55:56]

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Any form of sub/Dom shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another pet hate is 'I'm not here to shag the whole site'!

When we know full well if you offered him a meet he would

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By *exyFusionCouple
over a year ago

Near to you

"Any version of want to ruin you puts me right off, or saying they're dominant usually has me clicking onto the next profile."

This. One guy wanted to "ruin all my holes" - uh, yeah, thanks anyway LOL

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Any form of sub/Dom shit"

So much so that you had to say it twice?

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By *ruegent101Man
over a year ago

down by the river side

Bareback the ultimate put off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another pet hate is 'I'm not here to shag the whole site'!

When we know full well if you offered him a meet he would

And then some!

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Any use of the word "ruin" when related to parts of my anatomy will have me moving on the next profile immediately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that conveys a lack of respect for wome. Any slut/whore type vocabulary

NSA

Heavy cummer (indeed, yuck!)

Repeater (cums too quick)

'Who's around?' as a status

Not into email ping pong (usually means they'll barely exchange three messages before asking to meet for sex)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I guarantee I will..." you have no idea what I like, so no you don't.

Anything derogatory about women having body hair, particularly "I take care of myself & like others to do the same" because obviously not being freshly waxed means you don't bathe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when a guy describes himself as a "bull"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All the above then

Work hard play hard

I know I'm not for you but

There are loads lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Profiles where all it says is 'will fill in later' and they have been here over a year

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I don't bite..unless you want me to....

Yuch! Yuch! Yuch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Profiles where all it says is 'will fill in later' and they have been here over a year

If I ever had a message from a profile with that I'd just reply I'll get back to you later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any mention of the the word bull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dislikes in a message are

1. Hit me up, im on KIK

2. Could you handle it?? ( with attached cock pic)

3. Do you swallow!!

Profile Dislikes-

1. Will fill this in lata.

2. Dire text/slang speak

3. Sharing phone numbers or KIK for all to see.

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By *44bertCouple
over a year ago

Inverness

People with no pics saying they'll not reply to people with no pics...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well that's 90% of men's profiles on here fucked !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well that's 90% of men's profiles on here fucked !

Or rather not fucked!

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Single women who say on their profiles that they wont meet attached men, but then go ahead and message my partner on his single profile, trying to set up a meet, even though he is clear he is attached. I do wonder what they motivation for only meeting single guys? Do they want a relationship or rather the man's partner to know? In the latter case, why it say that? I suspect its often a matter of thinking the partner will be jealous or, like some of the single guys in here, that couples meet others because their current partner is not enough. It's a strange one to me ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are all goddesses in your own right and should be treated with respect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text speak. LOL this, PMSL that. ROFL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are all goddesses in your own right and should be treated with respect. "

Why would that put you off?

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Their loss, yeah right

9/10 they have had a fucking lucky escape

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wouldn't put me off sorry.

Just after reading all the statements I felt the need to compliment you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their loss, yeah right

9/10 they have had a fucking lucky escape"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Their loss, yeah right

9/10 they have had a fucking lucky escape"

Or the ones that say 'your loss' which is probably correct as they are somewhat unhinged anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who say they only chat away from the site - if I ever read the word kik or whatsapp I'm not interested. Any use of the word moist and I feel instantly sick.

I also hate when people message us asking how we are finding fab. It was a legitimate question when we first joined but not now obviously it's good otherwise we wouldn't still be here.

People who ask for face pics without sending any, someone once asked if we were still active as we hadn't been verified in a while (about 4 months) when they had none themselves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It wouldn't put me off sorry.

Just after reading all the statements I felt the need to compliment you all

Arse lickers

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I hate being called hun. Just flat out hate it. Add gawjus, bbe or any other misspelt term of endearment to the list. I also can't stand random first messages just commenting on one area of my anatomy. Combine that with textspeak and an 'mmm' and it momentarily riles me. The worse have to be the ones from 'couples' asking if I'll meet the guy alone or 'single' girls asking if I'll meet them and their fuck buddy.

Thinking about it, I have loads of literary hangups in messages. It's a wonder I've ever replied to any.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great discussion...unfortunately not one of the douche bags that sends these idiotic messages will ever read this....they don't even read the profiles.

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By *unduo000Couple
over a year ago

In and around

"Telling me that they can lick/fuck for hours or make me squirt! Yawn

Oh, yes, men obsessed with squirting make me think watch too much porn and they're just going to spend ages poking me roughly with their fingers. No thanks!"

Had that unpleasant experience, not a bloody clue! Mrs D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ok...never message anyone first. If I have a meet,then great, if not...its not the end of the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the profiles or status that say " I'm leaving a week on Monday" or "after this Friday I'm gone"

Stinks of look at me desperation yet they then don't actually go! Rather than a cry for attention just leave

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's wrong with all you ladies on here...... You get all these nice comments and you still won't drop your knickers for those fine specimens of the male verity.

Shame on you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Somewhere there will be women who love to be called cum sluts..just like some of the pics they put up,face covered in gallons of cum..it does nothing for me,but some men and women will love looking at them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" My dislikes in a message are

1. Hit me up, im on KIK

2. Could you handle it?? ( with attached cock pic)

3. Do you swallow!!

Profile Dislikes-

1. Will fill this in lata.

2. Dire text/slang speak

3. Sharing phone numbers or KIK for all to see."

yuck to can you handle it! Hate that!

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

I can deal with most things..

'txt spk' puts me off so unless they're perfect in every other way then no thanks!

I'd rather gouge my eyes out with a rusty spoon than deal with "heavy cummer". I feel sick just writing it. And if someone says it, its even worse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

guys whining about how other guys ruin the site "for all us genuine guys"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call people hun all the time

maybe i should stop!

- kelly

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Text speak, deliberate spelling errors, like "norty" or "gawjus" . 1 line messages, the inclusion of "nom-nom" ,multiple mmmm. "Are you horny "

"We are free now" despite it saying clearly that we can't meet without notice.

Language like slut etc.

In other words, most messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have lost my mojo

Any form of rant

Snuggles and other forms of baby talk by an adult

Nom Nom

He he he by any older than 7

I am always so disappointed if I like them.. then they have hehe in their profile or in a message

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

As soon as the guy puts in his message either 'what will you wear?' or 'can you bring a female friend with you?' the mood has just gone for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun.. Even my friends aren't allowed to call me hun.. Babe,baby girl, doll, Princess,.. Any term of endearment from someone I don't know, I don't like.

. And any messages that start with.. 'sorry for bothering you.. But..'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have lost my mojo

Any form of rant

Snuggles and other forms of baby talk by an adult

Nom Nom

He he he by any older than 7

I am always so disappointed if I like them.. then they have hehe in their profile or in a message

No grown man should say hehe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney University ;o)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Quality over quantity.

Their profile has a verification list longer than the novel war and peace ?

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Long_iew

We like some sexy chat, but when they get right into "she likes her asshole licked..." in the first five minutes... Umm.

Also, I have always hated the word tits and/or titties. And if you throw in some bad grammar: You got you some fine titties!" Cringe!!

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By *leepyangelCouple
over a year ago

over the hill and far away

I just hope people who read the above comments and take them in board and change his they communicate with others.

Heavy cummers.... I totally agree. Yuck!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have lost my mojo

Any form of rant

Snuggles and other forms of baby talk by an adult

Nom Nom

He he he by any older than 7

I am always so disappointed if I like them.. then they have hehe in their profile or in a message

No grown man should say hehe!"

I agree..

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

What are you into.........grates my bones!!

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Any form of sub/Dom shit"

I have to agree with that. I've no problem people doing it but I find when people actually talk about it, it just sounds pathetic. Like a childish game. All that 'owned by my Master' bollocks

Like I say, no problem people doing it but hearing people talk about it is as boring as fuck.

Anything to do with squirting.

The phrase 'totally shaven' or 'totally smooth', makes me shudder.

Profiles written in text speak or with a ridiculous amount of spelling mistakes.

An aggressive tone to a profile. Must be this. If you don't do this then I'll block you. Demanding this, that and the other. Total turn off.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Fanny.... I HATE it. Makes me think of an old pissy smelling woman (sorry to anyone with a granny called Fanny!)

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

LOL

Nothing makes me lose my lady boner quicker. Loathe it.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Heartily dislike the word fanny....not interested in VWE profiles and I say this on my profile....I am not overly keen on guys who say they can go for hours - I get bored easily so not a fan of the bang bang bang it's more fun getting a mouthful than having my insides pounded

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

White knighting, profiles that are just a long list of things men think women want to hear in an attempt to sly their way into the women's knickers.xx

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

"Profiles where all it says is 'will fill in later' and they have been here over a year

If I ever had a message from a profile with that I'd just reply I'll get back to you later

Then that would prompt unending messages of "when?...when?...when?

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By *irceWoman
over a year ago

Gloucester

Will try anything

Here for the crack

Here for a laff

I will destroy you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For me its the messages only containing... " can I suck your cock?" "Do you want a BJ"

The actual answer may be a yes.. But what happened to starting with hello? Just weird.

Oh! I'm now really self conscious about messaging women... I'm convinced I'm gonna sound like an arse. (not literally) lol.

to be fair I probably do

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Messages "may I suck your cock?" to localboy35.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messages "may I suck your cock?" to localboy35.

Haha... Like I said... The answer may be yes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are you into .......... Grrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hun

Wat r u up2

Bbz

Sexy

Baby

Princess

I'd ruin your ass

Also, complete lack of punctuation in 90% of the messages. Just so damn irritating. "

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Messages "may I suck your cock?" to localboy35.

Haha... Like I said... The answer may be yes!

But the subject is phrases that put you off, so it clearly can't be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's not much that annoys me but the 2 phrases in a message that makes me want to reply with a fuck right off are:-

Boo!

Hello trouble.

I don't know why they get to me they just do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Messages "may I suck your cock?" to localboy35.

Haha... Like I said... The answer may be yes!

But the subject is phrases that put you off, so it clearly can't be

Damn it!!! I've been rumbled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I receive a lot of messages that say 'can I ask you a question?' - just that!! Annoys the hell out of me!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Being told they are discrete. Suggesting that they come in separate components which I'll have to fit together myself. The word about not saying a word is discreet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I receive a lot of messages that say 'can I ask you a question?' - just that!! Annoys the hell out of me!"

Just say "you just did"

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

""Each to their own" gets my back up everytime and when they put "lol" at the end of a sentence.Also, "no glove, no love", all instant turn offs."

Any of the old cliches put me off.

Plus if they imply that I'm not an individual, with my own unique needs, then I'm out - this is often from the so-called doms.

The tighter the definition of what they want, the more likely that it bores me to think of it.

And those dumb lols, for no appropriate reason, shout 'twat'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's not much that annoys me but the 2 phrases in a message that makes me want to reply with a fuck right off are:-

Boo!

Hello trouble.

I don't know why they get to me they just do!"

Oh yes.. These too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't bite. Unless you want me to". That is an instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No refunds" Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's gotta be people who moan about discrimination and then have a username which plays to a discrimination. You'd never see a profile called smallcockedwhiteboy.

quality over quantity:- with 40+ veris

Only play safe with photos of mainly bareback with different cocks

People who say don't message if can't accommodate but don't accommodate themselves (what's good for the goose is good for the gander)

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By *effers5Man
over a year ago

Dublin

A lot of the people criticizing here have shit ass profiles themselves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I receive a lot of messages that say 'can I ask you a question?' - just that!! Annoys the hell out of me!

Just say "you just did""

Your profile is the funniest one I've read in a long time. Excellent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the old classic use the word ……… in your message to show you've read my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I receive a lot of messages that say 'can I ask you a question?' - just that!! Annoys the hell out of me!

Just say "you just did""

I tried that once - never again. Like trying to flush away a floater!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lot of the people criticizing here have shit ass profiles themselves "

Bitter, much?

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I receive a lot of messages that say 'can I ask you a question?' - just that!! Annoys the hell out of me!

Just say "you just did"

I tried that once - never again. Like trying to flush away a floater!!"

Haha classic. Can always tell a manc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in the area and can meet as have a hotel booked...

I'm free now...

WUU2?

I have , cum round?

Can I fuk ur mrs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in the area and can meet as have a hotel booked...

I'm free now...

WUU2?

I have , cum round?

Can I fuk ur mrs?"

Yeah I always refer them to a local escort service when they harp on about a hotel. I mean, I've nothing better to do than turn up to some random's hotel for room service?

Wuu2, I always reply with 'eh?' Or 'huh'. They normally are so confused they don't come back with anything else. Thank fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just thought of another one....

'I'm new to this'....as an excuse for a poor profile or no pics. Then you see he's been on Fab for a year. Delete.

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By *atnat85Woman
over a year ago

northwest

Hi bbe, wan2 suk my dik? I have sum Charlie....

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"I wanna lick you out"

that's something teenagers say if at all!

"Moist" that's for cakes and sandwiches

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Sounds like my profile has past the first test

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find it funny that women always say that one-line messages like 'Hi' and 'How are you' will be deleted but that's almost all the messages I get from women on every site!

Double standards much?

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By *ruegent101Man
over a year ago

down by the river side

"I find it funny that women always say that one-line messages like 'Hi' and 'How are you' will be deleted but that's almost all the messages I get from women on every site!

Double standards much? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's you.

I'll pay you

Can I muscle worship you

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Minge.

The addition of then to the end of a sentence i.e. 'how are you then?'

A man calling himself daddy (vile)

anyone asking anything sexual in a first message tbh.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Anything homophobic or racist is a huge turn off, loads of cock pics, ditto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Each to their own" gets my back up everytime and when they put "lol" at the end of a sentence.Also, "no glove, no love", all instant turn offs."

I agree with lol, I can't stand it.

Each to their own though I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I find it funny that women always say that one-line messages like 'Hi' and 'How are you' will be deleted but that's almost all the messages I get from women on every site!

Double standards much? "

Well you dudes need to stand out on here. We don't so much, so our messages are allowed to be lousier!

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

"I find it funny that women always say that one-line messages like 'Hi' and 'How are you' will be deleted but that's almost all the messages I get from women on every site!

Double standards much?

Well you dudes need to stand out on here. We don't so much, so our messages are allowed to be lousier!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ain't that the gods-honest truth... Sigh ??

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"A lot of the people criticizing here have shit ass profiles themselves "

Your point is?

The thread asks a question, which you've neglected to answer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many to list. But any messages that starts

"do you want?" Or "can I....?"

Or am I being fussy?

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"A lot of the people criticizing here have shit ass profiles themselves "

But I give good message. Can't be amazing at everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair, I think this is a fairly reasonable resource for unsure guys to take a look through and maybe consider.

I personally just think it's a bit of a whinge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can breathe through my ears. Medical fucking marvels those ones

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral

"Cash only"
Credit cards ok then

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