FabSwingers.com forum: The first rule of sexclub is?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The first rule of sexclub is?.................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont mention sex

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Full membership details including two forms of ID. One must include a picture on your first visit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Overcharge the single men

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

...have sex

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By *S RachaelTV/TS
over a year ago

Lowestoft

"Full membership details including two forms of ID. One must include a picture on your first visit. "

No means no...and no might mean yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are no rules.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Be pleasant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not speak of the sex club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Overcharge the single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No smoking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of sexclub is?................."

Your not paying for sex your paying for the facilities

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of sexclub is?.................

Your not paying for sex your paying for the facilities

Women dont usually pay

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Show respect to other customers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of sexclub is?.................

Your not paying for sex your paying for the facilities

Women dont usually pay

In that case, fancy a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of sexclub is?.................

Your not paying for sex your paying for the facilities

Women dont usually pay

In that case, fancy a shag

No im gay....so ive been told

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of sexclub is?.................

Your not paying for sex your paying for the facilities

Women dont usually pay

In that case, fancy a shag

No im gay....so ive been told

Well I've had some turn downs in my time but that takes the biscuit

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London &

....to be in the cub you don't need to have sex!

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Never talk about sex club lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Overcharge the single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of sexclub is?.................

Your not paying for sex your paying for the facilities

Women dont usually pay

In that case, fancy a shag

No im gay....so ive been told

Well I've had some turn downs in my time but that takes the biscuit

You wouldnt wanna shag me anyway

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Bring your own clearly marked unopened bottles of alcohol. Duty must be fully paid before entering the premises. All suspected bootleg brands shall be confiscated and patrons will be asked to vacate the premises. The management reserves the right to terminate membership at any time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it - If your names not down you're not coming in ? Or, if we dont like your ugly mug you're not becoming a member here?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Take all your clothes off!

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By *ancs MinxWoman
over a year ago

Burnley

Be respectful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tge white line around the bed is a force field for single men - do not cross !!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Don't expect sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No wankers!

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By *histler21Man
over a year ago

Ipswich

"The first rule of sexclub is?................."

Rule #1

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

When the lights are switched on at the end of the evening gather your clothes and leave the premises immediately

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

No wanking zombies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of sexclub is?................."

Plenty of lube for Anal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of sexclub is?................."

NEVER talk about sex club!

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By *arkstaffsMan
over a year ago

Rugeley

What happens in the club stays in the club..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What happens in the club stays in the club.."

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"No smoking. "

Use lube

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"What happens in the club stays in the club.."

Hopefully that includes std"s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of sexclub is?.................

NEVER talk about sex club!

Shhh! You're talking about it by admitting it exists

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of sexclub is?.................

NEVER talk about sex club!

Shhh! You're talking about it by admitting it exists

What exists? S e x is a shop that sells electronic stuff... oh sorry that's c e x haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The first rule of sexclub is?.................

NEVER talk about sex club!

Shhh! You're talking about it by admitting it exists

What exists? S e x is a shop that sells electronic stuff... oh sorry that's c e x haha"

Exactly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't talk about fight club!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Don't talk about fight club!

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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