FabSwingers.com forum: Tight or "bucket" fanny?

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?"

Yes.

Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

Yes.

Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.

How do I measure? Do I need to find a mouse and a wizard?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?"

Which one is easier to fish out? That will give some indication

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

Yes.

Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.

How do I measure? Do I need to find a mouse and a wizard?"

There's a scale, it starts with how many fists you can take...

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

Which one is easier to fish out? That will give some indication

I don't have a Lynx can to test with

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

Yes.

Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.

How do I measure? Do I need to find a mouse and a wizard?

There's a scale, it starts with how many fists you can take..."

I've never taken one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely it is a 'bucket fanny' if you can fit a bucket in?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many fingers?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Surely it is a 'bucket fanny' if you can fit a bucket in?

I'm going to need a smaller bucket

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?"

yes...... if you shout hello........ and then hear yourself 5 seconds later...... its a bucket!!!

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I base it on how much of my hand/fist I get get in

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"How many fingers? "

Depends whose fingers, how long we've been playing and the extent to which I'm in the mood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry but who asked. I am sure if a girl was asked if you had a bucket fanny shouldn't you be offended?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

yes...... if you shout hello........ and then hear yourself 5 seconds later...... its a bucket!!!

I can't bend over far enough to shout into my own fanny

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By *eavenscentitCouple
over a year ago

barnstaple

Just throwing this out there, maybe some cocks are just too small!!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

Which one is easier to fish out? That will give some indication

I don't have a Lynx can to test with

How about Heinz tomato soup? Don't pull too hard on the ring pull if it is a tight fit for obvious reasons.

Work your way up to 2 litres Pepsi Max and then a cantaloupe. Once you have attained that level you truly are in "bucket minge" status

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

Yes.

Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.

I always thought it was mouse's ear and clown's pocket. Though I'm sure the RSPCA would have something to say about you using a mouse's ear for fanny measurements

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Just throwing this out there, maybe some cocks are just too small!!"

They maybe small organs , but perhaps they have never played in a cathedral before

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Sorry but who asked. I am sure if a girl was asked if you had a bucket fanny shouldn't you be offended?

A man asked. I'm not particularly impressed but I've heard a lot worse. I'm wondering how I would know though. It's not something anyone has commented on.

If I was "bucket" like, it's not like anyone would tell me, I'm sure.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

Yes.

Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.

I always thought it was mouse's ear and clown's pocket. Though I'm sure the RSPCA would have something to say about you using a mouse's ear for fanny measurements

So I need a mouse, a wizard AND a clown?

This is getting complicated.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

Yes.

Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.

I always thought it was mouse's ear and clown's pocket. Though I'm sure the RSPCA would have something to say about you using a mouse's ear for fanny measurements

So I need a mouse, a wizard AND a clown?

This is getting complicated."

Or a welly top!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can take a fist so I'm in the bucket camp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least it's easy to tell because they are consistently exactly the same size, if they were designed to stretch at all it'd be a bit complicated and a ridiculous question.

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

So much chuckling here

Can't actually believe you got asked that ... Only proper answer is a bitch slap hairy side up !!!

I reckon whoever asked would be lucky to get near a fanny so can't be fussy either way !! Loooool

I do have a very special device for measuring this exact problem

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I can take a fist so I'm in the bucket camp. "

This makes no sense to me. That particular part of our anatomy is stretchy. Anyone who can relax enough, and is turned on enough, to accommodate a fist, isn't necessarily cavernous all the time.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Maybe I need to design some calipers with a grip strength gauge.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe I need to design some calipers with a grip strength gauge."

Or a man who's prepared to take the finger crushing test

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Maybe I need to design some calipers with a grip strength gauge.

Or a man who's prepared to take the finger crushing test

We could have a Britain's Strongest Fanny event. Who can lift and hold the heaviest weighted kegel thingy.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I think if someone asked me that the only concern I'd have is how quick I could find the block button!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

yes...... if you shout hello........ and then hear yourself 5 seconds later...... its a bucket!!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I managed to squeeze two big babies out of mine, but it doesn't whistle when I ride fast down a hill on my bike

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine's really really tight. I can carry a pineapple and a 2 litre bottle of up there and not drop them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's all sing together now...

"There's a bucket in my hole, dear Liza, dear Liza..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's really really tight. I can carry a pineapple and a 2 litre bottle of up there and not drop them.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?"

Obviously by me not asking women on here if they have a tight or bucket fanny is where I am going wrong.

Hopefully if I do I will be fighting them off with a stick

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Mine's really really tight. I can carry a pineapple and a 2 litre bottle of up there and not drop them.

That pineapple came out in chunks. That was the worst fruit salad I have ever tasted.

Not to mention nearly taking my eye out when you popped that cherry stone out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can take a fist so I'm in the bucket camp. "

How big a fist though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's really really tight. I can carry a pineapple and a 2 litre bottle of up there and not drop them.

I carried a watermelon!

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By *rtemisiaWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

Yes.

Mouse's pocket/wizards sleeve.

How do I measure? Do I need to find a mouse and a wizard?"

If you can find a wizard, you can ask him for precisely the kind of fanny you'd like. Failing that, enjoy the one you have!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mine's really really tight. I can carry a pineapple and a 2 litre bottle of up there and not drop them.

That pineapple came out in chunks. That was the worst fruit salad I have ever tasted.

Not to mention nearly taking my eye out when you popped that cherry stone out"

Yeah but men love it when I squirt.

It's not piss. It's brown n fizzy.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Mine's really really tight. I can carry a pineapple and a 2 litre bottle of up there and not drop them.

That pineapple came out in chunks. That was the worst fruit salad I have ever tasted.

Not to mention nearly taking my eye out when you popped that cherry stone out

Yeah but men love it when I squirt.

It's not piss. It's brown n fizzy.

You have a soda stream fanny?

Great, now I have something else to aspire to

I have fanny envy now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies of the fab forum I

you more every day!

Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is certainly an education!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Mine's really really tight. I can carry a pineapple and a 2 litre bottle of up there and not drop them.

That pineapple came out in chunks. That was the worst fruit salad I have ever tasted.

Not to mention nearly taking my eye out when you popped that cherry stone out

Yeah but men love it when I squirt.

It's not piss. It's brown n fizzy.

You have a soda stream fanny?

Great, now I have something else to aspire to

I have fanny envy now.

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shes not all that, the pepsimax comes out flat

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ladies of the fab forum I

you more every day!

Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?"

I'm looking at a 2l bottle right now and I have my legs firmly crossed!

Yikes.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Ladies of the fab forum I

you more every day!

Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?

I'm looking at a 2l bottle right now and I have my legs firmly crossed!

Yikes."

Break yourself in gently with a Ribena carton but don't forget to take the straw off the side first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid to look at hot pics just in case this thread has inspired anyone

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I'm afraid to look at hot pics just in case this thread has inspired anyone

You're anticipating photos taken with surveying equipment?

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?"

In my experience, if I can get a Buick in sideways without hitting anything and with the parktroic switched off, then we are in business

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

In my experience, if I can get a Buick in sideways without hitting anything and with the parktroic switched off, then we are in business

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prepare for the green backlash over you driving a gash guzzler [sic]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, of course I'm not all lose down there, how dare you!

But just let me back the car out and park it somewhere else first, so that there's room for you....

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

In my experience, if I can get a Buick in sideways without hitting anything and with the parktroic switched off, then we are in business

prepare for the green backlash over you driving a gash guzzler [sic]

Nuclear powered Buick; gotcha

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

In my experience, if I can get a Buick in sideways without hitting anything and with the parktroic switched off, then we are in business

prepare for the green backlash over you driving a gash guzzler [sic]

g**h guz...

I missed that one

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Dee, call round sometime and I'll measure you up and send you a report. Or if anyone else needs this service, feel free to contact me.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Dee, call round sometime and I'll measure you up and send you a report. Or if anyone else needs this service, feel free to contact me. "

Perhaps if I ever get to Belfast.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?

In my experience, if I can get a Buick in sideways without hitting anything and with the parktroic switched off, then we are in business

prepare for the green backlash over you driving a gash guzzler [sic]

g**h guz...

I missed that one

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im not a green meanie I quite like the idea of you driving round in a massive haddock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies of the fab forum I

you more every day!

Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?

I'm looking at a 2l bottle right now and I have my legs firmly crossed!

Yikes.

Break yourself in gently with a Ribena carton but don't forget to take the straw off the side first

Wish I'd seen the tip about the straw earlier.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep - bloody cheeky question - but seriously - there are a lot of women out there (real world - not just fab!) who aren't doing any - or enough - pelvic floor exercises!

When I had my oldest daughter they kept you in for five days after the birth - had you in a group exercising your pelvic floor and doing abdominal exercises 24 hrs after the birth - and several times per day after that so it was second nature by the time you left hospital! I've been doing them several times a day ever since and can grip a finger easily.

These days they discharge you the same day/following day and give you a leaflet - so a lot of women just don't do them - and consequently their pelvic floor just isn't as strong! It's a great shame! Xx

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"Ladies of the fab forum I

you more every day!

Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?

I'm looking at a 2l bottle right now and I have my legs firmly crossed!

Yikes.

Break yourself in gently with a Ribena carton but don't forget to take the straw off the side first

Wish I'd seen the tip about the straw earlier.

911; or septicaemia; your call

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

"Ladies of the fab forum I

you more every day!

Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?

I'm looking at a 2l bottle right now and I have my legs firmly crossed!

Yikes.

Break yourself in gently with a Ribena carton but don't forget to take the straw off the side first

Just read this and nearly choked laughing...still did not wake sleeping off lunch parents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always found the phrase "like throwing a sausage up market street" rather hilarious

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Ladies of the fab forum I

you more every day!

Off to find some measuring implements. Lynx can, Heinz tin, 2ltr bottle of pop you say?

I'm looking at a 2l bottle right now and I have my legs firmly crossed!

Yikes.

Break yourself in gently with a Ribena carton but don't forget to take the straw off the side first

Wish I'd seen the tip about the straw earlier.

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By *angtidy42Couple
over a year ago

Redditch

There are two places you can play an organ. In a chaple or a cathedral. It's not the size of the organ it's the type of tune you play with it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've been asked which I have. Nobody has ever commented so I have no idea.

Is there a measuring tool I can use? Maybe like the Lynx can or Sky remote men seem to use?"

Do the fist test

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