FabSwingers.com forum: fuck me mail

By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

Hi lady's because it's Friday and I love my weekend's and I love to put smiles on women's face, who wants a fuck me mail. All you gotta say is your in and I'll send you a fuck me mail.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Pulls up chair and digs hand into unfeasibly large bucket of popcorn

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Pulls up chair and digs hand into unfeasibly large bucket of popcorn "
. Are you sharing mrColgate, I'm sitting comfortably

Mrs cmy

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Pulls up chair and digs hand into unfeasibly large bucket of popcorn "

Can I have some popcorn while we wait lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why wait ? Just surprise them

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Why wait ? Just surprise them

I'm too nice to do such a thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you find some takers fella, I think most women get loads of 'fuck me' messages daily but a tailored 'made to order' one will hopefully reasonate and hit the spot with a few .. Good luck!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"Pulls up chair and digs hand into unfeasibly large bucket of popcorn . Are you sharing mrColgate, I'm sitting comfortably

Mrs cmy

Plenty to share, I also have some chic chip ice cream

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Hope you find some takers fella, I think most women get loads of 'fuck me' messages daily but a tailored 'made to order' one will hopefully reasonate and hit the spot with a few .. Good luck!

Ah it's all in the name of fun lol I don't mind not getting any takers at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you find some takers fella, I think most women get loads of 'fuck me' messages daily but a tailored 'made to order' one will hopefully reasonate and hit the spot with a few .. Good luck!

Ah it's all in the name of fun lol I don't mind not getting any takers at all "

If you don't get anyone asking for one just send a fuck you message as am sure they would appreciate that as well

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Hope you find some takers fella, I think most women get loads of 'fuck me' messages daily but a tailored 'made to order' one will hopefully reasonate and hit the spot with a few .. Good luck!

Ah it's all in the name of fun lol I don't mind not getting any takers at all

If you don't get anyone asking for one just send a fuck you message as am sure they would appreciate that as well

Ah you can't be doin that it takes the funny outta it then

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Pulls up chair and digs hand into unfeasibly large bucket of popcorn . Are you sharing mrColgate, I'm sitting comfortably

Mrs cmy

Plenty to share, I also have some chic chip ice cream "
. Ice cream and pop corn, what more could a girl want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a fuck me mail? I just get messages about IT?

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Pulls up chair and digs hand into unfeasibly large bucket of popcorn . Are you sharing mrColgate, I'm sitting comfortably

Mrs cmy

Plenty to share, I also have some chic chip ice cream . Ice cream and pop corn, what more could a girl want

Maybe a fuck me mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Made me laugh

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Made me laugh

Lmao job done so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a good day, I'll take a fuck me mail but it needs to be fully detailed please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brutey, are they being nice to you?

His "fuck me mails" are legendary...

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Pulls up chair and digs hand into unfeasibly large bucket of popcorn . Are you sharing mrColgate, I'm sitting comfortably

Mrs cmy

Plenty to share, I also have some chic chip ice cream . Ice cream and pop corn, what more could a girl want

Maybe a fuck me mail

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. I think I'll pass on the mail thanks, mr cmy sends me enough fuck me mail to get me through the day

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"I'm having a good day, I'll take a fuck me mail but it needs to be fully detailed please

I'm too young for you im outside your age range

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

In the traditions of dragons den "I'm out"

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Brutey, are they being nice to you?

His "fuck me mails" are legendary...

They are being great to me

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Fuck me.. How small is your sky remote?!

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"In the traditions of dragons den "I'm out""

It's says lady's not lads

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By *rutus83 OP Man
over a year ago

naas

"Fuck me.. How small is your sky remote?!

Lmao I love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the traditions of dragons den "I'm out"

It's says lady's not lads

You tell him Brute!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I need the real fuck me, not mails

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's a "fuck me" mail?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could return a fuck off mail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulls up chair and digs hand into unfeasibly large bucket of popcorn . Are you sharing mrColgate, I'm sitting comfortably

Mrs cmy

I'm sat comfortable with coffee and cake... plenty for everyone who wants to watch the show x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulls up chair and digs hand into unfeasibly large bucket of popcorn . Are you sharing mrColgate, I'm sitting comfortably

Mrs cmy

I'm sat comfortable with coffee and cake... plenty for everyone who wants to watch the show x"

Make that tea and cake, and I'm there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulls up chair and digs hand into unfeasibly large bucket of popcorn . Are you sharing mrColgate, I'm sitting comfortably

Mrs cmy

I'm sat comfortable with coffee and cake... plenty for everyone who wants to watch the show x

Make that tea and cake, and I'm there!

Only got Yorkshire tea is that OK?

Oh it's choc fudge cake. X"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi lady's because it's Friday and I love my weekend's and I love to put smiles on women's face, who wants a fuck me mail. All you gotta say is your in and I'll send you a fuck me mail.

it that's the only way you have of putting a smile on women's faces then god help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Explain what a fuck me mail is please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Explain what a fuck me mail is please

A message sayin " fancy a fuck?" X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi lady's because it's Friday and I love my weekend's and I love to put smiles on women's face, who wants a fuck me mail. All you gotta say is your in and I'll send you a fuck me mail.

What do we do when we get this fuck me mail??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi lady's because it's Friday and I love my weekend's and I love to put smiles on women's face, who wants a fuck me mail. All you gotta say is your in and I'll send you a fuck me mail.

What do we do when we get this fuck me mail??"

Laugh I think x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulls up chair and digs hand into unfeasibly large bucket of popcorn . Are you sharing mrColgate, I'm sitting comfortably

Mrs cmy

I'm sat comfortable with coffee and cake... plenty for everyone who wants to watch the show x

Make that tea and cake, and I'm there!

Only got Yorkshire tea is that OK?

Oh it's choc fudge cake. X"

That's a match made in heaven right there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulls up chair and digs hand into unfeasibly large bucket of popcorn . Are you sharing mrColgate, I'm sitting comfortably

Mrs cmy

I'm sat comfortable with coffee and cake... plenty for everyone who wants to watch the show x

Make that tea and cake, and I'm there!

Only got Yorkshire tea is that OK?

Oh it's choc fudge cake. X

That's a match made in heaven right there "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi lady's because it's Friday and I love my weekend's and I love to put smiles on women's face, who wants a fuck me mail. All you gotta say is your in and I'll send you a fuck me mail.

What do we do when we get this fuck me mail??

Laugh I think x"

Exactly... I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi lady's because it's Friday and I love my weekend's and I love to put smiles on women's face, who wants a fuck me mail. All you gotta say is your in and I'll send you a fuck me mail.

What do we do when we get this fuck me mail??

Laugh I think x

Exactly... I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi lady's because it's Friday and I love my weekend's and I love to put smiles on women's face, who wants a fuck me mail. All you gotta say is your in and I'll send you a fuck me mail.

What do we do when we get this fuck me mail??

Laugh I think x"

Haha i thought he might pay us all a visit since hes offering us a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me.. How small is your sky remote?!

I can't stop laughing at this cause his cock doesn't look that big in any other of his pics lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me.. How small is your sky remote?!

I can't stop laughing at this cause his cock doesn't look that big in any other of his pics lol "

Fuck me if his cock is twice size of sky remote I think he can keep his cock lol no why would I want anything that big lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deffo a mini remote lol no way is that dick the same in the other pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You made me go and look now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You made me go and look now!

Hahaha x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You made me go and look now!

Bet ur checking ur sky remote now lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww ladies, be nice to Brutus. He's a good one

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

"Fuck me.. How small is your sky remote?!

I can't stop laughing at this cause his cock doesn't look that big in any other of his pics lol "

Im not sure!.... It looks pretty big in the one with the 747 sat on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me.. How small is your sky remote?!

I can't stop laughing at this cause his cock doesn't look that big in any other of his pics lol

Im not sure!.... It looks pretty big in the one with the 747 sat on it

Now that would bring a new meaning to the mile high club lol

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

"Fuck me.. How small is your sky remote?!

I can't stop laughing at this cause his cock doesn't look that big in any other of his pics lol

Im not sure!.... It looks pretty big in the one with the 747 sat on it

Now that would bring a new meaning to the mile high club lol "

Yeah!! I'm liking the stolen bike too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck me.. How small is your sky remote?!

I can't stop laughing at this cause his cock doesn't look that big in any other of his pics lol

Im not sure!.... It looks pretty big in the one with the 747 sat on it

Now that would bring a new meaning to the mile high club lol

Yeah!! I'm liking the stolen bike too

Aww thanx

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