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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell

My child has put a while toilet roll down the toilet

It's completely blocked it

I have been at it for a while now put soda crystals down and left it

Not what I wanted to be doing this evening

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell

Any ideas

Mrs

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

A ladle to fish the bits out? A seize perhaps?

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By *angerousEyesMan
over a year ago

weston

Bog brush or mop wrapped in plastic bags (securely) can work well. But if its the whole thing still on the tube it will probe get stuck somewhere else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it literally around the U-bend? Do you have a plunger? Might need a vigorous go with that?

Good luck, other than that I'm not sure, have you Googled!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gauntlet glove and a nose peg, best of luck

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell

Yea been on Google tried mop and wire , lost the plunger ( how is that even possible )

Bad time to need a pee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do u use the toilet fresh brush thingy? The one where you clip the cleaning cloth onto the end of the plastic handle? The handle on its own can fit a small way round the u bend.

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell


"Do u use the toilet fresh brush thingy? The one where you clip the cleaning cloth onto the end of the plastic handle? The handle on its own can fit a small way round the u bend. "

No don't have one of them that's a good idea tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do u use the toilet fresh brush thingy? The one where you clip the cleaning cloth onto the end of the plastic handle? The handle on its own can fit a small way round the u bend.

No don't have one of them that's a good idea tho "

Oh bugger. Coat hanger twisted?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One of my kids did this.. With 3 toilet rolls, years ago... Plunge, plunge and more plunging... Then I'm afraid you will have to roll your sleeves up and just get your hand in there......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol mine did this I had to put my hand down and fish bits out

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell


"One of my kids did this.. With 3 toilet rolls, years ago... Plunge, plunge and more plunging... Then I'm afraid you will have to roll your sleeves up and just get your hand in there...... "

I have ha ha up to the elbows

Rah ewww blehhhhhh

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Oh bugger. Coat hanger twisted? "

I've got a old wire one that I keep for this very eventuality. Can't seem to get them any more.

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By *obwithkiltMan
over a year ago

Belton

Worst mine did was put wooden building blocks inside the fish tank. ..to hide the telephone that was in there! !! Still don't know how the got it in the gap between shelf and tank lid no fish were harmed..or children!

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell


"Oh bugger. Coat hanger twisted?

I've got a old wire one that I keep for this very eventuality. Can't seem to get them any more."

Remember being able to unlock cars when you had locked the keys in them using coat hangers in the olden days

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of my kids did this.. With 3 toilet rolls, years ago... Plunge, plunge and more plunging... Then I'm afraid you will have to roll your sleeves up and just get your hand in there......

I have ha ha up to the elbows

Rah ewww blehhhhhh "

..

Just keep doing that.. Put a plastic bag round your mop and use that to plunge (if you have a mop)... Once water starts draining a bit, poor so me boiling water down.. Then do it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I also believe credit cards used to work for that too. I never tried it though

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell


"One of my kids did this.. With 3 toilet rolls, years ago... Plunge, plunge and more plunging... Then I'm afraid you will have to roll your sleeves up and just get your hand in there......

I have ha ha up to the elbows

Rah ewww blehhhhhh

..

Just keep doing that.. Put a plastic bag round your mop and use that to plunge (if you have a mop)... Once water starts draining a bit, poor so me boiling water down.. Then do it again "

Water is currently boiling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try filling a bucket of water and pouring from height, the pressure may force the blockage out. I've had success with this method in the past.

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell


"You could try filling a bucket of water and pouring from height, the pressure may force the blockage out. I've had success with this method in the past."

Thanks ! I shall try this !

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell

Still blocked and need a pee bad times

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

pressure washer.. or call dynorod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find Durex to be a good preventative measure against situations such as these

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Still blocked and need a pee bad times "

Well you've got watersports as an interest, invite someone round and if he can't clear ya bog, have some fun

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.


"You could try filling a bucket of water and pouring from height, the pressure may force the blockage out. I've had success with this method in the past."

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell


"Still blocked and need a pee bad times

Well you've got watersports as an interest, invite someone round and if he can't clear ya bog, have some fun "

I had thought of this Hee Hee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On another note, you have really pretty feet OP

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

You probably need one of those long sidings rods which has a kind of corkscrew type thing on the end.

You stick it down and twist it until it digs into the blockage and you can pull it out.

Or it breaks it up enough for it to flush away .

You can get them in DIY places.

Otherwise it's a plumber to rod it out.

Meanwhile you'll have to pee in the sink

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Auto carrot

Sidings? WTF? Springy.....

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By *ildbillkidMan
over a year ago

where the road goes on forever

A snake , a wire cable on a spool with attachments on the end, home depot if y'all got those over there

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell


"On another note, you have really pretty feet OP "

Ah thanks !!!!

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell


"Auto carrot

Sidings? WTF? Springy....."

Auto carrot huh

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell

Was up the the elbow in the bog this morning

Fecking vile

But did it by hand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was up the the elbow in the bog this morning

Fecking vile

But did it by hand "

Have you, er, finally 'released the boys' then (metaphorically speaking?) - ew nasty job but well done on fixing it!!

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By *-angel-X OP   Woman
over a year ago

hell


"Was up the the elbow in the bog this morning

Fecking vile

But did it by hand

Have you, er, finally 'released the boys' then (metaphorically speaking?) - ew nasty job but well done on fixing it!! "

The whole bog roll

Blimmin kids lol

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Am flabbergasted that we are still discussing blocked loos 24 hours later. God I love this shit. Lol

Forums are brilliant ain't they.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Am flabbergasted that we are still discussing blocked loos 24 hours later. God I love this shit. Lol

Forums are brilliant ain't they. "

Well, metaphorically speaking (4! That's a bonus one!) talking shit about a blocked loo is like taking the piss on a watersports thread!

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