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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I've just been amusing a friend with the best excuses I've had for why people either don't turn up or can't meet. What are the best/worst you've had?

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By *rincesscaracoupleCouple
over a year ago

Saltburn


"I've just been amusing a friend with the best excuses I've had for why people either don't turn up or can't meet. What are the best/worst you've had?"

We had a guy turn up to a party, I saw him arrive in a taxi. About 15 minutes later he said he had left his cigs in the car and would just pop and get them. Obviously he was never to return!

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

I had a guy who was running late and told me he'd had a flat tyre and was at the side of the road trying to sort it.

Pretty impressive when his profile showed he was logged on on a desktop computer not a mobile device!

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

One of our meets cancelled because he was playing golf with his boss and he got his foot stuck in a rabbit hole and broke his ankle.

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By *rincesscaracoupleCouple
over a year ago

Saltburn


"One of our meets cancelled because he was playing golf with his boss and he got his foot stuck in a rabbit hole and broke his ankle."

Wrong hole!!

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

You can not make some of the excuses up

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley


"You can not make some of the excuses up"

I think you're missing the point - they do!

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

not missing the point at all

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"One of our meets cancelled because he was playing golf with his boss and he got his foot stuck in a rabbit hole and broke his ankle.

Wrong hole!! "

Haha...That's never been said by P before as in her opinion any hole's a goal

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon

"Omg sorry it was the last episode in the series I so forgot"

Stood up for Pretty Little Liars bad for the self confidence that .... Plus it was after a four hour drive and it was raining !! Not a good day

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By *pl4funalwaysCouple
over a year ago

Murton

Not a funny excuse but had a couple say they where on the way and txt us saying there mam had just passed away . only to have put a new meet now on and a status update an hour later saying they are looking for fun and can accommodate

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon


"Not a funny excuse but had a couple say they where on the way and txt us saying there mam had just passed away . only to have put a new meet now on and a status update an hour later saying they are looking for fun and can accommodate "

Ouch !! That's a bit too low to be honest !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a funny excuse but had a couple say they where on the way and txt us saying there mam had just passed away . only to have put a new meet now on and a status update an hour later saying they are looking for fun and can accommodate

Ouch !! That's a bit too low to be honest !!"

Didn't you know you're allowed two grandparents and one parents funeral per year?

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By *empting Devil. OP   Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"Not a funny excuse but had a couple say they where on the way and txt us saying there mam had just passed away . only to have put a new meet now on and a status update an hour later saying they are looking for fun and can accommodate "

Why not just say they'd changed their mind?

I had a guy cancel on me cos his mother had been rushed into hospital with a heart attack.

I was rather impressed since he'd told me a couple of months previously that he wasn't meeting because his mother had just died and he was really upset and busy with the funeral

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By *rincesscaracoupleCouple
over a year ago

Saltburn


"Not a funny excuse but had a couple say they where on the way and txt us saying there mam had just passed away . only to have put a new meet now on and a status update an hour later saying they are looking for fun and can accommodate

Why not just say they'd changed their mind?

I had a guy cancel on me cos his mother had been rushed into hospital with a heart attack.

I was rather impressed since he'd told me a couple of months previously that he wasn't meeting because his mother had just died and he was really upset and busy with the funeral "

Bloody good trick if you can do it!

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By *helbeeCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Either car has broke down that's a good one ive heard

A sick relative in hospital another

Another sorry I've got to work late

I call them sales rep excuses

We have all heard them all

Why can't people be honest an say " sorry i don't want to meet" etc a lot easier tbh

I can see through silly excuses a mile off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a funny excuse but had a couple say they where on the way and txt us saying there mam had just passed away . only to have put a new meet now on and a status update an hour later saying they are looking for fun and can accommodate

Ouch !! That's a bit too low to be honest !!

Didn't you know you're allowed two grandparents and one parents funeral per year? "

Statically, grandparents are most likely to die around the same time university students have exams... based on requests for extenuating circumstances

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

I was sat in my car waiting as arranged for the guy to show

He didnt show , so I went on line ...and he had left me a message

"I'm sorry I carnt come to meet you , I have the baliffs in my house wanting to take my things , there must be a mistake"

.... er NEXT !!

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By *ecretgamesMan
over a year ago

the moon


"I was sat in my car waiting as arranged for the guy to show

He didnt show , so I went on line ...and he had left me a message

"I'm sorry I carnt come to meet you , I have the baliffs in my house wanting to take my things , there must be a mistake"

.... er NEXT !! "

Omfg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a guy say his employer had called him to go out to an oil rig and there was no signal from out there. He had two days to send a "sawry carnt make it" text. Shows how much he cared.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

After 5-6 messages back and forth and compliments upon how I look and my figure, a couple then told me, 'Oh sorry, we didn't realise you were TG. We're looking for a single bi fem...'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One of our meets cancelled because he was playing golf with his boss and he got his foot stuck in a rabbit hole and broke his ankle."

That's so daft it's prob true lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You seem a lovely guy i dont know why i dont wanna meet you

Just be honest i can take it lol

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"After 5-6 messages back and forth and compliments upon how I look and my figure, a couple then told me, 'Oh sorry, we didn't realise you were TG. We're looking for a single bi fem...'

"

And Specsavers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Them " we on way just come down the canal now on push bike"

Us " ok see you soon "

A hour later

Them " sorry guys it started raining so we went home. Just wait for a lift "

" ok no worries see you when u get here"

Them " in car now be 20 min"

Is " ok I'll get kettle on"

Them " sorry had to go back home he was sick just round the corner"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a guy who was running late and told me he'd had a flat tyre and was at the side of the road trying to sort it.

Pretty impressive when his profile showed he was logged on on a desktop computer not a mobile device! "
I used to take my laptop in car why could he not be on laptop ?

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By *ideswasMan
over a year ago

Glos,Wilts,Worcs,Oxon, Birmingham etc

Well apart from the usual excuses I get from time to time i.e."ive just been called into work" "my granny has been taken ill unexplectedly" etc. etc. The absolute best excuse I've had on FAB for a no show was just two hours before the meet was due to happen and I kid you not, she said, "really sorry but have just read my horoscope and the moons in aquarius so its best that I dont leave the house today" of course, not surprsingly, 48 hours later her profile was gone.

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By *VBethTV/TS
over a year ago

Chester


"Well apart from the usual excuses I get from time to time i.e."ive just been called into work" "my granny has been taken ill unexplectedly" etc. etc. The absolute best excuse I've had on FAB for a no show was just two hours before the meet was due to happen and I kid you not, she said, "really sorry but have just read my horoscope and the moons in aquarius so its best that I dont leave the house today" of course, not surprsingly, 48 hours later her profile was gone."

And we have a winner!

I'm personally amazed by just how unreliable cars seem to be... Soooo many breakdowns it's frightening.

Get those cars serviced Fabbers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've had them all now! No real good ones tho, use your imagination folk!! If your gonna back out, at least make it good! We all no it's bollocks so make it as elaborate as you like!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm outside in the car, I had to bring my 2 kids with me as my weekend to take them, I don't want to lock them in the car again, do you have a spare room I can put them in !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had to turn down a social meet due to work. I gave her plenty of notice as I knew from lunchtime there was no way I was going to finish at a reasonable time .

Not really a poor excuse, it was the truth

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By *llie RoseWoman
over a year ago

By the seaside

Sorry I didn't turn up. I was arrested on my way to see you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for the window cleaner to finish ...... All I can say is he must have lived in Buckingham Palace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've just been amusing a friend with the best excuses I've had for why people either don't turn up or can't meet. What are the best/worst you've had?"

My car has just been run into outside the pub, when I said I'll come outside and wait with you he replied no the pub the other end of the village, there is no other pub lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is times I have been driving to meets praying I don't crash because I know how terrible it would look if I did!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular


"I had a guy who was running late and told me he'd had a flat tyre and was at the side of the road trying to sort it.

Pretty impressive when his profile showed he was logged on on a desktop computer not a mobile device! "

I use the desktop on my mobile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not a funny excuse but had a couple say they where on the way and txt us saying there mam had just passed away . only to have put a new meet now on and a status update an hour later saying they are looking for fun and can accommodate

Ouch !! That's a bit too low to be honest !!

Didn't you know you're allowed two grandparents and one parents funeral per year?

Statically, grandparents are most likely to die around the same time university students have exams... based on requests for extenuating circumstances"

I'm about to have my exams, still working on dissertation and other essay . That being said I wouldn't lie about it, or be stupid enough to plan a meet during exam time...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was driving along the coast road, when a giant sea monster rose out the water and a huge tenticle grabbed and crushed my car. Obviously i am shaken up.. Wet.. And covered in sea.. So i am not able to make it. Yours sincerely mr. P Blancmange .. Howz at for am excuse ?

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