FabSwingers.com forum: Too many expletives

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On here of late.

Come on guys (mainly) there's no need for swearing on every day life, save of for the bedroom (or playroom)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off

*come on, like no one was expecting it*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't noticed that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck off

*come on, like no one was expecting it*"

Take that hat off and go feck yourself

There's ways of saying things, but the use of the C word in forum chat is not very nice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CUNT.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooo COCK!!!!

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Absofuckingbastardcuntinglutely.

Or to put it another way, cunt off, fuckface. I like swearing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chaffinch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the women have their input? Fuckshitbollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sigh!

I guess I asked for it, you lot are comlete assfukkerwankshites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My personal favourite is BIG FAT HAIRY BOLLOCKS. Aaaahhhh that's better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CRISPS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too much inappropriate use of exclamation marks as well !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bloody bastard bugger bum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sigh!

I guess I asked for it, you lot are comlete assfukkerwankshites

There is no need for that kind if language, see you next Tuesday lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock cock cock cock !!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck u!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sigh!

I guess I asked for it, you lot are comlete assfukkerwankshites

There is no need for that kind if language, see you next Tuesday lol

No no no!!!! (!

) You can't have that, you need to mix it up with the text talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cock cock cock cock !!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck u!!!!!!!!!!

Said every man who has ever had brewers droop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knob rot wank stain!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here of late.

Come on guys (mainly) there's no need for swearing on every day life, save of for the bedroom (or playroom)

Suck my dick

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By *lle adie 2Woman
over a year ago

newcastle upon tyne

No need for swearing, more words in English language to use...

I'm put off by any person that swears

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

"CUNT."

Cunt beat me to it again

BOLLOCKS!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sigh!

I guess I asked for it, you lot are comlete assfukkerwankshites

There is no need for that kind if language, see you next Tuesday lol

No no no!!!! (!

) You can't have that, you need to mix it up with the text talk "

Sorry

Der no nd fa lngige lk dat, see you next Tuesday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sigh!

I guess I asked for it, you lot are comlete assfukkerwankshites

There is no need for that kind if language, see you next Tuesday lol

No no no!!!! (!

) You can't have that, you need to mix it up with the text talk

Sorry

Der no nd fa lngige lk dat, see you next Tuesday

That's when I need the crying with laughter emoticon

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On here of late.

Come on guys (mainly) there's no need for swearing on every day life, save of for the bedroom (or playroom)

Suck my dick

If only you was closer haha

To all out there tonight... suck my cock til it cums over your face ya slappers

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

As a result of this thread I have gone off to read the Wordsworth Dictionary of Obscenity and Taboo and discovered that the first record of cunt as a person's name was in 1291 and it was Gunoka Cuntles. If ever I change my username, that is so going on the shortlist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here of late.

Come on guys (mainly) there's no need for swearing on every day life, save of for the bedroom (or playroom)

Suck my dick

If only you was closer haha

To all out there tonight... suck my cock til it cums over your face ya slappers

God bless you and enjoy your prim and proper life willy nibbler

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who's questioning mark??????????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"On here of late.

Come on guys (mainly) there's no need for swearing on every day life, save of for the bedroom (or playroom)

Suck my dick

If only you was closer haha

To all out there tonight... suck my cock til it cums over your face ya slappers

God bless you and enjoy your prim and proper life willy nibbler

Now that's the sort of comeback I think is funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How fucking patronising

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"Too much inappropriate use of exclamation marks as well !!!"

Bollocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As a result of this thread I have gone off to read the Wordsworth Dictionary of Obscenity and Taboo and discovered that the first record of cunt as a person's name was in 1291 and it was Gunoka Cuntles. If ever I change my username, that is so going on the shortlist."

That's my family, I'm from a ling line if cunts, my father was a cunt, as was his father before him, there has been cunts in Birmingham since tudor times, there still are a few in aston, there are thousands in fact, but then again there are cunts in small heath, walsal, wolverhampton, in fact you can't throw a sick in the west midlands without hurting one cunt or another, us cunts are every where, in Germany there are many cunts, (spelled kunts) so if there are towels in the sun lounger, its probably some German kunts, its a shame for the girls, because that day times when they have to stop being a cunt and get married, even though my sister is now a focker, I still see her as a cunt, and she will.be a cunt forever in my eyes, not that I've git anything against the focker shes married to, he's one focker not to be messed with, but I hate his cousins, the wankers, their names Jones.

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

My ex-wife used to use a lot of expletives so I took her to the doctor to discuss the possibility of her having Tourettes. He said there was nothing wrong with her and that I really was a cunt and she really did want me to fuck off.......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My ex-wife used to use a lot of expletives so I took her to the doctor to discuss the possibility of her having Tourettes. He said there was nothing wrong with her and that I really was a cunt and she really did want me to fuck off.......

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

CAKE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CUNT CAKE????!!!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"CUNT CAKE????!!!"

Oh you know how to woo a girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CUNT CAKE????!!!"

Gross

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm swearing in my head does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CUNT CAKE????!!!

Oh you know how to woo a girl!

Do you like to be wooed, I bet I'm wooeder, and weely Wong

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

"CUNT CAKE????!!!

Oh you know how to woo a girl!

In that case...

MINGE PASTY!!!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I do not spew profanities.

I enunciate them clearly.

Like a fucking lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I do not spew profanities.

I enunciate them clearly.

Like a fucking lady. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CUNT CAKE????!!!

Oh you know how to woo a girl!

In that case...

MINGE PASTY!!!"

I shit you not, I had a cheese burger pasty from the pound bakery today, it was so wrong how right it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MINGE PASTY!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CUNT CAKE????!!!

Oh you know how to woo a girl!

In that case...

MINGE PASTY!!!

I shit you not, I had a cheese burger pasty from the pound bakery today, it was so wrong how right it was

I shit you not, that you'll be shitting that right out later....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CUNT CAKE????!!!

Oh you know how to woo a girl!

In that case...

MINGE PASTY!!!

I shit you not, I had a cheese burger pasty from the pound bakery today, it was so wrong how right it was

I shit you not, that you'll be shitting that right out later....

I doubt it, its going to clog my arteries for about a week first lol

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I often feel I swear too much but I'm an angel compared to the norm out there.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"CUNT CAKE????!!!

Oh you know how to woo a girl!

In that case...

MINGE PASTY!!!"

Oh you dirty dirty girl!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"CUNT CAKE????!!!

Oh you know how to woo a girl!

In that case...

MINGE PASTY!!!"

Do greggs sell thess pasties

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Who the fucking hell is fucking moaning about too fucking much fucking swearing?

For fuck's sake. It's a site for grown ups, (allegedly), so I'll fucking swear if I fucking want to. So fucking there.

And bollocks and shit twizzles to anyone who doesn't fucking like it.

Capisce?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Frig!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Frig!"

Woah, you just went way past the line.

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"Frig!"

Scoundrel

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Twatfaced fappers

Bum hole titty kickers

Farty faced cock stroppers

so there with brass knobs on ya clunge jockeys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear far too much!

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I love using the term.... Addlepated Clodpolls. (apparently, it isn't very complimentary!).

Or to people I know, "Get back home, your village is missing its idiot!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My business's tag line is "I'm fucking brilliant" it's just wonderful how a tad of swearing adds a little spice into a day xx

Mwah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My business's tag line is "I'm fucking brilliant" it's just wonderful how a tad of swearing adds a little spice into a day xx

Mwah x "

Fuckin' a

(Done that in an aussie accent)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you can go suck a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sooooo getting in on this action.

*takes deep breath.........

Anddddddddddddd

BLIMEY!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was supposed to be trying to stop the casual swearing for Lent. It really hasn't been going well so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was supposed to be trying to stop the casual swearing for Lent. It really hasn't been going well so far

Have you been saying c*nt again?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was supposed to be trying to stop the casual swearing for Lent. It really hasn't been going well so far

Have you been saying c*nt again?

Maybe

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

I haven't given up swearing for lent for a long time, wouldn't be easy these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I married a cunt a cunt, I married a country girl. Fuck you fuck you for curiosity.

We had a shag a shag, we had a shaggy dog. Fuck you fuck you for curiosity.

She loved my knob my knob, she loved my knobly kness. Fuck you fuck you for curiosity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On here of late.

Come on guys (mainly) there's no need for swearing on every day life, save of for the bedroom (or playroom)

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they are just words they mean nothing unless said in anger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Actually i love a good swear word. Especially when someone posh says fuck..Best thing ever

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got told to wash my mouth out for a few fuckings and the odd bollocks as apparently my mother wouldn't be impressed!

I think my swearing on here would be least thing my mother wouldn't be impressed about.

It's funny after a lifetime in the building trade, I do have a habit of effing and jeffing and it really is just second nature, however it's not endemic, it's used amongst adults, I don't swear at home,I rarely swear in front of my mother, never in front of the kids unless it slips out while driving!.

I've never quite understood peoples offence to a different word to describe sex or a vagina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh piddly wig!

Golly gosh!

Oh flippy flop!

.... swearing Peachy and HighHeels style!

You have to be there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was supposed to be trying to stop the casual swearing for Lent. It really hasn't been going well so far

Have you been saying c*nt again?

Maybe

Only maybe????????????

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