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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place

so just what is your cut off point on profiles ...mine is 3 long, paragraphs after that i go glassy eyed get bored of all the rules and move on ...

pd

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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6"

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"6""

trust you ....lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is long and staying long... If someone can't be arsed reading that much we'd be unlikely to be that bothered lol...

Tried short.. then you spend ages explaining stuff, simple stuff.. tried longer, even I got bored writing it..

I'll read loads if it seems worth it

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Ours is long and staying long... If someone can't be arsed reading that much we'd be unlikely to be that bothered lol...

Tried short.. then you spend ages explaining stuff, simple stuff.. tried longer, even I got bored writing it..

I'll read loads if it seems worth it "

yep i agree with it not mattering if its long if its a good read. If its full of capitals saying "you will not" etc then i tend to turn off.

yours is a great example of how to put across your "rules" without being aggressive...and giving enough initial information for someone to get a feel for compatability

shame you're so far away

xx

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"Ours is long and staying long... If someone can't be arsed reading that much we'd be unlikely to be that bothered lol...

Tried short.. then you spend ages explaining stuff, simple stuff.. tried longer, even I got bored writing it..

I'll read loads if it seems worth it

yep i agree with it not mattering if its long if its a good read. If its full of capitals saying "you will not" etc then i tend to turn off.

yours is a great example of how to put across your "rules" without being aggressive...and giving enough initial information for someone to get a feel for compatability

shame you're so far away

xx

"

exactly some read like a list of rules from a pow camp ...i just read one and it was a novel i swear ..it took me 15 mins ...to much info then at bottom put no single guys any more ......why not at the top ffsake ...grrrrrrrrr

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"Ours is long and staying long... If someone can't be arsed reading that much we'd be unlikely to be that bothered lol...

Tried short.. then you spend ages explaining stuff, simple stuff.. tried longer, even I got bored writing it..

I'll read loads if it seems worth it "

notts yours is not long trust me !!!!!!

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"6"

trust you ....lmfao"

What did I say wrong, six inches is length should give you an idea if you are interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my profile is quite long but hey ho i have a lot of jokes on there, some profiles are longer than mine, but i find some profiles very boring same thing said over and over again

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"my profile is quite long but hey ho i have a lot of jokes on there, some profiles are longer than mine, but i find some profiles very boring same thing said over and over again"

me too ...maybe i am at a low ebb but i find mabelines the most inventive at the moment and it speaks volumes ....most of it in tongues but hey you can see it as a piece of art

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen

i dunno, i keep adding to mine all the time, the "todo" list is getting longer and longer all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nearly choked on my Red Bull and Viagra when I read maybellines ff's lol....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ours is long and staying so. saying that it is towards the bottom that we say no single guys. it is funny when we get the "we have read your profile blah blah" and obviously havent read all of it. they normally get asked to read all the profile lol

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"i dunno, i keep adding to mine all the time, the "todo" list is getting longer and longer all the time "

todo is fine ...dont do is fine too ,but why do people do big long lists its aggressive and drab.Then follow on with a long boring diatribe repeating the dont do list ...with a paragraph at end saying if you comply then we would love to hear from you .....i mean people moan people dont read profiles ...some of em ramble on and on and on and on .....a bit like this post

pd over and out

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By *Brinksy xxWoman
over a year ago

Halesowen


"i dunno, i keep adding to mine all the time, the "todo" list is getting longer and longer all the time

todo is fine ...dont do is fine too ,but why do people do big long lists its aggressive and drab.Then follow on with a long boring diatribe repeating the dont do list ...with a paragraph at end saying if you comply then we would love to hear from you .....i mean people moan people dont read profiles ...some of em ramble on and on and on and on .....a bit like this post

pd over and out "

i do tend to agree with you about the capitals and the demands, but you're forgetting some people are just plain stupid and need things in big letters! each to their own eh... now shurrup and add a bit more info to yer profile

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place

[Removed by poster at 30/06/09 10:22:56]

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"i dunno, i keep adding to mine all the time, the "todo" list is getting longer and longer all the time

todo is fine ...dont do is fine too ,but why do people do big long lists its aggressive and drab.Then follow on with a long boring diatribe repeating the dont do list ...with a paragraph at end saying if you comply then we would love to hear from you .....i mean people moan people dont read profiles ...some of em ramble on and on and on and on .....a bit like this post

pd over and out

i do tend to agree with you about the capitals and the demands, but you're forgetting some people are just plain stupid and need things in big letters! each to their own eh... now shurrup and add a bit more info to yer profile "

you horny bitch ....more is less they say ....and the phone is easier ...pmsl ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit. "

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today "

i know...lovely isnt it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it "

im finding it quite a turn on

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit. "

bang on that man ,i am gonna burn me Y fronts in protest !!!!

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on"

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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"bang on that man ,i am gonna burn me Y fronts in protest !!!!"

Make sure you remove em first

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ? "

Wishy get your coat man they are dribbling ..!!!!!

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"bang on that man ,i am gonna burn me Y fronts in protest !!!!

Make sure you remove em first"

hey i never wear em its why i can burn em an aged aunt keeps buyin em me for xmas bless ...thinks i am still at school i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ? "

not a chance but will be fun trying

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

not a chance but will be fun trying"

hey ...wishy can whip you both into shape ....so less lip ...!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

not a chance but will be fun trying

hey ...wishy can whip you both into shape ....so less lip ...!!!"

yeah yeah yeah

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

not a chance but will be fun trying

hey ...wishy can whip you both into shape ....so less lip ...!!!

yeah yeah yeah "

definitely be fun trying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

Wishy get your coat man they are dribbling ..!!!!!"

oooeer... slimey buggers! I may have to hose 'em down before I shag 'em... and as for not being able to service both of yas... ur talking to a man who's wife has just given birth and baby sees more action than I do at the moment ... I'm fucking gagging for it!!!

(think red rag to a bull)

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

not a chance but will be fun trying

hey ...wishy can whip you both into shape ....so less lip ...!!!

yeah yeah yeah

definitely be fun trying "

you girls are so lightweight ....you can be swept aside and made to boo hoo with pleasure with out even breaking into a sweat ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

not a chance but will be fun trying

hey ...wishy can whip you both into shape ....so less lip ...!!!

yeah yeah yeah

definitely be fun trying

you girls are so lightweight ....you can be swept aside and made to boo hoo with pleasure with out even breaking into a sweat ...

"

BOLLOX

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

Wishy get your coat man they are dribbling ..!!!!!

oooeer... slimey buggers! I may have to hose 'em down before I shag 'em... and as for not being able to service both of yas... ur talking to a man who's wife has just given birth and baby sees more action than I do at the moment ... I'm fucking gagging for it!!!

(think red rag to a bull) "

well its hot enough today for a good hose down to be acceptable foreplay if thats all you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

Wishy get your coat man they are dribbling ..!!!!!

oooeer... slimey buggers! I may have to hose 'em down before I shag 'em... and as for not being able to service both of yas... ur talking to a man who's wife has just given birth and baby sees more action than I do at the moment ... I'm fucking gagging for it!!!

(think red rag to a bull)

well its hot enough today for a good hose down to be acceptable foreplay if thats all you have"

waves red flag....coooomooon bull boy

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

Wishy get your coat man they are dribbling ..!!!!!

oooeer... slimey buggers! I may have to hose 'em down before I shag 'em... and as for not being able to service both of yas... ur talking to a man who's wife has just given birth and baby sees more action than I do at the moment ... I'm fucking gagging for it!!!

(think red rag to a bull)

well its hot enough today for a good hose down to be acceptable foreplay if thats all you have"

Walks down hill at leisurely pace,winks at sprite and nods at empty barn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

barn....pure class...not

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

Wishy get your coat man they are dribbling ..!!!!!

oooeer... slimey buggers! I may have to hose 'em down before I shag 'em... and as for not being able to service both of yas... ur talking to a man who's wife has just given birth and baby sees more action than I do at the moment ... I'm fucking gagging for it!!!

(think red rag to a bull)

well its hot enough today for a good hose down to be acceptable foreplay if thats all you have

Walks down hill at leisurely pace,winks at sprite and nods at empty barn "

are you looking for the bull wishy was talking about

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

Wishy get your coat man they are dribbling ..!!!!!

oooeer... slimey buggers! I may have to hose 'em down before I shag 'em... and as for not being able to service both of yas... ur talking to a man who's wife has just given birth and baby sees more action than I do at the moment ... I'm fucking gagging for it!!!

(think red rag to a bull)

well its hot enough today for a good hose down to be acceptable foreplay if thats all you have

Walks down hill at leisurely pace,winks at sprite and nods at empty barn

are you looking for the bull wishy was talking about "

Winks and flashes ring through node and tight buttocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I can't stand the single fem profiles that rant on about how she's in for herself and she don't want this, don't want that, must be this, must be that, bladi-bladi-blah... gets me hitting the 'Back' button after 5 seconds of it. Boring shit.

oooh wishy you are sooo harsh today

i know...lovely isnt it

im finding it quite a turn on

me tooo,,, think he can handle us both together ?

not a chance but will be fun trying

hey ...wishy can whip you both into shape ....so less lip ...!!!

yeah yeah yeah

definitely be fun trying

you girls are so lightweight ....you can be swept aside and made to boo hoo with pleasure with out even breaking into a sweat ...

BOLLOX "

yeah you can suck them too while you bleat on about mmmmm love it .... ...mmm ohhh yeah ....then cry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!! "

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

.


"

Winks and flashes ring through node and tight buttocks "

os that two typos, nose and bullocks

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!! "

come to think of it thats a cracker ...we could do the whole posse at once ...pmsl

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!! "

takes me back to the maternity ward

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

We've got one PD. Anymore for anymore?

**

** Mental note to self: Search profiles for swinging farmer who has a barn.

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!! "

Cheeky begger lol. I heard a tale about the farmers son 2 miles from me who experimented with the milking machine. You dont get your milk from asda do you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

Cheeky begger lol. I heard a tale about the farmers son 2 miles from me who experimented with the milking machine. You dont get your milk from asda do you??? "

PMSFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

Cheeky begger lol. I heard a tale about the farmers son 2 miles from me who experimented with the milking machine. You dont get your milk from asda do you??? "

FUCK!!! Where's Penistone!!!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

Cheeky begger lol. I heard a tale about the farmers son 2 miles from me who experimented with the milking machine. You dont get your milk from asda do you???

FUCK!!! Where's Penistone!!! "

The milk goes up to the North east from his farm

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

knew there was a reason i didnt drink milk !

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

come to think of it thats a cracker ...we could do the whole posse at once ...pmsl "

Well im sure i could get the use of the milking room after hours, but your doing the attaching as them machines would suck a bowling ball up a hosepipe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WHY IS IT A THREAD ALWAYS TURNS TO SEX? OR RUDENESS (SOUNDS LIKE IAM 3)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"WHY IS IT A THREAD ALWAYS TURNS TO SEX? OR RUDENESS (SOUNDS LIKE IAM 3) "

er... coz it's good fun!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

Mr pd has a possible kink on dairy milking machines. I was warning him of the dangers. Wouldn't want his danglers sucked off if he fell over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

come to think of it thats a cracker ...we could do the whole posse at once ...pmsl

Well im sure i could get the use of the milking room after hours, but your doing the attaching as them machines would suck a bowling ball up a hosepipe!"

OI! Stop ruining me feckin' dream will ya!! You start posting things like that and we'll never get the pussy posse in the feckin yard let alone drive 'em into the barn for milking!!

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

come to think of it thats a cracker ...we could do the whole posse at once ...pmsl

Well im sure i could get the use of the milking room after hours, but your doing the attaching as them machines would suck a bowling ball up a hosepipe!

OI! Stop ruining me feckin' dream will ya!! You start posting things like that and we'll never get the pussy posse in the feckin yard let alone drive 'em into the barn for milking!! "

you kidding they cant get single guys for the charity do ...theyll have there tits sucked in a pen and like it ..!!!!!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

come to think of it thats a cracker ...we could do the whole posse at once ...pmsl

Well im sure i could get the use of the milking room after hours, but your doing the attaching as them machines would suck a bowling ball up a hosepipe!

OI! Stop ruining me feckin' dream will ya!! You start posting things like that and we'll never get the pussy posse in the feckin yard let alone drive 'em into the barn for milking!!

you kidding they cant get single guys for the charity do ...theyll have there tits sucked in a pen and like it ..!!!!!"

Im behaving dont draw me in *whistles and kicks straw on floor*

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over a year ago


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

come to think of it thats a cracker ...we could do the whole posse at once ...pmsl

Well im sure i could get the use of the milking room after hours, but your doing the attaching as them machines would suck a bowling ball up a hosepipe!

OI! Stop ruining me feckin' dream will ya!! You start posting things like that and we'll never get the pussy posse in the feckin yard let alone drive 'em into the barn for milking!!

you kidding they cant get single guys for the charity do ...theyll have there tits sucked in a pen and like it ..!!!!!

Im behaving dont draw me in *whistles and kicks straw on floor* "

Ya pussy!... Rebel, man! Up the solidaristos!!!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

come to think of it thats a cracker ...we could do the whole posse at once ...pmsl

Well im sure i could get the use of the milking room after hours, but your doing the attaching as them machines would suck a bowling ball up a hosepipe!

OI! Stop ruining me feckin' dream will ya!! You start posting things like that and we'll never get the pussy posse in the feckin yard let alone drive 'em into the barn for milking!!

you kidding they cant get single guys for the charity do ...theyll have there tits sucked in a pen and like it ..!!!!!

Im behaving dont draw me in *whistles and kicks straw on floor*

Ya pussy!... Rebel, man! Up the solidaristos!!! "

Noooo i might get spanked

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By *leasureDome OP   Man
over a year ago

all over the place


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

come to think of it thats a cracker ...we could do the whole posse at once ...pmsl

Well im sure i could get the use of the milking room after hours, but your doing the attaching as them machines would suck a bowling ball up a hosepipe!

OI! Stop ruining me feckin' dream will ya!! You start posting things like that and we'll never get the pussy posse in the feckin yard let alone drive 'em into the barn for milking!!

you kidding they cant get single guys for the charity do ...theyll have there tits sucked in a pen and like it ..!!!!!

Im behaving dont draw me in *whistles and kicks straw on floor*

Ya pussy!... Rebel, man! Up the solidaristos!!! "

pikey what ya scared of Boy ....they respect macho men ,get the chest out and say fuckem or even do it bitch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

come to think of it thats a cracker ...we could do the whole posse at once ...pmsl

Well im sure i could get the use of the milking room after hours, but your doing the attaching as them machines would suck a bowling ball up a hosepipe!

OI! Stop ruining me feckin' dream will ya!! You start posting things like that and we'll never get the pussy posse in the feckin yard let alone drive 'em into the barn for milking!!

you kidding they cant get single guys for the charity do ...theyll have there tits sucked in a pen and like it ..!!!!!

Im behaving dont draw me in *whistles and kicks straw on floor*

Ya pussy!... Rebel, man! Up the solidaristos!!!

Noooo i might get spanked "

Are the words "I have a cunning plan" winging their ill-conceived way in the direction of this conversation?

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone


"I think it was a milking shed, not a barn. Could be mistaken though.

Why is it I find the thought of hooking a woman up to a milking machine in a barn and milking her so fookin' horny!!!

come to think of it thats a cracker ...we could do the whole posse at once ...pmsl

Well im sure i could get the use of the milking room after hours, but your doing the attaching as them machines would suck a bowling ball up a hosepipe!

OI! Stop ruining me feckin' dream will ya!! You start posting things like that and we'll never get the pussy posse in the feckin yard let alone drive 'em into the barn for milking!!

you kidding they cant get single guys for the charity do ...theyll have there tits sucked in a pen and like it ..!!!!!

Im behaving dont draw me in *whistles and kicks straw on floor*

Ya pussy!... Rebel, man! Up the solidaristos!!!

pikey what ya scared of Boy ....they respect macho men ,get the chest out and say fuckem or even do it bitch "

You never heard of the chicken hawk?

It lays down and pretends to be dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so just what is your cut off point on profiles ...mine is 3 long, paragraphs after that i go glassy eyed get bored of all the rules and move on ...

pd "

same ere dont want a profile like war and peace.lol...toooo long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mines not bad however I don't mind either Reading long profiles either as some are humerous it kind of introduction to whom you may meet LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"so just what is your cut off point on profiles ...mine is 3 long, paragraphs after that i go glassy eyed get bored of all the rules and move on ...

pd same ere dont want a profile like war and peace.lol...toooo long "

Nothing wrong with a decent sized profile if its funny. But I don't read too much into a bad profile, as not everyone is a budding Hemmingway. Besides, some of the bad ones come across that way because of some of the abusive numpties on here, who don't read the profile properly and mail them regardless of whether or not they're what the profiler wants.

And I ain't knocking anyone else's because mine might be a pile of cack to someone else

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

I like reading profiles.

Some of them are funny - and some of them are just plain awful but still make me laugh anyway...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im glad you liked mine

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By *teve_SoleilCouple
over a year ago

Malaysia

We think long is better... So don't have to do too many e-mails back to back....take time...:D...but need to paragraph it well...and use full stop...:D or it gets annoying and confusing to read...:D

I know some guys don't read profile but it seems we have been having less and less messages these days...I think they are behaving or maybe we are losing our touch...:D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well mine has been everything from two words ( which apparantly makes people choke!) to something that has rivaled war and peace and everything inbetween.

I like to read ones that reflect a bit of a persons personality in them and size is irrelevant...apparently!

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