FabSwingers.com forum: pipecleaners

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Handy little things, and quite fun.

You dont even need a pipe!

Ive just made a yellow one into a long straight yellow catapillar.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

pmsl...Oh dear......you need to find someone to play with

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

would you like to play with my pipe cleaners?

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"would you like to play with my pipe cleaners?"

Are they white ones or yellow???

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

white, green, yellow, red, orange and blue actually.

Not just any old pipe cleaners, but S&M pipecleaners

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

thats one of the best offers I've had this week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

mum says you can stay for tea too.

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

will there be ice cream for afters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"will there be ice cream for afters"

And Jelly?

Or can we put cream on something else that wobbles?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"mum says you can stay for tea too."

its a new low !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My God wumun!!.. you had me sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop there... when I saw the title of the thread - 'Pipe Cleaners' - I thought you were gonna start explaining in graphical detail how you can use everyday household items to shove gown a man's jap's eye!! I'm having palpitations here. Must go for a lie down! Phew!!!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"My God wumun!!.. you had me sweating like a blind lesbian in a fish shop there... when I saw the title of the thread - 'Pipe Cleaners' - I thought you were gonna start explaining in graphical detail how you can use everyday household items to shove gown a man's jap's eye!! I'm having palpitations here. Must go for a lie down! Phew!!!

My ex was nurse and she once told me about a guy with a pipe cleaner stuck right down his japs eye. Nightmare to get out!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was nurse and she once told me about a guy with a pipe cleaner stuck right down his japs eye. Nightmare to get out!!!!!"

I know a nurse who told me that she once had a guy come into A&E with a broken light bulb up his arse. Guess it never turned him on eh? hehehe

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By *igBunnyWoman
over a year ago

My Town

you can make gorgeous curls in your hair with pipe cleaners you know!

Also, I have glittery pipe cleaners!

(I need to get out more )

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

My ex was nurse and she once told me about a guy with a pipe cleaner stuck right down his japs eye. Nightmare to get out!!!!!

I know a nurse who told me that she once had a guy come into A&E with a broken light bulb up his arse. Guess it never turned him on eh? hehehe "

Tungsten filament bulb or one of them fancy energy saving ones???

did he light up her life?

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

you could bend it into all sorts of lovely shapes tho with a pipecleaner down the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex was nurse and she once told me about a guy with a pipe cleaner stuck right down his japs eye. Nightmare to get out!!!!!

I know a nurse who told me that she once had a guy come into A&E with a broken light bulb up his arse. Guess it never turned him on eh? hehehe

Tungsten filament bulb or one of them fancy energy saving ones???

did he light up her life?"

Dunno, but she did say the x-ray was one of the more amusing she'd ever seen.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

omg she is doing it again ...she has us all talking on a pipe cleaner thread ....she is taking the piss ...cant anyone see it .....

your history sister !!!!!!

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"omg she is doing it again ...she has us all talking on a pipe cleaner thread ....she is taking the piss ...cant anyone see it .....

your history sister !!!!!!

He he he you still not got that pipe cleaner out yet? B&Q long nosed pliers!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"omg she is doing it again ...she has us all talking on a pipe cleaner thread ....she is taking the piss ...cant anyone see it .....

your history sister !!!!!!

He he he you still not got that pipe cleaner out yet? B&Q long nosed pliers!

uhhh ??? no she is writing crap threads to prove we will post on anything she puts ....she is watching and laffin

you wont listen ...help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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By *resh freddieMan
over a year ago

Penistone

"omg she is doing it again ...she has us all talking on a pipe cleaner thread ....she is taking the piss ...cant anyone see it .....

your history sister !!!!!!

He he he you still not got that pipe cleaner out yet? B&Q long nosed pliers!

uhhh ??? no she is writing crap threads to prove we will post on anything she puts ....she is watching and laffin

you wont listen ...help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

Naaa she naffed off to the airport. Something to do with half a ton of PVC and some razor wire.

Take it your not a pipe man then!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Latex darling, not PVC!

Go and wash your mouth out young man!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"omg she is doing it again ...she has us all talking on a pipe cleaner thread ....she is taking the piss ...cant anyone see it .....

your history sister !!!!!!

He he he you still not got that pipe cleaner out yet? B&Q long nosed pliers!

uhhh ??? no she is writing crap threads to prove we will post on anything she puts ....she is watching and laffin

you wont listen ...help meeeeeeeeeeeeeee"

That very presumptious of you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Latex darling, not PVC!

Go and wash your mouth out young man!"

He's sailing close to the wind there. My bruises have only just faded from when I made that mistake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Latex darling, not PVC!

Go and wash your mouth out young man!

He's sailing close to the wind there. My bruises have only just faded from when I made that mistake."

you were not complaining at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's complaining?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who's complaining?

grins)

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