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By *WELSHCAKEx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

My friend had forgotten she had a smear appointment and only realised when she looked at the calendar shortly before the appointment time. She rushed upstairs into the bathroom,no time to shower, she took a flannel from beside the handbasin and very quickly gave herself as thorough a wash as she could and then tossed the flannel into the wash basket.

On arrival the doctor asked her to get up on the bed and bend her knees. The doctor then made a strange comment, ' you certainly have gone to town today'. Like most of us all she wanted was to get it over with and get off the bed so she just let the comment go over her head.

Later in the day she picked her young daughter up from school. On arriving home her daughter ran upstairs and then shouted down to her mother 'Mammy, where is my Cinderella Flannel' My friend shouted back 'it's in the wash basket, get a clean one'. Her daughter shouted back 'no I want my Cinderella one, I had all my sparkles and glitter wrapped in it'.

Just a story that I hope makes you smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes and its a good story too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Deja vu anyone?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you op. I've not been very smiley lately, but this did make me smile.

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By *WELSHCAKEx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Caerphilly

If it's an old story, my apologies. It made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's an old story, my apologies. It made me laugh. "

Sorry, I didn't mean it in a bad way. It is a funny story.

I just think someone posted it a day or two ago.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will have to remember this next time I go for mine, may make the nurse smile too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Will have to remember this next time I go for mine, may make the nurse smile too"

Fucking 'ell! Those boobs

Wowza! Fantastic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I not read this last week somewhere?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason that made me think :-Shame we can't have music similar to when you open a card and it plays a tune, you get the same for opening your legs. That would make a smear test more entertaining.

Sarah

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