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"I always make sure someone knows where i am and who i am seeing. " Very sensible advice. | |||
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" I always like to file my nails to avoid sharp bits and have half a kilo of spearmint gum. ![]() doesnt that give you sticky fingers? | |||
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" I don't showers, clean pants etc. " Sadly crosses Invictus off "phoaaar I would list" as a nasty fecker that doesn't shower! ![]() | |||
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" I don't showers, clean pants etc. Sadly crosses Invictus off "phoaaar I would list" as a nasty fecker that doesn't shower! ![]() haha well spotted | |||
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"I always make sure someone knows where i am and who i am seeing. Very sensible advice. " It doesn't help though when Quasimodo turns up though. And you should really shower before a meet you know ![]() | |||
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"I always make sure someone knows where i am and who i am seeing. Very sensible advice. It doesn't help though when Quasimodo turns up though. And you should really shower before a meet you know ![]() Think I'd take Quasimodo over Albert Steptoe's older brother who turned up to a meet. The picture on his profile made him look like a younger Robert Redford! ![]() | |||
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" I don't showers, clean pants etc. Sadly crosses Invictus off "phoaaar I would list" as a nasty fecker that doesn't shower! ![]() oooopppps!!! It was a spelling mistake, honest!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I always make sure someone knows where i am and who i am seeing. Very sensible advice. It doesn't help though when Quasimodo turns up though. And you should really shower before a meet you know ![]() ![]() Its the look in their face as you look at them and they have a guilty blush. I did have one who looked really nice but there was a smell of bo which was a real turn off. Take note Invictus smelling nice is important. | |||
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"Shave, trim , shower and choose which teeth and wig to wear ![]() *Giggles* ![]() | |||
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"I'm sure we all have them, I don't showers, clean pants etc. but do you have any little odd things you like to do before a meet? I always like to file my nails to avoid sharp bits and have half a kilo of spearmint gum. ![]() it should have said: "I'm sure we all have them, and I don't mean showers, clean pants etc. but do you have any little odd things you like to do before a meet?" Now my reputation is in tatters I shall go back to my cell early today.... ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Shave, trim , shower and choose which teeth and wig to wear ![]() ![]() All teeth are cleaned and polished and sat ready in there own glass ![]() | |||
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"I bath okay!! I BATH!!! I am a Roman after all. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh stop please.. its making me feel bad.. On all the times I have met this Gentleman he has always been lovely and clean and sweet smelling.. Its only his socks I have ever questioned.. which he does always remove.. :D okay my rituals.. I get ready, ie showered, Master helps me pick what to wear, I do my hair.. then I make sure room is ready.. cam on, good view for Master, Baby wipes available, toys have batteries in in case needed.. Camera has to have batteries too ( I forgot once ) Katie. x | |||
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"I bath okay!! I BATH!!! I am a Roman after all. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() so you being a roman you bathe asses milk then ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I bath okay!! I BATH!!! I am a Roman after all. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Romany Gypsy ? ![]() | |||
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"I bath okay!! I BATH!!! I am a Roman after all. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() don't mention ass milk when Sassys around!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" don't mention ass milk when Sassys around!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Your safe... you seemed to have Managed to put her off.. katie.x | |||
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"nothing unusual I bathe, shave n aftershave, put on clean pants ,put addy in satnav and hope it gets me there without sending me the wrong way. Most importantly make sure I have my condoms, job done. " see you in 7 hours then? lol | |||
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"I kill a chicken and use the blood to paint a circle around my bed to keep evil spirits away." chicken curry after ?... xx | |||
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"I bath okay!! I BATH!!! I am a Roman after all. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Too late! ![]() ![]() | |||
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" sorry bout the deletion but I have been traumatised by grammar freaks ![]() Personally I find your colloquialisms very attractive. ![]() | |||
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"Ok,,,,Maybe this is not so much of a ritual habit….….. but I always like to douche before a meet… …. For goodness sake, theres nowt worse that a bit of sweet-corn making an unexpected appearance….. ruins the moment completely…,,,don't ya know!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() You could just not eat sweetcorn. | |||
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" You could just not eat sweetcorn." haha Funkster..... are you seriously suggesting not having any sweetcorn ever again.... or just abstaining for a week before sex??? ![]() | |||
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"Ok,,,,Maybe this is not so much of a ritual habit….….. but I always like to douche before a meet… …. For goodness sake, theres nowt worse that a bit of sweet-corn making an unexpected appearance….. ruins the moment completely…,,,don't ya know!!!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() I am with you there had some mistakes in the past I can tell you | |||
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" You could just not eat sweetcorn. haha Funkster..... are you seriously suggesting not having any sweetcorn ever again.... or just abstaining for a week before sex??? ![]() you'd have to abstain completely - or never have any spontaneous meets, just in case you'd eaten sweetcorn within the last couple of days ![]() | |||
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" You could just not eat sweetcorn. haha Funkster..... are you seriously suggesting not having any sweetcorn ever again.... or just abstaining for a week before sex??? ![]() ![]() Yes, what pinky said. This is a commitment for life Sox not just one off bit of bottom fun. You possibly could liquidize your sweetcorn and drink it. | |||
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" You could just not eat sweetcorn. haha Funkster..... are you seriously suggesting not having any sweetcorn ever again.... or just abstaining for a week before sex??? ![]() ![]() making sure you'd sieved all the bits of skin out first, though ![]() | |||
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" You could just not eat sweetcorn. haha Funkster..... are you seriously suggesting not having any sweetcorn ever again.... or just abstaining for a week before sex??? ![]() ![]() You know when you read the last post in a thread and you just don't want to go back and read where it came from? This is one of those moments! ![]() | |||
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" making sure you'd sieved all the bits of skin out first, though ![]() Yeah, Like a sweetcorn smoothy...... OMG but whose gonna try asking for one of those at the deli without totally giving the game away....FFS,,, I even blush buying purfumed hair conditioner..... as if...... ![]() | |||
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"I usually just spend 10 minutes staring into a mirror and screaming 'YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!!!' and growling like a tiger." oh dear... I actually just had this mental image of you doing that.. it amused me.. Katie. x | |||
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"I bath okay!! I BATH!!! I am a Roman after all. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Whispers to katie....Sir forgot the camera batteries once,but don't tell anyone! ![]() | |||
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