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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Having a really bad day

It's gone from bad to worse

I wake up with a headache stomach cramps too

Then this aft got worse

I'm normally im happy an happy go lucky

Need cheering up a good joke or something funny that would make me laugh

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can't help I'm not having the best of days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to play the triangle in a Jamaican reggae orchestra, It was a lot of fun, I just had to stand at the back and ting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look at a few cock pics that will make you laugh .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to hear that

Anyway.. How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Can't help I'm not having the best of days

Hope It isn't catching a bad day.

im normally happy an bubbly but today ive had the headache from hell an monthlie cramps. .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok, so I was chopping herbs in the kitchen the other day, when I got some caught in my eyes.

*comedic pause*

Now I'm parsley sighted.

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Look at a few cock pics that will make you laugh .

I'm sure it would

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Ok, so I was chopping herbs in the kitchen the other day, when I got some caught in my eyes.

*comedic pause*

Now I'm parsley sighted.

Lol that's funny

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Sorry to hear that

Anyway.. How many tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Ten-tickles"

Lol not heard that one before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Totally meh day today lol. Big hugs lovely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so I was chopping herbs in the kitchen the other day, when I got some caught in my eyes.

*comedic pause*

Now I'm parsley sighted.

Fucking killed me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taking things literally can lead to confusion, but at the end of the day, 11:59.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to play the triangle in a Jamaican reggae orchestra, It was a lot of fun, I just had to stand at the back and ting."

Hahahaha

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"I used to play the triangle in a Jamaican reggae orchestra, It was a lot of fun, I just had to stand at the back and ting."

Just ting ..bet that was fun..are you not in the Jamaican reggae band any more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buscopan form the pharmacy for tummy cramps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Ok, so I was chopping herbs in the kitchen the other day, when I got some caught in my eyes.

*comedic pause*

Now I'm parsley sighted.

Fucking killed me lol"

Lol maybe next time wear eye protection I wear glasses so my eyes are protected already lol

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Buscopan form the pharmacy for tummy cramps."

I already have that as i have gall stones an used to buscopan. Tramodol an a gastro tablet

Thanks for the advice

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Totally meh day today lol. Big hugs lovely xx"

Thanks

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By *ruegent101Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

What do you call an Egyptian taxi driver ??? Toot and come oot

Hope your feeling better soon

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Taking things literally can lead to confusion, but at the end of the day, 11:59.

Lol

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do you call an Egyptian taxi driver ??? Toot and come oot

Hope your feeling better soon

Lol that's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A Liketolickalotofpuss

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A Liketolickalotofpuss"

Lol not heard that one before

It's quite funny

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By *abphilMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Having a really bad day

It's gone from bad to worse

I wake up with a headache stomach cramps too

Then this aft got worse

I'm normally im happy an happy go lucky

Need cheering up a good joke or something funny that would make me laugh

Don't worry things can only get worse

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Having a really bad day

It's gone from bad to worse

I wake up with a headache stomach cramps too

Then this aft got worse

I'm normally im happy an happy go lucky

Need cheering up a good joke or something funny that would make me laugh

Don't worry things can only get worse"

Not a positive thing to say really is it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man walks into a zoo

The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog

It's a shitzu

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

What do you call a blue whale in a telephone box?

.....

Stuck

(I'm here all week)

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By *abphilMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Having a really bad day

It's gone from bad to worse

I wake up with a headache stomach cramps too

Then this aft got worse

I'm normally im happy an happy go lucky

Need cheering up a good joke or something funny that would make me laugh

Don't worry things can only get worse

Not a positive thing to say really is it "

Before they get better

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"A man walks into a zoo

The only animal in the entire zoo is a dog

It's a shitzu"

Lol

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do you call a blue whale in a telephone box?

.....

Stuck

(I'm here all week)"

Lol

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

My wife suggested I have star wars sex last night ....

...

Also known as a hand solo..

We decided to spice up our sex lives....

I started with cumin on her tits...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bull dozer

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Thanks guys ...its nice that u are saying jokes ive never heard of before

It's nice your trying to cheer me up...

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"My wife suggested I have star wars sex last night ....

...

Also known as a hand solo..

We decided to spice up our sex lives....

I started with cumin on her tits...

Lol

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bull dozer"

Good joke

As I'm lying on my sofa with a duvet on me...im chuckling at the jokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok, so I was chopping herbs in the kitchen the other day, when I got some caught in my eyes.

*comedic pause*

Now I'm parsley sighted.

I love this one

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

What's red and invisible?

No tomatoes...

Hope that helped a little...

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bull dozer

Good joke

As I'm lying on my sofa with a duvet on me...im chuckling at the jokes

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their making me laugh as well

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

It has been a beautiful sunny crisp day here, have been out for most of the day walking.

Try and get out for some fresh air

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Ok, so I was chopping herbs in the kitchen the other day, when I got some caught in my eyes.

*comedic pause*

Now I'm parsley sighted.

I love this one

Mr too

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do you call a sleeping cow?

A bull dozer

Good joke

As I'm lying on my sofa with a duvet on me...im chuckling at the jokes

their making me laugh as well"

I've not heard of some of the jokes before lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think its spreading. I'm in one of moods myself today just can't shake it

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Long_iew

What do gay horses eat?

HaaaAAA-aaaay!

Hope your day gets better!

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"It has been a beautiful sunny crisp day here, have been out for most of the day walking.

Try and get out for some fresh air"

Not the way I feel with a headache. Stomach cramps an down ...im normally Ok but today is not a good day im normally happy go lucky

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Think its spreading. I'm in one of moods myself today just can't shake it "

Me too been very upset an weepy

that's not me that's abnormal for me im normally very happy ..go to work feeling happy ..going to the gym happy an today been the opposite

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do gay horses eat?

HaaaAAA-aaaay!

Hope your day gets better! "

That's funny

An thanks for the joke

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By *onyneMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

I came home the other day and found my wife in bed with all 12 Doctor Whos...She said 'technically, it's all just one man'

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"I came home the other day and found my wife in bed with all 12 Doctor Whos...She said 'technically, it's all just one man'"

Lol..

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"It has been a beautiful sunny crisp day here, have been out for most of the day walking.

Try and get out for some fresh air

Not the way I feel with a headache. Stomach cramps an down ...im normally Ok but today is not a good day I'm normally happy go lucky

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Piccassole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Piccassole

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Piccassole

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Piccassole

Lol

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Piccassole

Omg

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Piccassole

Omg

Omg indeed half the jokes I havnt heard of before lol

An making me laugh

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Piccassole

Omg

Omg indeed half the jokes I havnt heard of before lol

An making me laugh

Me too!!! Trying to stifle the laughter in work here!!

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Piccassole

Omg

Omg indeed half the jokes I havnt heard of before lol

An making me laugh

Me too!!! Trying to stifle the laughter in work here!!

I'm laughing on my sofa even though I have stomach cramps. There still funny the jokes

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'm upset to. I'm hiding my profile.

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"I'm upset to. I'm hiding my profile. "

Why are you upset

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Piccassole

Omg

Omg indeed half the jokes I havnt heard of before lol

An making me laugh

Me too!!! Trying to stifle the laughter in work here!!

I'm laughing on my sofa even though I have stomach cramps. There still funny the jokes "

Aww bless ye hunni....hope the giggles have eased your pain for a bit xx hope you feel better soon.

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do you call an artist with a brown finger?

Piccassole

Omg

Omg indeed half the jokes I havnt heard of before lol

An making me laugh

Me too!!! Trying to stifle the laughter in work here!!

I'm laughing on my sofa even though I have stomach cramps. There still funny the jokes

Aww bless ye hunni....hope the giggles have eased your pain for a bit xx hope you feel better soon."

Thanks

it's made me laugh but still achey . Tired an just not feeling it tbh

Thanks for the get well wishes

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By *els01Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Think it must be A Monday thing! Having a shite day, in a foul mood and just feeling rubbish. Moods gotten significantly worse as the days gone on!! Home to bed I think then maybe today will pass sooner!! Xxx

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

FUCKS FUNNY

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Think it must be A Monday thing! Having a shite day, in a foul mood and just feeling rubbish. Moods gotten significantly worse as the days gone on!! Home to bed I think then maybe today will pass sooner!! Xxx"

It must be i even cried in the shower cause I dropped my shampoo bottle in the bath this morn when I was showering

That's normally not me..things like that don't normally upset me..but today it did

I've the Monday blues

an my monthly cramps an headache don't help matters ..

It's got worse throughout the day I dropped a plate smashing it on the floor as i dropped it in my kitchen accidently .

I have accidently dropping things syndrome today an clumsy

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?

FUCKS FUNNY"

Lol that's funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Look at a few cock pics that will make you laugh .

I have been feeling really shitty and this just made me laugh

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Look at a few cock pics that will make you laugh .

I have been feeling really shitty and this just made me laugh

Maybe the Monday blues is catching I have the Monday blues .

I must admit this made me laugh look at a few cock pics lol ...

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

It must be i even cried in the shower cause I dropped my shampoo bottle in the bath this morn when I was showering

That's normally not me..things like that don't normally upset me..but today it did

I've the Monday blues

an my monthly cramps an headache don't help matters ..

It's got worse throughout the day I dropped a plate smashing it on the floor as i dropped it in my kitchen accidently .

I have accidently dropping things syndrome today an clumsy "

You're not touching my cock today then..

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

It must be i even cried in the shower cause I dropped my shampoo bottle in the bath this morn when I was showering

That's normally not me..things like that don't normally upset me..but today it did

I've the Monday blues

an my monthly cramps an headache don't help matters ..

It's got worse throughout the day I dropped a plate smashing it on the floor as i dropped it in my kitchen accidently .

I have accidently dropping things syndrome today an clumsy

You're not touching my cock today then..

Lol an why not lol ooops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm upset to. I'm hiding my profile. "

He's in the fetal position and everything!

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Not good seems a bit down

I'm on my sofa with a duvet on me an stretched out i dislike being unwell ...

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By *tevei124qMan
over a year ago

northeast

How do you get a really fat woman to have sex with you?... Piece of cake!

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Thanks everyone for trying to cheer my Monday blues

Made me chuckle with some of your jokes

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"How do you get a really fat woman to have sex with you?... Piece of cake!

Lol

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By *ruegent101Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Did you hear about the Irish tap dancer ? He fell down the sink

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Did you hear about the Irish tap dancer ? He fell down the sink

Lol that's funny

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I'm going to cheer myself up n by watching a jason statham film

I'm still poorly an got the Monday blues

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just watched a lady who is 106 meeting the Obama's, would bring a smile to anyone

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"just watched a lady who is 106 meeting the Obama's, would bring a smile to anyone

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By *ames6ft5Man
over a year ago

North London / Herts

What do you call a man with 1 1/2 ton safe on his head?

...

An Ambulance

(It's how you tell them)

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What do you call a man with 1 1/2 ton safe on his head?

...

An Ambulance

(It's how you tell them)"

Lol quite funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My day isn't going well. I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

(Stolen from Steven Wright.)

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"My day isn't going well. I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add.

(Stolen from Steven Wright.)"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see you like Jason statham? How about a few fab lads pop round shave our heads tear our shirts off and karate chop a couple of lamps and ornaments while doing you a lovely cuppa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I went to the doctors and asked if he had anything for wind, he gave me a kite

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Picture meerkats on one unicycle, all trying to balance as they ride by your house. That should cheer you up a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I used to play the triangle in a Jamaican reggae orchestra, It was a lot of fun, I just had to stand at the back and ting."
hahaha..very good!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's pink and hard???

A Glaswegian pig with a flick knife.....

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"I see you like Jason statham? How about a few fab lads pop round shave our heads tear our shirts off and karate chop a couple of lamps and ornaments while doing you a lovely cuppa?

Yes i like jason statham

He is very sexy lol

Sounds fun lol oooh some nice sexy guys around that have suits an look similar to jason statham Oooh yes please

An karate chopping things in my flat lol ..Mmm Nooooo not my breakables

I would be hiding lol as long as they have hot bodies sexy ..bring it on a string of jason statham Oooh la la..bring it on .It would bring me out of my Monday blues lol

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"I went to the doctors and asked if he had anything for wind, he gave me a kite"

Lol

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"Picture meerkats on one unicycle, all trying to balance as they ride by your house. That should cheer you up a bit

I can picture that now

An a cpl of jason statham s lol too

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What's pink and hard???

A Glaswegian pig with a flick knife.....

Ha ha very good lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tried catching fog the other day...

I mist!

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"I tried catching fog the other day...

I mist! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What goes woof woof bang?

A terriorist

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What goes woof woof bang?

A terriorist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What goes woof woof bang?

A terriorist

I thought it was a dog with a firework on its back?

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By *helbee OP Couple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

"What goes woof woof bang?

A terriorist

I thought it was a dog with a firework on its back? "

???

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