FabSwingers.com forum: What is the BEST thing to say after sex

By *atcouple OP Couple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worth every penny

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

*gibbers*

*wobbles on legs trying to walk*

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Again, again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of the net.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

So i just leave the money on the side, yes?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

Again, now

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'm going to relive this fuck when I'm on my death bed.

Over and over.

And over.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Again, again

Great sex, like great minds, usually cum the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*gibbers*

*wobbles on legs trying to walk*

That was completely me on Friday night.

And Saturday morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to do that again??

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Coffee?"

Doesn't that come before sex?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Not surprised.

Bloody goddess.

"*gibbers*

*wobbles on legs trying to walk*

That was completely me on Friday night.

And Saturday morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have had a great session I usually canny put two words together I tend to just smile and go mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long until the replay?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Take any toy from the bottom shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you enjoyed your starter.

You ready for your main ?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Get out!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

So how about a bacon sarnie then?

Don't forget the brown sauce woman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how long before we start again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready for round two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to untie you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't tell the wife...!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Get out!

Harsh

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Get out!

Harsh"

My apologies. Get out please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i've stopped shaking the only apt word i can muster is fuck!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Get out!

Harsh

My apologies. Get out please!

Fine. Just don't expect the door closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't I know you, weren't you at the Goldstein barmizha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When i've stopped shaking the only apt word i can muster is fuck!"

Isn't that what you just done ?

Or is that you way of asking for seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much do I owe you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's making the tea?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Who's making the tea? "

Why settle for tea when there is such a sexy arse to spank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coffee?

Doesn't that come before sex?"

Not if your doing it right

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"Coffee?

Doesn't that come before sex?

Not if your doing it right

Maybe you could give me lessons!! After all I've never danced with Britney or Madonna.

he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More please

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Round 2!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same time next week, bring a friend...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I'm usually unable to speak and just look at him with a daft grin on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippee ki-yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, now fuck me again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don,t wipe it in my curtains ffs

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Get out!

Harsh

My apologies. Get out please!

Fine. Just don't expect the door closed

Don't expect bacon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm... I can still taste you on my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi!!!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry what's your name

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Mmmm... I can still taste you on my lips

And the winner is ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out!

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not a towel it's my bloody cat!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zzzzzzzz parp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/jOotsq4soug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be walking like John Wayne for days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, actions speak louder than words...

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Again, again, again, awwwww come on xx

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Get out!

Harsh

My apologies. Get out please!

Fine. Just don't expect the door closed

Don't expect bacon!

Oh I suppose sausages will have to do then. But I'm never staying in this establishment again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont think that im making the cupas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully that one made me pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not on the curtains"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a repeat performance right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well your mum was better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well your mum was better! "

Was anybody watching?

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By *edallionMan
over a year ago

manchester

"Hopefully that one made me pregnant "

This got me laughing so hard.

Good one Andy and Rita

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I take cash, cheques, all major credit and debit cards and PayPal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well your mum was better!

Was anybody watching?

Haha u naughty girl! I think you'll find I said that during! And anyway u owe me a round two!!!

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Get out!

Harsh

My apologies. Get out please!

Fine. Just don't expect the door closed

Don't expect bacon!

Oh I suppose sausages will have to do then. But I'm never staying in this establishment again!

Wash your hands first. I like mine well done. Don't forget my coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind of I wipe it on the curtains do you?

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

and breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and breath

After a Threesome "high five"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"and breath

After a Threesome "high five" "

No word of a lie I've done that hahah

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

"Get out!

Harsh

My apologies. Get out please!

Fine. Just don't expect the door closed

Don't expect bacon!

Oh I suppose sausages will have to do then. But I'm never staying in this establishment again!

Wash your hands first. I like mine well done. Don't forget my coffee.

What did your last servant die of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A note from the neighbour - last night I heard you two having sex, could you be louder next time. It's very hard to masterbate whilst holding a glass against the wall.

Sarah

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

And that was just my tongue...

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

Round 2/3/4?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hope you enjoyed your starter.

You ready for your main ?

"
that's sue every time.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Please sir, may I have some more?

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

"Please sir, may I have some more?

seeing as you asked so nicely

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By *litlicker77Man
over a year ago

Dirty old town

Next !!

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage

"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

Thanks that was great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

Zzzzzzzzz..Zzzzzzzzz..Zzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, honestly, it was all you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often in unison "holy fuck!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know we had an hour to kill but what are we going to do for the next 58 minutes?

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Your better than your sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I've had starters ,let's have the main lol,

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London

"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

Shouldn't this be what's the best/worst thing to say during sex....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know we had an hour to kill but what are we going to do for the next 58 minutes?"
I like it lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now I've had starters ,let's have the main lol,"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were almost as good as your mother".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am just going to work, I may untie you when I get home.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Same again?'

Normally they're legging it out the door

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh darling, you are my sex god, that's the best I have ever had!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done - you are so much better on a leash young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally speaking, it's one of the very rare occasions when I have absolutely nothing to say as, if all is well with the world, other than a slightly flabbergasted "golly gosh", I have been rendered speechless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know we went bed early at 10pm but it is 2am n i have to sleep as i need to get up early, no, no, oh, yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out!

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

Next please

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By *ornographic ArtsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The Lannisters send their regards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now go and do your homework....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's OK she's a teacher!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember I was with a couple at a party a while back and after our time together the lady in question offered to make me a cup of tea. How sweet and civilised! It's those little things...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

That was fun.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Lets do it all again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god.....over and over again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Untie or go again?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"https://youtu.be/jOotsq4soug"

But she doesn't even have a hat anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get out!

Mr A I'm shocked at you....you forgot to say Bitch Cunt hahaha x

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

That was good, now phone your girl friend to join us for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, that's the warm up done, lets get started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

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thankyou and as we won't be seeing eachother again can I have your half of money for the room

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Come here you"

Big snog, cuddle, giggle, chat shit, start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

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that was the best sex I've ever had and you are the sexiest woman on fab can you lend me a £100 please

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

As you were such a good girl riding me, I will let you make me breakfast now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ssshhh, get some sleep now!

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By *ysticmykeyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

You were great, how was I?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

The cheque won't bounce but you can have cash if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

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aye oop lass that were best thing since sliced bread or you could have took yer tights off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"NEXT

Other high Street clothes shops are available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want some cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to get home to wife and kids we're going to anti-natal class tonight

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

"NEXT

Other high Street clothes shops are available."

No, I prefer Next; they do trousers with 36" inside leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey it was ok

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