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By *atcouple OP   Couple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worth every penny

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

*gibbers*

*wobbles on legs trying to walk*

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Again, again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Back of the net.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

So i just leave the money on the side, yes?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

"

Again, now

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

I'm going to relive this fuck when I'm on my death bed.

Over and over.

And over.

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Again, again "

Great sex, like great minds, usually cum the same.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*gibbers*

*wobbles on legs trying to walk*

"

That was completely me on Friday night.

And Saturday morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want to do that again??

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Coffee?"

Doesn't that come before sex?

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Not surprised.

Bloody goddess.


"*gibbers*

*wobbles on legs trying to walk*

That was completely me on Friday night.

And Saturday morning.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I have had a great session I usually canny put two words together I tend to just smile and go mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How long until the replay?

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Take any toy from the bottom shelf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you enjoyed your starter.

You ready for your main ?

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Get out!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

So how about a bacon sarnie then?

Don't forget the brown sauce woman!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

how long before we start again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready for round two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to untie you now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please don't tell the wife...!

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Get out! "

Harsh

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Get out!

Harsh"

My apologies. Get out please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When i've stopped shaking the only apt word i can muster is fuck!

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Get out!

Harsh

My apologies. Get out please! "

Fine. Just don't expect the door closed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't I know you, weren't you at the Goldstein barmizha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When i've stopped shaking the only apt word i can muster is fuck!"

Isn't that what you just done ?

Or is that you way of asking for seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much do I owe you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's making the tea?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Who's making the tea? "

Why settle for tea when there is such a sexy arse to spank?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Coffee?

Doesn't that come before sex?"

Not if your doing it right

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"Coffee?

Doesn't that come before sex?

Not if your doing it right "

Maybe you could give me lessons!! After all I've never danced with Britney or Madonna. he he

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More please

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By *elsh_lass74Woman
over a year ago

South Wales

Round 2!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same time next week, bring a friend...

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I'm usually unable to speak and just look at him with a daft grin on my face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippee ki-yay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow, now fuck me again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get out! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don,t wipe it in my curtains ffs

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Get out!

Harsh

My apologies. Get out please!

Fine. Just don't expect the door closed "

Don't expect bacon!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmm... I can still taste you on my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taxi!!!....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry what's your name

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Mmmm... I can still taste you on my lips "

And the winner is ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get out! "

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's not a towel it's my bloody cat!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

zzzzzzzz parp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

https://youtu.be/jOotsq4soug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be walking like John Wayne for days!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing, actions speak louder than words...

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

Again, again, again, awwwww come on xx

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Get out!

Harsh

My apologies. Get out please!

Fine. Just don't expect the door closed

Don't expect bacon! "

Oh I suppose sausages will have to do then. But I'm never staying in this establishment again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont think that im making the cupas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hopefully that one made me pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not on the curtains"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like a repeat performance right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well your mum was better!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well your mum was better! "

Was anybody watching?

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By *edallionMan
over a year ago

manchester


"Hopefully that one made me pregnant "

This got me laughing so hard.

Good one Andy and Rita

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

I take cash, cheques, all major credit and debit cards and PayPal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well your mum was better!

Was anybody watching? "

Haha u naughty girl! I think you'll find I said that during! And anyway u owe me a round two!!! x

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Get out!

Harsh

My apologies. Get out please!

Fine. Just don't expect the door closed

Don't expect bacon!

Oh I suppose sausages will have to do then. But I'm never staying in this establishment again! "

Wash your hands first. I like mine well done. Don't forget my coffee.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mind of I wipe it on the curtains do you?

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere

and breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and breath "

After a Threesome "high five"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"and breath

After a Threesome "high five" "

No word of a lie I've done that hahah

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Get out!

Harsh

My apologies. Get out please!

Fine. Just don't expect the door closed

Don't expect bacon!

Oh I suppose sausages will have to do then. But I'm never staying in this establishment again!

Wash your hands first. I like mine well done. Don't forget my coffee. "

What did your last servant die of?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A note from the neighbour - last night I heard you two having sex, could you be louder next time. It's very hard to masterbate whilst holding a glass against the wall.

Sarah

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

And that was just my tongue...

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

Round 2/3/4?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hope you enjoyed your starter.

You ready for your main ? "

that's sue every time.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Please sir, may I have some more?

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By *r ManxMan
over a year ago

NeverWhere


"Please sir, may I have some more?

"

seeing as you asked so nicely

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By *litlicker77Man
over a year ago

dirty old town

Next !!

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By *irty Girty From No 30Woman
over a year ago

Burbage


"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

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Thanks that was great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

"

Zzzzzzzzz..Zzzzzzzzz..Zzzzzzzzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, honestly, it was all you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often in unison "holy fuck!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know we had an hour to kill but what are we going to do for the next 58 minutes?

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By *lappyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Your better than your sister

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I've had starters ,let's have the main lol,

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By *eliciouslyNastyMan
over a year ago

London


"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

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Shouldn't this be what's the best/worst thing to say during sex....?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know we had an hour to kill but what are we going to do for the next 58 minutes?"
I like it lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now I've had starters ,let's have the main lol,"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were almost as good as your mother".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am just going to work, I may untie you when I get home.

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley

NEXT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Same again?'

Normally they're legging it out the door

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh darling, you are my sex god, that's the best I have ever had!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well done - you are so much better on a leash young lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Generally speaking, it's one of the very rare occasions when I have absolutely nothing to say as, if all is well with the world, other than a slightly flabbergasted "golly gosh", I have been rendered speechless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know we went bed early at 10pm but it is 2am n i have to sleep as i need to get up early, no, no, oh, yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get out! "

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By *fternoondelightsCouple
over a year ago

Rainham

Next please

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By *ornographic ArtsCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

The Lannisters send their regards...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now go and do your homework....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's OK she's a teacher!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember I was with a couple at a party a while back and after our time together the lady in question offered to make me a cup of tea. How sweet and civilised! It's those little things...

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

That was fun.

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Lets do it all again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god.....over and over again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Untie or go again?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes


"https://youtu.be/jOotsq4soug"

But she doesn't even have a hat anyway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get out!

"

Mr A I'm shocked at you....you forgot to say Bitch Cunt hahaha x

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

That was good, now phone your girl friend to join us for more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right, that's the warm up done, lets get started.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

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thankyou and as we won't be seeing eachother again can I have your half of money for the room

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By *iSTARessWoman
over a year ago

London

"Come here you"

Big snog, cuddle, giggle, chat shit, start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

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that was the best sex I've ever had and you are the sexiest woman on fab can you lend me a £100 please

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By *uperock99Man
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

As you were such a good girl riding me, I will let you make me breakfast now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ssshhh, get some sleep now!

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By *ysticmykeyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

You were great, how was I?

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

The cheque won't bounce but you can have cash if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well. There was a thread a few days ago about the worst things to say after sex. Let's turn it around now and find the best things to say after sex/orgasm etc.

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aye oop lass that were best thing since sliced bread or you could have took yer tights off xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"NEXT "

Other high Street clothes shops are available.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Want some cake?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to get home to wife and kids we're going to anti-natal class tonight

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By *osieWoman
over a year ago

Wembley


"NEXT

Other high Street clothes shops are available."

No, I prefer Next; they do trousers with 36" inside leg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey it was ok

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