FabSwingers.com forum: If I was God

By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Equal

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Ffs some god lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I'd have a word with myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd reveal myself on earth and put an end to the doubt.....

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

cahoots

I wouldn't exist so couldn't do anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aren't they already?

If I was God I'd give myself a long hard talk about the way I operate, then worry about my sanity for talking to an imaginary made up theological nonsense.

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I'd go to another part of the universe and work on a far less ambitious project

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't they already?

If I was God I'd give myself a long hard talk about the way I operate, then worry about my sanity for talking to an imaginary made up theological nonsense. "

* whilst of course respecting the views of those that did believe in any of the incarnations of me that the various different religions believe in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mmmmmmm I would let you know where Glen Millers plane is to, but i'm not in the mood.

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"mmmmmmm I would let you know where Glen Millers plane is to, but i'm not in the mood.

Thats ok no ones bothered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?"
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But aren't they born equal but then God made them unequal?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell Yeah - Bloodhound Gang

-Courtney

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?"

I'd at least offer to help clean up the mess I'd made. Wondering just how someone so omnipotent had made so many schoolboy errors.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go to another part of the universe and work on a far less ambitious project"

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Ruddy amazing, no one told me I was now in a job share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

I'd at least offer to help clean up the mess I'd made. Wondering just how someone so omnipotent had made so many schoolboy errors."

Actually mankind made the mess. The concept in theory is about having given him (not gender specific) the choice to do as he will.

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

I'd at least offer to help clean up the mess I'd made. Wondering just how someone so omnipotent had made so many schoolboy errors.

Actually mankind made the mess. The concept in theory is about having given him (not gender specific) the choice to do as he will."

That's not exactly what I meant but I know what you're saying. We are all supposedly made in God's imagine though

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

I'd at least offer to help clean up the mess I'd made. Wondering just how someone so omnipotent had made so many schoolboy errors.

Actually mankind made the mess. The concept in theory is about having given him (not gender specific) the choice to do as he will.

That's not exactly what I meant but I know what you're saying. We are all supposedly made in God's imagine though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never seen a picture of God...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

I'd at least offer to help clean up the mess I'd made. Wondering just how someone so omnipotent had made so many schoolboy errors."

And never seems to learn from his mistakes either...

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Which one, we've just made so many to choose from....

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By *oward1978Man
over a year ago

Rotherham

"Which one, we've just made so many to choose from...."

Some of the ancient god's seem to have retired now, so just one from the current crop please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

I'd at least offer to help clean up the mess I'd made. Wondering just how someone so omnipotent had made so many schoolboy errors.

Actually mankind made the mess. The concept in theory is about having given him (not gender specific) the choice to do as he will."
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You mean free will minus coveting your neighbours ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was God I'd change my name by deed-poll to Dan.... then pretend I was hard of hearing...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was God I'd change my name by deed-poll to Dan.... then pretend I was hard of hearing...

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DAAAAAAAAAN.

what ever you do God, DON'T LOOK IN THAT DRAW!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was God I'd change my name by deed-poll to Dan.... then pretend I was hard of hearing...

DAAAAAAAAAN.

what ever you do God, DON'T LOOK IN THAT DRAW!"

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

"Which one, we've just made so many to choose from....

Some of the ancient god's seem to have retired now, so just one from the current crop please

Well in that case i'll be the almighty $, cos everyone believes in him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Which one, we've just made so many to choose from....

Some of the ancient god's seem to have retired now, so just one from the current crop please

Well in that case i'll be the almighty $, cos everyone believes in him

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Ahh well I don't know if your Buddhist, Muslim, Jew, Christian, Hindu or whether you use dollar pound or euro.... But in reality were all disciples of petroleum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was God....I wouldn't be going around saying I was Kanye West!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd reveal myself on earth and put an end to the doubt.....

They lock you up for that kinda thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was God I'd change my name by deed-poll to Dan.... then pretend I was hard of hearing...

It's a good name .. Quite apt for a omnipresent sentient being I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd realise just what a mess I'd made, screw it up and start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd reveal myself on earth and put an end to the doubt.....

They lock you up for that kinda thing

I suspect your right.....

In god we trust but not some nutter just claiming to be God even though we can't disprove his claim...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd realise just what a mess I'd made, screw it up and start again"
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Ahh the great wrath of the reckoning.

There's time yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd move the Samsung S7 release date by two weeks to match the end of my phone contract, so I can get the "free" vr headset you get if you preorder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was God I would apologise for the tempting fruit tree I put there , and for creating the serpent which created the situation the op wants to change .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If? Hmmm interesting.... If indeed

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Mention that all that stuff about heaven was a lie.

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By *hloe sussexTV/TS
over a year ago

Larne

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?"

Ask him why he made me an atheist ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make the KFC by my house half decent. Was so excited when they were building it that I am struggling to deal with how terrible it is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was god i'd probably start again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was God I'd stop letting Satin out of Hell to fuck with people and also take responsibility for my own actions and creations instead of blaming them for things out of their control.

Fuck God.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aren't they already?

If I was God I'd give myself a long hard talk about the way I operate, then worry about my sanity for talking to an imaginary made up theological nonsense. "

NO, we're not.

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

In hind sight i would forget the equal and just make em understandable to men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd make an 11th commandment that all women's shoes must be sold in sizes up-to and including man size ten...

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd make an 11th commandment that all women's shoes must be sold in sizes up-to and including man size ten...

Small feet then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd make an 11th commandment that all women's shoes must be sold in sizes up-to and including man size ten...

Small feet then?"

Roughly a foot...

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd make an 11th commandment that all women's shoes must be sold in sizes up-to and including man size ten...

Small feet then?

Roughly a foot...

I've got a foot, don't use it as a rule

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"If I was god i'd probably start again!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?"
I would make club entry the same for all and do away with parking wardens and CCTV

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I were god...I would be chuffed to bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cure world poverty and world hunger, introduce a global citizens wage, abolish down the kyriarchy, and make all men bisexual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make Newcastle United a force in world football, then again I only have the powers of God to hand and would struggle

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do? I would make club entry the same for all and do away with parking wardens and CCTV

Bit harsh on club entry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id make sure all plugs fell with pins down...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make everywhere sunny in the daytime, raining in the night.... Sun comes out... Clothes come off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd go to another part of the universe and work on a far less ambitious project

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?"

OP, if you were God your existence would be denied by many.

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

"Cure world poverty and world hunger, introduce a global citizens wage, abolish down the kyriarchy, and make all men bisexual.

You don't agree with free will argument then xx

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

OP, if you were God your existence would be denied by many."

Well fortuneately i aint!

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

OP, if you were God your existence would be denied by many.

Well fortuneately i aint!"

"Fortunately"? Don't you want to make all women equal?

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch

I would ponder the nature of my existence

And I would not design anything that would experience pain or inflict suffering

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

OP, if you were God your existence would be denied by many.

Well fortuneately i aint!

"Fortunately"? Don't you want to make all women equal?"

Tell me the errors of my ways

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I would ponder the nature of my existence

And I would not design anything that would experience pain or inflict suffering "

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

I would have a dilemma as I don't exist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do? I would make club entry the same for all and do away with parking wardens and CCTV

Bit harsh on club entry lol

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ok free for men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would say... Am I bothered?

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

I would start again and this time stop when I got to the trees, having decided that 'free will' really just isn't all that great for me after all.

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do? I would make club entry the same for all and do away with parking wardens and CCTV

Bit harsh on club entry lol

ok free for men

Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would;

Admit that the duck bill platipuss was a Friday afternoon job

Tell people to stop starting fights in my name

Address the issue of alah, he's a nice bloke, we go way back

Force everyone to acknowledge that messi is shit in the air, and therefore can't be the worlds greatest player

Answer all questions by quoting "brick top" from snatch

Screw with everyone by announcing that its the scientology church that git it right

Speak with a heavy nigerian accent, just to piss the right wing and kkk off

Resurrect jimmy savile and out him on trial

Ask for all my stuff back from the Vatican

Proclaim James blunt as my all time favorite singer

Tell the world that clothing offends me

Set up a Twitter and face book account, and not add workday leaders or the pope, but add the kardashians, and the girls from geordey shore

Start my own aka punk band

Remind the people of yorkshire that the black country is gods country

quit making kids die and shit

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I would;

Admit that the duck bill platipuss was a Friday afternoon job

Tell people to stop starting fights in my name

Address the issue of alah, he's a nice bloke, we go way back

Force everyone to acknowledge that messi is shit in the air, and therefore can't be the worlds greatest player

Answer all questions by quoting "brick top" from snatch

Screw with everyone by announcing that its the scientology church that git it right

Speak with a heavy nigerian accent, just to piss the right wing and kkk off

Resurrect jimmy savile and out him on trial

Ask for all my stuff back from the Vatican

Proclaim James blunt as my all time favorite singer

Tell the world that clothing offends me

Set up a Twitter and face book account, and not add workday leaders or the pope, but add the kardashians, and the girls from geordey shore

Start my own aka punk band

Remind the people of yorkshire that the black country is gods country

quit making kids die and shit"

Ha ha ha Gods country and the black country in the same sentence.

Get thee behind me Satan

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?"

Equal to what?

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

OP, if you were God your existence would be denied by many.

Well fortuneately i aint!

"Fortunately"? Don't you want to make all women equal?

Tell me the errors of my ways"

Not error of your ways as such, but if you feel women should be made equal, presumably to men, then I can only surmise you think they are not already?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was God ...... One language and the mental ability to understand each other and the emotional wherewithal to have empathy......and chocolate as available as water X

Mwah

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

OP, if you were God your existence would be denied by many.

Well fortuneately i aint!

"Fortunately"? Don't you want to make all women equal?

Tell me the errors of my ways

Not error of your ways as such, but if you feel women should be made equal, presumably to men, then I can only surmise you think they are not already?"

No it was just the old thing about all men being equal a different twist thats all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bare in mind, everything has an equal and opposite reaction.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was god I'd make swinging a religion . Think off the holy days we could have !

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"If I was god I'd make swinging a religion . Think off the holy days we could have !

Instead of the wank holidays lol

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If I was god I'd make swinging a religion . Think off the holy days we could have !

I hear plenty of people calling God's name while they are swinging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have to be a lot better behaved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If I was god I'd make swinging a religion . Think off the holy days we could have !

I hear plenty of people calling God's name while they are swinging

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so it's a good idea ? Lol

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"If I was god I'd make swinging a religion . Think off the holy days we could have !

I hear plenty of people calling God's name while they are swinging

so it's a good idea ? Lol "

Only if they are serious about him joining in

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By *nleashedCrakenMan
over a year ago

Widnes

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

Equal to what?"

I would make all men and women equal but some women and men would be more equal than others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make all men and women equal but some women and men would be more equal than others."

Animal Farm?

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Like someone said earlier, turn up on earth and hold a press conference, do a little snoring and maybe a bit of healing.

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

Vote to leave europe

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Vote to leave europe

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

I'd bring the dinosaurs back from extinction

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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago

Goole

I'd give myself a 12" cock

I'll have to chop 6" off this fooker though

It will be a bother but I'll soldier on

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd give myself a 12" cock

I'll have to chop 6" off this fooker though

It will be a bother but I'll soldier on

Can you put the odd 6" on mine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your mum.

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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago

Goole

"I'd give myself a 12" cock

I'll have to chop 6" off this fooker though

It will be a bother but I'll soldier on

Can you put the odd 6" on mine?"

I'm gonna raffle it for charity, so crack on fella

(No attachment fee's)

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd give myself a 12" cock

I'll have to chop 6" off this fooker though

It will be a bother but I'll soldier on

Can you put the odd 6" on mine?

I'm gonna raffle it for charity, so crack on fella

(No attachment fee's)

Which charity?

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By *artytwoCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

Equal to what?"

Exactly, beat me to it (as usual)

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I would make all women equaul.

What would you do?

Equal to what?

Exactly, beat me to it (as usual)"

Just a twist on all men are equal nothing sinister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd tell the human race to stop whinging and blaming me, for everything they've instigated and chosen to do; purely as a result of being given the freedom of choice by me.

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

" I'd tell the human race to stop whinging and blaming me, for everything they've instigated and chosen to do; purely as a result of being given the freedom of choice by me."

Freedom of choice you just gave it before we were ready, you twat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Press restart.

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Press restart."

What and go through it all again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd ban all religion and praying to false idols.

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd ban all religion and praying to false idols. "

So once you cant change the churches into mosques what next?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd ban all religion and praying to false idols. "

And do it all in the name of something else no doubt.

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By *exysuzi and Mr.SCouple
over a year ago

CONISTON .Stoke Suburbia. Staffs. BARMOUTH. The Lakes (Monthly)

Isn't God just Dog spelt backwards. .. woof, woof

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I'd ban all religion and praying to false idols.

So once you cant change the churches into mosques what next?"

But Christians and Muslims worship the same God.

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd ban all religion and praying to false idols.

So once you cant change the churches into mosques what next?

But Christians and Muslims worship the same God."

Well different place of worship wierd in it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn't God just Dog spelt backwards. .. woof, woof

No its an anagram of

Dgo

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I would make everyone hate each other for thinking about me in minutely different ways. I would incite irrational hatred against great swathes of the population. I would control people basic instincts through outdated doctrine and I would insist that people knelt by their beds talking to their hands despite the fact that everything I do is perfect and therefore why would they need me to change it.

To sum it up, I would simply copy the shite we already have apparently got.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would give myself a bigger Willy, and make donner kebabs and beer free of charge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill off the human race and save the plant for more deserving life forms

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Kill off the human race and save the plant for more deserving life forms "

What plant? Broccoli?

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Kill off the human race and save the plant for more deserving life forms

What plant? Broccoli?"

No for gods sake monster trucks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pooch says he already is and jolly omnipresent

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over a year ago

Would you wear white armour and ride a white horse?

I'd wipe out most of the human race who aren't bettering it.

Get all the scientists together so they can work for the good of our race. And not for profit.

Everyone would be fed, have access to clean water, and have a roof over their head.

And all rapists, murderers, etc, would all be killed live on tv and the affected families would choose how they died.

All I'd want them to do is to be decent to each other.

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Would you wear white armour and ride a white horse?

I'd wipe out most of the human race who aren't bettering it.

Get all the scientists together so they can work for the good of our race. And not for profit.

Everyone would be fed, have access to clean water, and have a roof over their head.

And all rapists, murderers, etc, would all be killed live on tv and the affected families would choose how they died.

All I'd want them to do is to be decent to each other."

That's fucking mental.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pooch says he already is and jolly omnipresent

Omnipresent is one of my favourite words

Along with Ubiquitous and sphincter

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"Would you wear white armour and ride a white horse?

I'd wipe out most of the human race who aren't bettering it.

Get all the scientists together so they can work for the good of our race. And not for profit.

Everyone would be fed, have access to clean water, and have a roof over their head.

And all rapists, murderers, etc, would all be killed live on tv and the affected families would choose how they died.

All I'd want them to do is to be decent to each other.

That's fucking mental."

Is that good or bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you wear white armour and ride a white horse?

I'd wipe out most of the human race who aren't bettering it.

Get all the scientists together so they can work for the good of our race. And not for profit.

Everyone would be fed, have access to clean water, and have a roof over their head.

And all rapists, murderers, etc, would all be killed live on tv and the affected families would choose how they died.

All I'd want them to do is to be decent to each other.

That's fucking mental."

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was god which in reality I couldn't be because I believe in the process of natural evolution but if I were I would make it compulsory for all women to succumb to my charms most do anyway in fairness but the odd stragglers

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By *rinking-in-laCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Would you wear white armour and ride a white horse?

I'd wipe out most of the human race who aren't bettering it.

Get all the scientists together so they can work for the good of our race. And not for profit.

Everyone would be fed, have access to clean water, and have a roof over their head.

And all rapists, murderers, etc, would all be killed live on tv and the affected families would choose how they died.

All I'd want them to do is to be decent to each other.

That's fucking mental.

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs."

Or committing genocide.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you wear white armour and ride a white horse?

I'd wipe out most of the human race who aren't bettering it.

Get all the scientists together so they can work for the good of our race. And not for profit.

Everyone would be fed, have access to clean water, and have a roof over their head.

And all rapists, murderers, etc, would all be killed live on tv and the affected families would choose how they died.

All I'd want them to do is to be decent to each other.

That's fucking mental.

Can't make an omelette without breaking a few eggs.

Or committing genocide."

Like God hasn't done it before?

I'd be God. Don't make me smite You

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over a year ago

I would send my son to one of the most deserted, illiterate corners of the Globe for a bloody and cruel sacrifice and leave no evidence of this except tenth-hand reports by superstitious scared peasants.

Why? To save you all.

But, I would still deem you all sick at birth and command you to be well and if you don't make the grade I will send you to an eternal pit of fire for you to burn and suffer till the end of time. But I will love you. Honest

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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago

Goole

"I would send my son to one of the most deserted, illiterate corners of the Globe for a bloody and cruel sacrifice and leave no evidence of this except tenth-hand reports by superstitious scared peasants.

Why? To save you all.

Goole not that bad

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

I'd make calorie free VINO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd make calorie free VINO!"

Whoop whoop. Could you sort beer to while you're on.. Lol

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd make calorie free VINO!

Whoop whoop. Could you sort beer to while you're on.. Lol"

And cake

Crisp

Whipped cream

Starving now!

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By *allipygousMan
over a year ago

Leicester

"I'd ban all religion and praying to false idols.

So once you cant change the churches into mosques what next?

But Christians and Muslims worship the same God.

Well different place of worship wierd in it?"

What's weird? There are many examples where people purport to like/want the same thing yet go about it totally differently.

So-called swingers for a start; they don't all go about their activities the same way and some look down on how others go about doing what they do.

Sport: Football. One set of rules yet millions will swear their team is the only one to support and will fight, and occasionally kill, followers of other teams to prove their point. Not too dissimilar to people of faith worshipping the same God in their own way, is it?

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By *abphil OP Man
over a year ago

sheffield

"I'd ban all religion and praying to false idols.

So once you cant change the churches into mosques what next?

But Christians and Muslims worship the same God.

Well different place of worship wierd in it?

What's weird? There are many examples where people purport to like/want the same thing yet go about it totally differently.

So-called swingers for a start; they don't all go about their activities the same way and some look down on how others go about doing what they do.

Ah see where you are going gang warefare!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ban tights

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