FabSwingers.com forum: Back at work after a week off

By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofia OP Woman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

And I am a grumpy old sod! I've forgotten what it is I actually do around here and forgotten how to write!!! Thank god I've two free periods to wake myself up! Knew I should've pulled a sickie!

Any decent jokes to cheer this grumpy old sod up would be much appreciated!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I'm off today!

(Are you laughing yet?)

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

Did you hear the one about the teacher who went back to school?.....

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofia OP Woman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I'm off today!

(Are you laughing yet?)

Grrrr! No! Just looked at term dates though, only 4 weeks till I'm off again, yaaay! Now I'm laughing!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofia OP Woman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Why did Adele cross the road?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm off today!

(Are you laughing yet?)

Grrrr! No! Just looked at term dates though, only 4 weeks till I'm off again, yaaay! Now I'm laughing!

See that didn't take long!

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

"Why did Adele cross the road?

I don't know. Go on.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't mean to rub it in, but im off today

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofia OP Woman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Why did Adele cross the road?

I don't know. Go on....."

Because she wanted to say...HELLLLOOOOOO from the other side!!!

Not the best but it makes me giggle as I sing it!!! Out of tune!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofia OP Woman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I'm off today!

(Are you laughing yet?)

Grrrr! No! Just looked at term dates though, only 4 weeks till I'm off again, yaaay! Now I'm laughing!

See that didn't take long!

Not taking credit for it, are you?!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

"I'm off today!

(Are you laughing yet?)

Grrrr! No! Just looked at term dates though, only 4 weeks till I'm off again, yaaay! Now I'm laughing!

See that didn't take long!

Not taking credit for it, are you?!

Nope... just glad you're smiling.

Now have you actually done any work?

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofia OP Woman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Don't mean to rub it in, but im off today

Bloody single men, rubbing it in without asking!!!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofia OP Woman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I'm off today!

(Are you laughing yet?)

Grrrr! No! Just looked at term dates though, only 4 weeks till I'm off again, yaaay! Now I'm laughing!

See that didn't take long!

Not taking credit for it, are you?!

Nope... just glad you're smiling.

Now have you actually done any work?

Thanks! Have I bollocks but would you believe I was just starting some and it's break time...going to have to sit on my arse for another 10 minutes!!!

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By *entle giraffeMan
over a year ago

Minehead

"Why did Adele cross the road?

I don't know. Go on.....

Because she wanted to say...HELLLLOOOOOO from the other side!!!

Not the best but it makes me giggle as I sing it!!! Out of tune!

Hehe.... I thought that may be the punch line too! Should've gone with my instinct. How's your writing coming along now?

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