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Childbirth at 60?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

With all the new technology regarding fertility, recently a 60-year-old friend of mine was able to give birth. When she was discharged from the hospital and went home, I went to visit.

'May I see the new baby?' I asked

'Not yet,' She said 'I'll make coffee and we can visit for a while first.'

Thirty minutes had passed, and I asked, 'May I see the new baby now?'

'No, not yet,' She said.

After another few minutes had elapsed,

I asked again, 'May I see the baby now?'

'No, not yet,' replied my friend.

Growing very impatient, I asked, 'Well, when can I see the baby?'

'WHEN HE CRIES!' she told me.

'WHEN HE CRIES?' I demanded. 'Why do I have to wait until he CRIES?'

'BECAUSE I FORGOT WHERE I PUT HIM, O.K.?!!'

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol oo thank u that made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They say you inherit insanity......from your kids.

I had my last one at 40....I'm still searching for my sanity, should return once he's about 21.

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