FabSwingers.com forum: The silliest thing you've been asked on Fab...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I've just been asked if I've ever been with a woman... is the fact that my sexual orientation is bisexual not a super massive clue?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

£50 for a blow job, I did think this was a swingers site! They are free to the right people

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By *inzi LTV/TS
over a year ago

The Garden of Eden in Beautiful North Wales

Someone once asked me if he could feel my legs as he drove round!

I politely declined and wanked him off at mine instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man asked if he couls come around and clean my house while I verbally abused him, always thought that was pretty strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i breed you

.some strange folk on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked once if I could cum in a condom and meet him so he could drink it

Told him I wasn't a takeaway that done deliveries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£50 for a blow job, I did think this was a swingers site! They are free to the right people

I got an offer of a stupidly large sum of money to see my boobs. I pointed out that he could peruse my picture library for free and gratis!!! Jolly odd.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I fart in a guys face ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I fart in a guys face ??"

Probably but not in mine

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I got asked to pay £90 to cover 'travel costs'.

We were both in London!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A man asked if he couls come around and clean my house while I verbally abused him, always thought that was pretty strange"

PM me his name, I could do with someone coming round and cleaning my home

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

"£50 for a blow job, I did think this was a swingers site! They are free to the right people

I got an offer of a stupidly large sum of money to see my boobs. I pointed out that he could peruse my picture library for free and gratis!!! Jolly odd. "

They are a nice pair of boobs (sorry replied privately

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

"I've just been asked if I've ever been with a woman... is the fact that my sexual orientation is bisexual not a super massive clue?

Well technically taking this at face value does not mean you have been with a woman...

My fb is bi and wants to sleep with women but never has.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you fertile

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Someone asked if they could eat my poo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do i meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one from a total stranger saying he would book me into a 5 star hotel in London, pay travel costs plus an extra £300 if I'd go and use him as a human toilet.

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By *aked_ShenanigansCouple
over a year ago

nearby

A couple wanted to meet E alone to brush her hair and play with her belly button. And they wanted to fly her to the states. She wasn't amused when I went looking for the passports!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck is probably the silliest I've been asked....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I Would have sex with a dog or a horse

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

One 'woman' sent me a message simply saying "£50 for a quickie and £200 for the whole night".

My reply was "Sorry but I don't accept cash for sex".

That was the last that I heard from her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fancy a fuck is probably the silliest I've been asked...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I had been to the toilet that day!

Mrs Time x

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"One 'woman' sent me a message simply saying "£50 for a quickie and £200 for the whole night".

My reply was "Sorry but I don't accept cash for sex".

That was the last that I heard from her."

made me giggle!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Constantly asked if I really do have a fireblade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you marry me? From a complete stranger who has no idea who I am or what I look like (apart from my boobs)."

I've had that a few times too. No prior contact, just a marriage proposal

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Someone asked if they could eat my poo "

ewwwww

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By *ingcom76Man
over a year ago

cheltenham

Not exactly a silly question but I was chatting to a guy recently whose turn ons are balloons and smashing plates!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been asked to verify before we had met, then refused to meet. People are weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£50 for a blow job, I did think this was a swingers site! They are free to the right people

Yeah a guy asked me the same question

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Someone asked if they could eat my poo

ewwwww"

This was last night. I was gonna wind him up and go along with it but I was way too tired. My response was "I'm a bit bunged up at the moment. But if you can wait til Monday then sure" or something along those lines. I was nice enough to then tell him I'm winding him up but yeah xD

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By *ustcantgetenuf50Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I was asked the other night, if a fab member could come and crash at my house, I've never met him before, never chatted to him. I asked him if he was serious and apparently he was.

That's weird

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Someone asked if they could eat my poo

ewwwww

You should have asked for his address so you could pop it in the post

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

"Someone asked if they could eat my poo

ewwwww

You should have asked for his address so you could pop it in the post

If I wasn't so tired that would have been my next message :')

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

If it would be ok to hold my head under a sink full of cold water and watch me struggle for breath

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

Was asked a while ago how indians tasted..

I replied chilli and spicey

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Was asked a while ago how indians tasted..

I replied chilli and spicey

I'd of thought it was with a tongue like everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was offered money to play with myself while I watch a guy suck his own penis ....

To shit in his mouth (he used them words)

And generally offered money for the weirdest of things to which I simply reply I do it for free haha

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Will you marry me? From a complete stranger who has no idea who I am or what I look like (apart from my boobs)."

I've had this too.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"Someone asked if they could eat my poo "

I woke up to a similar message this morning

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Got asked if my boobs were mine

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"£50 for a blow job, I did think this was a swingers site! They are free to the right people

They sure are; all they cost (on fab) is months of patients and hours of writing messages, most of which never get read - yay for free stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"£50 for a blow job, I did think this was a swingers site! They are free to the right people

I got offered £150 for 10 minutes but he didn't specify ten minutes of what lol

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

I was offered 100 quid to kick a guy's balls over and over again for an hour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yesterday to be filled to the brim with cum 2-4 times a week until I am pregnant and today it was £50 for a blow job.

Also been offered 50 quid for used keks and to use someone as a slave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like beards erm Tony has one so what do you think x marie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some weirdo asked me if my keyboard is configured to a US or a UK layout. Some people, eh?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asking for a meet. The question was fine, it was the person that was the problem!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was offered 100 quid to kick a guy's balls over and over again for an hour."

There are a few women I know of in Brighton that do that, and charge a lot more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was once asked if it was true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny....

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By *tretchygirl and tintinWoman
over a year ago

Dartford

"I was offered 100 quid to kick a guy's balls over and over again for an hour.

There are a few women I know of in Brighton that do that, and charge a lot more!"

I did say to him that he was taking the piss and to not insult me he'd have to pay me double lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy from Bristol mailed me and asked if I had a spare room he could use, as he couldn't accommodate,and he had a meet planned, cheek

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some weirdo asked me if my keyboard is configured to a US or a UK layout. Some people, eh?

-Courtney "

Well is it ?

I cant change my layout for some reason,

The @ key is the " key and I can't do a pound sign as it comes out as #

Nothing apart from a couple asking if they could come round to mine in the first message but that's not silly it just wasn't going to happen

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

We've been asked...If we meet single guys...If Fab works for us...And my favourite...Can I come round, move her panties to the side and look at her pussy then tuck £20 in the waistband and leave without anyone saying anything.

There's some smooth talking fuckers on here sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some weirdo asked me if my keyboard is configured to a US or a UK layout. Some people, eh?

-Courtney

Well is it ?

I cant change my layout for some reason,

The @ key is the " key and I can't do a pound sign as it comes out as #

Nothing apart from a couple asking if they could come round to mine in the first message but that's not silly it just wasn't going to happen"

Depends on which computer I'm on. My laptop is in US format.

And that's twice I've been asked the silly question

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By *he feckersCouple
over a year ago

rosyth

had all the silly ones but the favourite is " have you had a meet yet " doh verifications are there try reading lol

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By *ny1localMan
over a year ago

READING

"Yesterday to be filled to the brim with cum 2-4 times a week until I am pregnant and today it was £50 for a blow job.

Also been offered 50 quid for used keks and to use someone as a slave."
...no-ones ever offered me £50 for my used kecks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you rim my arse as good as my poddle can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wank on the phone with a dude, whilst he tells me what he wants me to do to his wife!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I was asked by a guy if he and a mate could rape me

I did point out that if I were to say yes, I've consented therefore it's not rape

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Also had a guy ask me if I would go on Skype and watch his dog lick peanut butter of his balls

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By *ecretlyASoftieWoman
over a year ago

Hull but travel regularly

"Also had a guy ask me if I would go on Skype and watch his dog lick peanut butter of his balls "

How was it?

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Also had a guy ask me if I would go on Skype and watch his dog lick peanut butter of his balls

How was it?

Not sure but my bitch seemed to enjoy it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just been asked to believe a oicture of a dead american male model is actually a fella from Cov!

Erm- reverse image search says not 'hun'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And not one of you that posted on this thread answered my question.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message off a random guy asking would I wear a pair of cycling shorts for a week and then sell them to a him to wear on his head...

...Messaged out the blue, no previous message, no previous relationship to the guy...very forward!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I wanted a meet NOW.

It was from a single guy at 03:30, I was having a poo before going to work.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Wot u up 2

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wot u up 2"

Not hw r u?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wot u up 2"

Yeah but...wot r u up 2?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wot u up 2"

I usually get wuu2?

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By *ELLONS AND CREAMWoman
over a year ago

stourbridge area

"can i breed you

.some strange folk on here"

I had this same thing ..... strange ...

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

was once asked......."am I a mn or a woman"? well, durrrrrrrr. the cd is a bit of a clue

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

man...damn keyboard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got asked if I was on the pill and if I'd do it bb!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been asked to poop in someone's mouth so he could eat it . Another guy (same day actually ) wanted me to use him as a human toilet

and another wanted me to drive a fair few miles , he would massage me then I had to sit next to him and watch him wank ... but he didn't want to have sex.

I accepted all offers ... not

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"I got asked if I was on the pill and if I'd do it bb!!!!!!!!!!

PMSL at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked if I was on the pill and if I'd do it bb!!!!!!!!!!

PMSL at that.

He blocked me when I pointed out I was TG

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I've been asked to poop in someone's mouth so he could eat it . Another guy (same day actually ) wanted me to use him as a human toilet

and another wanted me to drive a fair few miles , he would massage me then I had to sit next to him and watch him wank ... but he didn't want to have sex.

I accepted all offers ... not

Your just to fussy

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I got asked if I was on the pill and if I'd do it bb!!!!!!!!!!

PMSL at that.

He blocked me when I pointed out I was TG

So you was thinking about it then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And not one of you that posted on this thread answered my question."

Three hours later, and still no answers.

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

"I got asked if I was on the pill and if I'd do it bb!!!!!!!!!!

PMSL at that.

He blocked me when I pointed out I was TG

So you was thinking about it then

stop, this is hurting my sides

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got asked if I was on the pill and if I'd do it bb!!!!!!!!!!

PMSL at that.

He blocked me when I pointed out I was TG

So you was thinking about it then

stop, this is hurting my sides"

Lol not on your life or mine as it happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it just me that thinks none of these are that bad? It's not nice to take the piss out of what gets others off.

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