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"Why can't I get a shag?" You are a male on a swimgers site, next. | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next." Did that solve the problem? 
I get irritable if I don't get outdoors exercising everyday...I cant just sit...utility bores me. Help. | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next." That's your advice?  | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. That's your advice? "Sounds more like an answer to a question than advise to me . I'm not sure this guy as the experience for this | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. Did that solve the problem?
I get irritable if I don't get outdoors exercising everyday...I cant just sit...utility bores me. Help. "That's easy. Don't sit. Get your lazy arse out running. And say to anyone you meet. You'll live. | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. That's your advice?
Sounds more like an answer to a question than advise to me . I'm not sure this guy as the experience for this "Tell the fella to get a wig, a skirt, some lipstick......and start sucking cock. | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. That's your advice?
Sounds more like an answer to a question than advise to me . I'm not sure this guy as the experience for this
Tell the fella to get a wig, a skirt, some lipstick......and start sucking cock. "Hmmm..... not entirely convincing in a number of ways if you think about it. | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. That's your advice?
Sounds more like an answer to a question than advise to me . I'm not sure this guy as the experience for this
Tell the fella to get a wig, a skirt, some lipstick......and start sucking cock.
Hmmm..... not entirely convincing in a number of ways if you think about it. "Do you need advice or what? Stop backchatting and start practicing with a dildo. I have helped a lot of pple | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. That's your advice?
Sounds more like an answer to a question than advise to me . I'm not sure this guy as the experience for this
Tell the fella to get a wig, a skirt, some lipstick......and start sucking cock.
Hmmm..... not entirely convincing in a number of ways if you think about it.
Do you need advice or what? Stop backchatting and start practicing with a dildo. I have helped a lot of pple"I'm too worried about having a drippy botty afterwards. Would it help if I shoved some sponges up first, do you think? | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. That's your advice?
Sounds more like an answer to a question than advise to me . I'm not sure this guy as the experience for this
Tell the fella to get a wig, a skirt, some lipstick......and start sucking cock.
Hmmm..... not entirely convincing in a number of ways if you think about it.
Do you need advice or what? Stop backchatting and start practicing with a dildo. I have helped a lot of pple"A lot of people other than himself it seems | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. That's your advice?
Sounds more like an answer to a question than advise to me . I'm not sure this guy as the experience for this
Tell the fella to get a wig, a skirt, some lipstick......and start sucking cock.
Hmmm..... not entirely convincing in a number of ways if you think about it.
Do you need advice or what? Stop backchatting and start practicing with a dildo. I have helped a lot of pple
I'm too worried about having a drippy botty afterwards. Would it help if I shoved some sponges up first, do you think? "Now I'm not a man to tell tales but I've heard a generous amount of poppers does a lot of good. Don't quote me. | |||
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"I want it to be sunny and warm but it's pissing it down and freezing. Can anyone help?" Get a suitcase, get a grand, send a letter to work about that granny, and oh... You might need a passport. Eh voila!! | |||
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"I want it to be sunny and warm but it's pissing it down and freezing. Can anyone help? Get a suitcase, get a grand, send a letter to work about that granny, and oh... You might need a passport. Eh voila!!" Nice one! See ya!!  | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. That's your advice?
Sounds more like an answer to a question than advise to me . I'm not sure this guy as the experience for this
Tell the fella to get a wig, a skirt, some lipstick......and start sucking cock.
Hmmm..... not entirely convincing in a number of ways if you think about it.
Do you need advice or what? Stop backchatting and start practicing with a dildo. I have helped a lot of pple
I'm too worried about having a drippy botty afterwards. Would it help if I shoved some sponges up first, do you think?
Now I'm not a man to tell tales but I've heard a generous amount of poppers does a lot of good. Don't quote me."Except, of course, that wasn't my initial query. | |||
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"Hello here i am ready to solve your personal problems. Form an orderly queue, remember a problem shared is a problem halved. Have you ever took advice from Agony Aunts? Did it work?" Why does work always come like buses for us self employed people, bugger all then more the you can easily handle (disgruntled working Sunday). | |||
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"Hello here i am ready to solve your personal problems. Form an orderly queue, remember a problem shared is a problem halved. Have you ever took advice from Agony Aunts? Did it work? Why does work always come like buses for us self employed people, bugger all then more the you can easily handle (disgruntled working Sunday)." Obviously not that busy else you wouldn't find time to be on fab  | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. Did that solve the problem?
I get irritable if I don't get outdoors exercising everyday...I cant just sit...utility bores me. Help. "Get yourself a good man | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. That's your advice?
Sounds more like an answer to a question than advise to me . I'm not sure this guy as the experience for this
Tell the fella to get a wig, a skirt, some lipstick......and start sucking cock.
Hmmm..... not entirely convincing in a number of ways if you think about it.
Do you need advice or what? Stop backchatting and start practicing with a dildo. I have helped a lot of pple
I'm too worried about having a drippy botty afterwards. Would it help if I shoved some sponges up first, do you think? "No you will find potato masers best, next | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. That's your advice?
Sounds more like an answer to a question than advise to me . I'm not sure this guy as the experience for this
Tell the fella to get a wig, a skirt, some lipstick......and start sucking cock.
Hmmm..... not entirely convincing in a number of ways if you think about it.
Do you need advice or what? Stop backchatting and start practicing with a dildo. I have helped a lot of pple
I'm too worried about having a drippy botty afterwards. Would it help if I shoved some sponges up first, do you think?
Now I'm not a man to tell tales but I've heard a generous amount of poppers does a lot of good. Don't quote me."Not true you need hundreds next | |||
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"I want it to be sunny and warm but it's pissing it down and freezing. Can anyone help?" Yes tell him to piss on you indoors, next | |||
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"I want it to be sunny and warm but it's pissing it down and freezing. Can anyone help? Get a suitcase, get a grand, send a letter to work about that granny, and oh... You might need a passport. Eh voila!!" Bad advice your boss reads this, next | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag? You are a male on a swimgers site, next. That's your advice?
Sounds more like an answer to a question than advise to me . I'm not sure this guy as the experience for this
Tell the fella to get a wig, a skirt, some lipstick......and start sucking cock.
Hmmm..... not entirely convincing in a number of ways if you think about it.
Do you need advice or what? Stop backchatting and start practicing with a dildo. I have helped a lot of pple
I'm too worried about having a drippy botty afterwards. Would it help if I shoved some sponges up first, do you think?
Now I'm not a man to tell tales but I've heard a generous amount of poppers does a lot of good. Don't quote me.
Except, of course, that wasn't my initial query. "Just pull yourself together asking questions will het you nowhere, next | |||
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"Hello here i am ready to solve your personal problems. Form an orderly queue, remember a problem shared is a problem halved. Have you ever took advice from Agony Aunts? Did it work? Why does work always come like buses for us self employed people, bugger all then more the you can easily handle (disgruntled working Sunday)." Try doing some work on a monday when the rates are lower, next | |||
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"Now where is the OP? Isn't there a rule against leaving your thread unattended?" Mind your own fucking business, next | |||
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"Now where is the OP? Isn't there a rule against leaving your thread unattended? Mind your own fucking business, next" Now that's more like it. | |||
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"Now where is the OP? Isn't there a rule against leaving your thread unattended? Mind your own fucking business, next Now that's more like it." And your problem is? Next | |||
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"Well that seems like a job well done!" Have you ever worked for Wrexham Borough Council? | |||
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"Well that seems like a job well done! Have you ever worked for Wrexham Borough Council?" Ha ha ha funnily enough pmsl | |||
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"Well that seems like a job well done! Have you ever worked for Wrexham Borough Council? Ha ha ha funnily enough pmsl" Remember no problem too small | |||
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"Hello here i am ready to solve your personal problems. Form an orderly queue, remember a problem shared is a problem halved. Have you ever took advice from Agony Aunts? Did it work?" Genuine problem uncle phil, people will say I'm a sap but I don't care. I'm still a little bit hung up on a guy I dated for just 5 months in 2014!! I think about him all the time. Not seen him in the flesh since may last year, not spoken to him via message since Xmas when he wished me a merry Xmas. He's the one that got away, I wanted more he said he couldn't do that because his free time is when he see's his son and his friends and that if he had a gf he'd have to divide his free time even more to see a gf! (He's armed forces and spends long periods of time away) | |||
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"Why can't I get a shag?" You're not in Penge | |||
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"Hello here i am ready to solve your personal problems. Form an orderly queue, remember a problem shared is a problem halved. Have you ever took advice from Agony Aunts? Did it work? Genuine problem uncle phil, people will say I'm a sap but I don't care. I'm still a little bit hung up on a guy I dated for just 5 months in 2014!! I think about him all the time. Not seen him in the flesh since may last year, not spoken to him via message since Xmas when he wished me a merry Xmas. He's the one that got away, I wanted more he said he couldn't do that because his free time is when he see's his son and his friends and that if he had a gf he'd have to divide his free time even more to see a gf! (He's armed forces and spends long periods of time away) " Its tough love. I know how you feel because i feel exactly the same about a girl i met when i was 14. Build a shrine with lots of photos of him in it (if possible sound recordings of his voice too).and masterbate with imitation phallic objects that resemble his penis as often as possible. Worship the shrine as often as possible and allow no one else entry. Under no circumstance try to have other relationships. But most of all Try to evade the people who want to have you sectioned, he's yours and only yours. Next | |||
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"Ummm thanks!?  "Did it help? | |||
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"Ummm thanks!?
Did it help?"Not really, I really liked him. | |||
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"Ummm thanks!?
Did it help?
Not really, I really liked him. "Throw yourself at him mercilessly show him the errors of his ways | |||
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"I've got a slight problem, you see my boss is a bit of a wanker... How do I actually explain to him that he really is a wanker?" The chances are he /she knows this. It won't change as his boss likes the relationship as hes a wanker as well. | |||
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"The worst vice is advice so I would advise you not to give it "Ok know all take your own advice. | |||
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"I've got a slight problem, you see my boss is a bit of a wanker... How do I actually explain to him that he really is a wanker? The chances are he /she knows this. It won't change as his boss likes the relationship as hes a wanker as well." .... And now everything becomes apparently clear! Thanks.  | |||
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"I've got a slight problem, you see my boss is a bit of a wanker... How do I actually explain to him that he really is a wanker? The chances are he /she knows this. It won't change as his boss likes the relationship as hes a wanker as well. .... And now everything becomes apparently clear! Thanks. "So what makes him a wanker? | |||
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