FabSwingers.com forum: what is the worst thing you can say right after sex

By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You dad was much better.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

Just north of Bristol

Thanks grandma

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

"You dad was much better.

Naughty lol have you ever fucked a father and son

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's your name again?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Two out of ten! Next!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you started yet

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

Did you come?

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By *_SteelMan
over a year ago

Gillingham

Have you got a sister?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's that blood come from?

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Oh. Did I forget to mention my STI?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was that it?

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

Well I suppose that will have to do for now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My next meet is in an hour..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"What's your name again? "

I have to sadly admit to saying this once. It was a long time ago though.

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"My next meet is in an hour..

Actually, I have heard that before.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I struggle to speak after sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't tell the wife.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmmmm.....

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

right... how much do I owe ya...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know a good doctor and it's really not the death sentence it once was!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Next time can the cat join in ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh Iv still my socks on !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did I wake you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your name again?

I have to sadly admit to saying this once. It was a long time ago though.

I think my fourth meet on here did that to me and the feeling was horrible

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By *lacksausageMan
over a year ago

Birmingham Airport

"Did I wake you? "

Now that set me thinking......tsch tch tch tch tch.

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By *atcoupleCouple
over a year ago

Suffolk - East Anglia

"What's your name again?

I have to sadly admit to saying this once. It was a long time ago though.

I think my fourth meet on here did that to me and the feeling was horrible

Well apologies. She did take it well fortunately and I had genuinely forgotten her name.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Must be off. My wife doesn't know I'm here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You better get tested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry did you want to cum too?

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

Is that a scab

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By *amantha45Woman
over a year ago

blackpool

Was it in I didn't feel it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I norm last longer than a Minuit soz love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sorry." "That hit the spot." "oh no..." We love coming up with these...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Close the door on your way out....

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

When is the husband home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woops...

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By *eanut Butter CupWoman
over a year ago

B & M Bargains

"What's your name again? "

Oh I always have to ask that in clubs, I'm terrible at remembering names

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By *ldo6999Man
over a year ago

larkhall

I think my condoms split!!!! @#$#

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Hello, I'm Tina Titz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit Iv missed emerdale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In true Liar Liar fashion

"I've had better"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my experience the worst thing you can ever start a convo about is other people . Next to that its cars lol

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By *_SteelMan
over a year ago

Gillingham

Damn! I didn't realise the game had already started!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass the wand

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By *ilk_TrayMan
over a year ago

South West

How long you reckon you'll be staying?

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By *aptain V OP Man
over a year ago

Birstall, Leicester

Round two?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope that was better for you than it was for me !

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Is that it??.

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

Do you really want the worst?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My next meet is in an hour..

I've said that before lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to finish myself off now your done x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I started a thread when i shoukdve actually posted it on this one :-/ oh well never mind .

Women . Dont ask the bloke after sex if he enjoyed it . In my opinion it screams out lack of confidence . Ask me if i want a brew and round 2, not if i enjoyed it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want a veri

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Longview

K.....thanks! Could you make my kids a sandwich on your way out?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bum is soggy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This rash isn't contagious. Don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey I've pulled out wearing a condom I wasn't wearing when I went in....

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Mind if I wipe it on your curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry for farting when you were licking my pussy it was trapped wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could murder a KFC, generally sex makes me hungry lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was adequate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mind if I wipe it on your curtains?"

Don't ask, just wipe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fuck that's over

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The magnetic strip on my credit card is damaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the Margaret Thatcher mask on and let's go again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Was it in I didn't feel it

I don't know

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Sorry....wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That first minute was for me, the last 30 seconds was all for you baby

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it John, or Joanne

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh you said STI? Yes. I thought you said something else.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

You were crap, my wife is better than.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So, I thought you might like to go out for a meal..you know, meet the parents..better to do it now and not wait...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go make a brew so i can finish off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahh, I remember now you said you had four kids and there is no cesarean scar, that explains it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow that was great, now tell me about your STi , I've got a GTi - I love cars

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley & London

Can you pass me the stopwatch. I think you just set a record and not in a good way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let me check my Fitbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have gone to specsavers.

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By *rnortholtMan
over a year ago

Waveney Valley & London

"Let me check my Fitbit "

Damn you capped my line!

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By *hell and jWoman
over a year ago

Worksop

Hope you not marked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After a night shift I fell asleep once so I guess .... Snoring ! Halfway through

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where's the sick bucket?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How much

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By *nfamyMan
over a year ago

Goole

"Pass the wand

I think we just both had the same experience, so I'll stay and watch

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

I needed that....cheers mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did I wake you? "

Lmao!

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

I knew I should've gone home and had a wank instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get dressed and say they're off! First time I slept with that army dude he got up and started to get dressed, I was like umm where the fuck do you think you're going!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying nothng at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, I'm Adam Johnson."

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By *dinMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

ermmmmm, who are you?

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By *els01Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Not so much what someone said more what they did!

Picked up their phone as soon as they had pulled out

really rude!! Xxx

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By *ithintemptationsCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

"is that shit on your top lip?"

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

Can you rub my piles better

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By *igboy86214Man
over a year ago

Chatteris

Jump up,swing my arms in the air and scream " I won! I cum first!"

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Well thank god that's over - pass the remote would you?

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

We're getting funny looks from the librarians, shall we go somewhere more private?

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By *enny79TV/TS
over a year ago

chesterfield

Which rooms my girlfriends??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cumming face is so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry about the snoring in the middle.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Crawley Down

Brilliant, corrie will be on in a minute, just let yourself out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your breath smells will you brush your teeth please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should have worn a condom I'm hiv positive

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By *lwaysup4it69Couple
over a year ago

Kirkby in Ashfield

That was great but not as good as last night with your sister

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By *riskynriskyCouple
over a year ago

Essex.

You're scared!!! I've got to walk back through the woods on my own...

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

That's the first time that I have achieved 3 generations of the same family. ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooops my condoms split

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should have worn a condom I'm hiv positive"

That brought the mood down

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By *unguyMan
over a year ago

lozells

I've had better

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