FabSwingers.com forum: Comment with something you'd never say

By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Post with something that you would never never ever say in earnest.

I'll start:

These bloody immigrants, coming here to take our jobs. The NHS is full, go back to your own countries!

(OMG I nearly threw up just typing that.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Cunt

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

How lovely

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm not here to shag the whole site.

Quantity over quality.

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"How lovely"

LMFAO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hung guy wanting to smash your back doors in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm prim & proper

Her

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By *cduck and Blue eyesCouple
over a year ago

nr chester

"Hung guy wanting to smash your back doors in. "
. Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hung guy wanting to smash your back doors in. "

What bout my back door

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

I would never say

"Is that the best you can do"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" here babe, here's my bank card, go wild and buy yet another guitar. I know 6 isn't enough for anyone" x

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

The forums are welcoming and tolerant of others

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Hung guy wanting to smash your back doors in. "

Oh... no.... I couldn't possibly.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going too leave your face like a painters radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not here to shag the whole site.

Quantity over quality.

That's exactly what we would never say !

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wanted: virgin.

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Really gagging for a meet with three VVWE guys now....Paul is out and I have he place to myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alright darlin, as long as I've got a nose you'll always have somewhere to sit"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post with something that you would never never ever say in earnest.

I'll start:

These bloody immigrants, coming here to take our jobs. The NHS is full, go back to your own countries!

(OMG I nearly threw up just typing that.

) "

Just imagine how amazing the NHS would be if all these foreign doctors didn't want to work here!!

(When was the last time you went to hospital and saw a British doctor?!)

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Cunt

I know right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread is incredible clever little puppet

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I'm not here to shag the whole site.

Quantity over quality.

That's exactly what we would never say !

( *high five*

You're one of my fave swingers. I think if I were swinging with a partner I'd be quite similar to you.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

I find your intellect intimidating.

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"This thread is incredible clever little puppet "

The idea is to say something you'd never say you like calling people puppets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a meet!

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

""Alright darlin, as long as I've got a nose you'll always have somewhere to sit"

Please. Please say this to me. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love you all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This thread is incredible clever little puppet

The idea is to say something you'd never say you like calling people puppets "

My oh my clever little puppet

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"This thread is incredible clever little puppet "

Your posts are always so insightful and affectionate!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"Cunt

. Couldn't even bring myself to type it so I'm glad you could so I could just quote it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post with something that you would never never ever say in earnest.

I'll start:

These bloody immigrants, coming here to take our jobs. The NHS is full, go back to your own countries!

(OMG I nearly threw up just typing that.

) "
you're gorgeous,you're a nob ,you use too many emojees

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

"Cunt

I know right

Not even a mention of Sting or Collins

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By *j47Man
over a year ago

limerick

No ill not get my cock out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are out tonight , but not looking to play - social meet only

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

"This thread is incredible clever little puppet

The idea is to say something you'd never say you like calling people puppets

My oh my clever little puppet "

The ironic thing is you think I'm the puppet

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

You can cum on my hair

Who needs chocolate?! Pfft doesn't do anything for to my tummy anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It wasn't the dog I did it.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

David Cameron really really doesn't want to take money away from those who need it the most.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many messages so I had to bulk delete

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow... You mean you actually read my profile!

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By *arksMan
over a year ago

in the centre

You want to give me a BJ far too often

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Not looking to meet straight away. I love to chat and really get to know the real you.

No, don't show me your cock!!

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Tea? No thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not looking to meet straight away. I love to chat and really get to know the real you.

No, don't show me your cock!! "

Brilliant !

Are we related ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just here to chat!

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Not looking to meet straight away. I love to chat and really get to know the real you.

No, don't show me your cock!!

Brilliant !

Are we related ?

That's what I thought about your "social" comment. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to be ruined. Cum destroy my pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah go for it stick a couple in!

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Just one at a time, please, boys!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/02/16 11:11:15]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats a nice cock

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Yeah course I'll meet you at 3am despite you having no pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Post with something that you would never never ever say in earnest.

I'll start:

These bloody immigrants, coming here to take our jobs. The NHS is full, go back to your own countries!

(OMG I nearly threw up just typing that.

)

Just imagine how amazing the NHS would be if all these foreign doctors didn't want to work here!!

(When was the last time you went to hospital and saw a British doctor?!)

Last week. Had a very hot English Dr when I was taken to hospital. Wouldn't stop flirting with me. Wish I got her number

Back to the original topic; I'm having so much fun on this site and meeting new people

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Yeah course I'll meet you at 3am despite you having no pics

Ha ha ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"....oh yes! Let's organise a hotel meet!"

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

No more Green & Black butterscotch for me thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I acknowledge your religious faith and respect it. It is completely sensible to believe what you believe in.

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By *ensual temptressWoman
over a year ago

Southampton

Thanks for your introductory message asking to meet in your truck parked at side of the road . I'd be delighted to rush over right this second to a total random as yourself. Naturally ill fuck you and the hitch hiker you picked up bare back and the payment of £50 great fully received !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All people who've blocked me are lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Really my dear, that sounds like a terrible situation you're in, and it's clearly not all bullshit to get some kind of attention....

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Really my dear, that sounds like a terrible situation you're in, and it's clearly not all bullshit to get some kind of attention...."

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Gosh, you're all being very open minded and accepting today of everyone's beliefs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh go on....i know the welfare state was never designed for it, but fuck it! Let 'em all in!

I guess we could just increase the age of retirement to help pay....no no, I'm more than happy about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to go to a club and pay the reasonable fee to get in and fuck loads of women who's names I may never know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Init

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Of course i believe the sea level is rising. That island built on top of the remains of a fragile coral reef in a known area of seismic activity is all the evidence i need! Of course i believe it's all my fault and i deserve to have as much of my salary taken away from me to finance wind farms! Of course i believe wind farms are good for the environment and not just a tax scam for the mega rich! I'm glad my tax money goes into subsidies for the turbine owners! Yay! Of course I'm glad the government has saved me from terrorism by putting cctv on every street corner and are monitoring all my electronic communications! I feel much safer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gang bang anyone?!

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Of course i believe the sea level is rising. That island built on top of the remains of a fragile coral reef in a known area of seismic activity is all the evidence i need! Of course i believe it's all my fault and i deserve to have as much of my salary taken away from me to finance wind farms! Of course i believe wind farms are good for the environment and not just a tax scam for the mega rich! I'm glad my tax money goes into subsidies for the turbine owners! Yay! Of course I'm glad the government has saved me from terrorism by putting cctv on every street corner and are monitoring all my electronic communications! I feel much safer."

That is 100% what you would say, in that exact tone of voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not in there. I don't like it there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That is 100% what you would say, in that exact tone of voice.

Of course! You're right again!

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

That is 100% what you would say, in that exact tone of voice.

Of course! You're right again!

Devil!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I am.fed up with all this blumming walking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can all the women please stop messaging me, i only want to suck some cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't it great how the English have to pay for prescriptions!

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Hunt is really going the right way with this NHS. How dare they strike! Why can't they just work the hours for the pay that the government decide they should have?! Selfish crabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometimes when I'm listening to music from "back in the day" i think to myself "well it would have sounded much better if the singer had used an auto tuner on his voice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

24/7 NHS can only be a good thing. I doubt any nurse forced onto nights or weekend work with no uplift would just go and work for BUPA instead....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hunt is really going the right way with this NHS. How dare they strike! Why can't they just work the hours for the pay that the government decide they should have?! Selfish crabs. "

Hunt by name....politician by nature....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish there was more consumerism in Christmas, I'm offended it makes me think about religion.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wud u like 2 play wiv me luvie

I'd never in a million years say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What we need is more "days", valentines day, mothers day, fathers day, Halloween even.. I need more excuses to buy overpriced cards and crappy gifts while feeling guilty that I've left it to late and haven't spent enough..

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

Can't stop here talking bollocks, have invited Katie Hopkins and Nigel Farage for lunch at my local Conservative club..

maybe fit in a bit of fox hunting later..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message: let's fuck

Why yes of course I couldn't think of anything better

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"You want to give me a BJ far too often

It's too much I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, i doubt very much that Tony Blair had Dr David Kelly assassinated. It's not even odd that the police case into his disappearance was opened 4 hours before we was reported as missing...all perfectly normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too bloody right we're going Dutch you tight mare it's 2016!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't we just have a cuddle instead...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might well be an ff couple but no, I don't want one of you rimming me while I'm balls deep in the other!

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't need another pair of shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't we just have a cuddle instead...

We will get along

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By *a petite madameWoman
over a year ago

London / Essex

"I want to be ruined. Cum destroy my pussy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to be ruined. Please don't ruin me.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I want a 10" cock up my rude tube.

Quickly goes to set filters on full deflection..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no, anal prolapse is VERY attractive..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why does no one ever want to find out if women like men with beards and tattoos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're right, we ARE all the same height lying down.

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

Please only send cock shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please- I need your cocksnot up my fartpipe!

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

"Please- I need your cocksnot up my fartpipe!

Again????

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Fu*k

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please- I need your cocksnot up my fartpipe!

Again????

Ok I may have actually mentioned it at some point but I draw the line at sweetcorn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I do fancy a fuck, see you in 5 mins

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love hours of oral and nothing else.

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By *iscean MaleMan
over a year ago

Darlaston

I dont normally do this but you are different

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By *abphilMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I got a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They aint taking our jobs at all . Theyre doing work noone else seems to want to do . I think mentioning the nhs on a sex site thats likely full of sti's and std's a bit hypocritical . I love sex lol . I dont think anyone willing to put undue strain with stis and stds a bit on the shit side

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I love sex lol"

Wait, you DON'T love sex?!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

Im a Virgin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn the lights off! I'm shy

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By *rank n BettyCouple
over a year ago

Not meeting

We love politicians

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex once is always enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd love a gang bang with everyone off the forums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No no, anal prolapse is VERY attractive..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marry me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it when you forget to shower

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love the tickle of your stay public hair in the back of my throat

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By *r H and Good Pet OP Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Turn the lights off! I'm shy

Ah ha ha ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll just have the one glass of wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh, I can't wait to go near a vagina!

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