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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Than women... Thread closes at 175 shouldn't take long to fill...

Measure things..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paralel park

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By *ovable roguesCouple
over a year ago

GATESHEAD

The flu haha xx

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

drive

runs for cover

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By *oyce69Man
over a year ago

Driffield

Writing their name in the snow.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Give me a week and I will come back to this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Appreciate boobs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember dates (calendar)

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By *rcticFoxxxWoman
over a year ago

Hereabouts

Fart

Make tool belts look sexy

Wee standing up

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Piss up walls

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Think with their dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning. And cheffing.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Think with their dicks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last minute Christmas shopping

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm thinking......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Commit fabicide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put the bin out

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Sleeping after Sunday lunch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Move fridge freezers.

Yes I need help moving one

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth

Mediate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miss the toilet when peeing.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Pee in plastic bottles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paralel park "

My parallel parking is better than my ex husband's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look better in a shirt and tie

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Paralel park "

Nope, no-one can match me on that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picking their noses,burping and farting simultaneously.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Paralel park

My parallel parking is better than my ex husband's"

I ignored him on purpose, I can do it too but a man would never believe it

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Give bear hugs

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"I'm thinking......"

Don't take too long, Thread closes soon.

Put up shelves.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore obstacles / dishes / dirty laundry/ partners worries/ new hair do's..

..we're good at the ignoring thing

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Selective deafness..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paralel park

My parallel parking is better than my ex husband's

I ignored him on purpose, I can do it too but a man would never believe it "

My reversing around the corner was exemplary too

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Ignore obstacles / dishes / dirty laundry/ partners worries/ new hair do's..

..we're good at the ignoring thing"

You're not near me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Losing all their wages down the betting shop on a Friday evening.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Being manly and yummy

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Grow hairy chests

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Grow a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Than women... Thread closes at 175 shouldn't take long to fill...

Measure things..

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everything except look beautiful ,lactate and shed blood once a month

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Sport a grade 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgetting birthdays and anniversaries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!"

It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paralel park

Nope, no-one can match me on that! "

i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

Claim they're genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attract me sexually

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Write their name in the snow

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Have inflated egos

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Attract me sexually "

Oh yes, this too

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Longview

Fall asleep in .9 seconds.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Paralel park

Nope, no-one can match me on that!

i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position "

Believe they're James Bond

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By *iss AdventureWoman
over a year ago

Wonderland

Grow a monobrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doing stupid stuff that hurts and posting it on Youtube

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Paralel park

Nope, no-one can match me on that!

i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position "

Haha, I have no need for such drama, I just slip quietly in....

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Decorate the toilet seat and floor with urine.

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)


"Commit fabicide "

It does seem a very male orientated condition

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Wear condoms

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By *awandOrderCouple
over a year ago

SW London

Cleaning and fucking other men .... strap on is not quite the same as the real thing ...

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Make non emotional decisions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sulk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!

It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted. "

I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

attempting to assemble some thing before reading the instructions

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Paralel park

Nope, no-one can match me on that!

i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position

Believe they're James Bond"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow a beard

Laugh at farts

Forget what age your supposed to be.

Find women incredibly sexy.

The outright ability to do absolutely nothing.

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"attempting to assemble some thing before reading the instructions "

This is very true

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"The outright ability to do absolutely nothing. "

You've seen the Mark Gungor video?

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!

It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.

I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary! "

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0BxckAMaTDc

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By *avebabeWoman
over a year ago

Bromsgrove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"attempting to assemble some thing before reading the instructions "

Instructions? Pha! What type of man are you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!

It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.

I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary! "

I disagree. Women always had more to lose by choosing a bad mate than men. Except for rape or cultures of arranged marriage then women call the shots. The vast majority of the animal Kingdom also has males competing for the ability to reproduce with the more selective females.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!

It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.

I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary!

I disagree. Women always had more to lose by choosing a bad mate than men. Except for rape or cultures of arranged marriage then women call the shots. The vast majority of the animal Kingdom also has males competing for the ability to reproduce with the more selective females. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still thinking......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie

Kill spiders

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.

I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary!

I disagree. Women always had more to lose by choosing a bad mate than men. Except for rape or cultures of arranged marriage then women call the shots. The vast majority of the animal Kingdom also has males competing for the ability to reproduce with the more selective females. "

1. We're not animals.

2. Women didn't even get to "choose their mates" for most of history. Throughout most of history, even in Britain, women had very little say in who they married.

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover


"Lie

Kill spiders "

Not necessarily kill them.

Just ...deal with them.

They're as scared of you as you are of them.

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By *unCoupleTXCouple
over a year ago

Longview

[Removed by poster at 20/02/16 18:53:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.

I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary!

I disagree. Women always had more to lose by choosing a bad mate than men. Except for rape or cultures of arranged marriage then women call the shots. The vast majority of the animal Kingdom also has males competing for the ability to reproduce with the more selective females.

1. We're not animals.

2. Women didn't even get to "choose their mates" for most of history. Throughout most of history, even in Britain, women had very little say in who they married."

We're talking about events that long pre-date marriage. The overwhelming evidence is that women were more selective than men, with a whole host of logical reasons why that would be the case. Fab is a brilliant example of that still being the case today!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn me on.

Make me go weak at the knees.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ignore things placed on the stairs ready to be taken up when you go next

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ


"Picking their noses,burping and farting simultaneously."

Isn't that multi-tasking

Read maps

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"We're talking about events that long pre-date marriage. The overwhelming evidence is that women were more selective than men, with a whole host of logical reasons why that would be the case. Fab is a brilliant example of that still being the case today! "

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

OK mate, this is something I do not have the time or inclination to educate you on.

In short, women were actually more ashamed into be abstinent, than it being through picky.

The consequences of sexual relations between women and men simply were not fair.

An old double standard dictated that men were rewarded for sexual prowess and women suffered a damaged reputation. Males were encouraged to "sow a few wild oats" while women were told "good girls don't."

If you would like to open your eyes to the reality of things, it's a simple thing to google "history of reproductive rights between women and men".

I, on this occasion, am out. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Compartmentalise.

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over a year ago


"Still thinking......"

..meh..post without thinking..

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By *azNdavCouple
over a year ago

barnsley


"Decorate the toilet seat and floor with urine. "

Well you will leave the seat down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We're talking about events that long pre-date marriage. The overwhelming evidence is that women were more selective than men, with a whole host of logical reasons why that would be the case. Fab is a brilliant example of that still being the case today!

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

OK mate, this is something I do not have the time or inclination to educate you on.

In short, women were actually more ashamed into be abstinent, than it being through picky.

The consequences of sexual relations between women and men simply were not fair.

An old double standard dictated that men were rewarded for sexual prowess and women suffered a damaged reputation. Males were encouraged to "sow a few wild oats" while women were told "good girls don't."

If you would like to open your eyes to the reality of things, it's a simple thing to google "history of reproductive rights between women and men".

I, on this occasion, am out. Lol

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You seem to have a very sociology view of the world which is always going to be a problem when I'm starting with biological evidence so we're probably never going to agree and I don't really care either. Although, I'd be really interested to know if:

A) You agree that women call the shots on fab more than men?

B) If so, are you suggesting this is a modern phenomenon?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

keep breathing. in out in out .....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

looking stupid...... they do that so well

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"And being semi-evolved asswipes. men have a monopoly of that one! Starting wars. Men would start wars every day. Women just monthly. Although nastier wars!

It's primarily women who decide who to mate with, therefore how men evolved is largely down to what women wanted.

I disagree. Historically, women have had their reproduction controlled by men. Certainly for the last twelve-thousand years. (It's true to say, I think, that many human societies in pre-history were less patriarchal and some, indeed, were positively matriarchal.) But it isn't true to say that women choose who to mate with in patriarchal societies which are, almost by definition, predicated upon the subjugation of females. That's why swinging is revolutionary!

"

Well. I thought the original post was funny and also that this was going to be light hearted!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Be oblivious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paralel park

Nope, no-one can match me on that!

i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position "

Spell parallel incorrectly

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Men don't go all gooey eyed outside shoe shops.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"You seem to have a very sociology view of the world which is always going to be a problem when I'm starting with biological evidence so we're probably never going to agree and I don't really care either. Although, I'd be really interested to know if:

A) You agree that women call the shots on fab more than men?

B) If so, are you suggesting this is a modern phenomenon? "

I don't believe any one gender "calls the shots" on fab. Lol.

And you seem to be thinking that the social phenomenon seen in fab is representative of the world as a whole? Just.... really?!

Also, if you're talking about "biology", there's actually even more evidence that women had fewer reproductive choices and rights throughout history than men. Men were the ones who could take whoever they wanted to as a mate with little to no consequence. Honestly, go have a Google. Don't think history is what you think it is. Lol.

You also sound like those people who are against homosexuality because it goes against biological progress of the species.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Paralel park

Nope, no-one can match me on that!

i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position

Spell parallel incorrectly "

Apparently not, according to the original poster here.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Men don't go all gooey eyed outside shoe shops."

Oh come on Nikki ..... pfffffffft They do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read maps and not get lost

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

Tickle my back until I fall to sleep x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're absolutely MARVELLOUS at having lovely willies that feel better than any toy ever could! With real arms and legs to wrap round you and real lips to kiss you!

I men!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men do feck all better lol

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Speed up when they get lost

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Man's creative skills with his imagination. We are able to see toilets in the corner of bedrooms when d*unk, we can envisage toilets inside of wardrobes!

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth


"Men don't go all gooey eyed outside shoe shops."

I go gooey outside any Nike shoe shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Building Airfix models

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth


"Man's creative skills with his imagination. We are able to see toilets in the corner of bedrooms when d*unk, we can envisage toilets inside of wardrobes!"

And in flower/plant pots.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forgot...being the Pope

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Man's creative skills with his imagination. We are able to see toilets in the corner of bedrooms when d*unk, we can envisage toilets inside of wardrobes!

And in flower/plant pots."

Exactly! I don't know a single women who can do that! I'll never forget when I pissed in my best friends wardrobe, she was fuming but we laugh now haha

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!

Erm...

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Forgot...being the Pope"

Forgot... making arbitrary rules about someone's genitals determining whether or not they can be in charge.

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Understand the offside law..

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By *odareyou OP   Man
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"Erm..."

There's lots left... Try .. shopping in under 30 minutes.. no matter what we're shopping for..

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By *ivemeyoursoulWoman
over a year ago

Easter just around the corner!


"Erm...

There's lots left... Try .. shopping in under 30 minutes.. no matter what we're shopping for.. "

I haven't read any of the thread so I need to see what others have already written

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Erm...

There's lots left... Try .. shopping in under 30 minutes.. no matter what we're shopping for.. "
I must be a man then too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lose their tongue inside a pussy until they get their face covered in cum, yep I got the NVQs to prove it

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Lose their tongue inside a pussy until they get their face covered in cum, yep I got the NVQs to prove it"

A woman could do that too.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lie and cheat

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Understand the offside law.."

I've seen the 50p, I understand it now. Lol.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"Paralel park "

I don't think so..

Burp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talk themselves up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's just get real. Men are the better drivers and parkers, however women are good at cooking and popping little life forms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You seem to have a very sociology view of the world which is always going to be a problem when I'm starting with biological evidence so we're probably never going to agree and I don't really care either. Although, I'd be really interested to know if:

A) You agree that women call the shots on fab more than men?

B) If so, are you suggesting this is a modern phenomenon?

I don't believe any one gender "calls the shots" on fab. Lol.

And you seem to be thinking that the social phenomenon seen in fab is representative of the world as a whole? Just.... really?!

Also, if you're talking about "biology", there's actually even more evidence that women had fewer reproductive choices and rights throughout history than men. Men were the ones who could take whoever they wanted to as a mate with little to no consequence. Honestly, go have a Google. Don't think history is what you think it is. Lol.

You also sound like those people who are against homosexuality because it goes against biological progress of the species. "

Thanks, I can understand the source of our disagreement and we'll leave it there.

As an experiment, create a single male profile and compare the numbers of messages it gets with your current profile...

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Did not bother reading the thread, but really everything including child birth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving wet towels on beds, floors or draped over a door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Occupy a two person bus seat just by spreading their legs !"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow their own trumpet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Listen lol

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham


"Lie

Kill spiders

Not necessarily kill them.

Just ...deal with them.

They're as scared of you as you are of them."

They should be, I'm going to kill them

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Make sperm

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Have erections

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fall asleep in .9 seconds. "

That is me

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials


"Understand the offside law.."

My mum is an FA qualified referee.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Understand the offside law..

My mum is an FA qualified referee....."

I was centre forward for an all male team...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hugs.. Big squidgy, safe, bear hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did not bother reading the thread, but really everything including child birth. "

Fabicide?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Understand the offside law.."

Women play hockey at school ya know! !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moan when they have a slight cold

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

Everything

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Impregnate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hyperbolate

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By *cotsmancCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Manchester

Better at giving blow jobs lol

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

Not reading profiles, lying, making inappropriate comments that were meant as a compliment, etc...

You know... the usual

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently I am world champion at crap housework hehe

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Winning Darwin awards

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By *abphilMan
over a year ago

sheffield


"Commit fabicide "

But more often than lemmings

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady


"Better at giving blow jobs lol"

In fairness, I dont actually agree with you

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By *isdirtygirlWoman
over a year ago

Dublin

Well men are better drinkers than women... they go bald quicker...better shoppers too (thank god for the internet).. previously said they could pee standing up...the invention of the Shee-wee sorted that out but in all fairness and hate to admit... Men age better than us..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Paralel park

Nope, no-one can match me on that!

i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position

Haha, I have no need for such drama, I just slip quietly in...."

have you not been in a car flying a field covered in snow and whipped the handbrake up n skidded endlessy for ages ? amazing buzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well men are better drinkers than women... they go bald quicker...better shoppers too (thank god for the internet).. previously said they could pee standing up...the invention of the Shee-wee sorted that out but in all fairness and hate to admit... Men age better than us.."

men aint better than women at drinkin wer am from lol , they drink like fish

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Better at giving spunky enemas

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Opening jars.

Being the centre of the universe.

Knowing everything.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Paralel park

Nope, no-one can match me on that!

i like a challenge . I can handbrake turn a car into a paralel park position

Haha, I have no need for such drama, I just slip quietly in....

have you not been in a car flying a field covered in snow and whipped the handbrake up n skidded endlessy for ages ? amazing buzz "

No, the only time I was in a prolonged skid (black ice) I wrapped a Fiat round a lamppost, not a feat I am anxious to repeat! !

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"Opening jars.

Being the centre of the universe.

Knowing everything.

"

And spouting endless lies and bullshit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lie

Kill spiders

Not necessarily kill them.

Just ...deal with them.

They're as scared of you as you are of them.

They should be, I'm going to kill them "

Haha just need to tell me they have been exterminated the little details don't matter

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London


"Opening jars.

Being the centre of the universe.

Knowing everything.

And spouting endless lies and bullshit "

And believing them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play football. I'm not a football fan. By any stretch of the imagination. But i know when I'm being entertained. And women's football...is dull.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alpha male & Caveman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep quiet

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By *_SteelMan
over a year ago

Gillingham


"Have inflated egos "

No, go on sites like this and I think we can safely say it's all equal on that score now. Lol

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Superior cut n paste skills when it comes to messaging and an unparalleled ability to attach cock pics or to make our penis the subject of any discussion/conversation!

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Better at thinking they're better at things

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"Play football. I'm not a football fan. By any stretch of the imagination. But i know when I'm being entertained. And women's football...is dull."

Just to add....Also recognising the offside rule, just sayin' (can think of one forumite who won't be happy)

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By *rishman75Man
over a year ago

Chessington/epsom

Cut the grass and I haven't a clue about the off side rule in soccer !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesy lines

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penetration, a strap on just isn't the same!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

Write in the snow.......

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By *nfinity1Man
over a year ago

Near Bournemouth


"Cut the grass and I haven't a clue about the off side rule in soccer !"

Think you mean football mate.

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By *aneandpaulCouple
over a year ago

cleveleys

Fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is an endless list of things us men do better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men fuck things up better than us women! !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissing in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The flu haha xx"

Most definitely. There brilliant at milking the sympathy x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

World domination and baldness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kill threads!

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