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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

A prostitute in Oklahoma was so desperate for business that she was caught having sex with a man in exchange for a box of crisps.

Police followed Lahoma Smith's vehicle and discovered her and a man engaged in sexual activity inside.

She told officers that the man asked for her sex but did not have and cash so they struck a deal by which he gave her the crisps.

( from the msn home page )

i guess its ok as long as they were salt and vinegar or marmite flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what I can get for a packet of Hobknobs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I wonder what I can get for a packet of Hobknobs."

make it digestives and wahoooo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure? Get them wet and they go soft. Hobknobs just keep going.

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

how about custard creams ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Are you sure? Get them wet and they go soft. Hobknobs just keep going."

nope it is digestives or nothing!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I do anything for a packet of beef and onion hola hoops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy me KFC and im anybodys lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mash potatoes with cheese and im yours

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"mash potatoes with cheese and im yours "

now you're talking!

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"mash potatoes with cheese and im yours

now you're talking! "

hmmmmmmmm, indeedy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mash and cheese, digestives, KFC, Beef and onion hula hoops.

*looks at Mini*

I'm gonna need a bigger car.

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Mash and cheese, digestives, KFC, Beef and onion hula hoops.

*looks at Mini*

I'm gonna need a bigger car."

hahaha xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got any camels????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She must be one helluva lucky gal to find a) a man looking for a prostitute, b) a man who has a box of crisps, and c) has the flavour she likes!

I wonder what the odds on that are?

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place


"She must be one helluva lucky gal to find a) a man looking for a prostitute, b) a man who has a box of crisps, and c) has the flavour she likes!

I wonder what the odds on that are? "

errr depends where you live but approximately 3,50,000456 to 1

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"She must be one helluva lucky gal to find a) a man looking for a prostitute, b) a man who has a box of crisps, and c) has the flavour she likes!

I wonder what the odds on that are? "

Maaybe it was one of those multipack things....???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"She must be one helluva lucky gal to find a) a man looking for a prostitute, b) a man who has a box of crisps, and c) has the flavour she likes!

I wonder what the odds on that are?

Maaybe it was one of those multipack things....???"

Ah well she's been well and truly shafted then coz you always end up with 4 packets of one flavour you can't fookin stand!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

yeh normally prawn cocktail

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"She must be one helluva lucky gal to find a) a man looking for a prostitute, b) a man who has a box of crisps, and c) has the flavour she likes!

I wonder what the odds on that are?

Maaybe it was one of those multipack things....???

Ah well she's been well and truly shafted then coz you always end up with 4 packets of one flavour you can't fookin stand! "

Well they didnt say it was all good !!!

Maybe she can "sell" em on to her mates...

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I knew a girl who swopped sexual favours for a couple of fingers of chocolate biscuit with caramel on.

But she was just turning Twix.....

I'll get my coat....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone slap him on his way please. That was tewwible lol

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By *prite128 OP   Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"Someone slap him on his way please. That was tewwible lol "

ssslapppp xx

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