FabSwingers.com forum: What I would like to find

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A profession sophisticated women that financially secure, all my life it's been me being the main provider and I think it's time I got looked after for once.

Iv just decided this.

Looks and a size & waist ain't the be all and end all as far as I'm concerned now, does this make me a bad person ?

If ya loaded get in touch

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

Think that makes you a sugar momma hunter?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I think you may need to make your selling points a little more obvious.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think that makes you a sugar momma hunter?

Does it make me a bad person tho ? I'm a loyal person until shat on, kind and caring and more considerate than most,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It doesn't make you a bad person but it seems a weird thing to want. I've found it works best when you both have something to offer with neither partner being a drain on the other. Way better holidays when you're both the breadwinner

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mebby a classy chick to help with spelling n' grammar n' that too?

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By *ola.Woman
over a year ago

Just where I need to be.

What's in it for the woman?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and"

But I can get all that from a guy with a job....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job...."

And ya car fixed serviced and valeted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think that makes you a sugar momma hunter?

Does it make me a bad person tho ? I'm a loyal person until shat on, kind and caring and more considerate than most,

I think it does. You only want someone for money, literally nothing else. That's not a basis for a relationship, it's using someone.

Plus, I don't think you'll be successful as you don't seem to have much to offer.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Well god luck with that.

Surely lady the calibre your after will make her own mind up!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job...."

You can or you are ?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

What's the minimum cash level you'd settle for? Would you compromise on cash/looks, ie. Would a loaded munter be worth more than a less loaded looker?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job....

And ya car fixed serviced and valeted

I get a way better deal on that at my local garage..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job....

You can or you are ? "

I can AND I do

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job....

You can or you are ?

I can AND I do"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the minimum cash level you'd settle for? Would you compromise on cash/looks, ie. Would a loaded munter be worth more than a less loaded looker? "

Maybe earning a grand a week minimum , I'm not calling anyone ugly , make up can't be worn on the inside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the minimum cash level you'd settle for? Would you compromise on cash/looks, ie. Would a loaded munter be worth more than a less loaded looker?

Maybe earning a grand a week minimum , I'm not calling anyone ugly , make up can't be worn on the inside "

Gross or net?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Maybe earning a grand a week minimum , I'm not calling anyone ugly , make up can't be worn on the inside "

Darn, shame you're so far away

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the minimum cash level you'd settle for? Would you compromise on cash/looks, ie. Would a loaded munter be worth more than a less loaded looker?

Maybe earning a grand a week minimum , I'm not calling anyone ugly , make up can't be worn on the inside

Gross or net?"

before tax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Money ain't everything

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the minimum cash level you'd settle for? Would you compromise on cash/looks, ie. Would a loaded munter be worth more than a less loaded looker?

Maybe earning a grand a week minimum , I'm not calling anyone ugly , make up can't be worn on the inside

Gross or net?

before tax "

she could maybe help me start my own business opening up my own garage and car sales . Im on my bones at the moment . Yearly turn over could be anything from nothing to maybe 125k

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Money ain't everything "

no it aint . But ad rather die in an bmw than a hyundai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money ain't everything

no it aint . But ad rather die in an bmw than a hyundai "

Righto

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"What's the minimum cash level you'd settle for? Would you compromise on cash/looks, ie. Would a loaded munter be worth more than a less loaded looker?

Maybe earning a grand a week minimum , I'm not calling anyone ugly , make up can't be worn on the inside "

When you come to make a decision, bear in mind that a gaper with a bucket clunge will be able to store a wodge

more cash up her echo tunnel than a tight one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone even find the prospect of carrying a midde aged adult male through life attractive?

I can't think of anything less appealing in a partner than one who wishes to be spoon fed an undeserved lifestyle.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Does anyone even find the prospect of carrying a midde aged adult male through life attractive?

I can't think of anything less appealing in a partner than one who wishes to be spoon fed an undeserved lifestyle. "

i eat with my fingers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think that makes you a sugar momma hunter?

Does it make me a bad person tho ? I'm a loyal person until shat on, kind and caring and more considerate than most,

I think it does. You only want someone for money, literally nothing else. That's not a basis for a relationship, it's using someone.

Plus, I don't think you'll be successful as you don't seem to have much to offer."

I'd have to agree. It seems you, OP, just want to take.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

It's not gonna happen.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

No thats not the case at all.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not gonna happen. "

really ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need patience lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need patience lol"

hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think this is why the hubs is still with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

surely there should be a sign up on these posts...

***please don't feed the troll***

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"surely there should be a sign up on these posts...

***please don't feed the troll***

i find the word troll very very offensive if im honest . Theres no need to be nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"surely there should be a sign up on these posts...

***please don't feed the troll***

You see, I don't understand why someone would "troll" in order to come across as a bad person where they're desperately trying to find people who will fuck them. It's entirely possible that the OP has pie in the sky thoughts about being a kept man, sadly he doesn't have any worthwhile attributes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"surely there should be a sign up on these posts...

***please don't feed the troll***

i find the word troll very very offensive if im honest . Theres no need to be nasty "

It's a word, it's not derogatory in the sense that was used.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Someone who gets pleasure by typing annoying/controversial/offensive words at strangers on internet forums, for them to read.person 1:can someone tell me how to do this?

troll: you're stupid, i hope you're not as ugly as you are stupid, then you will have problems

i do nothing of the sort .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Telling me i have nothing to offer is being a troll is it not ?

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

"No thats not the case at all."

that is the spirit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"surely there should be a sign up on these posts...

***please don't feed the troll***

I concur

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So enlighten me as to the special deserved qualitys you can offer ? ? ?

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Money ain't everything

no it aint . But ad rather die in an bmw than a hyundai "

I'd rather not die in my car at all but if your a typical BMW driver you'll have points on your licence!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

good luck

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

I like men who offer me intelligent conversation, wit, charm and manners. Good drivers who think of others, men who share not take, men who share and don't try to control you.

And that's just for nsa stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money ain't everything

no it aint . But ad rather die in an bmw than a hyundai

I'd rather not die in my car at all but if your a typical BMW driver you'll have points on your licence! "

Tsk,terrible generalisation of BMW drivers (yes I had one and no points)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job....

And ya car fixed serviced and valeted

It would be cheaper to just pay a garage once a year though than keep a man.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Money ain't everything

no it aint . But ad rather die in an bmw than a hyundai

I'd rather not die in my car at all but if your a typical BMW driver you'll have points on your licence! "

Never owned a bmw but have driven plenty , my licence is clean no points , as a mechanic I often have to break the speed limit to find faults on cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall I get the popcorn and vodka? Could be a long night... maybe the duvet too. Oh that's for the 'getting old signs' thread, sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A profession sophisticated women that financially secure, all my life it's been me being the main provider and I think it's time I got looked after for once.

Iv just decided this.

Looks and a size & waist ain't the be all and end all as far as I'm concerned now, does this make me a bad person ?

If ya loaded get in touch "

So are you saying, a rich bitch that you didn't like or wasn't attracted to would be ok because she was as said in the first word...rich?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job....

And ya car fixed serviced and valeted

It would be cheaper to just pay a garage once a year though than keep a man."

Once a year for what ? Cars should be serviced going by mileage aswell as the yearly schedule and in my eyes service and mot,s should be every 3 months and that should be law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job....

And ya car fixed serviced and valeted

It would be cheaper to just pay a garage once a year though than keep a man.

Once a year for what ? Cars should be serviced going by mileage aswell as the yearly schedule and in my eyes service and mot,s should be every 3 months and that should be law "

Depends how many miles you drive in it.

I'll get mine done every two years if that's the case...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money ain't everything

no it aint . But ad rather die in an bmw than a hyundai

I'd rather not die in my car at all but if your a typical BMW driver you'll have points on your licence! "

I'm a BMW driver and have 0 points and haven't had any whilst I've had this car.

Not all BMW drivers are penis extensions when driving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job....

And ya car fixed serviced and valeted

Come service my car and ile tell everyone you got the biggest cock I've ever seen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A profession sophisticated women that financially secure, all my life it's been me being the main provider and I think it's time I got looked after for once.

Iv just decided this.

Looks and a size & waist ain't the be all and end all as far as I'm concerned now, does this make me a bad person ?

If ya loaded get in touch "

When we get older our perspectives change and usually don't go for the same type of partner in our 40's than in our 20's. To me it sounds more you want a stress free life and for you to get treated and appreciated instead of you putting all the hard work into the relationship and someone who is financially sound your subconscious is telling you that they can provide this for you. Just a thought . ...go for the person who makes you laugh like fuck x

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

IMO wanting someone just for their money does indeed make you a bad person.

And saying it out in the open doesn't make you less of a bad person.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd be happy with a handsome big dicked guy with a normal job but can drive, something strange about a guy that never bothered learning to drive. Not really arsed about how much he earns because I'm quite easy to maintain. A treat for me would be a banana yazoo milkshake, packet of steak McCoys and a wispa.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"I'd be happy with a handsome big dicked guy with a normal job but can drive, something strange about a guy that never bothered learning to drive. Not really arsed about how much he earns because I'm quite easy to maintain. A treat for me would be a banana yazoo milkshake, packet of steak McCoys and a wispa. "

2 out of 3 isn't bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A profession sophisticated women that financially secure, all my life it's been me being the main provider and I think it's time I got looked after for once.

Iv just decided this.

Looks and a size & waist ain't the be all and end all as far as I'm concerned now, does this make me a bad person ?

If ya loaded get in touch "

This exact same post with the exact same wording was posted by another guy earlier today.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job....

And ya car fixed serviced and valeted

It would be cheaper to just pay a garage once a year though than keep a man.

Once a year for what ? Cars should be serviced going by mileage aswell as the yearly schedule and in my eyes service and mot,s should be every 3 months and that should be law

Depends how many miles you drive in it.

I'll get mine done every two years if that's the case..."

Ye coz brake fluid don't absorb water does it lol . Thinks don't get rusty and seize lol .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job....

And ya car fixed serviced and valeted

It would be cheaper to just pay a garage once a year though than keep a man.

Once a year for what ? Cars should be serviced going by mileage aswell as the yearly schedule and in my eyes service and mot,s should be every 3 months and that should be law

Depends how many miles you drive in it.

I'll get mine done every two years if that's the case...

Ye coz brake fluid don't absorb water does it lol . Thinks don't get rusty and seize lol . "

Things *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job....

And ya car fixed serviced and valeted

Come service my car and ile tell everyone you got the biggest cock I've ever seen

Would you like the full monty ? Or just an under bonnet service lol ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Hmm, someone who claims to make money servicing and repairing cars thinks the law should be changed to require cars to be serviced and MOT'd 4 times as often.

Shocker.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm, someone who claims to make money servicing and repairing cars thinks the law should be changed to require cars to be serviced and MOT'd 4 times as often.

Shocker."

You'd be shocked at the sights I have seen some cars I. , half the population drive round in there cars whilst there in an in road worthy condition , any mot tester would likely agree that servicing and mots should be more frequent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Gas and electrical safety checks are done annually and should also be more frequent

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Gas and electrical safety checks are done annually and should also be more frequent "

what are you talking about?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gas and electrical safety checks are done annually and should also be more frequent

what are you talking about?"

Safety haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gas and electrical safety checks are done annually and should also be more frequent "

You're a caring and thoughtful man really aren't you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gas and electrical safety checks are done annually and should also be more frequent

You're a caring and thoughtful man really aren't you "

Breaks my heart seeing what's happened today , breaks my heart seeing them vids on fb wer old folk r being abused , rages me that there's kids out there being treat badly , yeh I'm a caring person

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Hmm, someone who claims to make money servicing and repairing cars thinks the law should be changed to require cars to be serviced and MOT'd 4 times as often.

Shocker.

More people that make money from MOTs and servicing would agree MOTs and servicing should be more frequent?

Surely not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm, someone who claims to make money servicing and repairing cars thinks the law should be changed to require cars to be serviced and MOT'd 4 times as often.

Shocker.

More people that make money from MOTs and servicing would agree MOTs and servicing should be more frequent?

Surely not!

You ain't a mechanic tho , you don't see how dangerous some vehicles are that are being driven , safety first , that car is a Minnie missile , just like an aeroplane , caught in the right place that car can engulf in flames etc

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Gas and electrical safety checks are done annually and should also be more frequent

what are you talking about?

Safety haha "

there is no requirement for electrics, domestic that is to be checked for 'safety' annually ..

where does 'safety' come into your earlier claim that you have to routinely break the speed limit to identify faults on vehicles..?

which is another novel and unheard of idea of yours..

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Good thing the OP is a spanner monkey and not a salesman, cos his sales pitch is shite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmm, someone who claims to make money servicing and repairing cars thinks the law should be changed to require cars to be serviced and MOT'd 4 times as often.

Shocker.

More people that make money from MOTs and servicing would agree MOTs and servicing should be more frequent?

Surely not!

You're not really one to talk when it comes to car safety on the road. You said before that you drive like a lunatic and at high speed. Bet you go right up cars arses as well if they are doing the speed limit, fucking hate that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If ya loaded get in touch "

This is literally my sexual preference.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mechanics and garages are not the next emergency service , we do not rip you off , we spend hrs stood in the same position , it's a mentally aswell as physically demanding job , we spent 3 yrs at college and 20 yrs gaining vast amounts of knowledge to be computation at our jobs

Cars break

Servicing and mots should be every 3 months in my book ,

Not being funny or anything but

The public really do expect far to much from mechanic lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A profession sophisticated women that financially secure, all my life it's been me being the main provider and I think it's time I got looked after for once.

Iv just decided this.

Looks and a size & waist ain't the be all and end all as far as I'm concerned now, does this make me a bad person ?

If ya loaded get in touch "

So you would prostitute yourself for financial gain?

No thanks- I prefer a partnership.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hmm, someone who claims to make money servicing and repairing cars thinks the law should be changed to require cars to be serviced and MOT'd 4 times as often.

Shocker.

More people that make money from MOTs and servicing would agree MOTs and servicing should be more frequent?

Surely not!

No I don't sit up others arses thats just daft

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A profession sophisticated women that financially secure, all my life it's been me being the main provider and I think it's time I got looked after for once.

Iv just decided this.

Looks and a size & waist ain't the be all and end all as far as I'm concerned now, does this make me a bad person ?

If ya loaded get in touch

So you would prostitute yourself for financial gain?

No thanks- I prefer a partnership."

We are all paying for it one way or another

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Money ain't everything "

How do I report this person for saying that??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gas and electrical safety checks are done annually and should also be more frequent

what are you talking about?

Safety haha

there is no requirement for electrics, domestic that is to be checked for 'safety' annually ..

where does 'safety' come into your earlier claim that you have to routinely break the speed limit to identify faults on vehicles..?

which is another novel and unheard of idea of yours..

Sometime wheel bearing rumble cannot be heard until you reach a given speed , and even then you often have to throw weight onto either side to be able to hear it .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Gas and electrical safety checks are done annually and should also be more frequent

what are you talking about?

Safety haha

there is no requirement for electrics, domestic that is to be checked for 'safety' annually ..

where does 'safety' come into your earlier claim that you have to routinely break the speed limit to identify faults on vehicles..?

which is another novel and unheard of idea of yours..

I rent my home off the council , my electrics are checked every year aswell as the gas

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Carbon monoxide detectors are also checked annually

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"there is no requirement for electrics, domestic that is to be checked for 'safety' annually "

There is for rental properties.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Maybe go ask your parents how often there has safety checks are carried out haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe go ask your parents how often there has safety checks are carried out haha "

Gas

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"No I don't sit up others arses thats just daft "

Shunt them out the way then?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"there is no requirement for electrics, domestic that is to be checked for 'safety' annually

There is for rental properties."

yes but not for domestic which i think the OP was referring to..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Maybe go ask your parents how often there has safety checks are carried out haha

Gas "

This doesn't happen in privately owned homes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No I don't sit up others arses thats just daft

Shunt them out the way then?

I see red car I see no car haha

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"there is no requirement for electrics, domestic that is to be checked for 'safety' annually

There is for rental properties.

yes but not for domestic which i think the OP was referring to.."

He rents he just said

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Maybe go ask your parents how often there has safety checks are carried out haha

Gas

This doesn't happen in privately owned homes."

I'm not sure , but if not then after today's sad sad events it should be

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"No I don't sit up others arses thats just daft

Shunt them out the way then?

I see red car I see no car haha"

You're colourist against red cars

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Gas and electrical safety checks are done annually and should also be more frequent

what are you talking about?

Safety haha

there is no requirement for electrics, domestic that is to be checked for 'safety' annually ..

where does 'safety' come into your earlier claim that you have to routinely break the speed limit to identify faults on vehicles..?

which is another novel and unheard of idea of yours..

I rent my home off the council , my electrics are checked every year aswell as the gas "

because they as the owner and the responsible person have a duty of care, anyone who owns their own its only a 'should do' and its ten years..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maybe go ask your parents how often there has safety checks are carried out haha

Gas

This doesn't happen in privately owned homes."

People get their boiler serviced annually though, surely? (If you don't, you really should

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"there is no requirement for electrics, domestic that is to be checked for 'safety' annually

There is for rental properties.

yes but not for domestic which i think the OP was referring to..

He rents he just said

yes, just now..

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Hmm, someone who claims to make money servicing and repairing cars thinks the law should be changed to require cars to be serviced and MOT'd 4 times as often.

Shocker.

More people that make money from MOTs and servicing would agree MOTs and servicing should be more frequent?

Surely not!

You know absolutely nothing about me or what I know.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I rent my home from the council . My electric and gas are both checked annually along with the detector . Cars shoukd be motd and serviced . Not just motd every 3 month and if i ever become a high standing member of vosa i woukd make it law

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Maybe go ask your parents how often there has safety checks are carried out haha

Gas

This doesn't happen in privately owned homes.

People get their boiler serviced annually though, surely? (If you don't, you really should

Yes, they should but there's no legal requirement so plenty of people don't.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I rent my home from the council . My electric and gas are both checked annually along with the detector . Cars shoukd be motd and serviced . Not just motd every 3 month and if i ever become a high standing member of vosa i woukd make it law "

VOSA do not make law.

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over a year ago

All i can say is this . Yr children lay asleep inhaling toxic fumes from unserviced boilers . And you have the ordasity to question my beliefs .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

VOSA do not make law."

vosa are responsable for telling an mot tester what should be checked . Whats a fail and what isnt

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over a year ago

"Hmm, someone who claims to make money servicing and repairing cars thinks the law should be changed to require cars to be serviced and MOT'd 4 times as often.

Shocker.

More people that make money from MOTs and servicing would agree MOTs and servicing should be more frequent?

Surely not!

You know absolutely nothing about me or what I know."

i know you aint a mechanic coz you would be agreeing lol . Way to many lethal unroadworthy cars on britains roads

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

VOSA do not make law.

vosa are responsable for telling an mot tester what should be checked . Whats a fail and what isnt "

Yes, VOSA set test criteria and regulate testers.

They do not make law and could not require cars to be MOT'd every 3 months.

Any mechanic with any sense knows requiring MOTs every 3 months is stupid and unworkable.

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By *adyboy-DaddyCouple
over a year ago

Andover

Considering you don't know that VOSA are not called VOSA anymore or that they have nothing to do with introducing legislation I don't hold out much hope for you becoming a high standing member (not even sure what that is) anytime soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sometime wheel bearing rumble cannot be heard until you reach a given speed , and even then you often have to throw weight onto either side to be able to hear it ."

It's quite remarkable that my mechanic manages to check out these kinds of problems without landing me with a speeding fine. They must be terrible mechanics. Obviously.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nothing new to see here.

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

"What's in it for the woman?

A best friend , Honesty support companionship loyalty kind words and gestures , fantastic sex when ever needed , and

But I can get all that from a guy with a job....

And ya car fixed serviced and valeted

It would be cheaper to just pay a garage once a year though than keep a man."

It's the chauffeur's job to deal with all that.....

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By *enard ArgenteMan
over a year ago

London and France

Sometime wheel bearing rumble cannot be heard until you reach a given speed , and even then you often have to throw weight onto either side to be able to hear it ."

Bollocks.

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By *aucy tiggerWoman
over a year ago

Back where I belong

"A profession sophisticated women that financially secure, all my life it's been me being the main provider and I think it's time I got looked after for once.

Iv just decided this.

Looks and a size & waist ain't the be all and end all as far as I'm concerned now, does this make me a bad person ?

If ya loaded get in touch "

Well if I was taller, I'd got the bill, but sorry - im a short arse xx

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"A profession sophisticated women that financially secure, all my life it's been me being the main provider and I think it's time I got looked after for once.

Iv just decided this.

Looks and a size & waist ain't the be all and end all as far as I'm concerned now, does this make me a bad person ?

If ya loaded get in touch "

So... you want a woman who has worked hard to earn a lot of money, so she can give it to you to help you start you're own business and provide you with all the things you want?

She don't have to be a looker, but if she can do this then it doesn't matter to you?

And she must be willing to want to be in a relationship with a middle aged man who may not be a "looker", sophisticated or financially secure?

Yeah... I think most women who are that successful either go for men who are just as or more successful as they are or look for young hottie to be sugar mamas too.

But good luck OP

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By *hingford manMan
over a year ago

highams park East London

"A profession sophisticated women that financially secure, all my life it's been me being the main provider and I think it's time I got looked after for once.

Iv just decided this.

Looks and a size & waist ain't the be all and end all as far as I'm concerned now, does this make me a bad person ?

If ya loaded get in touch "

JEEEEEEEZ and people moan about migrants coming here scrounging WOOW we have our own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send one my way too please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What op has asked is no different to what some women want except he has actually written it down for all to see. I wonder what the response would be if a woman was the original poster. Is it more acceptable for a women to be "kept".

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By *hingford manMan
over a year ago

highams park East London

"A profession sophisticated women that financially secure, all my life it's been me being the main provider and I think it's time I got looked after for once.

Iv just decided this.

Looks and a size & waist ain't the be all and end all as far as I'm concerned now, does this make me a bad person ?

If ya loaded get in touch

So... you want a woman who has worked hard to earn a lot of money, so she can give it to you to help you start you're own business and provide you with all the things you want?

She don't have to be a looker, but if she can do this then it doesn't matter to you?

And she must be willing to want to be in a relationship with a middle aged man who may not be a "looker", sophisticated or financially secure?

Yeah... I think most women who are that successful either go for men who are just as or more successful as they are or look for young hottie to be sugar mamas too.

But good luck OP

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

"What op has asked is no different to what some women want except he has actually written it down for all to see. I wonder what the response would be if a woman was the original poster. Is it more acceptable for a women to be "kept"."

If it had been a woman I would still say the same thing to them.

But usually it's a young naive girl that wants what he's asked for.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want a woman who will tie me up and feed me chocolate buttons all day.......

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Gas and electrical safety checks are done annually and should also be more frequent

what are you talking about?

Safety haha

there is no requirement for electrics, domestic that is to be checked for 'safety' annually ..

where does 'safety' come into your earlier claim that you have to routinely break the speed limit to identify faults on vehicles..?

which is another novel and unheard of idea of yours..

Sometime wheel bearing rumble cannot be heard until you reach a given speed , and even then you often have to throw weight onto either side to be able to hear it ."

thousands of vehicles are assessed each week in this country and they all manage to look at similar issue's and the one you state without 'throwing weight' at high speed..

its a nonsense and dangerously stupid to the competent person and the public also..

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"Send one my way too please."

I might for you

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

No."

+1 to No

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sometimes a mechanic has to get into a car and drive at high speed . Put weight on one side off the vehicle to then gain weight/gravity onto either side of a vehicle to be able to hear wheel bearing rumble . I have been a mechanic for 20 yr. Do not tell me how to suck eggs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sometimes weight also needs put on one side to hear suspension noises aswell . Sometimes when yr wheels are out of balance . Without a wheel balance machine . A simple way to check is drive . Sometimes above the speed limit to be able to diagnose that fault .

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Two posts. Is that one for each wheel on that side?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Two posts. Is that one for each wheel on that side?

just put a padel clutch and flywheel in an evo . Its over boosting a bit . But fuk me is it quick . And sticks to the road like its on rails lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"All i can say is this . Yr children lay asleep inhaling toxic fumes from unserviced boilers . And you have the ordasity to question my beliefs . "

Used to quite like your posts OP they are quite funny. But this one you come across as a straight up.........

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"All i can say is this . Yr children lay asleep inhaling toxic fumes from unserviced boilers . And you have the ordasity to question my beliefs .

Used to quite like your posts OP they are quite funny. But this one you come across as a straight up........."

Why so ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Sometimes a mechanic has to get into a car and drive at high speed . Put weight on one side off the vehicle to then gain weight/gravity onto either side of a vehicle to be able to hear wheel bearing rumble . I have been a mechanic for 20 yr. Do not tell me how to suck eggs

when i was inspecting vehicles 36 years ago we used to jack the vehicle up at the point where we thought we had play in the bearing, usually the opposite wheel from where any noise or play was coming from when driving normally when turning..

think the old 12 and 6 position was how we did it, any excessive play then wheel off and check the bearing itself..

your 'method' may give you an indicator but its as i said above dangerous..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

36 year ago i can imagine you where inspecting tapered wheel bearings ?

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

My mechanic has a rolling road type thingy for testing stuff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mechanic has a rolling road type thingy for testing stuff."

Rolling roads are for checking tuning engine erformance . Brake rollers are for testing braking performance . Trust me . Sometimes wheel bearing noise cant be heard until you reach a certain speed and even then you have to swirv to be able to hear it . I have a grand set of finly tuned luggs lol .

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By *inky-MinxWoman
over a year ago

Grantham

"My mechanic has a rolling road type thingy for testing stuff.

Ah right, I don't tend to drive like that so will never know.

However I tend not to use my brakes much.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

think the old 12 and 6 position was how we did it, any excessive play then wheel off and check the bearing itself..

your 'method' may give you an indicator but its as i said above dangerous.."

Times have changed and cars have come a very long way from the days of points and condensors lol . Wheel bearings now come as a pre ressed together assembly . The days of packing taper bearings with grease have long gone . Bearings now can cost hundreds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question. Hit a pot hole and slashed my tyre and bent my alloy rim. Ever since then my engine management light has come on and the speedometer is stuck on zero, can't afford to fix it so driving if round and probably fucking it up more. What's the problem with it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Question. Hit a pot hole and slashed my tyre and bent my alloy rim. Ever since then my engine management light has come on and the speedometer is stuck on zero, can't afford to fix it so driving if round and probably fucking it up more. What's the problem with it?"

What kind of car ? This is an unusual fault to accure from hitting a pot hole . The engine management light is likely a seperate fault . Yr car could have the wheel speed sensors on the drive train rather than from the gearbox . It needs put on diagnostics .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suzuki swift my friend had the same problem with hers last year after bumping her car, front drivers side. My tyre was the front drivers one, think these cars have wires above the tyre and it's some sort of electric fault. Waiting for her boyfriend to come home cos he was a mechanic before he was in the army and he fixed hers.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"36 year ago i can imagine you where inspecting tapered wheel bearings ? "

yes, regardless of how they are made now i stand by what i said about chucking a vehicle about to assess an potential fault..

much safer to assess it in the workshop..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"36 year ago i can imagine you where inspecting tapered wheel bearings ?

yes, regardless of how they are made now i stand by what i said about chucking a vehicle about to assess an potential fault..

much safer to assess it in the workshop.."

If it happened to your friends seawitch then yes likely a common fault/dodgy electrics.

Mate times have changed . I know for a fact if you was once a mechanic you would have had to drive and put weight on one side of the vehicle to find a fault lol . I aint wasting my time discussing something with you im qualified to do lol .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"36 year ago i can imagine you where inspecting tapered wheel bearings ?

yes, regardless of how they are made now i stand by what i said about chucking a vehicle about to assess an potential fault..

much safer to assess it in the workshop..

If it happened to your friends seawitch then yes likely a common fault/dodgy electrics.

So considering that you are making the case for speeding and driving dangerously to be an essential part of fixing a fault in a car, are there exemptions to the speeding and dangerous driving laws for mechanics?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why are you asking me a question that you already know the answer to ?

I know my job very very well lol

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over a year ago

"A profession sophisticated women that financially secure, all my life it's been me being the main provider and I think it's time I got looked after for once.

Iv just decided this.

Looks and a size & waist ain't the be all and end all as far as I'm concerned now, does this make me a bad person ?

If ya loaded get in touch "

What are you offering in return?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

As above

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"36 year ago i can imagine you where inspecting tapered wheel bearings ?

yes, regardless of how they are made now i stand by what i said about chucking a vehicle about to assess an potential fault..

much safer to assess it in the workshop..

If it happened to your friends seawitch then yes likely a common fault/dodgy electrics.

your not 'qualified' to break the speed limit, there is no criteria for mechanics to do that as part of assessing a potential fault..

the only people who can do so are those trained to blue light driving standards and some military guys..

even then there are rules one adheres to so unless you can show where there is an exemption which i doubt then your above is more bollocks..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is the final response im giving you lol . How many nvq's in vehicle maintanance and repair do you have ?

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I don't even think I can be bothered reading how we got from the OP to the last post.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't even think I can be bothered reading how we got from the OP to the last post.

me neither

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