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"They'd be singing Where has all the luv gone?" A singing penis. How cute ![]() | |||
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"They'd be singing Where has all the luv gone?" Mine would be singing that Englebert Humperdink song "pleeeaase releeeaase meeee" | |||
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"It would probably say: "Sorry about your keyboard ![]() I hope you cleaned it before Courtney used it again ![]() | |||
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"It would say "why have you named me Nancy? I'm a vagina!"" Nancy is a popular name for a vagina | |||
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"It would say "why have you named me Nancy? I'm a vagina!" Nancy is a popular name for a vagina" really? | |||
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"It would say "why have you named me Nancy? I'm a vagina!" Nancy is a popular name for a vagina really?" Yes ![]() | |||
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"Closed for refurbishment.. Designer vagina?" Lol wouldn't be much point. Waste of money for me. ![]() | |||
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"Currently my vajajay is saying "SHAVE ME PROPERLY, WOMAN!!" Just been looking through some pictures and found one with a guys arm up my fanny.. I'm pretty sure it was saying "fuck. well there goes my youthful tightness.. I'll be a bucket if you don't settle down! OUCH I don't stretch that far, you fuckhead!" " Mine just said ouch in sympathy for yours. She doesn't stretch very well. A whole arm?? | |||
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"Currently my vajajay is saying "SHAVE ME PROPERLY, WOMAN!!" Just been looking through some pictures and found one with a guys arm up my fanny.. I'm pretty sure it was saying "fuck. well there goes my youthful tightness.. I'll be a bucket if you don't settle down! OUCH I don't stretch that far, you fuckhead!" Mine just said ouch in sympathy for yours. She doesn't stretch very well. A whole arm?? " Lmao no but it felt like it!! Was barely to his wrist.. Clever camera angles though ![]() | |||
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"What would yours say? Mine would probably say "Have you forgotten how to use a razor woman!" Or "Please don't let that man with the huge girth near me"." I don't know but they'd probably be turning the air blue during my next waxing appointment. | |||
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"Currently my vajajay is saying "SHAVE ME PROPERLY, WOMAN!!" Just been looking through some pictures and found one with a guys arm up my fanny.. I'm pretty sure it was saying "fuck. well there goes my youthful tightness.. I'll be a bucket if you don't settle down! OUCH I don't stretch that far, you fuckhead!" Mine just said ouch in sympathy for yours. She doesn't stretch very well. A whole arm?? Lmao no but it felt like it!! Was barely to his wrist.. Clever camera angles though ![]() Why do we let people do these things to our bodies?? Lol | |||
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"Currently my vajajay is saying "SHAVE ME PROPERLY, WOMAN!!" Just been looking through some pictures and found one with a guys arm up my fanny.. I'm pretty sure it was saying "fuck. well there goes my youthful tightness.. I'll be a bucket if you don't settle down! OUCH I don't stretch that far, you fuckhead!" Mine just said ouch in sympathy for yours. She doesn't stretch very well. A whole arm?? Lmao no but it felt like it!! Was barely to his wrist.. Clever camera angles though ![]() Because it feels good? | |||
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"Currently my vajajay is saying "SHAVE ME PROPERLY, WOMAN!!" Just been looking through some pictures and found one with a guys arm up my fanny.. I'm pretty sure it was saying "fuck. well there goes my youthful tightness.. I'll be a bucket if you don't settle down! OUCH I don't stretch that far, you fuckhead!" Mine just said ouch in sympathy for yours. She doesn't stretch very well. A whole arm?? Lmao no but it felt like it!! Was barely to his wrist.. Clever camera angles though ![]() Precisely this ![]() | |||
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"What would yours say? Mine would probably say "Have you forgotten how to use a razor woman!" Or "Please don't let that man with the huge girth near me". I don't know but they'd probably be turning the air blue during my next waxing appointment." I used to be really good with pain,now I can't even have my lower legs waxed without crying | |||
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"I have no idea what mine would say ? Are you quite finished proving I'm good yet ? I need a rest ? I need more ? Don't go back to anyone that does not appreciate me ? " Lol I can imagine yours to have a very big head ![]() | |||
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"I have no idea what mine would say ? Are you quite finished proving I'm good yet ? I need a rest ? I need more ? Don't go back to anyone that does not appreciate me ? " thought yours might say will I fit inside there lol. | |||
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"Currently my vajajay is saying "SHAVE ME PROPERLY, WOMAN!!" Just been looking through some pictures and found one with a guys arm up my fanny.. I'm pretty sure it was saying "fuck. well there goes my youthful tightness.. I'll be a bucket if you don't settle down! OUCH I don't stretch that far, you fuckhead!" Mine just said ouch in sympathy for yours. She doesn't stretch very well. A whole arm?? Lmao no but it felt like it!! Was barely to his wrist.. Clever camera angles though ![]() Oh yea ![]() | |||
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""Steve, stop pissing about and make use of my second reason for being here"" Not "Give me a rest Steve" ? | |||
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"My oh My, smashed it again. ![]() Walking into glass doors with an erection is dangerous ![]() | |||
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"Mine would say ouch ![]() Forgot I don't have any pics visible now ![]() | |||
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"Mine would say ouch ![]() ![]() Ohhh,I think I have an idea ![]() | |||
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""Steve, stop pissing about and make use of my second reason for being here" Not "Give me a rest Steve" ?" "Now I see, now I don't, now I see, now I don't, now I see......ooooh! I've sneezed! ![]() | |||
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"It would probably tell me to give it a rest" Was about to say that ![]() | |||
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"What would yours say? Mine would probably say "Have you forgotten how to use a razor woman!" Or "Please don't let that man with the huge girth near me". I don't know but they'd probably be turning the air blue during my next waxing appointment. I used to be really good with pain,now I can't even have my lower legs waxed without crying " It's not that bad if I have it done regularly but it's been several months since my last wax this time. It will smart. It's worth it though. | |||
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