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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have just been asked by a woman what my girth is. I have just measured for the first time in my life and amazed to find that my girth is bigger than my length. Is that unusual?

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By *iamondjoeMan
over a year ago

Glastonbury

I believe the technical term is 'chode'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For some reason, I've always pictured a cock with a girth greater than its length as looking like a tin of tuna.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes chode.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"I have just been asked by a woman what my girth is. I have just measured for the first time in my life and amazed to find that my girth is bigger than my length. Is that unusual? "

I think someone'd better help you check that measurement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are the measurements? I'm Googling chode now.

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For some reason, I've always pictured a cock with a girth greater than its length as looking like a tin of tuna."

That's the first time anyone has made me genuinely laugh out loud from a forum post... Good work

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

My girth exceeds the UK average length! Bonus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chode! Everyday is a school day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"What are the measurements? I'm Googling chode now."

Wish I hadn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are people soo hooked up on bloody cock size!

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By *urvymamaWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

There's and amusing little ditty on you tube called "The Chode Song"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are people soo hooked up on bloody cock size! "

Cos they haven't quite discovered how to use it right?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Maybe I should clarify. I am talking girth nor width. I googled "chode" that would definitely resemble a tin of tuna...I was hoping someone would confirm I am normal not that I am a John west factory reject....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I should clarify. I am talking girth nor width. I googled "chode" that would definitely resemble a tin of tuna...I was hoping someone would confirm I am normal not that I am a John west factory reject...."

I think you should measure again.

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By *ornybankerMan
over a year ago

London

Chode... really? My girth is the same as my length is there a name for that?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Maybe I should clarify. I am talking girth nor width. I googled "chode" that would definitely resemble a tin of tuna...I was hoping someone would confirm I am normal not that I am a John west factory reject....

I think you should measure again. "

I have, several times this evening. Try measuring your next one. It amazed me. I am not particularly girthy but it appears to be a trick of the eye...an optical illusion. I think it may be normal but I don't think people measure that normally.

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

Given the choice between large and thin or average and fat.. Average and fat, every time.

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

As long as it doesn't taste like a tin of tuna you'll be fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are people soo hooked up on bloody cock size! "

In a word, evolution

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone


"Why are people soo hooked up on bloody cock size! "

Porn and the increasing demands made on today's penis?

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By *accaMan
over a year ago

leicester

I'd say that's a little unusual, but then again the ladies seem to like girth more than length... And some are just lucky to have both

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex had great girth....so much I was wondering how we'd fit together when we first met! Sadly however his penis was short and to be honest it limited what we could do. Having since moved on to a partner with a longer cock with a reasonable girth, although less than my ex, I find it better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

there's always the Twenty pound note test.

The long edge of a Twenty is 5.8"

Wrap one around your cock and see if the edges just touch, overlap or have a gap

NB according to the NHS website the average UK girth for an erect penis is 4.7 - 5.1" which is just a bit smaller than a £5 note ( 5.3")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw the thread title and assumed it was by another user!

I've measured my cock once years ago when I was young, since then I've not cared to. You've made me curious here though, sure you're within the 'normal / average' shape / size though.

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By *w33tCh33ks91TV/TS
over a year ago

Manchester

Did you measure one in CM and one in inches?? X

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I saw the thread title and assumed it was by another user!

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so did I!

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By *ittle Pocket PerveWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"Chode... really? My girth is the same as my length is there a name for that?"

Yeah... 'I should be so lucky... Lucky... Lucky... Lucky'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I should clarify. I am talking girth nor width. I googled "chode" that would definitely resemble a tin of tuna...I was hoping someone would confirm I am normal not that I am a John west factory reject...."
no sorry you're abnormal go see a shrink

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It depends on the measurements - anything less than an inch or two is perhaps better left for toilet purposes, on the whole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there's always the Twenty pound note test.

The long edge of a Twenty is 5.8"

Wrap one around your cock and see if the edges just touch, overlap or have a gap

NB according to the NHS website the average UK girth for an erect penis is 4.7 - 5.1" which is just a bit smaller than a £5 note ( 5.3")"

Jesus christ man! Now there will be loads of dudes measuring their cocks with money! I have a bloody job where I count the stuff!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been asked by a woman what my girth is. I have just measured for the first time in my life and amazed to find that my girth is bigger than my length. Is that unusual? "

look in the mirror and smile like the Cheshire Cat you pal

give me strength

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

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Did mine at weekend after a conversation at a club, both my measurements are the same, won't share the results as its bad enough being 5ft 5, don't need anymore ridicule in my life! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was higher than length wouldn't it look like a turnip ?

Sarah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Admit it, you've measured your leg haven't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I suspect that a lot of people offering replies are confusing girth with width.

My girth is pretty much the same as the length. I'm sure that with the right woman in the right circumstances it works exceed the length

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elephantitis

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

are you sure you are measuring it right?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I suspect that a lot of people offering replies are confusing girth with width

"

Doh! I knew I should have paid more attention in maths...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP best "look at my cock" of today- award goes to you!

But I would be happy to see if you 'measured-up' if you were local!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A girth/length ratio of 1:1 doesn't look silly. It only means that length is about 3x the thickness (girth = thickness x Pi).

After a chatroom conversation on the subject, I measured my girth (out of scientific curiosity) and it was 6.25" - slightly more than length. It looks nothing like a tuna tin! - lol

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By *ervent_fervourMan
over a year ago

Halifax

Ha. Yes. This is where you can engage students with the 'applying maths in a real life context'.

Should be no problem engaging the bored boys with this one..


"I suspect that a lot of people offering replies are confusing girth with width

Doh! I knew I should have paid more attention in maths... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have just been asked by a woman what my girth is. I have just measured for the first time in my life and amazed to find that my girth is bigger than my length. Is that unusual? "

You're talking circumference, right? Not diameter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe I should clarify. I am talking girth nor width. I googled "chode" that would definitely resemble a tin of tuna...I was hoping someone would confirm I am normal not that I am a John west factory reject....

I think you should measure again.

I have, several times this evening. Try measuring your next one. It amazed me. I am not particularly girthy but it appears to be a trick of the eye...an optical illusion. I think it may be normal but I don't think people measure that normally. "

I'm taking a tape measure with me next time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why are people soo hooked up on bloody cock size!

Cos they haven't quite discovered how to use it right? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in much the same boat OP, nothing like a tuna can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there's always the Twenty pound note test.

The long edge of a Twenty is 5.8"

Wrap one around your cock and see if the edges just touch, overlap or have a gap

NB according to the NHS website the average UK girth for an erect penis is 4.7 - 5.1" which is just a bit smaller than a £5 note ( 5.3")

Jesus christ man! Now there will be loads of dudes measuring their cocks with money! I have a bloody job where I count the stuff!!!!"

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time for latex gloves then if you're worried lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For some reason, I've always pictured a cock with a girth greater than its length as looking like a tin of tuna."

pmsfl

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"there's always the Twenty pound note test.

The long edge of a Twenty is 5.8"

Wrap one around your cock and see if the edges just touch, overlap or have a gap

NB according to the NHS website the average UK girth for an erect penis is 4.7 - 5.1" which is just a bit smaller than a £5 note ( 5.3")

Jesus christ man! Now there will be loads of dudes measuring their cocks with money! I have a bloody job where I count the stuff!!!!

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time for latex gloves then if you're worried lol"

And some powder faced types will be smelling a lot of cock fragrance, perhaps incubating some of the they.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For some reason, I've always pictured a cock with a girth greater than its length as looking like a tin of tuna."

Best comment I read on this site so far

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"For some reason, I've always pictured a cock with a girth greater than its length as looking like a tin of tuna.

Best comment I read on this site so far "

I laughed out loud when I read that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"For some reason, I've always pictured a cock with a girth greater than its length as looking like a tin of tuna.

Best comment I read on this site so far

I laughed out loud when I read that! "

Bet he typed that with a straight face too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP best "look at my cock" of today- award goes to you!

But I would be happy to see if you 'measured-up' if you were local! "

Busted!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe the average guy has a chode that equals his length a bit like the average persons height is the same measurement as the span from finger tip to finger tip when the arms are stretched as wide as they can reach. Perfect song for this post Bee Gees How deep is your love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on a mo I'm confused wtf is the difference between girth n width?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on a mo I'm confused wtf is the difference between girth n width? "

I assumed girth was the circumference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang on a mo I'm confused wtf is the difference between girth n width?

I assumed girth was the circumference?"

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What he said

The width (or diameter) would be the girth (or circumference) divided by pi

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