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"I have just been asked by a woman what my girth is. I have just measured for the first time in my life and amazed to find that my girth is bigger than my length. Is that unusual? " I think someone'd better help you check that measurement! | |||
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"For some reason, I've always pictured a cock with a girth greater than its length as looking like a tin of tuna." That's the first time anyone has made me genuinely laugh out loud from a forum post... Good work | |||
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"What are the measurements? I'm Googling chode now." Wish I hadn't | |||
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"Why are people soo hooked up on bloody cock size! " Cos they haven't quite discovered how to use it right? | |||
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"Maybe I should clarify. I am talking girth nor width. I googled "chode" that would definitely resemble a tin of tuna...I was hoping someone would confirm I am normal not that I am a John west factory reject...." I think you should measure again. | |||
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"Maybe I should clarify. I am talking girth nor width. I googled "chode" that would definitely resemble a tin of tuna...I was hoping someone would confirm I am normal not that I am a John west factory reject.... I think you should measure again. " I have, several times this evening. Try measuring your next one. It amazed me. I am not particularly girthy but it appears to be a trick of the eye...an optical illusion. I think it may be normal but I don't think people measure that normally. | |||
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"Why are people soo hooked up on bloody cock size! " In a word, evolution | |||
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"Why are people soo hooked up on bloody cock size! " Porn and the increasing demands made on today's penis? | |||
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"I saw the thread title and assumed it was by another user! " so did I! | |||
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"Chode... really? My girth is the same as my length is there a name for that?" Yeah... 'I should be so lucky... Lucky... Lucky... Lucky' | |||
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"Maybe I should clarify. I am talking girth nor width. I googled "chode" that would definitely resemble a tin of tuna...I was hoping someone would confirm I am normal not that I am a John west factory reject...." no sorry you're abnormal go see a shrink | |||
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"there's always the Twenty pound note test. The long edge of a Twenty is 5.8" Wrap one around your cock and see if the edges just touch, overlap or have a gap NB according to the NHS website the average UK girth for an erect penis is 4.7 - 5.1" which is just a bit smaller than a £5 note ( 5.3")" Jesus christ man! Now there will be loads of dudes measuring their cocks with money! I have a bloody job where I count the stuff!!!! | |||
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"I have just been asked by a woman what my girth is. I have just measured for the first time in my life and amazed to find that my girth is bigger than my length. Is that unusual? " look in the mirror and smile like the Cheshire Cat you pal give me strength | |||
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"I suspect that a lot of people offering replies are confusing girth with width " Doh! I knew I should have paid more attention in maths... | |||
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"I suspect that a lot of people offering replies are confusing girth with width Doh! I knew I should have paid more attention in maths... " | |||
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"I have just been asked by a woman what my girth is. I have just measured for the first time in my life and amazed to find that my girth is bigger than my length. Is that unusual? " You're talking circumference, right? Not diameter | |||
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"Maybe I should clarify. I am talking girth nor width. I googled "chode" that would definitely resemble a tin of tuna...I was hoping someone would confirm I am normal not that I am a John west factory reject.... I think you should measure again. I have, several times this evening. Try measuring your next one. It amazed me. I am not particularly girthy but it appears to be a trick of the eye...an optical illusion. I think it may be normal but I don't think people measure that normally. " I'm taking a tape measure with me next time | |||
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"Why are people soo hooked up on bloody cock size! Cos they haven't quite discovered how to use it right? " | |||
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"there's always the Twenty pound note test. The long edge of a Twenty is 5.8" Wrap one around your cock and see if the edges just touch, overlap or have a gap NB according to the NHS website the average UK girth for an erect penis is 4.7 - 5.1" which is just a bit smaller than a £5 note ( 5.3") Jesus christ man! Now there will be loads of dudes measuring their cocks with money! I have a bloody job where I count the stuff!!!!" +++++++++++++ time for latex gloves then if you're worried lol | |||
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"For some reason, I've always pictured a cock with a girth greater than its length as looking like a tin of tuna." pmsfl | |||
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"there's always the Twenty pound note test. The long edge of a Twenty is 5.8" Wrap one around your cock and see if the edges just touch, overlap or have a gap NB according to the NHS website the average UK girth for an erect penis is 4.7 - 5.1" which is just a bit smaller than a £5 note ( 5.3") Jesus christ man! Now there will be loads of dudes measuring their cocks with money! I have a bloody job where I count the stuff!!!! +++++++++++++ time for latex gloves then if you're worried lol" And some powder faced types will be smelling a lot of cock fragrance, perhaps incubating some of the they. | |||
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"For some reason, I've always pictured a cock with a girth greater than its length as looking like a tin of tuna." Best comment I read on this site so far | |||
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"For some reason, I've always pictured a cock with a girth greater than its length as looking like a tin of tuna. Best comment I read on this site so far " I laughed out loud when I read that! | |||
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"For some reason, I've always pictured a cock with a girth greater than its length as looking like a tin of tuna. Best comment I read on this site so far I laughed out loud when I read that! " Bet he typed that with a straight face too | |||
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"OP best "look at my cock" of today- award goes to you! But I would be happy to see if you 'measured-up' if you were local! " Busted!! | |||
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"Hang on a mo I'm confused wtf is the difference between girth n width? " I assumed girth was the circumference? | |||
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"Hang on a mo I'm confused wtf is the difference between girth n width? I assumed girth was the circumference?" ++++ What he said The width (or diameter) would be the girth (or circumference) divided by pi | |||
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