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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is has been done before but not for a while I don't think.

I've just been reminiscing with some fab forumites of old times in The Lounge and a few came up, there's a lot of new faces that might not remember but some might.

These may or may not be the correct thread title but more or less the gist of it

Ryan and Daves Wedding

Any thread involving Colin

Dirty arse

Is that you Martin?

To name but a few...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss the Ryan and Dave bromance. And Obi as a 3some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something about Cock Snot up the Fart Pipe. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Dare I say 'those were the days' I'm gutted Colin never came to see me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One man shed gangbang

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

Dirty arse

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Dirty arse

Thread, I should probably add that bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty arse

Thread, I should probably add that bit.

Phew!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dirty arse

Thread, I should probably add that bit.

I can't bump it because it's full but it was brilliant

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Dirty arse

Thread, I should probably add that bit.

Phew!"

Saved myself, just in the nick of time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A thread about Tesco springs to mind but I can't recall how it started. I remember it being hilarious though and something about meets in the frozen aisle.

Anyone know what I'm on about or is the Oramorph talking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty arse

Thread, I should probably add that bit.

Phew!

Saved myself, just in the nick of time."

Yep, best not get caught short eh Miss K!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread about Tesco springs to mind but I can't recall how it started. I remember it being hilarious though and something about meets in the frozen aisle.

Anyone know what I'm on about or is the Oramorph talking. "

Ha ha. That reminds me of many years ago when a male friend saw me in the Wavy Line shop',yes,I'm old lol Wavy Line for goodness sake how long ago was that?.

I was held in a clinch,we lost our balance and he fell on top of me in the open freezer...We were banned after that',shame as it was the only shop in the err? village.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Mates mum round the back of morrisons

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Dirty arse

Thread, I should probably add that bit.

I can't bump it because it's full but it was brilliant

It was indeed.

All the people checking theirs in the mirror bit, tickled me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread about Tesco springs to mind but I can't recall how it started. I remember it being hilarious though and something about meets in the frozen aisle.

Anyone know what I'm on about or is the Oramorph talking.

Ha ha. That reminds me of many years ago when a male friend saw me in the Wavy Line shop',yes,I'm old lol Wavy Line for goodness sake how long ago was that?.

I was held in a clinch,we lost our balance and he fell on top of me in the open freezer...We were banned after that',shame as it was the only shop in the err? village.

The mental image I have right now is hilarious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dirty arse

Thread, I should probably add that bit.

I can't bump it because it's full but it was brilliant

Where is Mr DDC ? He knows how to resurrect old full threads.

It was indeed.

All the people checking theirs in the mirror bit, tickled me.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Dirty arse

Thread, I should probably add that bit.

Phew!

Saved myself, just in the nick of time.

Yep, best not get caught short eh Miss K!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I remember some bloke being locked in a freezer?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Quite a few..

but most of the threads Themanwiththegoldengun have me laughing.. The man with the little dick.. hilarious.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Oh and COCK SNOT

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

And the story someone had about her bum sucking up a dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cock snot up the fart pipe.

The guy having sex behind his local Morrisons.

And the original Blue Waffle one...

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I had to see what the dirty arses thread was.

So I searched.

Found it.

Read the OP post, and literally cackled out loud to myself cos I knew immediately it'd be a good one. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It was brilliant

This was a good one

www.fabswingers.com/forum/introductions/109642

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is has been done before but not for a while I don't think.

I've just been reminiscing with some fab forumites of old times in The Lounge and a few came up, there's a lot of new faces that might not remember but some might.

These may or may not be the correct thread title but more or less the gist of it

Ryan and Daves Wedding

Any thread involving Colin

Dirty arse

Is that you Martin?

To name but a few... "

All of the above were very funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh "

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Only cause I felt sorry for Ya ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Only cause I felt sorry for Ya ??

I don't need your pity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Only cause I felt sorry for Ya ??

I don't need your pity

No just my company

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Only cause I felt sorry for Ya ??

I don't need your pity

No just my company

Well, I've missed you (both) A tad... A smidge...

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By *om and JennieCouple
over a year ago

Chams or Socials

The lunchbox thread???

I missed the Tesco thread - it was deleted before I read it!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I don't remember the Tesco one?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Only cause I felt sorry for Ya ??

I don't need your pity

No just my company

Well, I've missed you (both) A tad... A smidge... "

So much more that that & you know it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Only cause I felt sorry for Ya ??

I don't need your pity

No just my company

Well, I've missed you (both) A tad... A smidge...

So much more that that & you know it

I'd never admit that, you know it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol poor Martin! Funniest thing ive read all week

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lol poor Martin! Funniest thing ive read all week

Ha ha funnier second time around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Fook me you dragged me out as well ginge

What on earth is that new pic I can't make it out. Is it your Cap'n Birdseye?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss the Ryan and Dave bromance. And Obi as a 3some.

Dave is loved up with Sean now. Sad times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one about jokes last night. Was mightily amusing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Fook me you dragged me out as well ginge

What on earth is that new pic I can't make it out. Is it your Cap'n Birdseye?

Yeah. I used a mirror to make sure it was clean

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I miss the Ryan and Dave bromance. And Obi as a 3some.

Dave is loved up with Sean now. Sad times

The sheep? Do I have to buy him coffee and cake as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Fook me you dragged me out as well ginge

What on earth is that new pic I can't make it out. Is it your Cap'n Birdseye?

Yeah. I used a mirror to make sure it was clean

Where's the Tommy sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss the Ryan and Dave bromance. And Obi as a 3some.

Dave is loved up with Sean now. Sad times

The sheep? Do I have to buy him coffee and cake as well? "

Well only if you deliver. He really only goes to the edges of cliffs now

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Fook me you dragged me out as well ginge

What on earth is that new pic I can't make it out. Is it your Cap'n Birdseye?

Yeah. I used a mirror to make sure it was clean

Where's the Tommy sauce?"

Really Ryan... Really!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Fook me you dragged me out as well ginge

What on earth is that new pic I can't make it out. Is it your Cap'n Birdseye?

Yeah. I used a mirror to make sure it was clean

Where's the Tommy sauce?

Really Ryan... Really!! "

Oh you've changed you have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one about jokes last night. Was mightily amusing."

I missed it last night, what was the thread title?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Fook me you dragged me out as well ginge

What on earth is that new pic I can't make it out. Is it your Cap'n Birdseye?

Yeah. I used a mirror to make sure it was clean

Where's the Tommy sauce?

Really Ryan... Really!!

Oh you've changed you have

I prefer the term 'evolved'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Only cause I felt sorry for Ya ??

I don't need your pity

No just my company

Well, I've missed you (both) A tad... A smidge... "

I haven't ! Bloody wrong un's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I miss the Ryan and Dave bromance. And Obi as a 3some.

Dave is loved up with Sean now. Sad times

The sheep? Do I have to buy him coffee and cake as well? "

Yes ! Yes you do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You don't need to bump, you can post the link to the threads - please for us newbies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word for me : Muscles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The one about jokes last night. Was mightily amusing.

I missed it last night, what was the thread title? "

I can't seem to find the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One word for me : Muscles"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Muscles... Please elaborate

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Anel

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I've never since found the thread but a couple of years ago some guy revealed his meet. He'd gone to the bathroom, clogged the loo, leading to calamity. His meet got suspicious whilst he was locked in and more.

If anyone can remember and find it, it's gold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the one when the guy shagged his girlfriends sister whilst the girlfreind was downstairs??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What was the one when the guy shagged his girlfriends sister whilst the girlfreind was downstairs??

Ha ha I remember that one. I think someone was living in a dreamworld

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the one where the guys stepmum was in the kitchen and he couldn't have a wank because there were no doors.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And the one where the guys stepmum was in the kitchen and he couldn't have a wank because there were no doors. "
could he not go to the bathroom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Only cause I felt sorry for Ya ??

I don't need your pity

No just my company

Well, I've missed you (both) A tad... A smidge...

I haven't ! Bloody wrong un's

Dave, I think you'll find its you that takes it up the wrong un

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Anyone got a link to the dirty arse thread?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is has been done before but not for a while I don't think.

I've just been reminiscing with some fab forumites of old times in The Lounge and a few came up, there's a lot of new faces that might not remember but some might.

These may or may not be the correct thread title but more or less the gist of it

Ryan and Daves Wedding

Any thread involving Colin

Dirty arse

Is that you Martin?

To name but a few... "

Grannies curtain pole. Comedy gold....

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Found it

https://www.fabswingers.com/forum/swingers/63744

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And the one about women disrespecting themselves with dildos.

Had me crying with laughter, although it wasn't supposed to be funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I use to really enjoy the "spot the word" games we played

Eh aye the good ole days Eh

Oh hello, look who came out of hibernation

Only cause I felt sorry for Ya ??

I don't need your pity

No just my company

Well, I've missed you (both) A tad... A smidge...

I haven't ! Bloody wrong un's

Dave, I think you'll find its you that takes it up the wrong un

Awwwww

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"One man shed gangbang"

This one, its my all-time fave, was a great laugh!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

Read one a while back that was asking for 'ice-breaker' games at a party; someone posted, that if there were a few BBW's present then fill a bowl with Malteesers and play hungry hippos - a bit rude I know but it had me in stitches!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"One man shed gangbang

This one, its my all-time fave, was a great laugh!

Anyone got the link?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Read one a while back that was asking for 'ice-breaker' games at a party; someone posted, that if there were a few BBW's present then fill a bowl with Malteesers and play hungry hippos - a bit rude I know but it had me in stitches!"

I know I shouldn't laugh, but

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread about Tesco springs to mind but I can't recall how it started. I remember it being hilarious though and something about meets in the frozen aisle.

Anyone know what I'm on about or is the Oramorph talking. "

I remember this didnt it get removed?

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

anyone remember the thread about black knickers and the acidic staining that occours due to pussy juice?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"anyone remember the thread about black knickers and the acidic staining that occours due to pussy juice?

yes I remember that.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

the guy who shagged his gf's sister upstairs whilst the gf watched TOWIE downstairs and he stopped for a sandwich

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Please help me. (not a thread title!)

Does anyone remember a guy who went on a meet, blocked the loo, shit overflowed and I think she threw him out? It was part of another thread but took it over, as it was so funny. I'd love to find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the guy who shagged his gf's sister upstairs whilst the gf watched TOWIE downstairs and he stopped for a sandwich"

Yep that's the one lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And the one where the guys stepmum was in the kitchen and he couldn't have a wank because there were no doors. could he not go to the bathroom

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Does anyone remember the guy who shat on Wishy's white sofa?!

I actually thought I was going to die laughing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A thread about Tesco springs to mind but I can't recall how it started. I remember it being hilarious though and something about meets in the frozen aisle.

Anyone know what I'm on about or is the Oramorph talking.

I remember this didnt it get removed?"

It must have. It was funny though. Xx

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Does anyone remember the guy who shat on Wishy's white sofa?!

I actually thought I was going to die laughing.

Yes

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Does anyone remember the guy who shat on Wishy's white sofa?!

I actually thought I was going to die laughing.

Yes

And it wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone remember the guy who shat on Wishy's white sofa?!

I actually thought I was going to die laughing.

Yes

Ditto....

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By *irtyGirlWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I found the Dirty Arse thread... I've just laughed all the way through it again. It might have found its way to the top of Swingers Chat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does anyone remember the guy who shat on Wishy's white sofa?!

I actually thought I was going to die laughing.

I remember that story

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