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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My sister and I (Ali) were in Tesco today having a coffee. A Lad early 20's said to the young girl behind the counter "Fuck me those knickers are riding right up your hoop,nice camel toe"

who said romance is dead.Thing is it worked,she giggled and gave him her number. I'm getting old me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The modern mating ritual?

-Courtney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classy - but it worked!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sister and I (Ali) were in Tesco today having a coffee. A Lad early 20's said to the young girl behind the counter "Fuck me those knickers are riding right up your hoop,nice camel toe"

who said romance is dead.Thing is it worked,she giggled and gave him her number. I'm getting old me thinks

If I tried that, I would end up in court.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sister and I (Ali) were in Tesco today having a coffee. A Lad early 20's said to the young girl behind the counter "Fuck me those knickers are riding right up your hoop,nice camel toe"

who said romance is dead.Thing is it worked,she giggled and gave him her number. I'm getting old me thinks

Wow! A modern day Shelley! I'm also getting old I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think a spell on the sex offenders register would be all I got if I ever tried some lyrical lines like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confirms my theory of Bozo. That is, Bozos recognise each other.

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