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However - I THINK I have a cunning plan! Have seen lots of great examples of rope work since joining fab - and am planning to tie a tourniquet round squidgy A and squidgy B on Monday morning before my not-so-mammoth diet! Then - when I remove the tourniquet after the desired 10lb weight loss/tone-up - either I retain my not great but not toooo bad C cup - or they go black and fall off!!  
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"Don't lose any weight.. Just keep toned.. Keeping boobies..and have a lovely shopping trip treating yourself " | |||
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"I sympathise. That's the first place to decrease on me too. Good luck and don't worry about it gorgeous girl. " Isn't it just a complete bugger though?? Darned if I know how ladies lose weight without losing boobage!! *emits HUGE 'first world problem' sigh!* | |||
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"I think if you had them massaged daily youd enjoy that more plus wouldent ropey work get sore and be noticed at work as you might not be able to wear a bra over it" Very true! OR I could ask for volunteers to massage them for me?? Why have a fanny and bark yourself??  | |||
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"And me, so I decided I'd rather have a cracking pair and a big bum cause I'd rather spend my day looking down my own cleavage than looking over my shoulder at a pert behind LOL" LOVE this response!! alas it takes a LOT of wire or hoiking my arms in to give me a cleavage!  | |||
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"Well when I lost weight I couldn't of cared less, there less than perfect but I have two healthy ones. " True! My mum and sister have both had mastectomies! Hence I give mine their affectionate term even though they're not great! | |||
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"Be proud of your small boobage. Having bazoombas isn't all it's cracked up to be. You'll know men aren't just after you because of your mammoth handfuls for a start "Tbh I appeal to arse men! Never been jealous of huge boobs - I think thy look amazing but don't fancy the back pain I've read about! Firm ones would be nice - but hey ho!! | |||
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"I can't wait for mine to fade. I'm only a DD but I want my C cup back "You do?? Perhaps you could donate the extra to me?? Don't want huge boobies but DD sounds perfick! | |||
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The decrease in cup size is offset by the corresponding decrease in back size, so they still look, proportionally speaking, fairly large.
Not that that's necessarily a good thing because they are a nuisance.
And the Spaniel's ears look isn't a good one. I suppose I have to hope they firm up a bit again in time. | |||
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"When I lose weight the first place I lose it is my boobs. I've just gotten used to having tiny boobs. I tell Marc to give them each a kiss goodbye before I lose weight. -Courtney " Aw bless!! That's so lovely!!
It's not small boobs I mind - it's the 'spaniels ears' effect when you've breast fed 3 kids!
When the wire comes off the boobs go dooooooown! | |||
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"When I lose weight the first place I lose it is my boobs. I've just gotten used to having tiny boobs. I tell Marc to give them each a kiss goodbye before I lose weight. -Courtney Aw bless!! That's so lovely!!
It's not small boobs I mind - it's the 'spaniels ears' effect when you've breast fed 3 kids!
When the wire comes off the boobs go dooooooown! "Yep, I guess I'm going to be keeping my undies on for shagging in future. | |||
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"Don't lose any weight.. Just keep toned.. Keeping boobies..and have a lovely shopping trip treating yourself
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"Short legs tick No tits tick Saggy arse tick. Yep I don't appeal to anyone Well if I listened to the rubbish on here. " Well I seem to recall you did rather well on the Valentine poem thread my lovely! And confidence and personality go a hell of a long way lovely! I think the 'new you' looks great - but then I thought you looked lovely before too - especially in the flarey dress pic - was it blue?? | |||
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"When I lose weight the first place I lose it is my boobs. I've just gotten used to having tiny boobs. I tell Marc to give them each a kiss goodbye before I lose weight. -Courtney Aw bless!! That's so lovely!!
It's not small boobs I mind - it's the 'spaniels ears' effect when you've breast fed 3 kids!
When the wire comes off the boobs go dooooooown!
Yep, I guess I'm going to be keeping my undies on for shagging in future."Problem with that is I LOVE having my nipples played with - don't you? So I just warn them what's about to happen and tell them to get fiddling! Some of the younger ones leave mildly traumatised though! | |||
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"I was a b cup when i was slim but it was all good cause thats what suited me. " Well they look great now Vara! | |||
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"I was a b cup when i was slim but it was all good cause thats what suited me. Well they look great now Vara! "Admittedly i prefered them pert but thats just life. No one has the perfect body and i dont subscribe to the idea of whats ideal. Cause i tend to be attracted to what society deems isnt. Just do your thing and dont obsess over the physical x | |||
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"Hello my lovelies! On Monday I start my 'Now seriously Peachy you absolutely MUST get 9 or 10lbs off or buy loads of bigger summer clothes' diet! Only problem is, apart from my love affair with chocolate, that when I lose weight it invariably comes off my less than ample squidgy's too!
However - I THINK I have a cunning plan! Have seen lots of great examples of rope work since joining fab - and am planning to tie a tourniquet round squidgy A and squidgy B on Monday morning before my not-so-mammoth diet! Then - when I remove the tourniquet after the desired 10lb weight loss/tone-up - either I retain my not great but not toooo bad C cup - or they go black and fall off!!
Whad'ya think? A plan worthy of Baldrig?? "hey you'll be hot either way xx | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film." You just made me giggle out loud! I'll never see you in the same way again! | |||
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"When I lose weight the first place I lose it is my boobs. I've just gotten used to having tiny boobs. I tell Marc to give them each a kiss goodbye before I lose weight. -Courtney Aw bless!! That's so lovely!!
It's not small boobs I mind - it's the 'spaniels ears' effect when you've breast fed 3 kids!
When the wire comes off the boobs go dooooooown!
Yep, I guess I'm going to be keeping my undies on for shagging in future.
Problem with that is I LOVE having my nipples played with - don't you?
So I just warn them what's about to happen and tell them to get fiddling!
Some of the younger ones leave mildly traumatised though! "Yes | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film." My bum is always the last place i loose it. Even at a size 10 i had a nikki minaj bum. But hey someone people pay for that and ive got it free | |||
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"Don't lose any weight.. Just keep toned.. Keeping boobies..and have a lovely shopping trip treating yourself "Ah if only I could afford a 'me' shopping trip! Every time I contemplate it my terribly selfish children have a growing spurt - so they get a whole new wardrobe and I console myself with a new bra and thongs from primark!!  | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film. My bum is always the last place i loose it. Even at a size 10 i had a nikki minaj bum. But hey someone people pay for that and ive got it free "I haven't got any on my bum to lose. It's flat and it stays flat. How I appeal to anyone is beyond me! | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film. My bum is always the last place i loose it. Even at a size 10 i had a nikki minaj bum. But hey someone people pay for that and ive got it free
I haven't got any on my bum to lose. It's flat and it stays flat.
How I appeal to anyone is beyond me! "Everyone likes different things i think theres plenty to like about you xx | |||
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"Don't lose any weight.. Just keep toned.. Keeping boobies..and have a lovely shopping trip treating yourself
Ah if only I could afford a 'me' shopping trip!
Every time I contemplate it my terribly selfish children have a growing spurt - so they get a whole new wardrobe and I console myself with a new bra and thongs from primark!! "I know that feeling.. | |||
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"Don't lose any weight.. Just keep toned.. Keeping boobies..and have a lovely shopping trip treating yourself
Ah if only I could afford a 'me' shopping trip!
Every time I contemplate it my terribly selfish children have a growing spurt - so they get a whole new wardrobe and I console myself with a new bra and thongs from primark!!
I know that feeling.. "Most of my lingerie is primark im so un materialistic/ tight its untrue | |||
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"Don't lose any weight.. Just keep toned.. Keeping boobies..and have a lovely shopping trip treating yourself
Ah if only I could afford a 'me' shopping trip!
Every time I contemplate it my terribly selfish children have a growing spurt - so they get a whole new wardrobe and I console myself with a new bra and thongs from primark!!
I know that feeling.. "Yep! Ah well! A mere 8 years to go before the youngest turns 18 and - I hope - buys her own clothes! I think a lot of my clothes will qualify as 'vintage' soon!  | |||
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"Don't lose any weight.. Just keep toned.. Keeping boobies..and have a lovely shopping trip treating yourself
Ah if only I could afford a 'me' shopping trip!
Every time I contemplate it my terribly selfish children have a growing spurt - so they get a whole new wardrobe and I console myself with a new bra and thongs from primark!!
I know that feeling.. Most of my lingerie is primark im so un materialistic/ tight its untrue "Actually I've bought some really lovely sets from there! The trick is to nip in and have a look every time you go past! Most of my 'most complimented' underwear has come from there! | |||
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"Don't lose any weight.. Just keep toned.. Keeping boobies..and have a lovely shopping trip treating yourself
Ah if only I could afford a 'me' shopping trip!
Every time I contemplate it my terribly selfish children have a growing spurt - so they get a whole new wardrobe and I console myself with a new bra and thongs from primark!!
I know that feeling.. Most of my lingerie is primark im so un materialistic/ tight its untrue
Actually I've bought some really lovely sets from there! The trick is to nip in and have a look every time you go past! Most of my 'most complimented' underwear has come from there! "Mine too my expensive ones never get compliments. Besides i dont mind ripping primark | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film. My bum is always the last place i loose it. Even at a size 10 i had a nikki minaj bum. But hey someone people pay for that and ive got it free
I haven't got any on my bum to lose. It's flat and it stays flat.
How I appeal to anyone is beyond me!
Everyone likes different things i think theres plenty to like about you xx"Thanks. I do ok. Thinking how I describe myself though, it's a wonder
A guy wrote a post about unattractive female body shapes not so long ago and his description was my body to a tee.
Broad shoulders, double chin, over-large saggy boobs, big belly, narrow hips and no bum.
Sounds good huh? 
I'll focus on the pretty eyes, nice smile, slim legs etc though. | |||
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"Don't lose any weight.. Just keep toned.. Keeping boobies..and have a lovely shopping trip treating yourself
Ah if only I could afford a 'me' shopping trip!
Every time I contemplate it my terribly selfish children have a growing spurt - so they get a whole new wardrobe and I console myself with a new bra and thongs from primark!!
I know that feeling.. Most of my lingerie is primark im so un materialistic/ tight its untrue
Actually I've bought some really lovely sets from there! The trick is to nip in and have a look every time you go past! Most of my 'most complimented' underwear has come from there! "That is the benefit of being less top heavy. Primark don't go anywhere near my size. I'm limited to the likes of Bravissimo and a set costs £50+. And the bra is worn out in less than 6 months. | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film. You just made me giggle out loud! I'll never see you in the same way again! "Honestly,it's huge! It must stick out about 8 inches from the base of my spine. A black man once said I'd stolen my bum from a black woman | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film. My bum is always the last place i loose it. Even at a size 10 i had a nikki minaj bum. But hey someone people pay for that and ive got it free
I haven't got any on my bum to lose. It's flat and it stays flat.
How I appeal to anyone is beyond me!
Everyone likes different things i think theres plenty to like about you xx
Thanks. I do ok. Thinking how I describe myself though, it's a wonder
A guy wrote a post about unattractive female body shapes not so long ago and his description was my body to a tee.
Broad shoulders, double chin, over-large saggy boobs, big belly, narrow hips and no bum.
Sounds good huh?
I'll focus on the pretty eyes, nice smile, slim legs etc though."I missed that thread,bet that went down well | |||
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"Don't lose any weight.. Just keep toned.. Keeping boobies..and have a lovely shopping trip treating yourself
Ah if only I could afford a 'me' shopping trip!
Every time I contemplate it my terribly selfish children have a growing spurt - so they get a whole new wardrobe and I console myself with a new bra and thongs from primark!!
I know that feeling.. Most of my lingerie is primark im so un materialistic/ tight its untrue
Actually I've bought some really lovely sets from there! The trick is to nip in and have a look every time you go past! Most of my 'most complimented' underwear has come from there!
Mine too my expensive ones never get compliments. Besides i dont mind ripping primark "Precisely! And I buy 3 thongs for every bra coz they get 'lost' sometimes at clubs! | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film. My bum is always the last place i loose it. Even at a size 10 i had a nikki minaj bum. But hey someone people pay for that and ive got it free
I haven't got any on my bum to lose. It's flat and it stays flat.
How I appeal to anyone is beyond me!
Everyone likes different things i think theres plenty to like about you xx
Thanks. I do ok. Thinking how I describe myself though, it's a wonder
A guy wrote a post about unattractive female body shapes not so long ago and his description was my body to a tee.
Broad shoulders, double chin, over-large saggy boobs, big belly, narrow hips and no bum.
Sounds good huh?
I'll focus on the pretty eyes, nice smile, slim legs etc though.
I missed that thread,bet that went down well "Yeah so did I! Did he get out alive? | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film. My bum is always the last place i loose it. Even at a size 10 i had a nikki minaj bum. But hey someone people pay for that and ive got it free
I haven't got any on my bum to lose. It's flat and it stays flat.
How I appeal to anyone is beyond me!
Everyone likes different things i think theres plenty to like about you xx
Thanks. I do ok. Thinking how I describe myself though, it's a wonder
A guy wrote a post about unattractive female body shapes not so long ago and his description was my body to a tee.
Broad shoulders, double chin, over-large saggy boobs, big belly, narrow hips and no bum.
Sounds good huh?
I'll focus on the pretty eyes, nice smile, slim legs etc though.
I missed that thread,bet that went down well
Yeah so did I! Did he get out alive? "Alive yes, but looking like a prat. | |||
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"Don't lose any weight.. Just keep toned.. Keeping boobies..and have a lovely shopping trip treating yourself
Ah if only I could afford a 'me' shopping trip!
Every time I contemplate it my terribly selfish children have a growing spurt - so they get a whole new wardrobe and I console myself with a new bra and thongs from primark!!
I know that feeling.. Most of my lingerie is primark im so un materialistic/ tight its untrue "Every bra I own currently is a primarks finest.. H&M and primark are the only places ill part with money for them | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film. My bum is always the last place i loose it. Even at a size 10 i had a nikki minaj bum. But hey someone people pay for that and ive got it free
I haven't got any on my bum to lose. It's flat and it stays flat.
How I appeal to anyone is beyond me!
Everyone likes different things i think theres plenty to like about you xx
Thanks. I do ok. Thinking how I describe myself though, it's a wonder
A guy wrote a post about unattractive female body shapes not so long ago and his description was my body to a tee.
Broad shoulders, double chin, over-large saggy boobs, big belly, narrow hips and no bum.
Sounds good huh?
I'll focus on the pretty eyes, nice smile, slim legs etc though."I do the same thing about myself. Asked to describe my oral skills i told a guy i end up looking like alice cooper chocking on a hot dog. If they stick around they are either desperate or get my humour. When someone gets your personality that makes the best chemistry for me | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film. My bum is always the last place i loose it. Even at a size 10 i had a nikki minaj bum. But hey someone people pay for that and ive got it free
I haven't got any on my bum to lose. It's flat and it stays flat.
How I appeal to anyone is beyond me!
Everyone likes different things i think theres plenty to like about you xx
Thanks. I do ok. Thinking how I describe myself though, it's a wonder
A guy wrote a post about unattractive female body shapes not so long ago and his description was my body to a tee.
Broad shoulders, double chin, over-large saggy boobs, big belly, narrow hips and no bum.
Sounds good huh?
I'll focus on the pretty eyes, nice smile, slim legs etc though.
I missed that thread,bet that went down well
Yeah so did I! Did he get out alive?
Alive yes, but looking like a prat."I wonder why? | |||
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"I am sulking because I can't buy underwear at cheapy places. Huff." I dont know what size you are but manchester primark has more than half a floor of lingerie now and a big booby section xx | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film. My bum is always the last place i loose it. Even at a size 10 i had a nikki minaj bum. But hey someone people pay for that and ive got it free
I haven't got any on my bum to lose. It's flat and it stays flat.
How I appeal to anyone is beyond me!
Everyone likes different things i think theres plenty to like about you xx
Thanks. I do ok. Thinking how I describe myself though, it's a wonder
A guy wrote a post about unattractive female body shapes not so long ago and his description was my body to a tee.
Broad shoulders, double chin, over-large saggy boobs, big belly, narrow hips and no bum.
Sounds good huh?
I'll focus on the pretty eyes, nice smile, slim legs etc though.
I do the same thing about myself. Asked to describe my oral skills i told a guy i end up looking like alice cooper chocking on a hot dog.
If they stick around they are either desperate or get my humour. When someone gets your personality that makes the best chemistry for me "True! My humongous profile text act as a filter! People need to know I'm not entirely sane before they meet me!
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"Hello my lovelies! On Monday I start my 'Now seriously Peachy you absolutely MUST get 9 or 10lbs off or buy loads of bigger summer clothes' diet! Only problem is, apart from my love affair with chocolate, that when I lose weight it invariably comes off my less than ample squidgy's too!
However - I THINK I have a cunning plan! Have seen lots of great examples of rope work since joining fab - and am planning to tie a tourniquet round squidgy A and squidgy B on Monday morning before my not-so-mammoth diet! Then - when I remove the tourniquet after the desired 10lb weight loss/tone-up - either I retain my not great but not toooo bad C cup - or they go black and fall off!!
Whad'ya think? A plan worthy of Baldrig?? "OP, you always make me laugh.
I feel your pain. I have tiny boobs and have recently started losing weight and exercising more frequently. The first place I've noticed the weight loss is my boobs (& my fingers).
My ginormous arse and tummy....not so much.
If you come up with a solution please let me know. At this rate I'll just have nipples left. | |||
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"I can't wait for mine to fade. I'm only a DD but I want my C cup back
You do?? Perhaps you could donate the extra to me??
Don't want huge boobies but DD sounds perfick! "Have them. I have no use for them. You can't have the stretch marks though, they are mine | |||
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"I am sulking because I can't buy underwear at cheapy places. Huff. I dont know what size you are but manchester primark has more than half a floor of lingerie now and a big booby section xx" Great to know! We're probably due a 'girly tips' thread! I need to start accepting I'm getting older and lol for a good anti-wrinkle cream! | |||
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"I am sulking because I can't buy underwear at cheapy places. Huff. I dont know what size you are but manchester primark has more than half a floor of lingerie now and a big booby section xx Great to know! We're probably due a 'girly tips' thread! I need to start accepting I'm getting older and lol for a good anti-wrinkle cream! " Look even - not 'lol'! X | |||
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"I'm more martini glass than hourglass in terms of body shape. My bust is 5 dress sizes larger than my hips and 4 dress sizes larger than my waist and I've long-ish, toned legs. I retain roughly the same proportions when I lose weight. Buying dresses just doesn't happen. Buying a suit is impossible. Buying underwear is expensive." That does sound bloody tricky! I guess I'm lucky because I lose/gain weight uniformly! Just wish it wasn't the case for my boobs! Xx | |||
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"I am sulking because I can't buy underwear at cheapy places. Huff. I dont know what size you are but manchester primark has more than half a floor of lingerie now and a big booby section xx" J cup? Very few places go up to that size and they tend to have only one or two styles if they do. Debenhams sometimes have a few. M&S have one or two but they are usually plain and ugly and mail order from the Internet only. That leaves Bravissimo and internet shopping at places like Figleaves and Brastop. A bra is usually £30-35 or so and colours and styles are really limited when compared with smaller sizes. It's not too hard to find up to G cups now but anything over that is difficult. | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film. My bum is always the last place i loose it. Even at a size 10 i had a nikki minaj bum. But hey someone people pay for that and ive got it free
I haven't got any on my bum to lose. It's flat and it stays flat.
How I appeal to anyone is beyond me!
Everyone likes different things i think theres plenty to like about you xx
Thanks. I do ok. Thinking how I describe myself though, it's a wonder
A guy wrote a post about unattractive female body shapes not so long ago and his description was my body to a tee.
Broad shoulders, double chin, over-large saggy boobs, big belly, narrow hips and no bum.
Sounds good huh?
I'll focus on the pretty eyes, nice smile, slim legs etc though."Blimey that discription is me to a tee!! | |||
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"I'm more martini glass than hourglass in terms of body shape. My bust is 5 dress sizes larger than my hips and 4 dress sizes larger than my waist and I've long-ish, toned legs. I retain roughly the same proportions when I lose weight. Buying dresses just doesn't happen. Buying a suit is impossible. Buying underwear is expensive." I need to take you shopping woman there is a dress style for everyone. I live it jeans but i know i look smoking in a pencil dress and heels. You would probably suit Dorothy perkins pencil dresses id bet money. Its also the material they are in that makes a different. Dp usually do matching jackets so you can match it up for work or causual it down with something else. Xx | |||
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"I am sulking because I can't buy underwear at cheapy places. Huff. I dont know what size you are but manchester primark has more than half a floor of lingerie now and a big booby section xx J cup? Very few places go up to that size and they tend to have only one or two styles if they do. Debenhams sometimes have a few. M&S have one or two but they are usually plain and ugly and mail order from the Internet only. That leaves Bravissimo and internet shopping at places like Figleaves and Brastop. A bra is usually £30-35 or so and colours and styles are really limited when compared with smaller sizes. It's not too hard to find up to G cups now but anything over that is difficult." Crikey! I pay about £6-£10 for my bras! Guess I'm very lucky!! Is it worth checking online to see if they have those sizes available! You could tie a shopping trip in with the Manchester social? I'll be there! | |||
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"I am sulking because I can't buy underwear at cheapy places. Huff. I dont know what size you are but manchester primark has more than half a floor of lingerie now and a big booby section xx" Yep I was surprised at the size they go up to now. They have some lovely colours in at the moment. A range of sizes from 30-40 I think. Much cheaper than the £30 plus I usually end up spending. Sarah | |||
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"I'm more martini glass than hourglass in terms of body shape. My bust is 5 dress sizes larger than my hips and 4 dress sizes larger than my waist and I've long-ish, toned legs. I retain roughly the same proportions when I lose weight. Buying dresses just doesn't happen. Buying a suit is impossible. Buying underwear is expensive. I need to take you shopping woman there is a dress style for everyone. I live it jeans but i know i look smoking in a pencil dress and heels. You would probably suit Dorothy perkins pencil dresses id bet money. Its also the material they are in that makes a different. Dp usually do matching jackets so you can match it up for work or causual it down with something else. Xx" Jackets that fit my boobs hang like tents around my tummy and hips. 5 dress sizes is a lot. The same goes for dresses, if the fit my boobs, I could hire the rest out for camping! As for pencil skirts, if they fit my waist they are baggy on my hips. Flared skirts, A-line or circle suit me but I'm pretty much stuck with separates. I've had 5 dresses in my life. 2 were made for me, 2 were lycra and very stretchy and one was latex and open bust! | |||
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"I am sulking because I can't buy underwear at cheapy places. Huff. I dont know what size you are but manchester primark has more than half a floor of lingerie now and a big booby section xx Yep I was surprised at the size they go up to now. They have some lovely colours in at the moment. A range of sizes from 30-40 I think. Much cheaper than the £30 plus I usually end up spending. Sarah " What cup sizes though? That's the issue for me. I'll change my av again temporarily to demonstrate. | |||
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"And me, so I decided I'd rather have a cracking pair and a big bum cause I'd rather spend my day looking down my own cleavage than looking over my shoulder at a pert behind LOL" | |||
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"I am sulking because I can't buy underwear at cheapy places. Huff. I dont know what size you are but manchester primark has more than half a floor of lingerie now and a big booby section xx Yep I was surprised at the size they go up to now. They have some lovely colours in at the moment. A range of sizes from 30-40 I think. Much cheaper than the £30 plus I usually end up spending. Sarah What cup sizes though? That's the issue for me. I'll change my av again temporarily to demonstrate. " They definitely do up to F at least. I can't tell from the AV what your cup size is. Sarah | |||
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"I am sulking because I can't buy underwear at cheapy places. Huff. I dont know what size you are but manchester primark has more than half a floor of lingerie now and a big booby section xx Yep I was surprised at the size they go up to now. They have some lovely colours in at the moment. A range of sizes from 30-40 I think. Much cheaper than the £30 plus I usually end up spending. Sarah What cup sizes though? That's the issue for me. I'll change my av again temporarily to demonstrate. They definitely do up to F at least. I can't tell from the AV what your cup size is. Sarah " J. Googling also suggests most of their larger sizes are padded too | |||
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"I would like my C cup boobs again and a smaller bum and stomach. I have a huge bum,like Aunt Fanny from the Robots film." Me too...
I must be the only woman who lost weight and and ended up with bigger boobs
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"It was the one thing I was really looking forward too when I starting to loose weight was saying goodbye to mine but as you can see the only thing that happened was the weight went from everywhere else and the buggers look even bigger!!! Mr just has a smug look... "Yey... I'm not the only one after all | |||
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"I'm more martini glass than hourglass in terms of body shape. My bust is 5 dress sizes larger than my hips and 4 dress sizes larger than my waist and I've long-ish, toned legs. I retain roughly the same proportions when I lose weight. Buying dresses just doesn't happen. Buying a suit is impossible. Buying underwear is expensive. I need to take you shopping woman there is a dress style for everyone. I live it jeans but i know i look smoking in a pencil dress and heels. You would probably suit Dorothy perkins pencil dresses id bet money. Its also the material they are in that makes a different. Dp usually do matching jackets so you can match it up for work or causual it down with something else. Xx Jackets that fit my boobs hang like tents around my tummy and hips. 5 dress sizes is a lot. The same goes for dresses, if the fit my boobs, I could hire the rest out for camping! As for pencil skirts, if they fit my waist they are baggy on my hips. Flared skirts, A-line or circle suit me but I'm pretty much stuck with separates. I've had 5 dresses in my life. 2 were made for me, 2 were lycra and very stretchy and one was latex and open bust!" Trust me gok has nothing on me ive got two best friends who are personal shoppers. Nothing is as perfe t as tailored but i bet i could find something that looks good xx | |||
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"I'm more martini glass than hourglass in terms of body shape. My bust is 5 dress sizes larger than my hips and 4 dress sizes larger than my waist and I've long-ish, toned legs. I retain roughly the same proportions when I lose weight. Buying dresses just doesn't happen. Buying a suit is impossible. Buying underwear is expensive. I need to take you shopping woman there is a dress style for everyone. I live it jeans but i know i look smoking in a pencil dress and heels. You would probably suit Dorothy perkins pencil dresses id bet money. Its also the material they are in that makes a different. Dp usually do matching jackets so you can match it up for work or causual it down with something else. Xx Jackets that fit my boobs hang like tents around my tummy and hips. 5 dress sizes is a lot. The same goes for dresses, if the fit my boobs, I could hire the rest out for camping! As for pencil skirts, if they fit my waist they are baggy on my hips. Flared skirts, A-line or circle suit me but I'm pretty much stuck with separates. I've had 5 dresses in my life. 2 were made for me, 2 were lycra and very stretchy and one was latex and open bust! Trust me gok has nothing on me ive got two best friends who are personal shoppers. Nothing is as perfe t as tailored but i bet i could find something that looks good xx" As I lose weight and have more options, I'll start trying on new stuff
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"I'm more martini glass than hourglass in terms of body shape. My bust is 5 dress sizes larger than my hips and 4 dress sizes larger than my waist and I've long-ish, toned legs. I retain roughly the same proportions when I lose weight. Buying dresses just doesn't happen. Buying a suit is impossible. Buying underwear is expensive. I need to take you shopping woman there is a dress style for everyone. I live it jeans but i know i look smoking in a pencil dress and heels. You would probably suit Dorothy perkins pencil dresses id bet money. Its also the material they are in that makes a different. Dp usually do matching jackets so you can match it up for work or causual it down with something else. Xx Jackets that fit my boobs hang like tents around my tummy and hips. 5 dress sizes is a lot. The same goes for dresses, if the fit my boobs, I could hire the rest out for camping! As for pencil skirts, if they fit my waist they are baggy on my hips. Flared skirts, A-line or circle suit me but I'm pretty much stuck with separates. I've had 5 dresses in my life. 2 were made for me, 2 were lycra and very stretchy and one was latex and open bust! Trust me gok has nothing on me ive got two best friends who are personal shoppers. Nothing is as perfe t as tailored but i bet i could find something that looks good xx As I lose weight and have more options, I'll start trying on new stuff
I think I'll need to shift another 3 stones first though. Maybe I'll be able to get some new stuff for summer."i know what you meam you dont fancy trying till your happier weight wise. Good luck lovely xx | |||
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"I'm more martini glass than hourglass in terms of body shape. My bust is 5 dress sizes larger than my hips and 4 dress sizes larger than my waist and I've long-ish, toned legs. I retain roughly the same proportions when I lose weight. Buying dresses just doesn't happen. Buying a suit is impossible. Buying underwear is expensive. I need to take you shopping woman there is a dress style for everyone. I live it jeans but i know i look smoking in a pencil dress and heels. You would probably suit Dorothy perkins pencil dresses id bet money. Its also the material they are in that makes a different. Dp usually do matching jackets so you can match it up for work or causual it down with something else. Xx Jackets that fit my boobs hang like tents around my tummy and hips. 5 dress sizes is a lot. The same goes for dresses, if the fit my boobs, I could hire the rest out for camping! As for pencil skirts, if they fit my waist they are baggy on my hips. Flared skirts, A-line or circle suit me but I'm pretty much stuck with separates. I've had 5 dresses in my life. 2 were made for me, 2 were lycra and very stretchy and one was latex and open bust! Trust me gok has nothing on me ive got two best friends who are personal shoppers. Nothing is as perfe t as tailored but i bet i could find something that looks good xx As I lose weight and have more options, I'll start trying on new stuff
I think I'll need to shift another 3 stones first though. Maybe I'll be able to get some new stuff for summer. i know what you meam you dont fancy trying till your happier weight wise. Good luck lovely xx"Thank you. | |||
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"Hello my lovelies! On Monday I start my 'Now seriously Peachy you absolutely MUST get 9 or 10lbs off or buy loads of bigger summer clothes' diet! Only problem is, apart from my love affair with chocolate, that when I lose weight it invariably comes off my less than ample squidgy's too!
However - I THINK I have a cunning plan! Have seen lots of great examples of rope work since joining fab - and am planning to tie a tourniquet round squidgy A and squidgy B on Monday morning before my not-so-mammoth diet! Then - when I remove the tourniquet after the desired 10lb weight loss/tone-up - either I retain my not great but not toooo bad C cup - or they go black and fall off!!
Whad'ya think? A plan worthy of Baldrig?? "If your plan works, please let me know! After losing 3 and a half stone with another half a stone to go, my boobs are almost none existent compared to what they used to look like...not so long ago, I had pert 40F/38F tits that were two handfuls each...now I have 34DD/34D, padded bras and they hit my knees without a bra on Can't even say I've got a decent arse to make up for it cos I really haven't...such a great catch I am!!! | |||
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"Hello my lovelies! On Monday I start my 'Now seriously Peachy you absolutely MUST get 9 or 10lbs off or buy loads of bigger summer clothes' diet! Only problem is, apart from my love affair with chocolate, that when I lose weight it invariably comes off my less than ample squidgy's too!
However - I THINK I have a cunning plan! Have seen lots of great examples of rope work since joining fab - and am planning to tie a tourniquet round squidgy A and squidgy B on Monday morning before my not-so-mammoth diet! Then - when I remove the tourniquet after the desired 10lb weight loss/tone-up - either I retain my not great but not toooo bad C cup - or they go black and fall off!!
Whad'ya think? A plan worthy of Baldrig??
If your plan works, please let me know! After losing 3 and a half stone with another half a stone to go, my boobs are almost none existent compared to what they used to look like...not so long ago, I had pert 40F/38F tits that were two handfuls each...now I have 34DD/34D, padded bras and they hit my knees without a bra on Can't even say I've got a decent arse to make up for it cos I really haven't...such a great catch I am!!! "Yeah it's a trade-off for most of us when we lose weight - and the boobs are generally the trade! Hey ho - keeps surgeons in business! | |||
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"Hello my lovelies! On Monday I start my 'Now seriously Peachy you absolutely MUST get 9 or 10lbs off or buy loads of bigger summer clothes' diet! Only problem is, apart from my love affair with chocolate, that when I lose weight it invariably comes off my less than ample squidgy's too!
However - I THINK I have a cunning plan! Have seen lots of great examples of rope work since joining fab - and am planning to tie a tourniquet round squidgy A and squidgy B on Monday morning before my not-so-mammoth diet! Then - when I remove the tourniquet after the desired 10lb weight loss/tone-up - either I retain my not great but not toooo bad C cup - or they go black and fall off!!
Whad'ya think? A plan worthy of Baldrig??
If your plan works, please let me know! After losing 3 and a half stone with another half a stone to go, my boobs are almost none existent compared to what they used to look like...not so long ago, I had pert 40F/38F tits that were two handfuls each...now I have 34DD/34D, padded bras and they hit my knees without a bra on Can't even say I've got a decent arse to make up for it cos I really haven't...such a great catch I am!!!
Yeah it's a trade-off for most of us when we lose weight - and the boobs are generally the trade! Hey ho - keeps surgeons in business! "Unfortunately boobs are the trade! Think I might start a new thread, add an additional paragraph to the profile and (fingers crossed) find a surgeon on here that would take great sexual acts as payment!!!! I'll pass details on to you if I ever find one!!!! Or I could just pay one like 'normal' folk...nah, sexual favours is a much better idea!!! | |||
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"Oddly my boobs never ever grew or shrunk when my weight changed." It's not that unusual - I have that going on in my life, too | |||
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"It's not the size of mine that depresses me, it's the fullness lost with breastfeeding and aging, oh to have my pert ones of my younger years back "Yep! Funny - I never appreciated them when I had them! Always wanted them bigger - even though they were like little round rocks right up under my bloody chin! Ah well!! Sigh!! | |||
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"Oddly my boobs never ever grew or shrunk when my weight changed. It's not that unusual - I have that going on in my life, too "Haha.. Before I had mine done I mean. Slim with tiny odd boobs. Fat still tiny odd boobs. | |||
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"Oddly my boobs never ever grew or shrunk when my weight changed. It's not that unusual - I have that going on in my life, too
Haha.. Before I had mine done I mean. Slim with tiny odd boobs. Fat still tiny odd boobs."You looked in pretty good shape the last time I saw you | |||
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"It was the one thing I was really looking forward too when I starting to loose weight was saying goodbye to mine but as you can see the only thing that happened was the weight went from everywhere else and the buggers look even bigger!!! Mr just has a smug look...
Yey... I'm not the only one after all "I was looking forward to pretty little bras too | |||
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"It was the one thing I was really looking forward too when I starting to loose weight was saying goodbye to mine but as you can see the only thing that happened was the weight went from everywhere else and the buggers look even bigger!!! Mr just has a smug look...
Yey... I'm not the only one after all
I was looking forward to pretty little bras too"You're kidding right?
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"As the unofficial founding member of the boob appreciation clique (see my thread), .. in the best traditions of fab.. I'd like each of your boobs to have a leaving thread.. pictures required with lots of guys saying... 'No please stay..'
"That - my lovely - is an excellent plan! what's with all the emoticons though?
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"It was the one thing I was really looking forward too when I starting to loose weight was saying goodbye to mine but as you can see the only thing that happened was the weight went from everywhere else and the buggers look even bigger!!! Mr just has a smug look...
Yey... I'm not the only one after all
I was looking forward to pretty little bras too
You're kidding right?
Most women would kill to lose the waist and keep the boobs! "No I'm not kidding... I honestly have no idea why any woman would choose to have boobs large / heavy enough to need a sports bra to travel any faster than a walk. I think enhanced ones must be lighter
Or mine are just strangely heavy
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"As the unofficial founding member of the boob appreciation clique (see my thread), .. in the best traditions of fab.. I'd like each of your boobs to have a leaving thread.. pictures required with lots of guys saying... 'No please stay..'
That - my lovely - is an excellent plan!
what's with all the emoticons though?
Are you trying to give a fellow forumite a run for his money? "Peachy they should stay my dear | |||
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"As the unofficial founding member of the boob appreciation clique (see my thread), .. in the best traditions of fab.. I'd like each of your boobs to have a leaving thread.. pictures required with lots of guys saying... 'No please stay..'
That - my lovely - is an excellent plan!
what's with all the emoticons though?
Are you trying to give a fellow forumite a run for his money?
Peachy they should stay my dear "I don't have much say in it sadly! If I lose weight they go! | |||
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