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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So been listening to a podcast recently and they've come up with a game called a million dollars but so I thought we could see if it'll work here?

So you can have a million pound but from that moment on your taste buds are on your hands! Would you take the money?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yep. Then wear gloves.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yep. Then wear gloves. "

You will always taste those gloves then? And what happens when you're eating?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy some really fucking tasty gloves with some of the money?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy some really fucking tasty gloves with some of the money?"

What happens when you need to wipe your arse?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy some really fucking tasty gloves with some of the money?

What happens when you need to wipe your arse?"

Healthy people on a healthy diet shouldn't need to wipe their arse. random fact of the day.

but if i had to...erm someone would invent minty fresh arse wipes probably.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok new situation!

A guy pays for everything for the rest of your life but every time you buy something he has to stick his finger in your arse for 15 seconds no matter if the cost is £1 or £1m and he has to do it there and then so if you "just popped to the shops for some milk" he'd be there! would you accept it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GODDAMNIT GAVIN!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So been listening to a podcast recently and they've come up with a game called a million dollars but so I thought we could see if it'll work here?

So you can have a million pound but from that moment on your taste buds are on your hands! Would you take the money?"

1 million quid. You'd buy a house, need to keep some for upkeep. A car and a couple of nice trips. You'd not end up with a life changing amount of money left over.

Gloves are cheap, but I love eating, drinking and socialising. I love the taste of kisses.

I couldn't give up those for life.

No.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok new situation!

A guy pays for everything for the rest of your life but every time you buy something he has to stick his finger in your arse for 15 seconds no matter if the cost is £1 or £1m and he has to do it there and then so if you "just popped to the shops for some milk" he'd be there! would you accept it?"

Technically if he's paying for it then he is buying it ergo no impromptu prostate probes.. I'm in!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"GODDAMNIT GAVIN!"

Lol finally someone who understands what I'm talking about!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok new situation!

A guy pays for everything for the rest of your life but every time you buy something he has to stick his finger in your arse for 15 seconds no matter if the cost is £1 or £1m and he has to do it there and then so if you "just popped to the shops for some milk" he'd be there! would you accept it?

Technically if he's paying for it then he is buying it ergo no impromptu prostate probes.. I'm in!"

If you're taking possession of it you get the anal probing digit inserted into you're anal cavity!

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