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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stand back first aider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Optrex - It's good for watering eyes

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

I banged my little toe on a trolley at ASda the other week

think I broke it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Little toes take a right bashing don't they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ouch ouch ouch babes, hurts like fuck doesnt it...hope Rob didnt bloody laugh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"ouch ouch ouch babes, hurts like fuck doesnt it...hope Rob didnt bloody laugh

He was beating the fluff off the rabbits quilt in the garden at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ouch ouch ouch babes, hurts like fuck doesnt it...hope Rob didnt bloody laugh

He was beating the fluff off the rabbits quilt in the garden at the time

your rabbit has a quilt...fook me how posh is that, i just throw mine in the draw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

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quick quick send for the possee nail repair team....

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

OOch honey bet that hurt. Have you ever seen anyone when they stub there toe. So many react so differently . Some just hop, some f and blind. I must be the funniest, if i stub my toe i seem to take of and run round like a headless chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

Oh i hope you are ok very serious for a woman to do somthing like that

What with brain damage etc

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

SEND FOR A NURSE ...............

ohhh yeah ....ok

ouch ..!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OOOOOOOOO nasty....

i once stuck a stilleto heel thru my big toe.

Mind, i was trying to ballet dance at the time...lmao

ahem !

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

That certainly calls for mouth-to-mouth!

And you may be hyperventilating you need to lie down, and loosen tight clothing....

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!

Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

I once caught my little toe on a sofa caster and ripped it sideways, breaking it. I was running for more butter for my popcorn at the time, in TV adverts. Serves me right for being greedy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!

Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx"

a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg i know how you feel. am quite heavy handed and the other day decided to paint my toe nails. got that sponge thing that divides your toes to enable you to paint them without smudging. so there i am putting the divider in and far too roughly pulled my little toe. i heard an almighty crack and my little toe flopped to the side. there was no pain. anyhow after second attempt i pushed it back and it clicked into place. so lesson to be learned doris's get a wank off me at your own risk....i come with a health warning...pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OOch honey bet that hurt. Have you ever seen anyone when they stub there toe. So many react so differently . Some just hop, some f and blind. I must be the funniest, if i stub my toe i seem to take of and run round like a headless chicken"
i do what every man does cries and asks his wife for a cuddle

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By *lirty14uMan
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

" a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you

That's OK, I heard Honeypot will try anything once...

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"omg i know how you feel. am quite heavy handed and the other day decided to paint my toe nails. got that sponge thing that divides your toes to enable you to paint them without smudging. so there i am putting the divider in and far too roughly pulled my little toe. i heard an almighty crack and my little toe flopped to the side. there was no pain. anyhow after second attempt i pushed it back and it clicked into place. so lesson to be learned daves get a wank off me at your own risk....i come with a health warning but i do like pussy so i will only stick half my foot in ,after its been in my mouth of course ...pmsl"

ouch really ...well thanks for the warning ....nice to see you daves are so ..intimate

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!

Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx

a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hey the bitch is back....thanks for the welcome home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"OOch honey bet that hurt. Have you ever seen anyone when they stub there toe. So many react so differently . Some just hop, some f and blind. I must be the funniest, if i stub my toe i seem to take of and run round like a headless chickeni do what every man does cries and asks his wife for a cuddle

awwww bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!

Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx

a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it

****shut the fook up pheonix****

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!

Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx

a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it

****shut the fook up pheonix****"

ooooooooooooooh to late now honey!!!

Ohhhhhhhh and those sexy orange elbow length gloves.....lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!

Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx

a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it

****shut the fook up pheonix****

ooooooooooooooh to late now honey!!!

Ohhhhhhhh and those sexy orange elbow length gloves.....lol

please hun please, a bit of lube this time

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!

Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx

a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it

****shut the fook up pheonix****

ooooooooooooooh to late now honey!!!

Ohhhhhhhh and those sexy orange elbow length gloves.....lol

please hun please, a bit of lube this time

depends if you are good between now and then....lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!

Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx

a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it

****shut the fook up pheonix****

ooooooooooooooh to late now honey!!!

Ohhhhhhhh and those sexy orange elbow length gloves.....lol

i can help ya debz honest .....!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hey the bitch is back....thanks for the welcome home"
yes she is back the bitch

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!

Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx

a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it

****shut the fook up pheonix****

ooooooooooooooh to late now honey!!!

Ohhhhhhhh and those sexy orange elbow length gloves.....lol

i can help ya debz honest .....!!!!!"

Your on

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Fuckity fuck fuck fuck!!!

Just caught my foot on the edge of a chair and ripped my little toe nail off

OUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCH indeedy!!!

Sit down, put you foot up and help yourself to a stiff one - trust me i am a nurse....lol xxx

a gerbil nurse...honeypot dont let hernear she will try to worm you

PMSL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cheeky bugger - next time i see you i will have a thermometer with your name on it

****shut the fook up pheonix****

ooooooooooooooh to late now honey!!!

Ohhhhhhhh and those sexy orange elbow length gloves.....lol

i can help ya debz honest .....!!!!!

Your on

WOW ...excited ....starfish hunting ...

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

What colour...????

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

My toe is fine now and ive just painted the bit of skin thats left with some nail varnish so it sort of looks normal

No need for gerbil nurse and her worming tablets or mouth to mouth,although mouth to mouth is always welcome

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over a year ago

"My toe is fine now and ive just painted the bit of skin thats left with some nail varnish so it sort of looks normal

No need for gerbil nurse and her worming tablets or mouth to mouth,although mouth to mouth is always welcome

my son just stuck a drill through my fingernail...sigh.

DIY...bloody hate it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

"My toe is fine now and ive just painted the bit of skin thats left with some nail varnish so it sort of looks normal

No need for gerbil nurse and her worming tablets or mouth to mouth,although mouth to mouth is always welcome

my son just stuck a drill through my fingernail...sigh.

DIY...bloody hate it!

OUCH! kiss it better? if its got a plaster on of course

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

"My toe is fine now and ive just painted the bit of skin thats left with some nail varnish so it sort of looks normal

No need for sexy gerbil nurse and her mouth to mouth,although mouth to mouth is always welcome

Bless you dear - another time then maybe...pmsl xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My toe is fine now and ive just painted the bit of skin thats left with some nail varnish so it sort of looks normal

No need for gerbil nurse and her worming tablets or mouth to mouth,although mouth to mouth is always welcome

my son just stuck a drill through my fingernail...sigh.

DIY...bloody hate it!

OUCH! kiss it better? if its got a plaster on of course

Plaster! PLASTER!..I have got a bloody great bandage on it, I am milking it for all it is worth lol.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
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over a year ago

Diamond im one of those people who when they stub their toe does'nt feel a thing until I look down and see a big flap of skin hanging off and then run around crying with pain,hav'nt done that for years thankfully!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't offer any words apart from "F*ck me!! that hurts!!"

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