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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Cheeky little game for you all. Those little cliches you see time and again in the films and tv.

A couple of starters for you.

No matter what job, if someone loses their job they all have the same size box as they leave the office with family pic in the top (random sports trophy optional)

Any part of a building can be accessed via the air conditioning system.

Mobile communication devices get reception everywhere (including down mines) unless vital to the plot.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

The bad guy will tell the good guy the entirety of his plan while he thinks the good guy is on the road to death.

The good guy always escapes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the psycho is after the gormless teenaged girl, she always runs upstairs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In movies when there's a car chase there's always one car that has to flip and crash into a lamppost or newspaper stand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a weird thing, but it annoys me in films & TV when waitresses wear their hair down while at work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that newspaper stand blows up into flames

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And that newspaper stand blows up into flames"
yep

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Cars explode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy endings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horror films- walking round in dark houses.

Put. The. Fucking. Light. On.

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Bad guys miss with every shot at point blank range . Good guys shoot people 100 yards away with a pistol.

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

When a guy saves a girl's life she automatically falls in love with him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cars have 20 gears

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the old American sports films like mighty ducks, they always win the last game by one point on the buzzer

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

No one has a poo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

All alien species with vocal capabilities speak english

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women go into labour at the worst possible moment and it lasts 2 mins everytimes instead of 32 hours

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Everyone buys a French stick when they go shopping, beds have triangular sheets that barely cover the guys waist but come right up to the girls neck

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Locks can be picked (by anyone) using hair pins or credit cards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A pair of specs is a perfect disguise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has spots or pmt!

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"No one has spots or pmt!"

Or morning breath.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any walk in cleaning cupboard has exactly the right chemicals to make an explosive device

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Action heroes get in fights and don't even wince when they kiss the girl- despite being beaten to a pulp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The good guys are All good morally and the bad guys are beyond salvation, rotten to the core.

They never change their mind and their ways!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a fight scene, everyone takes it in turn throwing punches, no one ever tries to three a punch at the same time as the guy they are fighting.

No matter how plain and ugly a teen high school student is, they can be turned into a stunner, by another high school student, with no formal make up training.

Mean girls always end up covered in something icky, or dead

No one gets morning breath

American kids can run faster than dinosaurs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Any car can be hotwired by touching a couple of bare wires in the ignition together...despite most modern cars having electronic immobilisers

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By *verysmileMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

1. When a the star is chasing an extra and they end up on the roof.....well, only the star uses the stairs to come down.

2.When there is an unidentified crewman beaming down from the USS ENTERPRISE, he/she will not last beyond the next scene.

3. No-one gets a nuisance PPI call on their mobile phone.

4. No fat people are seen going to bed in American films.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Women seem to always have bra and or knickers on when they get out of bed after having sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No froth when actors brush their teeth....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when the bad guy is coming the music gives it away

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Give a woman the map you would never do that in real life

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By *r H and Good PetCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"No froth when actors brush their teeth...."

OK, true story:

When I first moved into the country, as a kid, I thought English people had a special way of brushing their teeth so they didn't froth.

Because of this. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In sex scenes no one stops because they got a stray hair in their mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women wake up with hair brushed and full make up on

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

After crashes cars still work

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

The number one best selling car in sanfrancisco is a green VW beetle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In car chases the car tyres still screech round corners.......even on dirt roads.

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By *lighty1Woman
over a year ago

You Dont Need to Know, right now

Whenever the camera goes in for a close-up, the bad guy is half-a-second from pouncing.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The skill and deadliness of any ninja is inversely proportional to the number of ninjas on screen

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Women always wake up with a full face of make up and no bad bed hair. From a sleep that is serene and calm with no open mouth dribbling.

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

A car chase always takes a detour of the local market. Cue falling creates of apples and oranges all over the place.

Everyone who lives in New York lives in a loft. They all own grand pianos which can only be manoeuvred in via a system of ropes and pulleys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The count down timer on the bomb that is going to thwart James Bond's mission (other film heroes are available) goes on for longer in reality than on the counter. (Yes, from a very young age I have always counted down from the first shot of it - the bomb in Fort Knox in Goldfinger being a case in point) (Tragic I know, but the devil's in the detail).

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

guns have magic magazines that never run out of rounds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky little game for you all. Those little cliches you see time and again in the films and tv.

A couple of starters for you.

No matter what job, if someone loses their job they all have the same size box as they leave the office with family pic in the top (random sports trophy optional)

Any part of a building can be accessed via the air conditioning system.

Mobile communication devices get reception everywhere (including down mines) unless vital to the plot."

Watching an episode of Silent Witness, a couple of weeks ago. There was a scene where the father and son are fishing, but the boy was using the fishing reel upside down !! Clearly had never fished in his life.

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

Every scene of London must contain either Tower bridge, Big Ben or both in the background

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The count down timer on the bomb that is going to thwart James Bond's mission (other film heroes are available) goes on for longer in reality than on the counter. (Yes, from a very young age I have always counted down from the first shot of it - the bomb in Fort Knox in Goldfinger being a case in point) (Tragic I know, but the devil's in the detail). "

And any bomb is disarmed with 3 seconds on the digital clock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1. When a the star is chasing an extra and they end up on the roof.....well, only the star uses the stairs to come down.

2.When there is an unidentified crewman beaming down from the USS ENTERPRISE, he/she will not last beyond the next scene.

3. No-one gets a nuisance PPI call on their mobile phone.

4. No fat people are seen going to bed in American films. "

Re point 2

That crewman is billed as

Security man 2

Always the red shirt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And any bomb is disarmed with 3 seconds on the digital clock"

The Bond default disarming options are A) three seconds B) a hairy scary one second or C) a cheesy 1970s Roger Moore 007 seconds. I do love Bond (so not a proper girl).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In horror movies, the parents who never believe their kids always die

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" (so not a proper girl). "

I know people that say otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No one has a poo"

Straight to the base level

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" (so not a proper girl).

I know people that say otherwise

Ah, just looked at your verries in full preparation to say 'pah, no you don't' - shuffles away quietly!

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

They always tip the cab driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one sleeps on the wet spot lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

The space right outside the shop they want is always free

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

People always find a parking space right where its most convenient for them.

It always rains at funerals.

If someone has to jump off a building there is always something soft for them to land on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When the shot the bad guy they never make sure he's dead and low and behold he try's to attack again...

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By *olgateMan
over a year ago

on the road to nowhere in particular

There are no nice prison guards, only bent ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"guns have magic magazines that never run out of rounds"

Watch Deadpool, for first time they dont!

Why oh why do they run up to the roof to 'escape'? Run down to the ground floor n grab a car that will crash, twist in air etc but still go!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Hero gets stabbed, shot, head butted, run over without a murmur, yet acts like a little girl and flinches the moment the woman he's saved tends his wounds.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Even though breakfast is always made (usually toast or eggs) no one ever eats it. They just walk out the door

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By *aeBabeWoman
over a year ago

London

Teen movies always have a prom or dance and the once invisible/unpopular girl becomes the prom queen and gets the jock

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"No one has a poo

Straight to the base level

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By *rs-Naughty_Mr-CuddlesCouple
over a year ago

Nr coleford

Urm Austin powers having a poo in there but don't see it

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Shot or stabbed characters never go into shock.

Hero/villain manages to ignite a trail of petrol simply by dropping a lit match. This was disproved on an episode of Myth busters.

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By *ub_liminalTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Belfast

Actresses with full faces of immaculately done make-up / hair after natural disasters / terrorist events take place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheeky little game for you all. Those little cliches you see time and again in the films and tv.

A couple of starters for you.

No matter what job, if someone loses their job they all have the same size box as they leave the office with family pic in the top (random sports trophy optional)

Any part of a building can be accessed via the air conditioning system.

Mobile communication devices get reception everywhere (including down mines) unless vital to the plot.

Who would live in Walford ? Most depressing place on earth. Nothing happy ever happens there. Doom and gloom.

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By *ohnaronMan
over a year ago

london

Bugging devices work...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They don't take off bras when having sex.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Bareback sex

This i true - you never even see anyone reach for a packet haha!!

And those full suitcases? They always look as though they are light as a feather when carried!

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Running in heels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women seem to always have bra and or knickers on when they get out of bed after having sex

Don't forget their perfect make up and hair after sex?...Dry sheets?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ammunition... Fucking pisses me off man. How many times can you shoot that gun and not run out, similarly, where does Legolas get all of his arrows from. He only ever has like 5 in his quiver!

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